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Joined 07-01-06, id: 1079742, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 124 stories for D N Angel, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Bleach, Pirates of the Caribbean, Legend of Zelda, Chobits, Fruits Basket, Chrono Crusade, Kiesha'ra, Twilight, Alice in Wonderland, Misc. Movies, .hack/SIGN, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ouran High School Host Club, Shugo Chara!, Star Wars, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Harry Potter, Teen Titans, Battle Royale, Repo! The Genetic Opera, South Park, Futurama, Vampire Knight, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avatar, and Assassin's Creed.

~Pass this ribbon around to show that you support all the soldiers, and their families, who lost their lives during the Fort Hood shooting, 11/5/09~

I got a book published! (Yaay!) It's called Blood Moon and it is for sale at lulu.com. Book 2, Silver Moon, is available. Book 3, Clear Moon, is now available. Here is the link to my storefront:

Name: Dakota Cox/Sadako Akatsuka(I am called this a lot on the internet) (Or Rin, Oneesan, little sister, or Koibito, depending on who you are.)

Nickname: Coda

Alternate Personality: Rayne Penbar (She chose her own name. It's quite sad that she didn't wanna share my last name at least. ;_;)

Gender: I think it's obvious, but I might as well tell you: female

Age: 18

Likes: Starbucks, anime, manga, Sci-Fi shows and movies, Horror movies, Harlequin novels, comedy shows/stand-up comics, women, Japanese Rock, Swedish Pop, old Country music (Alan Jackson, George Strait, etc), Amelia Atwater-Rhodes' books, Erotica novels, Guitar Hero/Rock Band, Call of Duty, Musical movies, (will add more later...)

Dislikes: Most veggies, Dance music, Rave music, crappy art/writing, dicks (the figurative sense - not the store.), College (so far), (might add more later...)

Hates: Westboro Baptist Church (they all need to die slowly and painfully!!)

Favorite Movies: The Princess Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Battlestar Galactica: Razor, Carrie(original), The Dark Half, Needful Things, Misery, Desperation, Rose Red, Stay Alive, White Noise, The Amityville Horror(remake), Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, Bleach: Memories of Nobody, Bleach: The Diamond Dust Rebellion, He's Just Not That Into You, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Death Race, Alice in Wonderland, The Last Sentinel, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, 2012, Daybreakers, 300 (might add more)

Favorite Anime/Manga: Chrno Crusade, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shugo Chara!, Naruto, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Kare Kano, Tyrant Falls in Love, Chobits, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, DN Angel, Vampire Knight, First Love Sisters, Strawberry Panic, Blood+ (AKA; Blood: The Last Vampire), Trinity Blood, We Were There (Bokura ga Ita), (will add more)

Favorite Books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, Cut, Blade Silver: Color me Scarred, The Bar Code Tattoo, Battle Royale, Twilight Saga, Harry Potter Series, Inheritance Series, Den of Shadows Quartet, Kiesha'ra Series, Born in Trilogy, Night World Series, Story of O, Cell, Blaze, Duma Key, Carrie, Cujo, The Rose and The Shield, The Promise, Irish Charmers: The Mighty Quinns, (will add more)

Favorite Cartoons: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Spongebob Squarepants, Teen Titans, Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Rugrats(original series), (might add more)

Random facts: Hmm...there are a few...1) If life were like the "Kiesha'ra" series, I would be a wolf shapeshifter! 2) I blame the people I beta for, for my Carpal Tunnel.

Favorite Quotes: "When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity." ~ John F. Kennedy

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." ~ Chris Rock

"All this has happened before, and it will happen again...again...again...again...again..." ~ "Hybrid" - Battlestar Galactica: Razor

"Team Jacob, 'cause REAL men don't sparkle." ~ ??

"Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?" ~ Peanut - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

"Someone once asked me, did I think I was the best future for my little girl...? No one in this world is perfect - heaven knows I'm not - but I love her more than anyone else in this world ever could. In the end, that's all that matters." ~ Jensen Ames - Death Race

"Pour me something tall and strong/Make it a hurricane before I go insane/It's only half past twelve/But I don't care/It's five'o'clock somewhere" ~ Alan Jackson - "Five'o'clock Somewhere" (That's more like something to live by than an actual quote, but who really cares?)

"...You can kiss your ass-teroid goodbye." ~ Ellen Degeneres

"I'd never given much thought as to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love sounds like a good way to go." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." ~ The U.S. Marines

"Time passes, people move like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition, young love will become deep affection, the clear water's surface reflects growth." ~ The Legend of Zelda

"You know what people say when you assume...you're just a bitch." ~ Courtney - Two and a Half Men

"(Edward) And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. (Bella) What a stupid lamb. (Edward) What a sick, masochistic lion." ~ Twilight

"Search your feelings Jeff-fa-fa...Dun-ham...dot coooooom!" ~ Peanut - Juff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

"Everything's got a moral, if you can only find it." ~ Duchess - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"Why don't we wait...until the road is broken...before we give up?" ~ Satella - Chrno Crusade

"I will not let anything harm you. I will bear your weight...and not leave you by yourself." ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade

"You had given me many things...We laughed and cried together... The first candy you gave me...even now, I can remember its flavor. The time has come to return the favor." ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade

"Doesn't matter who it is...no one can get everything they wish for. There has to be some compromise. Let us enjoy being together...through the good times and the bad. Even though humanity will struggle endlessly, at least, they will not complain...and try to seek out that one best solution." ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade

"Death doesn't stop love, it only delays it for a little while." ~ Wesley - The Princess Bride

"No matter who it is...not having to rely on others, and being able to reign over the 'worlds end'. But...the system tightly controls humanity, strips them of freedom, and the strength of their wings to fly... Government...religion...society... Whether it be God or Demon...it's all just a creation of someone's imagination. A method for binding humanity to society. That is what I hate the most!" ~ Aion - Chrno Crusade

"It is because of her...I'm able to continue fighting! It is because of her...that we are here now... That's why...I wish to create a future for her!" ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade

"True Epic Failure is when you tell someone that you just failed at something, spell 'fail' wrong, smack yourself in the face for doing so and accidently poke your eye, fall over laughing at how much fail at life, trip down the stairs to tell someone else how you failed, forgot why you went there when you finally made it, worded it wrong TWICE when you finally remembered, then triped back up the stairs to facebook it and spell it wrong again!" ~ Amanda Vatne (chibisansempei)

"It's better to go out with a bang than to fade away." ~ Sgt Anchilles - The Last Sentinel

"(Isabelle) Do you think mom and dad will be angry when they find out? (Simon) That you traded your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog, and dresses like the Child Hunter from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" ~City of Ashes

"I am badass, and I acknowledge that you, too, are badass." ~Simon - City of Bones

"(Katelyn) ...And then Sasuke came up behind Sai and snapped his neck. (Jade) Wow... (Me) Probably because Sai is obbsessed with Naruto's penis. (Jared) So Fai--Sai was obbsessed with Naruto's penis, so Sasuke snapped his neck? (Josh) Flying penis snapping your neck? (Katelyn) O.o (Me, Randy, and Jade) --laughing-- (Jared) --laughing-- What?! (Josh) You said it! (Jared) I did not! (Josh) Yeah, you did! You said, 'flying penis snapping your neck'! (Jared) I stuttered!" Yes, this was an actual conversation at the lunch table I sit at, at school. I hang out with some weird guys.

"Evil beware. We have waffles." ~Raven - Teen Titans

"(Beast Boy) Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- smugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things? (Starfire) Um...yes?" ~Teen Titans

"(Frodo) You're late. (Gandalf) A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." ~The Lord of the Rings

"We're leaning on each other, or at least I can pretend/That we didn't lose it all again/It could have been different/It could've all been (the) same" ~David Cook - "Fall Back Into Me" - David Cook

"Alice, Alice… the queen is raging/The Cheshire cat with his smile fading/A pawn/Eight/Squares/Now her majesty/We’re curious to know which hole you followed the white rabbit down" ~"Alice Alice" - Victim Effect

"(Judge) Well, well, have we learned anything from this? (Alan) Yes. I've learned that from here, you smell like cheese." ~Boston Legal

"Twilight is not about vampires, it's about humanoid disco balls with super powers." ~Amanda "Joerge" Vatne (chibisansempei)

I guess y'all deserve to know about what's going on with my stories since I haven't updated in a while...well:

Prey-(Chapter 29 is up) Final Chapter will be up soon

Pip and Damien-(Chapter 13 is up) Chapter 14 will be up soon

Heroes Rise Again-(Chapter 17 is up) Chapter 18 will be up soon

Heart of a Slave-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be up soon

Assassin's Creed: Avenger-Next chapter will be up soon

Impossible-COMPLETE!!!!

Beauty and the Beast-COMPLETE!!!!

Alone With Forever-(Chapter 11 is up) Chapter 12 will be up soon

Fallen Angel-Next chapter will be up soon.

Reborn-Next chapter will be up soon

Pandora-Next chapter will be up soon

Midnight Cat-(Chapter 6 is up) Chapter 7 will be up soon

Seperate Lives-COMPLETE!!!!

