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Joined 07-01-06, id: 1079609
Author has written 3 stories for Movie X-overs, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Garfield.

Sup? k, my pen name is iLOLlotz because i do laugh out loud lotz:) hahahahahahahaha, NEWAYZ, look for my stories at fanfiction...Now I have a work in progress that my friend Torilei and I are working on, it is called The Crossover (big time). I usually write my own stories without them being based on anything, so I hope I do well here:) Now I have a second book that is a short short story that I guess isn't all that great, it's called Wonka World. I don't know, it is short and sweet I guess at about 400 words. It is a children's book so read it to your young siblings :)


I am a twelve legged land-fish!/I am a cloud dragon:other dragons envie me./I am Minnie-Mouse./I am cotton candy./I am an orange./I am root beer soda./I am...I forgot what else. Wanna find out what you r? Go to quizilla! (don't make this a priority over fanfiction) fave joke!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were driving through a desert when suddenly their car broke down. They decide they will try to walk and find a city. The brunette brings food, the red head brings water, and the blonde brings the car door. The brunette asked the blonde, why are you bringing the car door? And the blonde said, "So when it gets hot, I can roll down the window!"

I cried laughing the first time I heard this joke, after I actually got it. If you know the blonde joke with the "tiger" puzzleand frosted flakes, it took me 4 minutes to get that at least. PM me if you're slow too:)

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Hogwarts meets FanFiction by Varietygirl9143 reviews
random, crazy, the internet and not just fanfiction anymore! do i honestly need to say anything more? title's selfexplanitory. rated 'T' for graphic randomness... OOCness. major silliness! r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Secret Life of Argus Filch by Varietygirl9143 reviews
by my brother... Argus Filch has dangerous secrets and only you, dear reader, can uncover them! Have fun. NO FLAMES! done in the form of a mission log, most of the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Argus F.
Carry My Cross by cynical tsuki reviews
Jesus walking up Calvary Hill. I got the idea from watching the Passion of the Christ. poem
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
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The Crossover Big Time reviews
In the glitch of the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 DVD, Captain Jack Sparrow is on a minivoyage to find a treasure of great value. He meets some...interesting and unlikely characters along the way...
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Garfield's Piano reviews
Jon brings home a piano and Garfield doesn't know what to make of it. He does know how heavenly the sound is, and kind of thinks he should take a wack at it!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007
Wonka World reviews
Wonka World is a children's book: A mother and son conversation about if the world was made of candy. There is a slight moral to the story that can be gathered from what is said.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete