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Joined 06-28-06, id: 1078028, Profile Updated: 02-04-08
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I'm a 19 year-old male from the US who has liked Harry Potter for a long time. I must have read the first five books about twenty times each. J.K. disappointed me with book six, but hopefully book seven will make up for it. The third book was my favorite. I'm a sophomore at Seton Hall University. I'm a diplomacy major. If you don't know what that is it's basicly the study of international affairs. Oh yeah, the NY Giants got lucky. Go Patriots!

Here is a list of my favorite pairings, in order:

Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini
Harry Potter/Katie Bell
Harry Potter/Hermione Granger
Harry Potter/Susan Bones
Harry Potter/Daphne Greengrass

Those are the pairings I usually stick to, but if a story is well written, I might give it a shot. Barb LP's trilogy is some of the best fanfiction I have read so far. For some reason I still can't really stand that pairing. Sorry to all the fans of it out there. No slash either. Two other writers I think are great are Shezza88 and jbern.

Update 2/4/08: So I gave up on writing anything. I'm not a writer and I have little to no time with college. I'm also going to be pledging a fraternity so I won't even have time to sleep once that comes around. If anyone was hoping for my mediocre writing sorry to disappoint you.

Update 6/28/07: I finally have an idea for a story, but I don't know if I will write it. It would feature a Harry/Katie Bell romance pairing. Set post-Hogwarts with a dead Voldemort, it would focus on a Quidditch career for Harry and probably Katie. I have no set direction I want to go with this so it probably won't happen. However, I think I will write a few one shots about this pairing if anyone is interested.

Update 3/7/07:
I decided to abandon Harry Potter and the Serpent's Scent as I don't have enough time as it is at college, and I really didn't have a clear idea where I was going with the story line. I probably won't finish it ever as I have another idea I might try to make a story out of in the future. I know there's not much, but if anyone wants to continue it, IM me at Pierogies99.

I'll leave a little updater here on my story to let you guys know how far (how many words) I got along in the next chapter.
Harry Potter and the Serpent's Scent
: Abandoned

If you read all this, sorry for wasting your time, but I felt it would be a shame to not write anything in my corner of cyberspace.

