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I got a book published! (Yaay!) It's called Blood Moon and it is for sale at lulu.com. Book 2, Silver Moon, is available. Book 3, Clear Moon, is now available. Here is the link to my storefront:
Name: Dakota Cox/Sadako Akatsuka(I am called this a lot on the internet) (Or Rin, Oneesan, little sister, or Koibito, depending on who you are.)
Alternate Personality: Rayne Penbar (She chose her own name. It's quite sad that she didn't wanna share my last name at least. ;_;)
Gender: I think it's obvious, but I might as well tell you: female
Likes: Starbucks, anime, manga, Sci-Fi shows and movies, Horror movies, Harlequin novels, comedy shows/stand-up comics, women, Japanese Rock, Swedish Pop, old Country music (Alan Jackson, George Strait, etc), Amelia Atwater-Rhodes' books, Erotica novels, Guitar Hero/Rock Band, Call of Duty, Musical movies, (will add more later...)
Dislikes: Most veggies, Dance music, Rave music, crappy art/writing, dicks (the figurative sense - not the store.), College (so far), (might add more later...)
Hates: Westboro Baptist Church (they all need to die slowly and painfully!!)
Favorite Movies: The Princess Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Battlestar Galactica: Razor, Carrie(original), The Dark Half, Needful Things, Misery, Desperation, Rose Red, Stay Alive, White Noise, The Amityville Horror(remake), Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, Bleach: Memories of Nobody, Bleach: The Diamond Dust Rebellion, He's Just Not That Into You, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Death Race, Alice in Wonderland, The Last Sentinel, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, 2012, Daybreakers, 300 (might add more)
Favorite Anime/Manga: Chrno Crusade, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shugo Chara!, Naruto, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Kare Kano, Tyrant Falls in Love, Chobits, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, DN Angel, Vampire Knight, First Love Sisters, Strawberry Panic, Blood+ (AKA; Blood: The Last Vampire), Trinity Blood, We Were There (Bokura ga Ita), (will add more)
Favorite Books: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, Cut, Blade Silver: Color me Scarred, The Bar Code Tattoo, Battle Royale, Twilight Saga, Harry Potter Series, Inheritance Series, Den of Shadows Quartet, Kiesha'ra Series, Born in Trilogy, Night World Series, Story of O, Cell, Blaze, Duma Key, Carrie, Cujo, The Rose and The Shield, The Promise, Irish Charmers: The Mighty Quinns, (will add more)
Favorite Cartoons: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Spongebob Squarepants, Teen Titans, Fairly Odd Parents, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Rugrats(original series), (might add more)
Random facts: Hmm...there are a few...1) If life were like the "Kiesha'ra" series, I would be a wolf shapeshifter! 2) I blame the people I beta for, for my Carpal Tunnel.
Favorite Quotes: "When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity." ~ John F. Kennedy
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." ~ Chris Rock
"All this has happened before, and it will happen again...again...again...again...again..." ~ "Hybrid" - Battlestar Galactica: Razor
"Team Jacob, 'cause REAL men don't sparkle." ~ ??
"Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?" ~ Peanut - Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
"Someone once asked me, did I think I was the best future for my little girl...? No one in this world is perfect - heaven knows I'm not - but I love her more than anyone else in this world ever could. In the end, that's all that matters." ~ Jensen Ames - Death Race
"Pour me something tall and strong/Make it a hurricane before I go insane/It's only half past twelve/But I don't care/It's five'o'clock somewhere" ~ Alan Jackson - "Five'o'clock Somewhere" (That's more like something to live by than an actual quote, but who really cares?)
