Lance Ruhiru
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Joined 07-01-06, id: 1079610
Author has written 16 stories for South Park.

"Nothing human disgusts me."

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That Jesus Only Knew Man reviews
Like TJOKM, only with less wangst and more sex. Stan and Kyle still aren't gay. BebeKennyMole
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Christophe, Bebe S. - Complete
Come Home, Cows reviews
First rule of relationships: don't try to start them with people you don't relate to. StanCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
No 14 reviews
Bebe first realized it on the hair dye aisle at the drug store. BebeHenrietta
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Bebe S. - Complete
The Kind of Beautiful You Pay For reviews
On loving the one that can't help leaving you. BebeKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
The House I Grew Up In reviews
... never felt like home. CraigKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
You'll Never Get to Heaven if You Stay in My Bed reviews
Life, death, and knowing the difference. KennyChristophe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Christophe, Kenny M. - Complete
Monsters Among Us reviews
Cartman finds what Kenny is through an exploration of what he isn't. CartmanKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Small Town Letdown reviews
Kyle's running away and Kenny's along for the ride. KennyKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Sick Home reviews
When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Bendable as a Ruler reviews
Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Lips of the Grave reviews
kenny will be a serial killer who is serially killed: trey parker, october 19, 1998.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
If Frankenstein Loved His Monster reviews
A bully has often been bullied himself. A few years down the road, if Tsst had ended entirely differently. KyleCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cheat Code For Life reviews
He knows he is dying, knows he is not being irrational. He wonders what it's going to be that does him in. A bit of a stroke, a touch of the smallpox?... KyleKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Friend in Reserve reviews
KyleKenny. There are best friends, there are enemies, and then there are the people you keep around just so that you aren't alone.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
NO PLT reviews
StanCartman. Wherein Cartman can't begin to imagine it, and Stan can't stop.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Alcohol Strictly Prohibited reviews
WendyBebe. Senior Picnic and drunk lesbian cheerleaders. Go team GO.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
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