Author has written 13 stories for One Piece, Fast and the Furious, Four Brothers, Misc. Movies, Step Up, Heroes, and G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
Fast and the Furious
Card Captor Sakura
Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2
Tokyo Mew Mew
KND: Kids Next Door
Couples I Hate/Don't Like That Much
Favorite Characters/ Celebrities
Fave Video Games
All About Me
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, nevermore199,shadow_goddess99. Kakashis-First-Kiss, Itachi'sEBILcuppycake, Black Aeon
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Black Aeon
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
You know you live in 2007 when...
If you think Captain Gantu should be in Kingdom Hearts 3, copy and paste this to your profile. Hey, Stitch has been seen in KH 2 so Gantu could be a partner for Pete. Right?
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
Pick the ones that fit you ...
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
That 70's Show Quotes
"Piece of crap! That's a Vista Cruiser! You can literally cruise the vista." -Red
"I said good day!" -Fez
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
"All this food for 45 cents. Its unbelievable. Tastes the food then puts the fork down. Oh, I see." -Fez
"Please stop touching each other. It gives me needs." -Fez
"My gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must be knee deep in whores." -Fez
Hyde: Moron! Every day you say you're breaking up with her!
"I am so king." -Kelso
Kelso: Guess who made out with Pam Macy behind the gym?
"Why would you just cuddle with her, when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is “it." That’s why they call "it". IT!!" -Kelso
"I feel a huge protest coming on." -Hyde
Hyde: I can’t believe this. Who cares if Ford is coming?
"Dating is prostitution, man, only you don't always get what you pay for." -Hyde
"Disco is from hell, okay? And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lame ass part where the really bad accountants live." -Hyde
Red: Laurie, you're not driving the Vista Cruiser, it's old and undependable. It could break down, you could be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. That's okay for Eric. But you're taking the Toyota. Oh and uh, here's a twenty.
Eric: Man, you had to repeat first grade?
Donna: Kelso, it's wrong!
Jackie: It's not like we were doing anything Kelso.
Red: Now don’t worry, I’m simply gonna ask him how the hell he’s gonna fix this economy!
Kitty: You know Donna, my grandmother came from Sweden, and she had this thick thick accent and it embarrassed me to no end. Well, I asked her not to come to my high-school graduation cuz I didn’t want my friends to hear her talk. And she didn’t come. Sixteen years later, she got the gout and died. You see?
Ricky: Hey Forman, who said you were on break?
Kitty: I just took the "How spontaneous is your relationship" quiz. And you know what?
Frank (On how to get pregnant): You could try getting really drunk. It worked for many girls in my high school.
"A no sex-pact? I have one..with every women in America." -Ross
"Do you really want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase: 'That's not how your father used to do it.'?" -Phoebe
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
Kate Lockley: I feel like such an idiot.
Cordelia: You would dare to defy me?
Fred: Kind of cool, physiologically. They reproduce by vomiting up crystals that attract and mutate the microbes around them to form eggs.
"We stopped "a nefarious plan for global domination" not "world peace," right?" -Fred
Fred: (singing) I'm crazy. I'm crazy for being so lonely...
Fred: The portal! She fell through the portal!
Fred: Oh, of course not. I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark.
PLANET TERROR QUOTES
Sheriff Hague: Where the hell are you going?
El Wray: Old J.T. knows how to live.
El Wray: That's my jacket.
El Wray: Did you find what was in the pocket?
Wray: That's my jacket. I looked for that jacket for two weeks.
El Wray: So what are you going to do now?
Cherry Darling: Name's Cherry Darling...
El Wray: I like the way you say 'fuck'.
Cherry Darling: You could carry me, Wray.
MR. AND MRS. SMITH
John: Ask us the sex question.
John: What's new?
John: Come to daddy.
John: (after firing a rocket launcher) We should so not be allowed to buy these.
John: (after Jane escapes on a high wire) Chicken shit!
John: (hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through) These doors are handy.
John: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die
Benjamin: (while being interrogated and tortured by John Smith) Can I have a soda or a juice or...
Lucky: What? You're looking for a job or something?
(John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar.)
John: We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.
John: How many? Ok... I'll go first, then. I don't keep exact count, but I'd say, uh, high 50s, low 60s. I mean, I know I've been around the block an all, but...
(during a car chase)
Jane: My parents died when I was five. I'm an orphan.
John: (after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg) We'll talk about this later.
John: (after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off) Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!
John: I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major.
John: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
The Other Sister
(after watching a couple do a body shot in a bar)
Carla Tate: Have you ever done it before?
Daniel McMann: Are you ready? Cause I'm ready!
Gone In Sixty Second
Memphis: I am a baaaad man.
Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Kip: Why are people shooting at us?
Donny: Hey! Can't a good looking, hard-working chef get a beer around here? Come on Tumbler, you ain't doin' anything, hand me a beer baby. Alright! Memphis! Guys! Food!
Mike : What night is tonight, Chemist?
Mike : Look how fat my head is, it's fatter than normal... IT'S TOO BIG!
Mike : We we're on our way to where? Wichita, but we ended up in DITCHita!
Joe : Mike walked over there, put a CD in, he was looking at the TV, sat on that table, and broke it in half!