He'll Walk-(Chapter 5 is up) Chapter 6 will be up soon

Kendra-(Chapter 10 is up) Chapter 11 will be up soon

Test-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be up soon

The Opera Continues-Next chapter will be up soon

City of Changed Memories-Next chapter will be up soon

Dear Dawn-(Chapter 7 is up) Chapter 8 will be up soon

Rouge-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be posted soon

Martial Artist-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be posted soon

Queen Elicia-(Chapter 3 is up) Chapter 4 will be posted soon

Fallen Leaves-Might take some time

Snake's Shadow-Should be updated asap

Our Immortal-Will be updated soon

Darth Vader's Apprentice-Should be updated soon

Spiral Wind-Will be updated soon

True X-Should be updated soon

Itsu Momasen Ren'ai Suru-Next chapter will be up soon

Strength Takes Time-(Chapter 7 is up) Next chapter will be up soon

A Monster Among Humans-Next chapter will be up soon

Fallen-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Next chapter should be up soon

Living Drones-Next chapter should be up soon

Journal's of Desperate Ninjas-Next chapter will be up soon

Breathe no More-Next chapter should be up soon

Returning-Next chapter will be up soon

Naruto Side Stories-(Chapter 2 is up!) Next chapter will be up soon

Daughter Niwa-(Chapter 2 is up) Next chapter should be up soon

Elicia in Wonderland-Complete!

Land of the Black Dawn-Next chapter hasn't been started

Just a Monster-Next chapter will be up soon

Guardian Angel-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon

Once Upon a Time-(Chapter 4 us up!!) Chapter 5 will be up soon

Anything for Love-(Chapter 2 (3) is up!!) Chapter 3 (4) hasn't been started yet

Kirie Saito: Lost Sister of the Sharingan-Next chapter hasn't been started yet

If You Feel-Next chapter hasn't even been started

Naruto Chat Room-Next chapter will be up soon

Why Do I Love You?-Next chapter hasn't been started

Tragic Love-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon

Forgiveness is Hell-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon

Love Hidden in the Snow-Complete!!

I Trusted You-(Ch. 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon

I am Justice-I know what I'm doing for it, but I've got no inspiration

The Edge of Winter's Night-(Ch. 2 is up!) Chapter 3 hasn't been started yet

Do You Still Love Me?-(Ch. 4 is up!) Next chapter will be a little while

New Heights-No inspiration, have no idea where it's going

After the Rain-Finished!!

Destiny Calls Again-No inspiration whatsoever

Always Be There-(Ch. 5 is up!!) Next chapter has been started

Behind My Eyes-Very little inspiration, not enough for a chapter's worth

Tearstained Sand-Don't know where it's going

I Gave Him the Time-Complete!!

Protector-I will update soon

Memory Love-(Chapter 8 is up!!) Chapter 9 should be up soon

A Love for Jack: Infatuation-Very little inspiration, not enough for a chapter

A Place of Refuge-Next chapter's almost done

Give Me a Reason for My Love-I have no idea where it's going

Fire and Ice-No inspiration

Naruto's Wounded-Little inspiration, not even half-a-chapter done

Into the Darkness-Next chapter's almost done

Carnival of Rust-Next chapter's halfway done

Rivalry Love-(Ch. 2 is up!!) Haven't started the next chapter yet

The Fallen Angel's Love Song-Next chapter's almost done

My Broken Soul-(Ch. 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 has not been started

Here are all my favorite pairings in all animes, movies, books, etc. (-=either way) (+ =I'll add more as they come up.)

Sasu/Naru-, Sasu/Saku, Naru/Hina, Gaa/Hina, Jira/Tsu, Oro/Tsu, Kaka/Obi, Ed/Roy-, Ed/Win, Al/Win, Roy/Hughes, Zane/Danica, Nicias/Oliza, Nicias/Lilly, Seba/Kel, Rei/Danica, Ed/Bella, Jacob/Bella, Jacob/Nessie, Sora/Kairi, Riku/Sora-, Riku/Kairi, Erik/Chri, Shika/Tema, Kank/Kiba, Kiba/Shino-, Kiba/Hina, Shino/Hina, Neji/Hina, Link/Midna, Link/Medli, Link/Tetra, Link/Malon, Neji/Ten, Gai/Lee, Sato/Dai-, Dai/Riku, Dai/Risa, Dark/Risa, Dark/Riku, Dark/Krad-, Sato/Risa, Night/Riiko, Chrno/Rose, Hide/Chi, Sou/Riiko, Tama/Mia, Hoto/Mia, Urban/Oliza, Oliza/Betia-, Nicias/Hai, Amu/Ikuto, Amu/Utau-, Amu/Tada, Miki/Tema-, Miki/Kise, Rob/Star, Cyb/Rave, BB/Rave, Star/Rave-, Rob/Rave, Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Craig/Tweek, "Raven"/Kenny, Cartman/Kenny+

Woot! I sold my soul to Zetsu-Sama and Gaara-Sama! Woot! Ain't I just normal? (Sarcastic on all levels)

Okay, people, I don't care if you add my stories to your favorites - in fact, I love it - but could you please also review...? I really do love getting reviews, it gives me confidence. So, please review. Any, and all flames will be given to chibisansempei and Arashi-Kumo to burn your house down in the night.

Here's the link to my FictionPress, please read those stories! http://www.fictionpress.com/~masakiishizeki

Here the link to my TeenInk profile. Please read what's on there and help promote an aspiring writer:

I have a deviantART now, go find me on there. I'm Rayne-Penbar

I belong to the Kiesha'ra RP forum - join if you know anything about this series: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Kieshara_RP/64988//

My adultfanfiction profile:

I run a new Soul Eater RP forum - join if you like this anime/manga: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Paper_Moon_Soul_Eater_RP/70324/


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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

You Know You're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C:

Be Yourself! An original, is always better than a copy.

This is a DIE HARD FANFICTION READING ZONE!

CHILDHOOD is for spoiling ADULTHOOD!

Ladies don't start fights. They laugh at them.

Good girls, are bad girls never gotten caught.

It's not because I'm stubborn. I'm just always right!

I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

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let's Play A Game of 20 Questions!

1. What is your real name and do you have any nicknames?

Real name: Dakota Cox (known online as Sadako Akatsuka)

Nicknames: Rin, Coda, Codi, Koibito, Oneesan, little sister

2. Are you male or female?

Female

3. How old are you?

I'm 16 outside, 10 inside

4. Where do you live?

USA

5. Sexual preference?

Bisexual and proud!

6. What are your favorite anime/manga's

Naruto, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Uzumaki, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Chrno Crusade, Absolute Boyfriend, Fushigi Yugi, Kare Kano, Chobits

7. What is your OTP?

Oliza/Betia (Wolfcry - The Kiesha'Ra series)

8. Any other favorite pairing(s) you think you should mention?

Naruto: Sasu/Naru, Saso/Dei, Kiba/Shino, Kiba/Hina, Shino/Hina, Ita/Kisa

Death Note: Ryu/Light

The Kiesha'Ra: Seba/Kel, Zane/Danica, Nicias/Hai

FMA: Roy/Ed

9. If you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you bring and why?

1. Notepad and pen; to keep myself entertained

2. An MP3 Player; I need meh music!

3. PSP; Games!

10. Any favorite bands?

Papa Roach, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Rascal Flatts, Paramore, Coldplay

11. What about favorite foods?

Pizza, Grilled Cheese, Steak, Chicken

12. Favorite colour?

Crimson red

13. Favorite books and their authors?

Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer

Inheritence series by Christopher Paolini

Cujo, Carrie, Cell, Duma Key, Blaze, and Rose Madder by Stephen King

Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling

Lord of the Rings trilogy, and The Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien

The Kiesha'Ra series, and the Den of Shadows series by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

14. Phobias?

Spiders

15. What do you hate most?

Rich snobby preps

16. What is your happiest memory?

So far that would be the first time I could say, "I love you." to my girlfriend

17. Do you have any goals in life?

To finish and sell a book

18. What is your favorite lyric and what song is it from?

"Jillian, our dream ended long ago/All our stories and all our glory I held so dear/We won't be together forever and ever/No more tears/I'll always be here/'Till the end" ~"Jillian" - Within Temptation

19. Any piercings? Where?

One, ear lobe

20. Who are your real life heros?

My father; First Sgt Kevin Cox of the US Army

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Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Gaara
2. Hinata
3. Neji
4. Shino
5. Kiba
6. Deidara
7. Kisame
8. Kabuto
9. Tsunade
10. Obito
11. Sasori
12. Kakuzu

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
Deidara/Sasori. Yep!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Shino. Only if he takes off the damn sunglasses!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Kakuzu got Kabuto pregnant, that'd be chaos...but I'd be scared, very scared.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Yes! Tsunade fics are always funny!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hinata and Deidara...I don't know, but probably not

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Kiba/Tsunade - no, no, no!! Kiba/Obito - How would that work?!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Kisame walked in on Hinata and Kakuzu having sex...he'd probably faint...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Neji/Obito. Uh... "Trying to escape the pain his clan caused him, Neji escapes to the past and finds more than he ever expected there."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Gaara/Kabuto...no

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kisame/Kakuzu: Beyond the Kiss of Death

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Shino and Gaara...Um...uh...Shino is really horny and drunk, so the first person he sees - which happens to be Gaara - he rapes

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Neji. Probably, but I don't know.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sasori. He's incorporated in the stories, but not the main character

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Hinata/Shino/Kiba. They wouldn't, I would!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Obito. Uh...How about: "Kashi-kun!!"

