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Hi! Welcome to my profile.
I am also known as dragontwister on this site (and many others because back when you were only allowed 150 favs and I had no other way to keep track of them-if you go to each one you see a name for another).
The picture I used is found on livejournal, but I don't remember the artist. If he/she or anyone has a problem with me using it, just say so and I'll remove it. 'Kay?
Here is a riddle for you to think about:
What is more powerful than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?
Answer at bottom of page.
Here are some facts about me:
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Birthday: May 3
Astrological Sign: Taurus
Zodiac Sign: Snake
Place: New York, USA
Some Favorite Authors (as in they write more than one book I like and it makes me remember their names): Tamora Pierce, Maggie Shayne, Christopher Moore, Meg Cabot, Vivian Vande Velde, Anne McCaffery, Katie McCallister, Charlaine Harris, Heather Graham
Favorite Movies: Peter Pan, Spirited Away, Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rose Red, Last Quarter
Favorite TV shows: Xena, Law and Order(SVU and the original), Charmed(I don't really like the new episodes), Angel, Buffy, House, Supernatural, FoodNetwork & HGTV & History channel (when I'm bored and as background noise)
My Favorite Fairytale: Beauty and the Beast, Peter Pan
Anime/Manga I've seen/read(some of these I don't like as well as others): Absolute Boyfriend, Alice 19th, Death Note, DNAngel, Ceres, Fruits Basket, Full Moon O Sagashite, Fushigi Yugi(and Genbu prequel), Gravitation, Hana-Kimi, Imadoki, Inubaka, Inuyasha, Kuroshitsuji, La Corda d'Oro, Love Monster, MeruPeri, Midnight Secretary, Naruto, Pretear, Rurouni Kenshin, Skip Beat, Tail of the Moon, Vampire Knight, Yu Yu Hakusho
Main Fanfiction I read: Death Note, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, House MD, Inuyasha, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Supernatural, Yu Yu Hakusho, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, and occasionaly random others
Main Pairings I like to READ: (Which means other pairings are okay as minor pairings in the story, but the story isn't really about those pairings, they are just extras. And I DO read other pairings but not often).-In no particular order:
Harry Potter- HermioneXDraco, HermioneXHarry, HermionexSnape, HermioneXTom Riddle/Voldemort, LunaXHarry, HarryXTomRiddle/Voldemort, HarryxSnape, HarryxDraco
Inuyasha- KagomeXInuyasha, KagomeXMiroku, KagomeXSesshomaru
Yu Yu Hakusho- HieiXBotan, HieixOC, HieiXYusuke
Fruits Basket- TohruXKyo, TohruXHaru, TohruXAkito
Naruto- SasukeXHinata(the only Sasuke pairing I REALLY like with a girl), SasukeXSakuraXNaruto(threesome-read Teamwork by Asuka Kureru!! ), SasukeXNaruto(My fav. pairing), HinataXNeji(I know they are cousins, but I like the way they can come together, and if they love each other in the story then I think its okay), ItachixSasuke (I am surprised that I like this pairing. It was slow going when I got curious about it, but now I really like it in certain circumstances).
FullMetal Alchemist- RoyXEd
Death Note-Raito(Light)xL, MatsudaxSOMEONE (I have never found any good ones, he needs love-I'd like to see him with Raito...)
Supernatural- DeanxSam (The only pairing I like in this series. I love no romance usually-gen-, but I really love how the two interact, even if they're brothers. And their lives are already so 'unusual' that they should be able to have comfort in each other. Though I don't think that any love they have for anyone else would ever come above the love and devotion they feel for each other, even if it's not sexual).
Pairings I HATE that I come across a lot (they are okay, but only if its a side pairing, not the focus):
HarryXGinny- I just don't like it, period. And I NEVER will. Damn the epilogue of book 7!-without it we could assume they don't stay together. So I ignore it...
SiriusXRemus- I'm not interested in reading about them.
HieiXKurama- It's too weird for me!
KuwabaraXanyone- I think Kuwabara does deserve someone (Yukina?) but I don't like to read about it.
RonXHermione-I think the pairing is okay, but it just doesn't interest me to read. And I really don't like Ron much.
KakashiXIruka- I just don't like reading it. But its a side paring in many stories I read and its cute, I just can't read stories that are about them specifically, and I skip the intimate parts if there are any.
InuyashaXKikyo- Kikyo is dead, she is now a vengeful clay shell, she is not who she once was, Inuyasha has to accept that. And if it was so easy for Naraku to trick them into thinking they betrayed each other, they obviously didn't really love each other, they were just lonely and took comfort in someone they saw that had similar lonely lives. And sure if the jewel did work and Naraku never existed, I'm sure a human Inuyasha and Kikyo would have had a happy life together, but it wasn't true love.
FemSasukeXNaruto or FemNarutoXSasuke- I absolutely hate these. Rarely, if I find a good story where one of them somehow turns into a girl and is still in character(and hopefully turns back into a boy) I will read it. I also don't read those, OMG Naruto was really a girl all this time! stories either; except once I think I found one where he/she was totally IC.
I don't really like yuri(girlxgirl) at all.
Quotes I like or I think are funny:
"I like you...when I destroy the world you shall be the last to die."
"I'm going to live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller
"One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." -Chinese proverb
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die."
"Don't talk unless you can improve the silence."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. "–Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."- Woody Allen
"Where am I? Who am I?
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."
"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing."-Andrew Young
"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle." – Rita Mae Brown
"If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."- Paul Newman
"Life has a bright side and a dark side, for the world of relativity is composed of light and shadows. If you permit your thoughts to dwell on evil, you yourself will become ugly. Look only for the good in everything so you absorb the quality of beauty." – Paramahansa Yogananda
"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they all mean well." - Hiei (YYH)
"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you could with a kind word alone."- Al Capone
"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become. "– Charles Dubois
"A conscience doesn't prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it."
"We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us." – Rabindrenath Tagore
"The best way out is always through." – Robert Frost
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."
"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Well behaved women rarely make history. "–Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell." – Emily Dickenson
"Often the best thing about not saying anything is that it can't be repeated."
"You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (YYH)
"When an arguer argues dispassionately he thinks only of the argument." – Virginia Woolf
"Did you ever wonder why it is that light can't exist without darkness, but darkness can exist without light?"- Kayla (The Shadow Prophecy by Taki Lorii)(ff.net)
"I'm not stupid, I just don't pay attention."
"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." – Albert Einstein
"Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die today."
"The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil." – Cicero
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."
"Battle not with monsters
"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."
"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
"Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarreled with him?" – Blaise Pascal
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
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If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
My Book Pick For You
Anything by Christopher Moore! He is an awesome writer. The books are all adult humour, some of it is disturbing, but it's worth it. I think he has 10 books so far, and I've read all but 3 or 4 of them. It's not a series, but some of the books have the same characters so the stories are a bit interwoven. By far my favorite is "Lamb", with "A Dirty Job" as a close second. You can find them in the Literature section of Borders, or at least that's where I found my copies.
If anyone is interested I have an account on youtube, and I haven't posted any videos worth watching, but if you like Naruto(especially SasuNaru/NaruSasu) or Supernatural you should definately check out my favs. Here is a link: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=rosekyo
Answer to riddle: Nothing