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Joined 06-29-06, id: 1078294, Profile Updated: 01-05-09

Hi there.

I updated my profile exactly one year ago (give or take two days), so I figured I would give it another try.

I'm Andrea, I live in the upper midwest, I'm a senior in high school and I'm a geek. I love to read fanfiction, but I don't like to search around for good stuff, so that pretty much rules out Harry Potter, Pokemon, Twilight, etc, because you have to wade through too much crap to find something good.

I know, I'm a bit of a fanfic snob. I don't like wasting my time.

Anyways, currently I'm interested in Psych, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Legally Blonde, Tin Man and other such things. Most of what I like doesn't have a big fan base, so I run out of fiction to read kinda quick.

That's when I have to dig...

I never post stories (because most of what I write is not technically "fan fiction"), and I very rarely review. If I reviewed your story, it must be awesome. Congrats!

Those interests up there? Chances are I won't care about them by the time I re-update this profile (next year).

Except Psych. Its the best thing ever.

Well... um... that's enough, I guess. No one will ever read this anyways...

Check out my favorites!

I've got Hello Dolly to practice for auditions...

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Caught on Film by Qoheleth reviews
Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006 - OC - Complete
Naked by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Several times that Sherlock & John saw one another naked, & didn't particularly want to do anything about it. S & J friendship; S, J & Lestrade friendship; brief J/Sarah & S/OC. Sexual situations, some violence & blood.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness by reddwarfaddict reviews
Collection of 100 and 200 word drabbles centered around the TARDIS crew. Previously standalones. Pairings and ratings vary. Very much a Crack!fic... Shrunk In The Wash: A slight accident with a washing machine...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - 10th Doctor
Found Our Way To Love by Winter Sapphire reviews
She's on a journey to find the love she lost. He's on a quest to help her learn to love herself. It isn't a mystery that their ultimate goals are one another. Follow the story of Emmett and Elle as they fall in love. Emmett/Elle.
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 8/14/2007
In Sickness, In Health by Random-Battlecry reviews
Hatter's only in Alice's world for a week when he experiences the wonders of the common cold. Of course Alice isn't going to take advantage of his weakened state to ask him some hard questions! Why would you think such a thing? Oneshot for SyFy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Like Lightning When She Smiles by seren23 reviews
Twenty Mary/Marshall drabbles for the iPod Challenges on LiveJournal. Features snarky!Mary/Marshall, gratuitous mentions of snack foods, and Marshall turns into a werewolf at least once.
In Plain Sight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
High Dive, Low IQ by windscryer reviews
A story of bikinis, marshmallows, and why David Hasselhoff is lucky he's not working at Starbucks. Oh, and a tiny dash of Shawn whump, for flavor, with just a hint of Lassie-torture thrown in for fun. No slash.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
The Ozian Declaration by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Penny had wanted to be in the movies. How is it possible that her leading man turns out to be this guy?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,213 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Fifty: High and Low by Chaotic Demon reviews
In which Lassiter contemplates his superiors.
Crossover - Monk & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Randy D., Carlton L. - Complete
Evolution by MrsVincentCrabbe reviews
COMPLETE: Leonard never believed in evolution as a scientific fact. That was, not until he saw it happen before his eyes. Penny/Sheldon.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,088 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 28: Regarding Ralts.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,794 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2005
Natural Hairsasters by brista reviews
Disasters made of hair. Wendy, The Middleman.
Middleman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Wendy W., Middleman - Complete
Win the Battle, Lose the War by Random-Battlecry reviews
He chooses his defeats, she makes his victories. Thirteen years later, the stories have changed. Roy/Alexandria. Fanfic for "The Fall."
Fall, 2006 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
All My Life by DeMarcos reviews
A quick trip to the Other Side awakens a forgotten memory, sending DG and Glitch into each others' minds to unveil their deep past connection. DGxGlitchAmbrose UPDATED 11-6-2011.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/11/2007 - DG, Glitch - Complete
An Elle & Emmett Scrapbook by Annie D reviews
Legally Blonde: The Musical. A series of vignettes on how Elle and Emmett’s friendship evolved over time. This is not a linear story, but overlapping pieces of ficlets that explore different themes. 5 out of 7 completed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
What He Has by Natalie reviews
[Legally Blonde] A post trial story. EmmettElle. Suddenly he knows that this is his chance.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Lonely Liar of Oz by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