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kabuto. "Supermasive Black Hole" by Muse.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Gaara/Deidara/Kakuzu. There would be two: Sexual Content and Crack Threesome

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Obito to use on Hinata... Um...uh...uh...um...Good question.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
How would Sasori describe a relationship between Hinata and Kabuto? "Odd."

20. How emo is Seven?
Kisame? On a scale of 1-20, I'd say about a 5.

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ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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You have done somthing stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

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You might just spend too much time on fanfiction if...

...you confuse your friends when you say things like "Chappie" "fanfic" "flame" "Mary-Sue" etc in an everyday conversation

...a single chapter of your fanfiction is longer than all of your school essays put together

...you prefer to be called by your penname

...when people annoy you you theaten to flame them

...you often wonder why J.K Rowling, Erin Hunter (s), Stephine Meyer etc didn't think off all the things your friends on fanfiction came up with when they wrote the cannon

...when people mention that they like the guiter player Slash, you say; "YOU READ SLASH EWW!!"

...you have gotten at least 4 people to get a username on the site

...you get more excited about reviews than you do presents/holidays/etc

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, Haku's No. 1 Girl, Suki-Itami

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste thins in to your profile

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, Suki-Itami

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker Snowstorm25, Haku's No. 1 Girl, Suki-Itami

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to be a part of the Official Molly Weasley Fan Club, copy this into your profile.

If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.

If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your

If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS/SERIOUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica can be annoying paste this into your profile

If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile .

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think SasUKE was called SasUKE for a reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a clear glass door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever said something really stupid, (i.e.: 'There's no d in doge') without realising it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate High School Musical and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read yaoi slash just to pass the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on a seriously girly-looking anime character (i.e.: Haku or Deidara), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cannot hit a tennis ball for toffee, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think FF.net, DeviantART or Quizilla are the best sites EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If English Dubs REALLY piss you off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think there's absolutely nothing wrong with swearing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Naruto is the best anime EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think German is the funniest language in existance, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not Japanese, but wish you were, copy and paste this onto your profile.

90 of Twilight readers thing Edward Cullen is a total Sex God. If you're part of the 10 whom he just pisses off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that having 2 half-Japanese friends constitutes to having 1 full Japanese friend, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love CHEESE and are proud, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever sworn really loudly, then realised the room's gone silent, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish your homework was asexual so it would do itself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only words you know in a certain language are swear words, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're NOT a vampire, yet like to bite things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you're one of the few Team Jacob fans in existence, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you live in a world where Rosette didn't die and she ended up living with Chrno for at least another fourty years then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you support Joshua/Fiore copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, i like pie123, aliceeyy-chan,Desert Rose123124, Suki-Itami

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe racism and segregation is wrong and want to let everyone else know, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.JoongStar,Desert Rose123124, Suki-Itami

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.

Sasori will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on), copy & past this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.

SEXUAL ABUSE & ANY TYPE OF ABUSE IS WRONG!

Mommy​,​​
Daddy​ did somet​hing to me.
He made me loose​ my virgi​nity,​​
he came into my room,​​
witho​ut knock​ing on the door,​​
he picke​d me up and threw​ me on the floor​.
He pulle​d down my undie​s,​​
he rippe​d open my shirt​,​​
he pushe​d his thing​ in so hard that it hurt.
But that wasn'​​t all,
that wasn'​​t the end,
he start​ed to hit me,
and that'​​s just where​ it begin​s,​
He beat me so bad that I start​ed to cry,
Oh tell me LORD why I didn'​​t die!
When he was done,​​
he walke​d out the door,​​
he didn'​​t even pick me from up off the floor

& THAT IS WHY!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

1 You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (X)
2 You have ran into a glass/screen door. (X)
3 You have jumped out of a moving vehic0le. ()
4 You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (X)
5 You have ran into a tree/bush. (X)
6 You have been called a blonde. (X)
7 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (X)
8 You just tried to lick your elbow. (X)
9 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the
same melody. (X)

10 You just sang them to make sure. (X)
11 You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (X)
12 You have choked on your own spit. (X)
13 You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. ()
14 You type with three fingers or less. ()

15 You have accidentally caught something on fire. (X)
16 you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. ()
17 You have caught yourself drooling. (X)
18 You have fallen asleep in class. (X)
19 Sometimes you just stop thinking. (X)
20 Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking
about. (X)
21 People often shake their heads and walk away from you. ()
22 You are often told to use your "inside voice". (X)
23 You use your fingers to do simple math. (X) It's sad, I know
24 You have eaten a bug accidentally... ()
25 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more
important. (X)
26 You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize
it. (X)
27 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your
hand/pocket the whole time. (X)
28 You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they
say will happen to you if you don't. ()
29 You break a lot of things. (X)
30 You tilt you're head when you're confused. (X)

31 You have fallen out of your chair before. (X)
32 When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture
on the ceiling. (X)
33 The word "um" is used. (X)
34 You dont know what "um" means. (X)
35 You say "what" and "huh" alot. (X)
36 Your directionally impared. (X)
37 People often think your younger than you actually are because of the way you act. ()
38 People have accused you of having Tourette Syndrome. ()
39 You mix up your right and left hand. ()
40 When you cant describe something you resort to hand gestures. (X) Why not, it's easy!
41 You make up your own words. (X) I could have a dictionary
42 You space out alot. (X)
43 You've laughed so hard you couldn't breathe. (X)
44 You stare off into space alot. (X)
45 When talking to someone, you trailed off and started mumbling to yourself. (X)
46 Your friends fear for your sanity. () There's none left to fear for
47 You cant remember what happend yesterday. (X)
48 You cant remember what happend an hour ago. ()
49 You laugh at things that no one else thinks are funny. (X)
50 You've been called a klutz before. (X) All the time
51 You spell 4 letter words wrong. (X) Very sad...
52 You often say "Can you repeat the question?" (X)
53 You dont know how many letters are in the alphabet. ()
54 You just sang it to check. ()
55 You counted on your fingers. ()
56 You didnt get 26 letters. ()
57 When you learn a new word, you repeat it because it sounds cool. (X)
58 It's very easy to confuse you. (X) It's really bad...
59 People ask you if your in the right class or grade. (X)
60 You rock back and forth or shake when you get nervous. (X)
61 Sometimes, you feel lightheaded or dizzy for no reason. (X)
62 You have gotten lost in your own house or backyard. ()
63 You've spelled your own name wrong. (X) I was sick...
64 You have forgotten your own name. (X) I was sick...
65 You have forgotten your parents or best friends names before. (X) I was...hyper...
66 You start studdering when your too hyper or exited. (X)
67 You have forgotten where you are or where your going. (X)
68 You don't know why your taking this quiz. (X)
69 Your afraid of the monsters in your closet. ()
70 You still have a nightlight because your afraid of the dark. ()
71 You get hit and 10 secounds later flinch. (X)
72 When someone screams you scream too. (X)
73 Simple or low tech things entertain you. (X)
74 You belive you can fly and have tried. ()
75 You hurt yourself in trying to fly. ()
76 You belive in lepracauns, werewolves, vampires, ect. (X) Why can't they exist?
77 When you hurt yourself, you get up and try it again only to hurt yourself again. (X) Long story...
78 You have taken a drink, laughed, and the drink went through your nose. (X) ...
79 You jump to conclusions that make no sense to anyone but you. (X) All the time!
80 You have tried to lick your ear. ()
81 You talk to yourself. (X) I am right now, actually.
82 You argue with youself outloud. (X)
83 You have a secret room where you plot your diabolical plans for world takeover. ()
84 You narrate your own life or someone elses life. (X) Odd, I know.
85 People call you random. (X)
86 They don't mean random in a good way. (X)
87 People accuse you of being high or stoned. (X) I don't know why, I never am
88 You mess up when counting to 10. (X) Shut up.
89 Your friends are embarresed to hang out with you. ()
90 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (X) Shut up!
91 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (X) I said shut up!
92 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (X)
93 People have called you slow. ()
94 Your friends/family know not to use big words around you. () Only sometimes
95 You used a calculator to find your score for this bulletin. () I'm tallying it on a piece of paper

96 you've seen the 'Charlie the unicorn' Video. (X) I love it!!
97 you've been shocked by those fake pieces of gum. (X) It hurt
98 your friends have checked the back of your head for '666'. (X) Long, long, long story
99 you've laughed really loud during a scary movie. (X) Prom Night, One Missed Call, Slither, and a lot more
100 You've been kicked out of a golfcourse' movie theater/ bowling ally/ other public amusment place,for causeing mass histeria. () Not yet

Add up how many checked boxes you have and divide it by 100.(there are 100 questions)

72!! Cha!!

69... what a perverted number

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List twelve of your characters from twilight, in no particular order.

1.Jacob

2.Nessie

3.Alice

4.Seth

5.Bella

6.Jasper

7.Carlisle

8.Caius

9.Emmett

10. Charlie

11.Esme

12.Billy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No...and I don't plan on it

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Seth...he's okay

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?’