"...You can kiss your ass-teroid goodbye." ~ Ellen Degeneres
"I'd never given much thought as to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love sounds like a good way to go." ~ Bella - Twilight
"Pain is weakness leaving the body." ~ The U.S. Marines
"Time passes, people move like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition, young love will become deep affection, the clear water's surface reflects growth." ~ The Legend of Zelda
"You know what people say when you assume...you're just a bitch." ~ Courtney - Two and a Half Men
"(Edward) And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. (Bella) What a stupid lamb. (Edward) What a sick, masochistic lion." ~ Twilight
"Search your feelings Jeff-fa-fa...Dun-ham...dot coooooom!" ~ Peanut - Juff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
"Everything's got a moral, if you can only find it." ~ Duchess - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
"Why don't we wait...until the road is broken...before we give up?" ~ Satella - Chrno Crusade
"I will not let anything harm you. I will bear your weight...and not leave you by yourself." ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade
"You had given me many things...We laughed and cried together... The first candy you gave me...even now, I can remember its flavor. The time has come to return the favor." ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade
"Doesn't matter who it is...no one can get everything they wish for. There has to be some compromise. Let us enjoy being together...through the good times and the bad. Even though humanity will struggle endlessly, at least, they will not complain...and try to seek out that one best solution." ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade
"Death doesn't stop love, it only delays it for a little while." ~ Wesley - The Princess Bride
"No matter who it is...not having to rely on others, and being able to reign over the 'worlds end'. But...the system tightly controls humanity, strips them of freedom, and the strength of their wings to fly... Government...religion...society... Whether it be God or Demon...it's all just a creation of someone's imagination. A method for binding humanity to society. That is what I hate the most!" ~ Aion - Chrno Crusade
"It is because of her...I'm able to continue fighting! It is because of her...that we are here now... That's why...I wish to create a future for her!" ~ Chrno - Chrno Crusade
"True Epic Failure is when you tell someone that you just failed at something, spell 'fail' wrong, smack yourself in the face for doing so and accidently poke your eye, fall over laughing at how much fail at life, trip down the stairs to tell someone else how you failed, forgot why you went there when you finally made it, worded it wrong TWICE when you finally remembered, then triped back up the stairs to facebook it and spell it wrong again!" ~ Amanda Vatne (chibisansempei)
"It's better to go out with a bang than to fade away." ~ Sgt Anchilles - The Last Sentinel
"(Isabelle) Do you think mom and dad will be angry when they find out? (Simon) That you traded your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog, and dresses like the Child Hunter from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" ~City of Ashes
"I am badass, and I acknowledge that you, too, are badass." ~Simon - City of Bones
"(Katelyn) ...And then Sasuke came up behind Sai and snapped his neck. (Jade) Wow... (Me) Probably because Sai is obbsessed with Naruto's penis. (Jared) So Fai--Sai was obbsessed with Naruto's penis, so Sasuke snapped his neck? (Josh) Flying penis snapping your neck? (Katelyn) O.o (Me, Randy, and Jade) --laughing-- (Jared) --laughing-- What?! (Josh) You said it! (Jared) I did not! (Josh) Yeah, you did! You said, 'flying penis snapping your neck'! (Jared) I stuttered!" Yes, this was an actual conversation at the lunch table I sit at, at school. I hang out with some weird guys.
"Evil beware. We have waffles." ~Raven - Teen Titans
"(Beast Boy) Remember when Killer Moth made an army of mutant moths and forced Robin to take his daughter to prom and he was like- bleh! -and you were like- rrr! -and Robin was like- smugh... -but then we found Killer Moth and I was like- Dude! -and Raven was like- zzzzzt! -and Cyborg was like- Boo-yah! -and we kicked his butt and the mutant moths turned back into these cute little wormy things? (Starfire) Um...yes?" ~Teen Titans
"(Frodo) You're late. (Gandalf) A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." ~The Lord of the Rings
"We're leaning on each other, or at least I can pretend/That we didn't lose it all again/It could have been different/It could've all been (the) same" ~David Cook - "Fall Back Into Me" - David Cook
"Alice, Alice… the queen is raging/The Cheshire cat with his smile fading/A pawn/Eight/Squares/Now her majesty/We’re curious to know which hole you followed the white rabbit down" ~"Alice Alice" - Victim Effect
"(Judge) Well, well, have we learned anything from this? (Alan) Yes. I've learned that from here, you smell like cheese." ~Boston Legal
"Twilight is not about vampires, it's about humanoid disco balls with super powers." ~Amanda "Joerge" Vatne (chibisansempei)
I guess y'all deserve to know about what's going on with my stories since I haven't updated in a while...well:
Prey-(Chapter 29 is up) Final Chapter will be up soon
Pip and Damien-(Chapter 13 is up) Chapter 14 will be up soon
Heroes Rise Again-(Chapter 17 is up) Chapter 18 will be up soon
Heart of a Slave-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be up soon
Assassin's Creed: Avenger-Next chapter will be up soon
Beauty and the Beast-COMPLETE!!!!
Alone With Forever-(Chapter 11 is up) Chapter 12 will be up soon
Fallen Angel-Next chapter will be up soon.