Hunk Andrews is a farmhand. Scarecrow now reigns Oz. Dorothy Gale is confused...
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Akito's Baby Blues by Master Fifer reviews
Uncle Shigure with a new name! Shigure's out leaving Akito to care for the kids! What will happen?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Shigure S.
Read Between the Lines by X-parrot reviews
or, Slash and the Modern Psychic Investigator. Gus is easily traumatized, and Shawn Spencer will break down the fourth wall with a laser printer to get what he wants. Slashish. Kinda. Maybe.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
A Whisper to the Living by X-parrot reviews
Ten years after the Psych agency closed, Shawn Spencer returns to Santa Barbara.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
There's a First Time for Everything by monkaholic reviews
A series of first times between Andy and Kelly.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
Heads by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
[RaGAD] Oneshot. Rosencrantz is flipping a coin. Guildenstern is frustrated. Implied slash.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Daddies' Girls by Jayne Leigh reviews
Ross takes Emma to the park. Jack and Monica talk about Baby Jack. Rachel tells her Dad why she didn't move to Paris. Chandler tries to get Erica to sleep. Please R&R! CM and RR
Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Rise and Shine by opalish reviews
WashZoe drabble. In which there is basking, and Wash's dinosaurs face imminent doom.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Dandelion by my-voice-rising reviews
A backstory to Wat's quote, 'I miss her like the sun misses the flower.' Title subject to change.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2006
Reasons by Roadstergal reviews
A gapfiller for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Mild slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Taming of the Six by yorozuyagaren reviews
Or five, if we count The Twins as one. A series of five oneshots concerning the Lost Boys' entry into society, in no particular order. Slightly, Curly, and Nibs, in order of appearance. Based on the book.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006
O 30x by kidoairaku reviews
[HowlSophie] Inspired by 30 kisses. A oneshot for every theme. Pure fluff.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
The Doctor and The Captain by Courtesy reviews
The tail-ends of a series of conversations between the Captain and Delbert during their developing relationship.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004
Caught on Paper by Rosa Cotton reviews
A budding artist, Nibs sketches almost everything and everyone but finds drawing Peter and Wendy together particularly frustrating.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Nibs, Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
Operation: MATCHMAKER by xSPiNx reviews
Team Rocket gets a new assignment to capture Pikachu - make Ash fall in love, and he’ll forget all about pokemon training. Perfect, right? … Right! Then again, things never come easy for our favorite villains… Romance and Humor, Pokeshippy, Rocketshippy
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,818 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005
Random Misadventures in the Pokémon World by BansheeGirl reviews
Ash & Co., Team Rocket and a wizard [or so he likes to think] named Oak find themselves in a series of... well, random misadventures! Prepare to either laugh or be [very] disturbed... [slight parody of The Lord of the Rings] Random insanity!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,621 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Insanity As It Plays by Neko-chan4 reviews
What would a show based around Team Rocket's adventures be like? One crazy misadventure after another, that's what! With a cast of original characters, plus our favorite bumbling trio and returning favs, "Insanity" is sure to keep you laughing! R/R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2002 - Published: 8/26/2001
There's No Place Like Team Rocket by It's The Dee reviews
Jessie is 'blasted off' into the land of Roz, where a mysterious ruler called The Boss can grant her every wish - for a price. Will Jessie find her way home, or will a vengeful witch ruin her plans?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Brock/Takeshi, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
Picture Perfect : A Rocketshippy Story by Danu-chan reviews
This all started because I was trying to describe to my cousin what I thought Jessie's wedding dress would look like. *sigh* So, yeah, it's a rocketshippy story. Yay! And it's FINALLY COMPLETED!!! ::plays fanfare:: Yay yay yay!!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,353 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2001 - Published: 4/22/2001 - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by borderline-mary reviews
A random redo of The Night Before Christmas. Team Rocket attempt a hilarious burgulary of Ash's house, and they do it in rhyme! Rocketshippy; in Jesse's POV, and therefore not very kind to Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Complete
Ros and Guil aren't Dead, They Just Smell Funny by Angela C reviews
Kind of a prequel to the opening scene of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead by Tom Stoppard
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2001