...That. Would. Be. Hell!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope. He's in the stories though

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jasper and Nessie... He's her uncle!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I'd have to say Bella/Emmett because, lets face it, anyone who reads Bella/Charlie is a straight up creep!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Carlisle walked in on Nessie and Billy... I think a vampire would learn how to faint.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Alice/Charlie: She helped him when Bella was hurt, and they became so close. Alice had only imagined Charlie as a close friend though, never anything more. But, she realizes that she just can't fight these feelings that are growing.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Jacob/Caius... I sure as hell hope not! Jakey-Kun is mine!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Carlisle/Billy: Helping Hand (Yeah, that's out of nowhere)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Caius: "It's Easy Being Evil" by ?? (I don't remember who sings it)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jacob/Jasper/Billy: Crack threesome and sexual content

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just a moment ago

14. "(1. Jacob) and (7. Carlisle) are in a happy relationship until (7. Carlisle) runs off with (4. Seth). (1. Jacob), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11. Esme) and a brief unhappy affair with (12. Billy), then follows the wise advice of (5. Bella) and finds true love with (3. Alice).”

What. The. Fuck?!

15. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Carlisle/Caius... I don't know. I think it'd be okay.

16. Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

That's a tie.

17. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Um... Nessie's a baby; she's cute, but that's it.

18. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Billy sends Caius on a mission to betray the Volturi. It fails.

19. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Bella would more than likely be arrested with Edward for homicide after killing Jacob for getting Nessie prego

20. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Carlisle, hands down. Lets face it, Caius would KILL ME!!

Shugo Chara Corner:

1. Who is/are your favorite character(s)?
-- Ikuto Tsukiyomi, Amu Hinamori, Utau Tsukiyomi, & Tadase Hotori

2. Who is/are your favorite chara(s)?
-- Miki & Temari

3. Death Rebel, Seven Seas Treasure or Black Lynx?
-- Black Lynx

4. If you had a Shugo Chara of your own, what would its name be? Describe it.
-- Name: Reina

-- Hair Color: Black with red streaks
-- Eye Color: Red
-- Style: Visual Kei
-- Represents: The strength I wish I had

5. If you were an anime character, what would your name be? Describe him/her.
-- Name: Karina
-- Hair Color: Dirty blonde
-- Eye Color: Gray
-- Style: Visual Kei

6. What are you favorite Shugo Chara couples in order?
-- 1. Amu Hinamori and Ikuto Tsukiyomi
-- 2. Amu Hinamori and Utau Tsukiyomi (yeah, yeah, I like yuri!)
-- 3. Amu Hinamori and Tadase Hotori
-- 4. Miki and Kiseki

7. Amulet Heart, Amulet Spade, Amulet Clover or Amulet Diamond?
-- Amulet Spade

8. Lunatic Charm or Seraphic Charm?
-- Both. They're both really cool, and I like contradictions

9. What's you favorite Shugo Chara! or Shugo Chara!! Doki! ending/opening?
-- "Omakase Guardian"

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers asses cause you hate 'em!

went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

If you read this entire profile you are:

A.) REALLY bored
B.) Curious
C.) luuuuvin my stories
D.) want some new copy and paste things for your profile
E.) a stalker...

Bold everything that you believe you are being stereotyped by

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.(Emmett Cullen lol.)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (I am, but still...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm slightly OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm UNDER 18, so I MUST be an irresponsible child

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
Face Down - All-American Rejects

Waking Up:
Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem

First Day At School:
18 Days - Saving Abel

Making Your New Best Friend:
Wake me up When September Ends - Green Day

Falling In Love:
Learn to be Lonely - Phantom of the Opera (That's great! (sarcasm))

Breaking Up:
Lies - Evanescence

Prom:
U + Ur Hand - Pink

Graduation:
Mirror, Mirror - M2M

Life's Okay:
Believe - Staind

Death of a Close Friend:
Decode - Paramore

Mental Breakdown:
Phantom of the Opera - Phantom of the Opera

Driving:
Tremble for my Beloved - Collective Soul

Flashback:
Sacred Maiden - DN Angel

Getting Back Together:
Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects

Birth of Child:
Never Think - Rob Pattinson

Wedding Scene:
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne

Car Accident:
The Revnanent Choir - Versailles (7 and a half-minute song by the way, and shuffle turns off if I skip)

Final Battle:
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

Death Scene:
Carnival of Rust - Poets of the Fall

Funeral Song:
Going Down in Flames - 3 Doors Down

End Credits:
Girl all the Bad Guys Want - Simple Plan

Deleted Scenes:
Light On - David Cook

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? (SEQUEL)
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

OPENING CREDITS: Pins and Needles - Billy Talent

FIGHTING: Bumble Bee - DDR (...Uh...)

THE TRUTH: False Pretense - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Well, that's probably gonna be the only one that makes sense.)

NEW BODY: Last Resort - Papa Roach

BACK: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy

RAMPAGE: Lies - Evanescence

SEX: Speed Over Beethoven - ROSE (..Uh...no comment...)

LEAVING EVERYTHING BEHIND: Citizen Soldier - 3 Doors Down

HAVING NO-ONE: Just a Dream - Carrie Underwood

NEW FRIENDS: Pressure - Paramore

UNDERSTAND: Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

LAST BATTLE: Viva la Vida - Coldplay

HAPPY NEVER AFTER: Wake Up Call - Maroon 5

ENDING CREDITS: I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover - Alanis Morisette

OUTTAKES: The End of the World as We Know It - REM

DELETED SCENES: Grand Theft Autumn - Fall Out Boy

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OC/Song List

Name off two to ten of your favorite OCs (they must be yours) and match them with a song that describes them. Please name the story they are from.

1. Miyabe Yumie - "Dear Agony" by Breaking Benjamin - "Martial Artist"

2. Kirie Nanahara - "Fallen Leaves" by Billy Talent - "Dear Dawn"

3. Arisa Namikaze - "New Divide" by Linkin Park - "Rouge"

4. Elicia Liddell - "Jillian" by Within Temptation - "Elicia in Wonderland" & "Queen Elicia"

5. Shinobu - "Caramelldansen" by Caramell - "Memory Love"

6. Emma Shardae - "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi - "Anything for Love"

7. Kendra McCormick - "What Do You Do?" by Papa Roach - "Kendra"

8. Naomi Harada - "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack - "I am Justice"

9. Yukino Nakamura - "Pins and Needles" by Billy Talent - "The Edge of Winter's Night"

10. Chiyoko Niwa - "Thoughtless" by Evanescence - "Daughter Niwa"

One-Hundred laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary(Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First CorollaryUnfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff So True!!)

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave

Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me

look.

A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and

65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and

exposition),

Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become

possible.

First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics:

1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, mym painful symphony, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, SutaakiHitori, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, imaginationoverload127, Leo Solaris the Lion Knight, Lord Zen, Lobo Argost, Suki-Itami

You know you're a 90's child when...

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Wally books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented video tapes, not DVDs.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pick 10 characters and answer the following:

1) Kenny

2) Stan

3) Kyle

4) Butters

5) Tweek

6) Craig

7) Damien

8) Pip

9) Clyde

10) Cartman

Is 3 Gay?

Yep! With Stan. ^.^

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Uh... Um... I guess if Kenny turned into a giant squid monster...

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Uh... That he was lusting for him...?

Where would 8 meet 9?

He never would.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If he did something ridiculous...?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

...Nothing.

What dream would 5 have about 6

Hehe... --censored--

What would 4 envy about 5?

Um... I honestly can't think of anything.

How would 3 greet 9?

Kyle waves at Clyde. "Hey."

What would 1 think of 2?

Happy that they're still friends.

10 got a daughter?

...Oh shit, that poor girl...

9 became a singer?

Hot damn. O.O

8 had quite a big secret?

That he loved, missed, and fantasized about Damien.

7 won the lottery?

He'd go back to South Park and see Pip.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

I wouldn't do that, Craig's too cool. ^.^

5 and 6 did a workout together?

O.O --grabs camera--

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Well, if from the world of Separate Lives and Alone With Forever, shit would hit the fan.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Cartman would get pissed and scream at Kenny.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Uh... What would make Cartman blush?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Probably not, I can see Clyde drawing a girl for Craig.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Damien: Executioner for the state. Clyde: Pro football player.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Breakfast for dinner!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?

Home Ec.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Cartman would glare at Butters and then yell at him.

Would 2 trust 5?

To a point

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

...Uh...Maybe...?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

O.o Are they drunk?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

NOOOOO! Release Kenny, fat ass, and let him go kiss on Butters!

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Eek! --blushing--

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

--hugs-- Just wait a little longer, surely Damien--I mean, someone will come along soon.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Oh shit! He's gonna kill me!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Warn Tweek and then hope that Craig doesn't hurt him.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Hell yeah!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Hehe... Well, I might get along with Kyle's father, but probably not his mother.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

--mouth drops-- What?

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's hot, a bad boy, and someone that would do the whole "sweep me off my feet" routine.

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Figures out what I'm laughing at and then laughing along.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Cheering with everyone else in the stands.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Sets something on fire.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Oh hell no! Never never never!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Freak out.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Is scared at first, but like the sweetheart he is, helps me get out.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Um...a book.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Carries me back to the hotel and gets me to the hospital.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Maybe sacrifice himself...?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I wouldn't care.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Slap him and yell at him.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Eep! --runs to his side--

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

--mouth drops-- WHAT?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Aw! He's cute when he's sleeping...! --takes picture--

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Uh... Coffee and literal coffee cake...? I'd be hyper as hell.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

What the hell? No no no no! Go marry Kenny!

