Author has written 18 stories for Fushigi Yuugi, Anime X-overs, Screenplays, and Danny Phantom.
Latest update to profile: November 10, 2008. I'm sorry, guys...
Latest update to any story: November 30th, 2007. Yeah. That's right bitches. I updated. Saving You, I added the chapter that's been uploaded into documents for negative 64 days. Yeah. Okay.
I'm fifteen. I'm lazy. I'm sorry.
Go add me on myspace.
Do a search for me, Shelby Clarke.
Current Favorite Song:
Let's go with, Just Like Heaven, by The Cure. I fucking love.
"When I said that it was cold, I did not mean, ‘Oh, it is a little chilly in here, perhaps I should throw a blanket on the bed.’ No, I said it was COLD! As in, ‘Oh, look, my left arm has just snapped off and shattered on the floor!’"
"Now while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impudent God, then cowering in the corner and begging--always good. But if you act now, there's always time for an old fashioned suicide! THANK YOU LONDON!! WE LOVE YOU!! GOODNIGHT!!"
"You can only eat so much ham before going completely psycho." - This one is from a story called Nuriko's Magical Day by Heliotrope. HILARIOUS story.
"I am so fucking hard right now! We're smarter than you bitches and YOU CAN'T STOP US!"
"Animals and children tell the truth; They never lie. Which one is more human? There's a thought, now you decide." - The Animal Song, by Savage Garden.