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Joined 06-30-06, id: 1079031, Profile Updated: 08-08-08
Author has written 23 stories for Lost, and Office.

I've been in the writing community online for about two years. I've only written Lost and The Office fiction so far, although I may venture into other shows soon. In that event I'll add more ships to the below list:

Pairings for Lost I Write/Have Written: Kate/Jack, Kate/Sun, Kate/Ana, Shannon/Boone, Shannon/Sayid, Claire/Charlie, Claire/Sawyer, Kate/Jack/Sawyer, Sawyer/Ana, Sun/Jin, Sun/Michael.

Pairings for Lost I'm Hoping to Write Soon: Sawyer/Juliet, Juliet/Kate, Claire/Kate, Jack/Sawyer.

I mostly write Jim/Pam and general Office FF.

My livejournal user name is the same as here: bebitched.

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Stories of the Saccharine Kind by xmmconfesses reviews
HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
In Return by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward believes that Rosalie stands for everything wrong in women. DARK fic. Features a manipulative Rose and a sexual situation of very dubious consent. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Wayfaring by gallantcorkscrews reviews
New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wishlist by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
The Joys of Fanfiction by intastella burst reviews
Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
The Wedding Monster by HelloSunshine89 reviews
Rory and Jess are getting married! In this chapter! That's right; the final chapter is finally up. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,194 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Denial is a Girl's Best Friend by Phoenix-Talon reviews
The third and final story of the Jacey series. Jacey and Sawyer have returned to camp. Unfortunately, things are about to get complicated.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/12/2006
A Kind of Magic by angel-death-dealer reviews
16 years old, things can be just as hard in high school are they are on an island. Multiple pairings. Jack/Kate Charlie/Claire Sayid/Shannon Sawyer/AnaLucia
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 99,640 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Jack, Kate
All's Fair in Love and War by Phoenix-Talon reviews
The sequel to 'What to Get the Man who Has Everything,' Last chapter, y'all. Jacey and the rest are captured by the Others, uncertain of their future.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,193 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005
Straight On 'Till Morning by Medea1313 reviews
The children were eight, six and three when the ship came to rescue them. Kate thought she was free, but you can't escape the past. Jate, mostly.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,189 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Kate, Jack - Complete
Kate's Delimma by AngelUriel reviews
Is Kate pregnant? If she is, will she survive the new mother's group, the crazy French woman and Jack or will she go insane? Now complete. Last chapter is such a copout. Evul language.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,039 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Kate, Jack - Complete
Fragile Lives by Scouse reviews
Things have changed for them both over the past months since she almost died. But they're not over. How will Ana cope when something precious is stolen from her? How will Sawyer cope when he realises he should've been there for her since the beginning?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Ana-Lucia, Sawyer
Red In The Morning by sinking815 reviews
Sighing, she opened her eyes, finding that spot so distant on the horizon, letting her eyes wander between the spaces when Orion and Pegasus should have been... JK POST LTDA
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,663 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Kate, Jack
A Few Small Tests by estrafalaria103 reviews
Captured by the Others, Jack,Sawyer, and Kate are put through testing. But in the Others world, sometimes the line between real and not is a bit tenuous. . .romance, death, etc. etc. Good stuff!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
For What You Have by Scouse reviews
[Complete]Sequel to For What it's Worth. Can Sawyer and Ana put aside their continuing differences and keep their recent relationship alive when life on the island takes a turn for the worse? Sana, Jate, Shayid, Chindy.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,867 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Ana-Lucia, Sawyer - Complete
Blue Magnets by FallAway reviews
AU Season two. He shouldn’t be allowed to touch her like this. But she stopped saying no a long time ago. Lit oneshot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Lost Hearts in Manhattan by Chris Anthony reviews
Relationships are formed as fate brings couples together and works to solve past issues. Shannon realizes she still loves Boone. Kate must depend on Jack, and Jack needs someone to depend on. Sawyer falls for Kate. Charlie and Claire prepare for a wedding
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,388 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Shannon, Boone
Who's Your Daddy? by Shiggity Shwa reviews
Is the unspoken, actual sequal to 'Another'. Takes place five years after the story ended, and knowing me....ANYTHING can happen....
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,559 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005