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I'd think about throwing something, and then maybe actually do it.

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

--blushes and then tackles--

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Twilight Of Solitude by madcapellan reviews
Set three years after Twilight Princess, Midna has found a way to return to the light world, but will her people embrace this idea, and will anyone want to see her when she gets there?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Link, Midna
Perfectly Imperfect by Darkslayer18 reviews
Stan Marsh is 14 years old with a perfect life girlfriend, and hes a straight A student. He's the most popular kid in the school, even though he's only a freshman, so why then does everything feel wrong to him? And why doesn't anyone else notice? Planning to begin updating this story again soon.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Don't Tell by yourpurplesocks reviews
Canada tell England that he's now dating France and England demands to know how it happened.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Brainstorm: A Fosters Home Fanfiction by Edward Foster reviews
What happens when someone evil has an imaginary friend.What happens if they enslave the earth.What happens when your the only one that can stop it. Rated M for violence,Language, and major sexual themes PROGRESS ALERT: Chapter 8 Up!
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,972 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Mac
Romeo and Jewliet by aband0nd3d pr0f1l3 reviews
South Park version of Shakespeare's tragedy Romeo and Juliet.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Please Don't Cry by ScaryBones reviews
Damien comes to Pip's bedroom one night. What will the Brit think?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,383 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Marie S Zachary reviews
AU. Collins is a young high school teacher in the 1700's. Angel is a freashmen. They fall in love but need to hide the relationship from others. A story of forbidden love, with mischeif mayham and a lot more. Read and review.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - T. Collins, Angel D.
Shilo's Anatomy by XxLucyBowers reviews
Pick's up half a year after Nathan's death, Grilo and Shavi rated M to cover my ass incase of Gore, Sex and language
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber
Fragrance by googleurname reviews
Best friends should never keep secrets. But what if the secret is strong enough to tear the friendship apart? Stan/Kyle slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
As Many Lives As It Takes by CrisisOmegs reviews
Kenny got over his excessive dying years ago, but he can't deny it still bothers him. When he and Butters share a moment, Kenny realizes Butters and his gullibility are just what he needs, and he'll spend the rest of his lives trying to get it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Wanderings of Durmstrang by chibisansempei reviews
Selene Borisalv,a muggle born,is accepted to Durmstrang, a school that has a rep for not allowing any in. School follows MY rules First few years at Durmstrang then off to Hogwarts for 6th and 7th years.Some yaoi with Severus later on.Future Drarry DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harry P.
Pay Day by reraimu reviews
Butters finds himself in front of the McCormick household, in need of Kenny's "services". SLASH. Bunny. PWP detailed smut fluff.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Weight of The World by BLaddict reviews
Stan and Kyle are expecting! I guess it's just Stan contemplating parenthood and a life with his beloved. O-o ALOT better than my crappy summary makes it sound, swear to bob! STYLE YOAI MPREG
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Seventeen Forever by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Kyle can't tell whether Stan is serious or not about wanting to sleep with him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Whatever You Do, Don't Leave by punkXrockXkid reviews
"Promise me, no matter what happens you won't leave me behind?"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
True To Know by chibisansempei reviews
There is another Souma. Another zodiac. His mother ran away so he knows nothing until he meets Shigure and Yuki. A year later he's come back for a visit. His mother has died and he'll be going to their school? Secrets, lies, hurt, truth, comfort in pain..
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tohru H.
Daywalkers by souls of the dead reviews
A teenage girl who was forced to assimilate doesn't want to lose her last shred of humanity, so when she's offered a personal human by her boss, she takes him to save him. She never expected to fall in love with him and the man who will save everyone.
Crossover - Daybreakers & Moon Saga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Edward D., Austria S.
Wammy Minds Think Alike by Crimson Cupcake reviews
-CHAP. 9- Yagami Light is Kira, but nobody believes L. So he has an idea. A wonderful idea. A disastrous idea. Why not pay a visit to Wammy's House? Great minds think alike, after all. But there is more to the House than meets the ordinary eye. Slight AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
I, Horndog by toadstoolcouch reviews
Missing scene from "Insane in the Mainframe." Roberto does terrible things to Fry in their shared cell. Slash, extreme, non-con. Implied Bender/Fry at the end
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
Convicts?::TweekCraig:: by sokkaluvr198 reviews
Tweek and Craig are blamed for a crime. Yaoi. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
There Still Hope by Logic And Reason reviews
Legend always said that if you are bitten by a WereWolf you turn into one. Edd is out one night after almost getting jump by some gang when out of nowhere a werewolf bit him. As romance between Edd and Eddy unfold can their love suvive against all odds?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Edd, Eddy
Outside From Within by chibisansempei reviews
Harry and Draco are neither friends nor lovers. Only outlets. They hate each other to the cores and that doesn't change throughout the whole story. When this ends they still hate each other. Possible Character death. Basicly the first paragraph. NO FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Freeing Gaara by chibisansempei reviews
A girl goes to live in Suna after the destruction of her village and it's people. She meets Gaara but has to much pride to stand down. Gaara plans to make her beg for life. Many fights and funny things to do with Gaara's teddy bear. Lots of battle cheatin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Gaara
Valentine's Love by TheLustofkilling reviews
Squee ends up in Nny’s basement due to being kidnapped. Apparently, Nny has feelings he wishes to express to the boy. Warning: Poetic. Nearly the entire chapter. OOC. Male X Male. Happy V-day D.D.D.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Mag's Fall, Pavi's Love by MadDoggyClown reviews
At the Opera, Mag has made her choice, she won't work for Rotti Largo anymore, he gets mad and she's speared. But hidden above the scene on a bridge, Pavi happened to watch this.. What does he feel at that final moment? Pavi/Mag
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Pavi, Blind Mag - Complete
If My Heart Was A House by dead-acc0unt reviews
A short slashy songfic about a heated intimate night at Eddy's house. Oneshot/Slash/EDDxEDDY/ Please R&R. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SLASH.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
Love comes out from the Darkness by Professor Severus Snape's Wife reviews
what if Lily did not marry James Potter? what if she married Severus? and they had a son name Harry? read and find out! Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
When Your Gone by xkittycatgirlx reviews
What would you do when you notice you had feelings for you best friend, but it was to late to tell them? What if you had to lose the one person you opened up to and let in the door you've kepted close?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Raven, Starfire
Not My Baby by Flippzy The Edward Slayer reviews
After saving his life, Fred feels like he owes her something. He gets his chance when she is found in the shop, holding a little girl, with no where to go. FredxHermione Chapter 3 Finally up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G.
RNAngel by luckygirl88 reviews
A litte girl by the name of Rukia gets to counter the Niwa fate. After Dark has been gone for over eighty-five years, the next generation of thiefing falls into her hands. Will it be more then she barggend for and will she be able to connect to her past?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Dark M.
The Missing Years by Harry'sgurl00 reviews
What happened in those 19 missing years that JK never wrote about? How did Harry and Ginny make it through those years? What ever happened to Ron and Hermione? What about George? Read and find out. I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009
tell me why by Harry'sgurl00 reviews
When Bella is abused by Charlie, she decides she's had enough. She runs, but soon gets lost. Who will save her from her misery? rated M for physical abuse. I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry PotterTwilight Chat by Harry'sgurl00 reviews
What would happen if the characters from Harry Potter and Twilight were in the same chatroom? Chaos that's what! Watchas the characters cook up trouble and meet some unexpected people. I do not own Harry potter or Twilight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Possible? by Harry'sgurl00 reviews
Jacob and Nessie just got back from their honeymoon. Eveything is going great, until Renesemee discovers she's pregnant. Is it it possible for a baby to be 1/4 vampire 1/4 human and 1/2 werewolf? What if it isn't Jacobs baby? I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A ninja's pride by pinkrangersforever reviews
Warning: Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen the movie. Snake eyes reflects on what has happened to a brother in arms.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Death Note: The Last Note by E.B. Locke reviews
All evidence of her was destroyed after the identity of Kira had been uncovered- The investigation was about Light Yagami, not her or anyone else affiliated with Mihael Keehl. Classified information released by the SPK, with the consent of the new L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Mello
I'll Be Waiting by Princess Of Sorrow reviews
She's going to be engaged, and he has nothing to do but to accept that she wasn't his and never will be. He visits a place that reminds him of her, and starts saying the things that he has never said before. em/Anzu Dedicated to Teardrop lotus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Atem, Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Moonlit Sky by StarSerallina reviews
Gem is a hawk-shifter who moves a lot with her sister Amy. They moved to Pittsburgh after a lupine wolf -shifter attack. Soon they are stalked by a vampire and have to ask for help from a shifter and their witch friend. They discover who they really are.
Crossover - Kiesha'ra & Den of Shadows - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009
Alice in da hood! by TheGirlFromYesterday15 reviews
A parody of Alice In Wonderland.Raine aka Alice is living in a depressing world.She spends her days running from the cops&getting into trouble someway or another.But when she gets kidnapped to a new dimensional world AKA Hood-Land,things start to twist.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009
Shadows and Daggers by Lykothraxx reviews
This is a story in which the interbreeding of shapeshifters create numerous rival mongrels; the vampires-also known as dragons, and the gryphons.
Crossover - Twilight & Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2009
It Was Never Meant To Happen by Astronomixicalixa reviews
Why did it happen to her? She was only seven, and filled with the joys of youthful innocence. And why are all these memories haunting someone else? Especially when they're not memories at all...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009
Like Father, Like Son by Arashi-Kumo reviews
Hatred, guilt, shame. Three moments in the life of Hatake Kakashi. Includes mentions of Obito, Sakumo, and Rin. Appearance by Namikaze Minato.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Countdown by TheWestDriver reviews
