To my dear readers,

Basic Details

Name: Damien

Age: Not telling!

Gender: Is this necessary? The name's Damien! Work it out yourself.

My sister is crazy about Star Wars. You may know her as the DragonRidingSorceress.

My natural response at hearing my full name being spoken by anyone is to run. If it’s male, you’re under arrest. If it’s female, you wish it were male. At least you had a higher life expectancy.- Ash Ketchum, Evolution by Jaxxon

If only you knew the power that is the dark side.- Darth Vader, Star Wars IV, V or VI

I have a bad feeling about this.- Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars I, II and III

I hate it when he does that.- Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars II

Anakin? How many times have I told you to stay away from power couplings?- Obiwan Kenobi, Star Wars II

Don't do that again- Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars I

Can we kick her? Just this once?- Ronald Weasley, PS/SS

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?- Anon.

'Pink!' "Purple!" 'Pink!' "Purple!" etc.- Anyone and Mace Windu (Comedy)

Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic lifeform.- Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars I

Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?- Hemione Granger, GoF

'That felt good.' "Not good. Brilliant!"- Hermione and Ron, PoA (Movie)

Bloody optimist- Anon.

THIS is light?- Ron Weasley, PP/SS (Movie)

Dry up, Dursley, you great prune!- Hagrid, PP/SS (Movie)

Great! We moved into the theatre district! Get a load of these guys!- Timon, Lion King 3

Sarcasm is a foreign language to you isn't it?- Timon, Lion King 3

'We're you just picking your nose?' "No! I had an itch on the inside!"- Pumba and Timon, Lion King 3

Something tells me this ain't the traveling company of Riverdance.- Timon, Lion King 3

Choking, not breathing!- Timon, Lion King 3

Either this is the entrance to the public library, or we're in a lot of trouble.- Timon, Lion King 3 (Deleted Scenes)

'Shall we run for our lives?' "Yes, let's."- Pumba and Timon, Lion King 3

I suppose diplomacy is out of the question?- Obi-wan Kenobi, Battlefront II

One hundred, two hundred, three hundred... You guys are gonna make me rich- Boba Fett, BF II

Size matters not.- Yoda, BF II

So, who should I kill next?- Jango Fett, BF II

The jedi used our distraction to board the ship and rescue the Chancellor. Stole all the credit, too.- Clone Trooper, BF II

'Wanna buy some deathsticks?' "You don't want to sell me deathsticks." 'I don't want to sell you deathsticks' "You want to go home and rethink your life." 'I want to go home and rethink my life.'- Unknown alien loser and Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars II

Eon Master