Mike : Rob.
Rob : This is the beautiful room service. Chicken fricassee.
Mike : (talking about his manager trying to get room service) The funniest thing about chicken 'freak-acea' is the evolution of Dave changing how he said it, cause the guy on the phone laughed at him when he called up and asked for chicken fricassee.
Mike : Feels like I'm taping amateur "Jackass"!
Chester : (about their Meteora producer Don Gilmore) Yeah, he can make a really bad song sound really good, but is that something that he wants to do? No. (scene switch to Chester in recording studio, mumbling incoherently and looking like he's about to cry)
Chester : I've wanted a tattoo, because I've always thought they were cool. But I knew that I had to wait till I was eighteen or else my dad would kick my ass! I wanted something personal, so I got a Pisces right on my arm, right here. I thought that the chick was really hot and that was working, so I had picked her.
Mike :The term "rockstar", people overuse that shit so much these days, that they call people who aren't rockstars, rockstars. And I think we, who are in rock bands, need to take a stand and say, "Look, if you're not in a rock band, you can't fuckin' call yourself a rockstar."
Mike : We have people in the band who don't drink or do drugs... some of us like to go sightseeing.
Mike : We are renaming the band to Blink-Nsync 182.
Mike : Mr. Hahn is god.
Mike : Joe, do you remember me from Minnesota? You looked at me when you were playing.
MiuMiu: Mike, what do you prefer: NSYNC or BackstreetBoys?
Mike : We support free music, so download that shit!
Mike: ...Go ahead...light those lighters. And for those non-smokers who just happen to be carrying lighters, I tell you what, I know there is some industry people out there, so on the count of 3, light your cellphones up and put them in the air, and we are going to flip it up on them...ready? One, two, THREE!
Mike : Have any of you guys heard the rumour that Joe tried out for O-Town?
Mike : It's me time, it's not Chester time, it's me time, me!
Q: Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share, while living on the road?
Interviewer: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest?
Interviewer: What was the hardest part about making the album?
Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Q: What's your plans for Valentines Day?
Baby, You Know We Belong...: 2 years after everything that happened, their lives managed to change, for both the good and bad. After all these long years, is it possible, that deep inside, they still care and love each other? Sequel to "The Beginning to A New Life"...Jesse x Faith
Better Life: (COMPLETE) Faith is a rich 16 year old prom queen with a secret: She isn't the person who everyone thought she was. Different from 2 Fast and 2 Fine and its sequel. Please R and R! Han x OC (Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift)
Fast and the Furious: We're Doing It Our Way (COMPLETE): What if Brian had a little sister? What would've happened if she experienced everything that Brian did? Possible pairings: Jesse x OC Rated for language and possible sexual themes. (Fast and the Furious)
The Beginning to A New Life COMPLETE: Sequel to "Fast and Furious: We're Doing It Our Way"...set during 2 Fast 2 Furious. After everything that's happened, what will our main characters do now, now that they are wanted and on the run from the cops and fed's?
Loving You Is the Hardest Part: Kairi is the youngest and only daughter in the Mercer family. After finding out about her mother's death, Kairi goes back to her old hometown and has a reunion with her brother's. Will they get along? Will she join them in their plan for revenge? Bobby/OC (Four Brothers)
To Love or Not to Love: (UPDATED) This is a story about Luffy meeting someone with the same dreams just like him. Will rivalry blossom, or will something unexpected like love blossom instead? Will Kai and Luffy find out something else also? Luffy x Kai Please R and R! (One Piece)
2 Fast and 2 Fine (COMPLETE) This is a story about a girl with a mysterious past. What happens if she runs into Jesse? This occurs 1 year after Jesse gets shot. In this story, he lives. Jesse x Faith Maybe, Brian x Kriz Please R and R! (Fast and the Furious)
Gone for a Second, Mine In An Instant: Sequel to 2 Fast and 2 Fine. Takes place in Tokyo. Will Jesse and Faith get back together, or will they find someone else? Please R and R. Jesse x Faith, Jesse x OC for a little while. Rated for language and maybe some sexual content. (Fast and the Furious)
Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha: AU, Sasuke and his wife, Kai, are a pretty normal couple who has been married for five or six years. To their neighbors...they seem like they have a very happy and loving marriage...but, they don't. Sasuke and Kai have a secret so deadly...it gives a new meaning to "Till death do us part". Slightly based off of the movie, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". Sasuke x OC (Naruto)
Painted On My Heart: Faith Kairi Ann is a 21 year old girl who vowed that she'll never go back to where she grew up after a bad past...until one day, her best friend's mother died. Now, she and her friends must go back home where she'll meet old friends and family that she vowed she would never see again...and an old love that she thought she had forgotten all about. (Summary sounds crappy but...it's really good...at least...that's what my friend said anyway.) Rated for language and maybe some sexual content. (Gone in Sixty Seconds)
One More Chance: Kairi Ann Namazaki is a serious, independent 24 year old Lieutenant Colonel in the Marines. Receiving a threatening note from Russia implying assassination on the President, Kai is sent to find one man who can help them stop the terrorists, Bob Lee Swagger. Will she be able to get him to help them, or will she fall in love in the process?