He is so thin now that he can disappear into nothingness. MurtaghxEragon. EraMur. Slash.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Now And Always by Arashi-Kumo reviews
It's been two years, and Genma still can't move on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
How Orochimaru really lost his sanity by Arashi-Kumo reviews
It all started with some blackmail, a henge, and of course some crossdressing....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Marriage Counselors by Lyrastar reviews
One way Denny and Alan's wedding night might have gone. Slash.
Boston Legal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Lap Dog by Maki-chan XD reviews
Shino goes bug hunting and is interupeded by Kiba, a discussion leads to smut. HARD YAOI ShinoKiba, one of my first lemons so be kind plz
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Goodbye Mr Cullen by xlovestory reviews
I can’t continue this anymore. I have to get out of this blooming large whole I’ve let myself fall into. Because being in love with this man will gain me nothing. Only a broken heart - something I can live without. BxE oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Promises by Contemptus Saeculi reviews
It's the night before L leaves for Japan. Someone isn't too happy about that, and in desperation, a promise is made. It's a shame promises are always broken. LxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - L, Mello
Once Upon A December by Iphigenie reviews
What if Hatori had never fallen in love with Kana? What if he had met someone else instead? A girl named Hikari Aino ... Hatori/OC, more chapters will follow. Reviews would be great! Finally finished, enjoy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hatori S. - Complete
I Hate Myself For Losing You by IWillBeBlackStar reviews
AU Edward/OC slash for those fans. Please read and review Don't want to give anything away
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Edward
Absolute Romance by IchiEki reviews
Riiko Izawa thought she had it all. The perfect boyfriend especially. but when Night starts falling for another girl, can Riiko survive with Night through a break-up?
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Riiko I., Night T.
Truth by MonPetitCoeur reviews
After Rosette and Chrno's peaceful death.Azmaria found a parchment one day. A poem. It was the last words of a certain person. Tears fell from her eyes. But...who could have written that poem? And to whom was it for? RxC. Requested.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Chrono, Rosette C. - Complete
Brighter Days by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Returning to the table, she poured whiskey into the three glasses, raising one. “To brighter days.” Roy, Riza, Olivia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Olivier A., Roy M. - Complete
On Wings of Gold by Major Sonic Freak reviews
Daisuke's son, Daichii, now has a son of his own to continue Dark's legacy, two in fact. It is now Daika and Daiku's 14th birthday and since they are twins, no one is really sure who is the phantom thief.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Qualia, Dark M.
A Page in her Diary by VioletMoonlights reviews
Dear Diary, ...He’s a true friend to me. But I got this feeling in my heart that grows warm inside whenever I approach Chrono. I think…I think I like him. Not as a friend, but more. I…I think I love him...
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Rosette C., Chrono - Complete
Love is just a word by Rimshooter reviews
Four years after the end of the anime, Chi and Hideki do the impossible- become the parents of a traumatized six-year old who hates persacoms. Better summary inside. R & R. Rating may or may not go up. Hiatus.
Chobits - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
A Bedtime Story by Silvertongued Mischief reviews
Mary tells Erin a Story of the First Immortals. Oneshot that came to me the night I watched Hancock for the first time.
Hancock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Truth by GoneDrake reviews
Raquel's thoughts about Evernight.
Evernight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
When Past turns to Present by bloodyflowers1721 reviews
It's been an entire year since Night shut down fer good. But recent technology and a bizzare whim awakes what Riiko though she'd never see again! Now, witness the old romance starting all over again!
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2008
Wind Scattered by Arashi-Kumo reviews
How does one forgive themselves when they've let what's precious to them die? Naruto remembers his time with Jiraiya, bringing forth memoires that are precious. JiraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Medication by NezkovSou reviews
The shattered Edward Elric refused to believe that he was Roy Mustang. Then who was the Roy Edward believed was Roy? How was Edward Elric shattered? Where did he run away to when he was still here? And how could that be?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,769 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Disturbia Everything is Not What it Seems by IWillBeBlackStar reviews
Nothing is what it seems. Deaths, blood, insanity, some gore, vampires, wolves, vampires, did I mention vampires?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dont be taken away from me! by EdwardsGirl01 reviews
Night Tenjo is repaired after just 5 yrs, and is ok'd back to Tokyo, and back to Riiko Izawa. Lil does he know...during the 5 yrs he was gone...Tokyo has been at war with the USA...will Night find Riiko dead or alive. And will she be able to take him back
Absolute Boyfriend - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2008
What Is The Unknown by chibisansempei reviews
Gaara is at a horrible party. A serving girl is out doing her job and catches his eye. She isn't afraid, instead she gives him a look that he cant quit place. That look will haunt him for a life time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Forever Unnamed by chibisansempei reviews
A girl from Suna decides to give up her code of conduct and end pain that she can't even decide exists or not. Gaara tries to convince her, in his own way, that she shouldn't do it. He even gets a hug. -Not OOC... I think.- Suicide. Kinda fast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Nowhere Left To Hide by one-regret-103 reviews
Just on top of each was a single white lily, all except the one before them. That one had entire bouquet placed elegantly before it." Very slight NaruSasu, could be seen as only friendship. For the wonderful ColorsOver!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
PeregrineFlight by StarSerallina reviews
Celie is Nicias daughter. She's purely peregrine and idolizes her father's ability. Her Mother Sela died when she was very young, because her mother's magic was unstable. Now Celie struggles with her magic and the falcon world around her, trying to escape
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008
Blending by Eighty-Five reviews
Just a mature fic I've been writing. Reviews are love. sasorixdeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Dangers of Eavesdropping by flowerofsin reviews
An attempt at humor. Ikkaku and Yumichika overhear a conversation.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Are you awake sasuke? by ritsuka's cousin reviews
Naruto and sasuke are teenagers and are sharing are sharing a bed because kakashi forgot to reserve roons with single beds for himself,Iruka,Sasuke and Naruto,ACCIDENTALLY of course.The conversation between the two..really funny, rated M just in case
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Rescued from the Abyss by hpish reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the abusive Dursleys. Snape discovers that there is more to Harry Potter than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Jurisprudence by Lyrastar reviews
From the week that Denny and Alan were sleeping together. Or was it possibly longer? SLASH.
Boston Legal - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
One Kiss: Goodbye by Ishte reviews
Winry rebuilt the arm Scar destroyed. Now Edward must continue on his journey with his brother. But he's got something to say to his Mechanic before he leaves...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Until next time, love by saucywench20 reviews
Oneshot. Very fluffy. ItaNaru. Onesided NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Damien's Unwilling Bride reviews
Craig and Tweek are happy in their relationship and have been for a few years. Damien has decided on a bride to take, forcing both teens find how black the anti-Christ's heart is, and what he's willing to do to prove he's a demon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,300 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
In the Night reviews
Cartman is dragged along to a party in the woods where Marjorine is the entertainment.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
The First Night reviews
Halloween night was just supposed to be another one of those holidays Kyle got to spend with his friends, but a deep-rooted secret will awaken a monster within him and change everything about him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
Santo Roma's Richiesta reviews
TWOSHOT - On one not-so-unusual day, Italy and Germany get a visit from a friend Italy hasn't seen in years, Holy Rome. During his visit, Holy Rome makes a request that he hopes Germany will accept. Though Germany isn't so sure if he should.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Fly reviews
Songfic to "Fly to Stay Alive" by maNga
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
He Misses Him reviews
Craig is all but gone, never remembering anything or anyone, but Kyle refuses his side. - Songfic to "She Misses Him" by Tim Rushlow
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T. - Complete
The BR Act reviews
Cartman is now leading the country and has passed a new law to better control the population. The place testing this new law? South Park, Colorado.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,962 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Hero reviews
It's the American Revolution and for his freedom, America would be willing to sacrifice anything. - Songfic to Skillet's "Hero"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A World So Cold reviews
Christophe and Gregory are involved with a guild of assassins that turns out to be more dangerous than either of them ever anticipated. When the order comes down that one of them must die, will the other be able to fulfill their orders?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Mine reviews
He's mine...mine...mine...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Prey reviews
Confused for 10 years about his friend's abandonment, Kyle makes a horrible mistake: he marries Eric Cartman. 6 months afterward, he realizes this mistake but can't and won't do anything about it. Until a certain raven-haired man comes back into his life.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,756 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
Not Exactly reviews
Heaven isn't what people think it is...and I hate going there. - Rated T for some ideologically sensitive material.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Don't Deny reviews
Don't deny what you feel in your heart, because you never know what could happen.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
When Jealousy Goes Too Far reviews
Jealousy is a powerful emotion, but when it becomes uncontrollable, the unthinkable can happen.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pip and Damien reviews
Pip has always felt alone, but never as much so as when his guardian abandons him. All he wants now is to be loved by someone, anyone, but never thought that he'd find it with the most evil teen alive.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,659 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Pip P., Damien
Heroes Rise Again reviews
It's been 7 years since the last time Coon and Friends made any kind of appearance. Now everyone's 16 and have grown out of those childish personas, but they will have to join together once again to stop two of their own friends, but this time's different
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,274 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Insanity reviews