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Life Imitating Art Imitating Life reviews
Even though the color is standard and neutral, she finds it bold in ways she's never been able to be in the past. Pam finds solace and inspiration for her life in the medium of her art.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Saturday Morning Interruptions reviews
There have to be some bosses that don't call you early on weekends to rescue them. Unfortunately for Jim, Michael isn't one of those. Jam set sometime in the near future.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
To Make Dirty Hands Unclean reviews
After the rescue, Claire struggles to find what normal is anymore. ClaireSawyer, with a little CharlieClaire. Moderate sexual content.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Claire, Sawyer - Complete
Anticipation Is the Worst of It reviews
Karen, Jim, Kelly, and Dwight POV during the finale, especially the end. A character study of sorts. Some implications of JimPam, KellyRyan and onesided KarenJim.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
What Jim Saw reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Drabble. This is the fluffiest fluff there ever was or ever shall be. I blame the Snuggle soft bear. Just because I hate that thing, not because it has anything to do with the story.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
The Space Between reviews
Ana can't seem to hold on to the one thing that matters in the aftermath of the shooting. I tried as best I could to fit this into cannon, but basically, this is AU. Bottom line: the Danni that's referred to in that episode is female here.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ana-Lucia - Complete
Scenes From A Disaster Area reviews
A variety of interactions during the finale, no names. Includes all cannon and some not so cannon ships on the show.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
So Better To Climb Than To Face A Fall reviews
Lately Pam spends her life walking a metaphorical tightrope in a series of balencing acts in italics. Set just before, during, and just after Casino Night.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Explosions reviews
Juliet thinks this could be where she belongs, if she lets it. Claire and Juliet find they have something in common during an onisland reunion. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Juliet, Claire - Complete
Five Problems With Dating Your Best Friend reviews
Pam reflects on the hazards of having a best friend as a boyfriend, who also happens to be her coworker and her costar. Spoilers up to The Job.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
For the Aliens reviews
Takes place just after The Looking Glass. Juliet uses a wellworn tactic on Sawyer. Oneshot double drabble based on a scene from the finale.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Juliet, Sawyer - Complete
Broken Pieces of the Same Vase reviews
On a quest for salvation from his guilt, Jack visits a fellow survivor and unexpectedly finds another. Brief language.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Jack, Sun - Complete
Since the Crash reviews
Not everything is what it seems. Rating for drug references and mild sexual content. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Boone - Complete
Blondes Just Have More Fun reviews
It's not like she feels guilty or anything. Shannon and Claire have a rare conversation during White Rabbit. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Claire, Shannon - Complete
Ends reviews
The sky falls like a sheet inside a play fort, silent and slow. Multiple biblical references to Revelations. Contains strong language and sexual content.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
We Will Become Silhouettes reviews
This was his last try. If she wasn’t going to let him catch her, he would at least leave some padding for when she fell. Jangst. Future fic. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Kate, Jack - Complete
Disconnect the Dots reviews
Claire’s sense of stability is threatened when a ghost from her past pops up and Charlie’s demons threaten to make a reappearance as well. Complete.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Fair Trade reviews
The baby never dies in storybooks. Early S3, Clairecentric. Warning: Character death.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Claire, Eko - Complete
Like Mother, Like Daughter reviews
Jack gets into a familiar scuffle with someone recognizable. Implied Jate. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Jack - Complete
Shelter From the Storm reviews
Oneshot.Sawyer wakes up to find Kate gone and he knows exactly who she'll run to. JateSkate although it ends with neither. Rating for language.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Sawyer, Jack - Complete
Never Leave reviews
He told her he loved her. He told her he'd never leave her. Shayid, written right after I saw Abandoned.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Shannon, Sayid - Complete
Stranded reviews
Shannon's car runs out of gas in the middle of the desert and she must call on a familiar face for help. Oneshot. It's Shannon POV, with semi Shoone shippiness.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Shannon, Boone - Complete
A Whiter Shade of Pale reviews
Shannon finds herself in a difficult situation with her stepmother after rescue, and must face raising her children in a different world, with the help of some familiar castaways. This is a two part story that I started a while ago but recently finished.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Shannon - Complete