Reborn-Next chapter will be up soon
Pandora-Next chapter will be up soon
Midnight Cat-(Chapter 6 is up) Chapter 7 will be up soon
He'll Walk-(Chapter 5 is up) Chapter 6 will be up soon
Kendra-(Chapter 10 is up) Chapter 11 will be up soon
Test-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be up soon
The Opera Continues-Next chapter will be up soon
City of Changed Memories-Next chapter will be up soon
Dear Dawn-(Chapter 7 is up) Chapter 8 will be up soon
Rouge-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be posted soon
Martial Artist-(Chapter 2 is up) Chapter 3 will be posted soon
Queen Elicia-(Chapter 3 is up) Chapter 4 will be posted soon
Fallen Leaves-Might take some time
Snake's Shadow-Should be updated asap
Our Immortal-Will be updated soon
Darth Vader's Apprentice-Should be updated soon
Spiral Wind-Will be updated soon
True X-Should be updated soon
Itsu Momasen Ren'ai Suru-Next chapter will be up soon
Strength Takes Time-(Chapter 7 is up) Next chapter will be up soon
A Monster Among Humans-Next chapter will be up soon
Fallen-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Next chapter should be up soon
Living Drones-Next chapter should be up soon
Journal's of Desperate Ninjas-Next chapter will be up soon
Breathe no More-Next chapter should be up soon
Returning-Next chapter will be up soon
Naruto Side Stories-(Chapter 2 is up!) Next chapter will be up soon
Daughter Niwa-(Chapter 2 is up) Next chapter should be up soon
Elicia in Wonderland-Complete!
Land of the Black Dawn-Next chapter hasn't been started
Just a Monster-Next chapter will be up soon
Guardian Angel-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon
Once Upon a Time-(Chapter 4 us up!!) Chapter 5 will be up soon
Anything for Love-(Chapter 2 (3) is up!!) Chapter 3 (4) hasn't been started yet
Kirie Saito: Lost Sister of the Sharingan-Next chapter hasn't been started yet
If You Feel-Next chapter hasn't even been started
Naruto Chat Room-Next chapter will be up soon
Why Do I Love You?-Next chapter hasn't been started
Tragic Love-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon
Forgiveness is Hell-(Chapter 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon
Love Hidden in the Snow-Complete!!
I Trusted You-(Ch. 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 will be up soon
I am Justice-I know what I'm doing for it, but I've got no inspiration
The Edge of Winter's Night-(Ch. 2 is up!) Chapter 3 hasn't been started yet
Do You Still Love Me?-(Ch. 4 is up!) Next chapter will be a little while
New Heights-No inspiration, have no idea where it's going
After the Rain-Finished!!
Destiny Calls Again-No inspiration whatsoever
Always Be There-(Ch. 5 is up!!) Next chapter has been started
Behind My Eyes-Very little inspiration, not enough for a chapter's worth
Tearstained Sand-Don't know where it's going
I Gave Him the Time-Complete!!
Protector-I will update soon
Memory Love-(Chapter 8 is up!!) Chapter 9 should be up soon
A Love for Jack: Infatuation-Very little inspiration, not enough for a chapter
A Place of Refuge-Next chapter's almost done
Give Me a Reason for My Love-I have no idea where it's going
Fire and Ice-No inspiration
Naruto's Wounded-Little inspiration, not even half-a-chapter done
Into the Darkness-Next chapter's almost done
Carnival of Rust-Next chapter's halfway done
Rivalry Love-(Ch. 2 is up!!) Haven't started the next chapter yet
The Fallen Angel's Love Song-Next chapter's almost done
My Broken Soul-(Ch. 2 is up!!) Chapter 3 has not been started
Here are all my favorite pairings in all animes, movies, books, etc. (-=either way) (+ =I'll add more as they come up.)