Kyle is suffering from two mental conditions that have left him confused about everything lately. Except for one thing: his feelings for his best friend. -A request from DA-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fill Me With Your Madness reviews
Kyle's so sick of his daily routine; he needs something to cure his boredom. Kenny and Stan might just have the answer.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
Unfinished Journey reviews
TWOSHOT! It's been years since Kenny and Butters have seen each other, and much has changed with both of them. The only thing that hasn't seemed to have changed are their feelings for each other.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Fire and Gasoline reviews
"I never loved you." "And I didn't love you." A songfic to Chris Young's "Tomorrow."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Heart of a Slave reviews
In South Park it's normal for a seventeen-year-old boy to have a sex slave they bought from a company somewhere in Colorado. But Kyle doesn't want one, not because he doesn't want to have sex, but because he believes more in love than in mindless sex.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kyle B.
That Don't Impress Kyle reviews
Kyle's really tired of Stan, Kenny, and Cartman bickering over him, so he has a solution...maybe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
Losing You reviews
Losing the person you love is the most painful experience in the world, but what if you were supposed to die with them but couldn't?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Congratulations reviews
"Congratulations, you've done something right." A songfic to "Congratulations" by Blue October.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Study Session reviews
Stan needed help studying for a final exam, so Kyle offered to help. But 16-year-old boys are easily distracted...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Memory of the Darkness reviews
-Sequel to WTF!- After reading the flash fiction Cartman wrote about Stan and Kyle, Kenny remembers the memory that has caused him nothing but pain for months.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Everything Has a Price reviews
I'm with Kyle, but I love him. Why can't he love me in return?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
What Hurts the Most reviews
"Just remember, you're never alone."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Your Acceptance reviews
Kyle has a secret that's stopping him from telling Stan how he feels, but when Stan tells him his feelings, Kyle will risk rejection to let him know he feels the same.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Alone With Forever reviews
-Sister to "Separate Lives"- I don't love him at all, and I want to leave him so bad, but to keep Butters safe, I have to stay with him. All I can hope is that he doesn't find out that I go to my beloved's side whenever I leave our apartment...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S.
WTF! reviews
Why would Stan even think about doing such a thing to hurt Kyle?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Impossible reviews
"Are you sure you're reading that right?" "Yes, I am!" "But this...this is impossible..."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,577 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Just so You Could Get High reviews
A oneshot inspired by Nickelback's "Just to Get High." - Kyle had a dangerous addiction, and it might not have killed him had he just allowed his best friend in instead of stealing from him and trying to run.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Assassin's Creed: Avenger reviews
Stan learns Kyle's greatest secret and wants to be part of it. He's turned away by everyone at first, but after Kyle's death, he quickly takes his best friend's place only to find the person he needs to kill, the leader of the Templars, is also a friend.
Crossover - South Park & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Stan M., Desmond M.
Beauty and the Beast reviews
Kenny had no love in his heart and was cursed for it. For 20 years, he lived alone, hating his own hideous appearance, not caring that his only chance to recover his beauty was love. But that was before he met Stan Marsh...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
I Wanna Ride You reviews
Stan's depressed about Kyle being away for college and doesn't think anyone notices. Kenny does though, and has the perfect remedy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Fallen Angel reviews
To escape the man that released an ancient side of him better left dead, Edd returns home for his college's winter break. While there, he finds Ed and Eddy aren't the reason that side of him was unleashed, but instead because of a certain jock. Kev/2D
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Edd, Kevin
Merry Christmas Double D reviews
When Eddy breaks his heart, Edd turns to the most unlikely place for comfort and finds more. Kevin/2D
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
Reborn reviews
Link and Zelda sealed Ganon in the Sacred Realm, where he later died. Generations later, the descendants of Link and Zelda are forced to repeat history as Ganon's reincarnation threatens to steal the Tri-Force.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010
Midnight Cat reviews
Ikuto Tsukiyomi is sent to Cross Academy to retrieve an X Egg for Easter, but when he finds he's attracted to Zero Kiryu, he forgets his mission until he realizes Zero might be the one he was sent to find.
Crossover - Vampire Knight & Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Zero K., Ikuto T.
Pandora reviews
-Sequel to "Nothing Else Matters"- Stan is thirty-five and has gone through the worst loss in his life. In response, he decides his best option is to Earth and go to a newly discovered planet in order to start a new life...
Crossover - South Park & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Stan M.
Nothing Else Matters reviews
A Style songfic to "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Violate Me reviews
Yet another night of boredum for Bender and Fry leads to a few minutes of torture for Fry that he'll never forget.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2010 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
Separate Lives reviews
When Stan was banished from South Park for not wanting to vote in elementary, he somehow managed to avoid PETA, and ended up in Denver, where he was raised by a young, college-bound woman. But ever since he left, things in South Park have gone to hell...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
He'll Walk reviews
It was prom night and Butters owed Kenny for making him go to prom. Unfortunately, Kenny lets the wrong thing slip and what happens afterward will determine if their relationship will work.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Anything but Love reviews
-Slight AU- songfic to "SOS - Anything but Love" by Apocalyptica - feat. Cristina Scabbia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kendra reviews
It's been 7 years since Kenny's death, and the boys try to visit his grave as much as they can. Now that they've become aware of who they are and the people around them, they may find something that the McCormick's tried to keep hidden. -Slight AU-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Test reviews
-Full summary inside- Seeing how well the BR Act works in Japan, the American government has decided to run a test of their own version of the Battle Royale. Without informing any of the public, government officials summon...
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010
Dear Dawn reviews
It's been twenty years since Shuya Nanahara and Noriko Nakagawa escaped The Program, and their daughter is now attending Shiroiwa Junior High. Without any warning, her class gets dragged into The Program... Who will win?
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
The Opera Continues reviews
--Full summary inside-- It’s been ten years since Shiloh left, and Amber took over GeneCo; many things have changed in that time. Not all for the better. Now, Shiloh returns to the city she was raised in, and moves into the house she was prisoner in...
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shilo, Graverobber
Rouge reviews
-Full summary inside- Arisa Namikaze, the former captain of Squad Ten. Years ago, she went against a direct order from Central Forty-Six in order to save her Lieutenant, Rangiku Matsumoto from a Vizard. Her orders...Tosh/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
City of Changed Memories reviews
-Posted by popular request- Sequel to “My Surrender”. It’s been ten years since Raven left the Teen Titans in order to have some time alone to think about how she felt for Starfire... --Full summary inside--
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Raven, Starfire
Queen Elicia reviews
--Sequel to "Elicia in Wonderland"-- “Running away from destiny will get you nowhere.” What the Cheshire Cat said was true… Elicia Liddell is now 30-years-old and is engaged... --Full summary inside--
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - White Rabbit, Cheshire Cat
My Surrender reviews
Raven has agreed to sing at Robin and Starfire's wedding, but not for their benefit. She needs to get a message to Starfire, and knows no other way to do so.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Martial Artist
--Full summary inside-- Twins Miyabe and Mikami Yumie were once the greatest martial arts champions in their respective divisions. For six years, from the age of seven, they defended their titles with little hope of ever being beaten...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009
Memory Love reviews
A young girl from Xing with a forgotten past travels to Amestris to discover herself. While there, she happens to run into the perv of the Amestrian Army. But...he could be the key to unlocking her unfortunate past.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jean H.
Strength Takes Time reviews
----Sequel to "I Gave Him the Time"---- If love takes strength, then strength must take time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009
My Immortal reviews
A songfic to "My Immortal" by Evanescence. George's thoughts on Fred's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - George W. - Complete
Fallen Leaves reviews
--Full summary inside-- There have been many kidnappings lately in the quiet village of Konohagakure; all who were kidnapped were killed brutally. When a young girl comes to Konoha to... Neji/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Neji H.
Snake's Shadow reviews
--Spoilers-- The rivalry between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow is more than meets the eye. Ever since they first “met” they’ve each held a secret inside of them... Snake/Storm
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/20/2009
Darth Vader's Apprentice reviews
-Set during/after Obi-Won's death- Her real family was killed, so Ben Kenobi took her in. Now that he's dead, and she's left on a Sith ship, what will happen to her? And where will her loyalties now lie?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Darth Vader
Our Immortal reviews
He's hyper and over-optimistic. She's down to Earth and pessimistic. How does anyone expect these two to fall in love? Tobi/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Obito U./Tobi
Elicia in Wonderland reviews
The year is 2000, but the story - for the most part - is still the same. With the descendants of the Liddell family trying to protect their youngest, Elicia, from going to Wonderland as Alice did, but failing, lots of trouble can happen.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Cheshire Cat, White Rabbit - Complete
True X reviews
Another child has had their Chara Egg awakened from inside of them, nothing new. So, what's the problem? The problem is that this Chara Egg has the same appearance as an X-Egg, though it's clearly not one. What kind of Shugo Chara will be born from this?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Amu H.
Spiral Wind reviews
Set three years after the end of “Memories of Nobody”. Senna is still the same, insane, hyperactive girl she was whenever she departed from the world of the living forever. Or, was it forever? ---Full summary inside---
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Senna
Itsu Momasen Ren'ai Suru reviews
