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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Xiaolin Showdown, Princess Diaries, Shrek, H2O: Just Add Water, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
Hey every one!
SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED FOR LIKE EVER BUT I SWEAR I WILL UPDATE MY STORIES IN A BIT!!
But now a little about me.
Name: Call me Ashley
Age: 18 (booyah)
Location: Daytona Beach, Florida
Hometown: Vista, California
Music: Linkin Park, The Afters, All American Rejects, Christina Aguilera, Fireflight, Atreyu, Nickelback, John Mayer, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Papa Roach, Paramore, Breaking Benjamin, Michelle Branch, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Switchfoot, Three Days Grace, Rascal Flatts, Panic at the Disco!, Pink, Velvet Revolver, Flyleaf, Celine Dion, Ra, Red, Jordan Sparks, Demi Lovato, Pussycat Dolls, Vanessa Carlton, Avril Lavigne, Jonas Brothers, and a bunch more I can't think of right now.
I've moved a couple months ago so here's the new 'fo on school: I go to regular public high school now, Timberview High School is amazing. I've got pretty much the same clases minus one. Next year I'll be a senior and hopefully not moving again and maybe I'll be able to drop something.
Old School: I have nine classes ya'll all of which I get homework from so stop complaining; believe it or not. P.E., Algebra, Science, Humanities, Drama, English Work Shop, Language Arts, German, and Advisory. My GPA is a Steady 4.0 (I've just moved so I might have less classes, Thank God!!)
Books: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Digital Fortress, Everything's Eventual, Twisted, Harry Potter Series, Wicked Lovely, An Old-Fashioned Girl, 10,000 Dreams Interpreted, the Uglies trilogy, A Great and Terrible Beauty Trilogy, Coraline, Wicked Lovely Series, What My Mother Doesn't Know, The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Lost Symbol, Jonas Brothers: Burning Up, Wings, The Luxe Series, The Mist, The Shack and some other stuff (There's more too but I'm really hard to please when it comes to books)
T.V.: W.I.T.C.H, Cash Cab, Avatar the Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Time Warp, How It's Made, Factory Made, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, A Haunting, MXC, Maximum Exposure, Worlds Most Amazing Videos, Home Improvement, Worlds Wildest Police Videos, Parental Control, H2O, Mind of Mencia, Pucca, Disorderly Conduct: Video on Patrol, Deadliest Catch, House M.D., Lie to Me, Bones, Royal Pains, JONAS, Xiaolin Showdown, NUMB3RS
Movies: Stealth, Star Wars I, II, and III, The Secret Garden, I am Legend, IRobot, Ghost Town, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Princess Bride, The Bucket List, Spiderman, Transfomers, Camp Rock, Indiana Jones Series, We're Back: A Dinosaur Story, The Musketeer, Gladiator, The Day After Tomorrow, Jumper, Pearl Harbor, Torra Torra Torra, Death Race, Eagle Eye, The Covenant, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Jeff Dunham Arguing with Myself, Lion King 1, 1 1/2, 2, Teen Titans Trouble in Tokyo, Vantage Point, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2 and 3, Robots, Men in Black (The first one), Serenity, Ghost Rider, Peter Pan (G and PG Version), Empire of the Sun, Master and Commander: Far Side of the World, Blood Diamond, Inception, Lord of the Rings Trilogy. (And that's not all folks!)
Favorite Actors: Hugh Laurie, Orlando Bloom, Liv Tyler, Hugo Weaving, Heath Ledger, Josh Lucas, Keira Knightley, Christian Bale, Antonio Bandares, Jessica Biel, Ken Watanabe, Jesse Spencer, Jonny Depp, Jennifer Morrison, Viggo Mortensen, John-Rys Davis, Harrison Ford, Shia Labeouf, Emily Deschanel, David Boreanaz,
Favorite Speech: Hugo Weaving at the end of Matrix Revolution, Keira Knightley's at towards the end of POTC 3, Viggo Mortenson's in the Return of the King.
Misc. Quotes (Don't know who said most of 'em but they're really good)
Black and White:
Our friendship is tighter than the JoBros pants.
Play the music not the instrument.
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
In the end, the end of a life only matters to friends, family, and other folks you used to know. For everyone else, it's just another end.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
To have lived is to have loved, to have thought, to have done.
A useless life is an early death.
Musicians paint their picture on silence.
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I will not have lived in vain.
It's hard to be an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.
I'll never say goodbye, only thank you. - Alright yah now that one I wrote.
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
Save the Earth!(It's the only place with the Jonas Brothers)!!
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Love is like a glass door, sometimes you don't see it, until it smacks it you right in the face.
We cry coming into the world, as everyone around us laughs with joy.
If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.
For you see, each day I love you more
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
Children will not fear life if their elders have enough integrity not to fear death.
I ran up the door, opened the stairs,
You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.
"Don't be insulted if I forget your birthday," I said once, early on. "I never remember birthdays."
I Brake For...Oh Shit! No Brakes!
Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. wait for the guy who kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off to all of his friends even when you're in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the for the one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares for you and how lucky he is to have you, wait for the one who turns to his guys and says "thats her"
Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.
Depresion is anger without enthusiasm.
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
Hitler built a fortress around Europe, but he forgot to put a roof on it. - United States Air Force
Air warfare is a shot through the brain, not a hacking to pieces of the enemy's body.
We're going to bomb them back into the stone Age.
Music is what felings sounds like.
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
An army, like a serpent, travels on its belly.
It is not big armies that win battles, it is the good ones.