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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, Harry fights to stay ahead of enemy machinations. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,995 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 4,513 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13527 - Favs: 17,754 - Follows: 16,911 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Keeper by B.B.Ruth reviews
Post DH, Post Epilogue. Four years after Hermione resigns from her job at the Ministry and moves away, she is forced by necessity to ask Harry to take care of Hugo. Harry doesn't know that Hugo is his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 441,895 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hope's Revival by Shawn45 reviews
Aang failed to defeat Ozai, eventually leading to the destruction of the Earth Kingdom. After over a decade of running, he and his small group of friends found a way to fix their past. In order to fix their past, they must relive their past once more. Discontinued
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,419 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Aang, Katara
Book Four: Air by aka Arashi reviews
Water, Earth, Fire, Air. We believed we'd saved the world by defeating Ozai and ending the war. But as the dust settled, new conflicts arose. And that was just the beginning... Canon pairings, Continuation Fic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,500 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sokka
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 8,368 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Goblet of Fire: Rekindled by Regulus reviews
Complete! Harry gets into more trouble than he realizes when his name pops out of the Goblet of Fire. A year of headaches and hardships confront him, but something much darker lies on the horizon. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,304 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Unknown Memories by Fission25 reviews
Harry begins his quest to change the future of death and destruction he's foreseen. Not yet realizing what the consequences of his actions will be, he becomes the catalyst for a new revolution. 4th year AU, Harry/Katie Bell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,349 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Katie B.
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Denarian Omakes by Shezza reviews
A collection of omakes written by various authors. Credits go to Surarrin, Nuhuh and Taure. I hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,798 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Citadel of Azkaban by Regulus reviews
Book 6 complete! As Voldemort takes the floating island of Azkaban, Harry is left with split personalities following events at the Ministry. But will he be able to merge them together again, or will his hesitation be the death of everything he holds dear?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,405 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 10,232 - Follows: 3,089 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Insurgence Against Azkaban by Shezza reviews
Sequel to Resistance of Azkaban: It has only been a matter of hours since Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort. Yet, in the coming few hours, there are plots abound that could mean the destruction of the Order so soon after their victory
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P.
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Resistance of Azkaban by Shezza reviews
It's been twenty five years since the death of Albus Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic is now under the control of Lord Voldemort. Those who oppose him place themselves under the command of Harry Potter, former Auror and ruler of the island of Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,999 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Crimson Rain by Takeda Lee reviews
[FFO part 2] Darkness has descended, the world's at war, sacred places desecrated and Hogwarts under constant seige. A group of five are its only salvation from drowning in the crimson rain, and they are constantly reevaluating if its worth saving at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
The Order of the Phoenix: Reassembled by Regulus reviews
Book 5 in the RSeries is now complete. A Ministry loyal woman comes to teach at Hogwarts. Harry's relationship with Tonks is stressed. Pushed to and over his breaking point, will Harry be able to survive the year with his sanity intact?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,402 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Amulet of Stone by KevinVoigt reviews
[COMPLETED] [Sequel to 'The Ring of Gold'] With the threat of the Brotherhood gone, Harry and his friends find that an even greater threat on the horizon. Now they must race to find out who is responsible and how they can stop them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 333,970 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Cardinal Curses by B.B.Ruth reviews
Six years after Harry has rid the world of Voldemort, he finds himself unexpectedly living alone away from the friends he grew up with and the family that embraced him. He has to come back when he finds out that Hermione and Ron need him. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,984 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bittersweet Dreams by Takeda Lee reviews
[FFO part 1] The line between Fantasy and Nightmare is sometimes blurred, but in this world it no longer exists. A Fallen Angel, a cursed Demon, a vengful Mage and a Slytherin girl, are the pillars holding up the last hope for a failing world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,817 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
Shattered Knight by Tim Radley reviews
KoTOR: Eight months on from the fall of the Star Forge the expected peace has not come to the Republic. The news of Revan's return has become a source of schism and conflict within the galaxy, and Revan himself has his own demons to face.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 363,958 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/26/2004
The Prisoner of Azkaban Returns by Regulus reviews
[Complete] Book 3 in the RSeries is now finished. Harry faces a murderous prisoner, learns a secret about one of his friends, and travels through time before the year comes to an end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,152 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber of Secrets: Reopened by Regulus reviews
[Complete] The second book in the RSeries has now been finished! Harry and company return to Hogwarts, only to be faced with more trouble. The group finds a new hideout and Harry ends up once more saving the school from the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,664 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Triangle Prophecy by Barb LP reviews
Harry and Malfoy figure in a Prophecy about Voldemort's fall. Conclusion to the Psychic Serpent Trilogy. Chapters 16, 17 and 18 UP! [PLEASE SEE AUTHOR INFO FOR IMPORTANT NOTE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 347,868 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Lost Generation by Barb LP reviews
MWPP prequel to the Psychic Serpent Trilogy, also featuring Lily Evans, Snape & Bill Weasley. Hogwarts is a safe haven where Bill has always longed to be--until there are whispers of vampires and werewolves, of Death Eaters and traitors....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 207,888 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 5/21/2002 - Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions by Barb LP reviews
(or: The Last Temptation of Harry Potter) Sequel to Harry Potter & the Psychic Serpent. Harry's 6th year. Is giving Harry exactly what he wants Voldemort’s ultimate revenge? [COMPLETE!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 415,659 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb LP reviews
WINNER OF THE 2002 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD IN THE ROMANCE CATEGORY! Alternate Harry's 5th yr. He gets a snake who has the Sight. Romantic entanglements, Animagus training, house-elf liberation, giants, Snape's Pensieve and more! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 331,618 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Serpent's Scent reviews
Abandoned. Year six AU. Harry is in Slytherin, with Blaise Zabini and Tracey Davis as best friends. What happens when Harry finds a magical artifact called the Serpent's Scent. Will it enable him to save the wizarding world, or lead to its ultimate doom?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z.