Sasu/Naru-, Sasu/Saku, Naru/Hina, Gaa/Hina, Jira/Tsu, Oro/Tsu, Kaka/Obi, Ed/Roy-, Ed/Win, Al/Win, Roy/Hughes, Zane/Danica, Nicias/Oliza, Nicias/Lilly, Seba/Kel, Rei/Danica, Ed/Bella, Jacob/Bella, Jacob/Nessie, Sora/Kairi, Riku/Sora-, Riku/Kairi, Erik/Chri, Shika/Tema, Kank/Kiba, Kiba/Shino-, Kiba/Hina, Shino/Hina, Neji/Hina, Link/Midna, Link/Medli, Link/Tetra, Link/Malon, Neji/Ten, Gai/Lee, Sato/Dai-, Dai/Riku, Dai/Risa, Dark/Risa, Dark/Riku, Dark/Krad-, Sato/Risa, Night/Riiko, Chrno/Rose, Hide/Chi, Sou/Riiko, Tama/Mia, Hoto/Mia, Urban/Oliza, Oliza/Betia-, Nicias/Hai, Amu/Ikuto, Amu/Utau-, Amu/Tada, Miki/Tema-, Miki/Kise, Rob/Star, Cyb/Rave, BB/Rave, Star/Rave-, Rob/Rave, Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Craig/Tweek, "Raven"/Kenny, Cartman/Kenny+
Woot! I sold my soul to Zetsu-Sama and Gaara-Sama! Woot! Ain't I just normal? (Sarcastic on all levels)
Okay, people, I don't care if you add my stories to your favorites - in fact, I love it - but could you please also review...? I really do love getting reviews, it gives me confidence. So, please review. Any, and all flames will be given to chibisansempei and Arashi-Kumo to burn your house down in the night.
Here's the link to my FictionPress, please read those stories! http://www.fictionpress.com/~masakiishizeki
Here the link to my TeenInk profile. Please read what's on there and help promote an aspiring writer:
I have a deviantART now, go find me on there. I'm Rayne-Penbar
I belong to the Kiesha'ra RP forum - join if you know anything about this series: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Kieshara_RP/64988//
My adultfanfiction profile:
I run a new Soul Eater RP forum - join if you like this anime/manga: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Paper_Moon_Soul_Eater_RP/70324/
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You Know You're an author when...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. C:
Be Yourself! An original, is always better than a copy.
This is a DIE HARD FANFICTION READING ZONE!
CHILDHOOD is for spoiling ADULTHOOD!
Ladies don't start fights. They laugh at them.
Good girls, are bad girls never gotten caught.
It's not because I'm stubborn. I'm just always right!
I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
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let's Play A Game of 20 Questions!
1. What is your real name and do you have any nicknames?
Real name: Dakota Cox (known online as Sadako Akatsuka)
Nicknames: Rin, Coda, Codi, Koibito, Oneesan, little sister
2. Are you male or female?
3. How old are you?
I'm 16 outside, 10 inside
4. Where do you live?
5. Sexual preference?
Bisexual and proud!
6. What are your favorite anime/manga's
Naruto, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Uzumaki, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Chrno Crusade, Absolute Boyfriend, Fushigi Yugi, Kare Kano, Chobits
7. What is your OTP?
Oliza/Betia (Wolfcry - The Kiesha'Ra series)
8. Any other favorite pairing(s) you think you should mention?
Naruto: Sasu/Naru, Saso/Dei, Kiba/Shino, Kiba/Hina, Shino/Hina, Ita/Kisa
Death Note: Ryu/Light
The Kiesha'Ra: Seba/Kel, Zane/Danica, Nicias/Hai
9. If you were stranded on a desert island what 3 things would you bring and why?
1. Notepad and pen; to keep myself entertained
2. An MP3 Player; I need meh music!
3. PSP; Games!
10. Any favorite bands?
Papa Roach, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Rascal Flatts, Paramore, Coldplay
11. What about favorite foods?
Pizza, Grilled Cheese, Steak, Chicken
12. Favorite colour?
13. Favorite books and their authors?
Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer
Inheritence series by Christopher Paolini
Cujo, Carrie, Cell, Duma Key, Blaze, and Rose Madder by Stephen King
Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling
Lord of the Rings trilogy, and The Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien
The Kiesha'Ra series, and the Den of Shadows series by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
15. What do you hate most?
Rich snobby preps
16. What is your happiest memory?
So far that would be the first time I could say, "I love you." to my girlfriend
17. Do you have any goals in life?
To finish and sell a book
18. What is your favorite lyric and what song is it from?
"Jillian, our dream ended long ago/All our stories and all our glory I held so dear/We won't be together forever and ever/No more tears/I'll always be here/'Till the end" ~"Jillian" - Within Temptation
19. Any piercings? Where?
One, ear lobe
20. Who are your real life heros?
My father; First Sgt Kevin Cox of the US Army
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Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
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4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
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10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
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CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker Snowstorm25, Haku's No. 1 Girl, Suki-Itami
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've known your best friend since kindeegawden, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to be a part of the Official Molly Weasley Fan Club, copy this into your profile.