I'm not ashamed of what I've had and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
A true love story doesn't have a happy ending because a true love story never ends.
Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't.
Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
Time exists so that everything doesn't happen at once.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
And Some From T.V.
Jill: Wilson, do you think humans are more important than machines?
Tim: If it doesn't say "Binford", someone else made it.
Tim: Wilson, let's say you didn't have my phone number and you wanted to call me.
Jill: Tim, Can you come down here? I have to talk to you.
Tim: Bowling You're dead, pin. You're dead. You and your nine scrawny friends too.
Question that will really get you wonderin'!
Can you cry underwater?
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
Why is 'bra' plural and 'panties' singular?
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime? (For Jonelle)
Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires?
Why are they called stands when there made for sitting?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Quotes from Some of the Best Movies Ever Created
Griffin: Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins, class dismissed.
Roland: to David What I'd like to know is how you rob a bank without opening any doors.
Griffin: Actually, I knew this jumper once... crazy bastard! Tried to hop a whole building. Won't be trying that again...
Davey: bowing to Coliseum statues thank you very much! Next showing will be at six o'clock. Don't forget to tip your usher.
Griffin: I'm different. Boo!
Griffin: Actually, I knew this jumper once... crazy bastard! Tried to hop a whole building. Won't be trying that again...
Davey: Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, surfed the Maldives. Took a little nap on Mount Kilimanjaro. Oh yeah, and I got digits from this Polish chick in Rijo. And then I jumped back for the final quarter of the NBA finals. Court side, of course. And all that was before lunch.
Johnny Blaze: I'm the only one who can walk in both worlds. I'm the Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider: GhostRider just lassoed a helicopter that tailed him to the roof; pulling it towards him Come here.
Ghost Rider: Your soul is stained with the blood of innocents.
Mack: We were on the gravy train with biscuit wheels before you showed up.
Caretaker: to an exhausted Johnny Blaze Morning, Bonehead.
Ghost Rider: to Grissel, a demon made of sand Hey, Dirtbag!
Ghost Rider: A thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes, your souls are stained by the blood of the innocent. Feel their pain.
Johnny Blaze: He may have my soul but he doesn't have my spirit.
Caretaker: It's said that the West was built on legends. And that legends are a way of understanding things greater than ourselves. Forces that shape our lives, events that defy explanation. Individuals whose lives soar to the heavens or fall to the earth. This is how legends are born.
Caretaker: The thing about legends is... sometimes, they're true.
outside a biker bar; sees Blackheart walking up
Mack: Thank God you listened to me, took the cars out. It would've been suicide otherwise This way if you come up short, see, you'll come down on some nice, soft, green... grass?
Blackheart: You have his heart, now I'm going to break it.
Mephistopheles: after Blaze defeats Blackheart Congradulations, Johnny. You upheld your end of the bargain. It's time I take back the power of the Ghost Rider. You get your life back. The love you've always wanted. You can start a family of your own. There are more deals to be made. More people willing to give their souls for what they desire. Let someone else carry this curse. You're free now. After all... a deal's a deal.
Blackheart: There's an old saying: Raise no more devils than you can lay down. My father raised one too many.
Blackheart: to priest Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have sinned a lot.
Johnny Blaze: Let's Ride!
Johnny Blaze: Blaze's crew looks at him incredulously after watching footage of his crash What?
Reid Garwin: Harry Potter can kiss my ass!
Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!
Chase Collins: Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!
Caleb Danvers: being chased by the police Ugh, y' gotta pull over.
Reid Garwin: when teacher says Stephen King Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the shit.
Reid Garwin: seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a twenty on the table Blue. Cotton.
Reid Garwin: snaps towel against Tyler's backside SAY MY NAME!
Aaron Abbot: I think you owe Kyra an apology.
Reid Garwin: 'Sup fellas?
Chase Collins: Oooooh, Witchy! Oops. Did I just say 'witch'?
Caleb Danvers: talking to Reid WHAT will it take for you to get it? It's addictive you moron!
Caleb Danvers: pulls up in front of the house Our family's first colony house.
(Disclaimer) P.S. I, in no way, shape, or form, own any of the characters or their affiliates mentioned in any or all of my stories.
Put this in your profile thingies (They can be pretty stupid at times but these are the few good ones I've found)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus or hit by an anvil copy this into your profile.
My name is Melissa
No I did not write this or the next one or the one after that
Went to a Party Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it,
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter,
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
THE COLD WITHIN
Six humans trapped by happenstance
In dark and bitter cold
Each one possessed a stick of wood,
Or so the story’s told.
Their dying fire in need of logs,
The first woman held hers back
For on the faces around the fire
She noticed one was black.
The next man looking cross the way
Saw one not of his church,
And couldn’t bring himself to give
The fire his stick of birch.
The third man just sat back and thought
Of the wealth he had in store.
And how to keep what he had earned
From the lazy, shiftless poor.
The black man’s face bespoke revenge
As the fire passed from sight,
For all he saw in his stick of wood
Was a chance to spite the white.
The last man of this forlorn group
Did naught except for gain.
Giving only to those who gave
Was how he played the game.
The logs held tight in death’s still hands
Was proof of human sin.
They didn’t die from the cold without,
They died form the cold within.
YAH VERY LONG PROFILE I KNOW BUT THERE'S A LOT OF COOL STUFF OUT THERE ON FF. ALRIGHTY THEN HERE'S MY STORIES; PLEASE REVIEW FOLKS!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD EVEN IF IT'S A FOUR LETTER WORD I DON'T CARE. JUST SOMETHING ANYTHING!!
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