--The title can be translated to "Not Always, Love", I just like the Japanese title better-- ---Full summary inside---Hikaru has always had a soft spot for Haruhi, though he’s too embarrassed to admit it. Kaoru has always... ?/Haru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Haruhi F.
Be Prepared reviews
An AU songfic to "Be Prepared" from The Lion King. ---Full summary inside--- Tamaki is the king of a proud and unchallenged country. Everyone loves him, and expects his son to do the same. But there is another, darker person...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Poor Unfortunate Souls reviews
A songfic to "Poor Unfortunate Souls" ---Full summary inside--- Kyouya has always had a peculiar ability to be able to give anyone whatever they wanted, no matter how unattainable it seems...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Daughter Niwa reviews
What if there was another Phantom Thief in the Niwa family? What if this thief was a girl? Daisuke has a twin sister that will be this other thief...but what's this other Phantom Thief's personality like?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Daisuke N., Wiz
I Gave Him the Time reviews
Sequel to "Give Him the Time"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lee R. - Complete
Always Be There reviews
It doesn't matter what people think of you, if you love someone, love them until you die. Sato/Dai
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H.
A Monster Among Humans reviews
Sally and Jack's second child turned out to be more than they had ever thought was possible. So, in order to keep the peace in Halloween Town, Dr. Finklestein taks the child and leaves it at a orphanage in the human world.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009
Fallen reviews
----A Legend of Twilight story---- Years ago, Kite made a promise to Aura's second daughter to free The World and Aura. But, how badly does this girl want the promise to come true?
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Shugo, Rena
Journal's of Desperate Ninjas
The final journal entries of the "Naruto" ninjas if they decided to commit suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009
The Last Sentinel: Living Drones
----Full summary inside---- While hiding underground from the Drones, the Rebel Militia has slowly been teaching anyone and everyone the art of war from an early age. They refused to back down even... --Rated M for violence, language, and possible gore--
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Published: 6/24/2009
Naruto Side Stories
A bunch of Narutio side stories I found in the archives of my computer. Please keep in mind that some of these - like the first one - were written at least 4 years ago. Please be patient with the bad writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,057 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Anything for Love reviews
Set 100 years before "Hawksong". Valene said that the falcons detest any mixed-blood children, and romance between two kinds are looked down upon. What could've set off such hate for such simple love?
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
Breathe no More
----Twilight AU: Full summary inside---- Having her father as a Major in the US Army is almost more than Renesmee Cullen can take. Their family is constantly moving around the country for one reason or another...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Once Upon a Time reviews
Set 150 years before "Twilight". Before Edward and Bella met there must have been another girl Edward loved. One almost exactly like Bella, though a little more polite. If that were so, just how did she die? Edward/OC --POV changes from Edward to my OC--
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward
Returning reviews
Her ancestors left the lands of the shifters, never wanting themselves or their descendants involved with the affairs there. Now, in the year 2009, the current leader of one of the shifter's societies has come to take her back to be the new leader.
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009
Temari's Second Chance reviews
A Naruto AU songfic to "Second Chance" by Shinedown. ----Full summary inside----
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Temari - Complete
Me and You reviews
A one-chapter Chrno Crusade AU song-fic to "I'm Like a Lawyer - Me and You " by Fall Out Boy
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Chrono, Rosette C. - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
The sister story to "Protector". ----Written in PikAScene's OC's, Arisa's POV----
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ichigo K.
Forgiveness is Hell reviews
----Full summary inside---- With Rosette dead and their contract terminated because she cut it off right before her death, Chrno is living with the knowledge that he couldn’t save her... ----Redone from the original to better fit the manga storyline----
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Chrono
It's Over
A one-chapter prequel to "Forgiveness is Hell". ---Sorry if this seems a bit odd, but I wrote this in like 30 minutes---
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Rosette C., Joshua C. - Complete
Tragic Love reviews
A slight AU fic. Naruto and Hinata love each other so much...but they belong to enemy Yakuza that want the other gone upon discovering the other exists. They have been ordered to kill each other, but they would never hurt the other. Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Waiting reviews
A one-shot Deidara/Sasori song-fic to "Right Here" by Staind. ----Requested by SeirentheGothicRainbowSharpie----
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Angel's Lies reviews
A one-chapter Naruto AU fic inspired by both "Concrete Angel" and "Alyssa Lies".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
My Broken Soul reviews
A raven that circles around her prey, watching and waiting until the opportune moment to strike... One should never cross her. Ita/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Itachi U.
After the Rain reviews
A story I found in the archives of my computer from last year. Gaara/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Just a Monster reviews
Gaara hasn't always been alone, when he was a child, for a short while he had a friend who shared his loneliness. After years of solitude, she finally comes back to see him. She's changed from the seemingly carefree girl and it could cost him everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Gaara
Land of the Black Dawn reviews
In a village at the foot of Mt. Briggs, there have been many slayings caused by a "ghost". Without explaining this, Mustang sends the Elrics and Winry to this village in the hopes of discovering the cause. What could have caused someone to want this?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Winry R.
Love Hidden in the Snow reviews
Haku always loved Zabuza, but just didn't know how to say it. When he finally finds the way to say it, he realizes that his feelings will never be returned, so he takes the mission to kill Tazuna. ----Obviously changed from the anime/manga---- Zabu/Haku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Rivalry Love reviews
Written in Light's POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L
Kirie Saito: Lost Sister of the Sharingan reviews
----Full summary inside----
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U.
Why Do I Love You? reviews
A Naruto AU fic. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Chat Room reviews
What would happen if the characters of Naruto discovered chat rooms?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009
Memories of Rust reviews
A one-shot songfic to "Carnival of Rust" by Poets of the Fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
If You Feel
A two or three chapter story following some of the Gennin Squads if they lost their Sensei and/or a teammate. Inspired by "Riot" by Three Days Grace.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009
Phantom Witch reviews
A short songfic to "Angel Witch" by Angel Witch. ----Switches POV from Daisuke to Dark; implies Dark/Daisuke, but is not meant----
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
I Trusted You reviews
A Gaara/OC story inspired by "Haunted" by Evanescence. ----I'm warning you now, there IS Iruka bashing in this story, so don't leave any flames if you don't like it - I like Iruka, but it works with the story----
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Gaara
Do You Still Love Me? reviews
Full summary inside. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Edge of Winter's Night reviews
Hatori and Yukino were friends in High School until she had to leave due to "family" reasons. For seven years, she disappeared from his life, only reappearing again as his medical assistant. But she could also be the one to save him from eternal winter.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Hatori S.
I am Justice reviews
What if someone other than Light had picked up Ryuk's Death Note? Well, they'd be a completely different Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ryuk, L
New Heights reviews
Full summary inside.
Chobits - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2009
Breaking Heart reviews
Sorry if this seems a little sappy, but it came out of literally nowhere.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Destiny Calls Again reviews
A follow up to the "Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker" for those of you who wanted to know what happened after the end of the game. ---Written in Link's P.O.V---
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Link, Tetra
Behind My Eyes reviews
A Naruto AU fic inspired by "Behind These Hazel Eyes" by Kelly Clarkson. ---Sorry if this seems to go a little fast.---
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Tearstained Sand reviews
They hope it's all just a nightmare, a bad dream. But, it's real...even though some of it may not be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Protector reviews
Two soul reapers have been sent to Earth to guard Ichigo after his attempt to save Rukia ends in tragedy, and his memories erased. Written in my OC's - Sadako's - POV.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Ichigo K.
Infatuation
Jack Sparrow was once tossed onto an abandoned island by his crew. While there, he met a girl, another pirate left there because of her captain. When they parted ways, they never expected to see each other again.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Give Him The Time reviews
All anyone ever needs is someone to truly accept them for the person they are. There's someone for everyone, though it may take a while to notice. Lee/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Lee R. - Complete
Desperate reviews
A songfic to "Desperate" by David Archuleta Krad/Dark
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
A Place of Refuge reviews
She was supposed to be just an experiment. A killing machine for the Sound. The last thing Orochimaru expected was for his "precious" experiment to develop like a normal girl and want a life of her own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Shino A.
Give Me a Reason for my Love reviews
A young girl just trying to escape being an outcast seems to find more than she thought possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Gaara
Fire and Ice reviews
A Naruto AU fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Wounded reviews
Inspired by "Wounded" by Good Charlotte
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Into the Darkness reviews
I just wanted to save myself, to get away from death...I never counted on falling in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Neji H.
The Girl's Mission! reviews
An idea that spawned from a conversation between me and my friends last year at our lunch table about why Kankuro wears the hat.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Carnival of Rust reviews
Inspired by "Carnival of Rust" by Poets of the Fall
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Fallen Angel's Love Song reviews
A valuable piece of artwork that has the power to begin or extinguish love becomes the mediator for many unlikely circumstances. Dark/OC Sato/OC Two different OCs
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Dark M.
Your Guardian Angel reviews
Don't worry, he'll watch over you from the moment he dies until the end of eternity. A song-fic to "Your Guardian Angel" by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Obi/Kaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
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