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Joined 07-01-06, id: 1079556, Profile Updated: 06-05-15
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Teen Titans.

I'm a something-or-other who avoids life in here

These are some rules I use when I write. Do whatever you want.

1) If you are going to write a high school story, make sure you've actually been to high school, People fuck, people fight, people smoke pot, do drugs, and drink underage, it's simply a fact of life.

2) I'm tired of reading this in a fic, "X, despite not having any homosexual thoughts, suddenly wants dick after Y, who also never showed any homosexual tendencies, plants a kiss on X and then shoves his massive erection into Xs face" I came up with that in like 5 seconds, show you can actually write like a grown up and write something that isn't complete trash and actually takes effort and thought.

3) English Mutherfucker! Do you speak it? Well since you're reading this you can, so lets be big boys and girls and actually write like we paid attention in English class

4) Movie fics don't belong on this site because you're just taking someone's idea and changing the characters names.

5) Harem's are illegal in most developed nations, because most of the "wives" were slaves and were treated as property and Pocket Pussies. So give a good reason as to why the character is fucking so many WILLING women. Nothing kills my interest in a fic quicker than "Oh, well let's just give him several women he's never heard of so he can fuck them all and exhaust himself." To anybody that has taken high school health class, you know that sex itself is exhausting and that a penis will go flaccid once it ejaculates, now once in a blue moon it will stay hard for a little longer than that, but otherwise, men sleep after fucking, seriously, that's what happens. Another one of my problems with harems are that they treat women like objects, and I cannot abide by that ideology.

6) Songs do not belong in these stories, they are not yours, they are filler and make you look stupid. Hell, I skip over songs in real books, just because songs lose any and all power when not accompanied by their music.

7) Reviews are what keep authors coming back. It's nice to know that people are reading, otherwise there isn't a good enough reason to write. We write to share our ideas with fellow fans of our favorite series.

I once used quoted Corey Taylor in a paper about female genital mutilation, his quote about how movie nachos are not nachos, which I equated to female circumcision not being a real circumcision. I also said 'fuck' and its variations several times in a college paper. I've never been so happy in my life.

Process of Stories

Naruto's Brother- Being rewritten under the title 'Tale of the Uzumaki Brothers'.

Reaver- Rewrite of the prologue is up, working on the next ones.

Naruto's Second Chance- I'm still working on it. I just hit a snag in my life.

Ideas for New Stories

A spinoff of Reaver that is Somewhat similar in idea to ReEducating Ms.Roth. Mainly because I like the idea,I really like it, but I'm not a big a fan of the execution and want to try my hand at something like it.

  • Synopsis-
  • Raven and Jinx infiltrate a private school to protect a high value target and Reaver is their handler for this mission. Hijinks will ensue, especially in the one chapter where Reaver is mistaken for a student.

  • Oh and happy fucking Arbor Day, This is what people should read before creating original characters. It provides a very honest, and very true critique of OC's.

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    Carnage by Black Forests reviews
    Being stripped from his post as an ANBU and reduced to a genin, Naruto became a mere confused teenager. With time, he will realise life is worth living after all. Naruto/Ino. Beta-ed by Erugenel. Discontinued.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
    Again by kimcat reviews
    Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    All Manner of Horror by Dirty Reid reviews
    Within the Forbidden Scroll rests a terrible entity. What happens when Naruto unleashes it upon the world?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U.
    Naruto of the Mirage by Nightblade888 reviews
    When Naruto finds the body of Uchiha Shisui and is attacked by Itachi, how will his life change? Finding his family and discovering his bloodline, what other changes await? [I don't own Naruto or BLEACH or any of the characters.]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,389 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2006
    Starting Over by Lighthawk68 reviews
    After everything is said and done, Naruto has failed, and is dying. Now he has a chance to start over and with help. But how will this change things? New Chapter up! R&R!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,899 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Naruto U.
    Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
    An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
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    The Tale of the Uzumaki Brothers reviews
    In a retelling of my first fanfiction, Naruto Uzumaki was not the only child of Kushina and Minato; his name, Ichiro. Thought lost on a mission when he was Fourteen, he returns in order to set right, what the villagers set wrong, and to train his younger brother into the shinobi he is capable of becoming, though with a lot of bumps and bruises along the way. Naruto x Hinata.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Reaver reviews
    There's a strange man in Jump City. Who is he, how did he defeat Gizmo with one hand and why can't Raven get a read on him?
    Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Raven, OC
    Naruto's Second Chance reviews
    In a fight between Naruto and Sasuke, something goes rather horribly wrong and ended with both of them dying. Naruto, however has the Nine-Tailed Fox on his side, who has an ace up his furry sleeve, time travel. But, there are quite a few stipulations, something to do with chromosomes, DNA, and whatnot. What will Naruto now do with this rare second chance? Female Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
    Naruto's Brother reviews
    What if Naruto had an older brother. What if his older brother came to Konoha after being away for 5 years.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U.
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