If you want to talk to Voldemort through the Diary Horcrux, copy this into your profile.
If for all of DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your
If you blame a failing grade on A) the teacher hating you, B) being Confunded, C) anything but the fact that you didn't study, copy this into your profile.
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.
I AM IN SIRIUS/SERIOUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.
If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile
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If you think Jessica and Mike belong together because they're both annoying and stupid, paste this into your profile .
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think SasUKE was called SasUKE for a reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a clear glass door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever said something really stupid, (i.e.: 'There's no d in doge') without realising it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate High School Musical and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read yaoi slash just to pass the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a crush on a seriously girly-looking anime character (i.e.: Haku or Deidara), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cannot hit a tennis ball for toffee, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think FF.net, DeviantART or Quizilla are the best sites EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If English Dubs REALLY piss you off, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If Russian dubs piss you off EVEN MORE, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend time making these 'copy and paste' thing up just out of boredom, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you think there's absolutely nothing wrong with swearing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Naruto is the best anime EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think German is the funniest language in existance, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're not Japanese, but wish you were, copy and paste this onto your profile.
90 of Twilight readers thing Edward Cullen is a total Sex God. If you're part of the 10 whom he just pisses off, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that having 2 half-Japanese friends constitutes to having 1 full Japanese friend, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love CHEESE and are proud, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever sworn really loudly, then realised the room's gone silent, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish your homework was asexual so it would do itself, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If the only words you know in a certain language are swear words, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're NOT a vampire, yet like to bite things, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've written 'copy and paste this onto your profile' so many times you could write it blindfolded on an invisible keyboard, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of the few Team Jacob fans in existence, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you live in a world where Rosette didn't die and she ended up living with Chrno for at least another fourty years then copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, i like pie123, aliceeyy-chan,Desert Rose123124, Suki-Itami
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe racism and segregation is wrong and want to let everyone else know, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.JoongStar,Desert Rose123124, Suki-Itami
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.
Sasori will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on), copy & past this in your profile.
If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.
SEXUAL ABUSE & ANY TYPE OF ABUSE IS WRONG!
& THAT IS WHY!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
1 You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (X)
10 You just sang them to make sure. (X)
15 You have accidentally caught something on fire. (X)
31 You have fallen out of your chair before. (X)
96 you've seen the 'Charlie the unicorn' Video. (X) I love it!!
Add up how many checked boxes you have and divide it by 100.(there are 100 questions)
69... what a perverted number
if you re-post the things that people send you, not because you're scared of what will happen if you dont, but hope that what it promises will happen if you do, copy and paste this into your profile
List twelve of your characters from twilight, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No...and I don't plan on it
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?’
...That. Would. Be. Hell!!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Nope. He's in the stories though
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jasper and Nessie... He's her uncle!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
I'd have to say Bella/Emmett because, lets face it, anyone who reads Bella/Charlie is a straight up creep!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Carlisle walked in on Nessie and Billy... I think a vampire would learn how to faint.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Alice/Charlie: She helped him when Bella was hurt, and they became so close. Alice had only imagined Charlie as a close friend though, never anything more. But, she realizes that she just can't fight these feelings that are growing.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jacob/Caius... I sure as hell hope not! Jakey-Kun is mine!!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Carlisle/Billy: Helping Hand (Yeah, that's out of nowhere)
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Caius: "It's Easy Being Evil" by ?? (I don't remember who sings it)
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Jacob/Jasper/Billy: Crack threesome and sexual content
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Just a moment ago
14. "(1. Jacob) and (7. Carlisle) are in a happy relationship until (7. Carlisle) runs off with (4. Seth). (1. Jacob), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11. Esme) and a brief unhappy affair with (12. Billy), then follows the wise advice of (5. Bella) and finds true love with (3. Alice).”
What. The. Fuck?!
15. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Carlisle/Caius... I don't know. I think it'd be okay.
16. Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
That's a tie.
17. Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Um... Nessie's a baby; she's cute, but that's it.
18. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Billy sends Caius on a mission to betray the Volturi. It fails.
19. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Bella would more than likely be arrested with Edward for homicide after killing Jacob for getting Nessie prego
20. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Carlisle, hands down. Lets face it, Caius would KILL ME!!
Shugo Chara Corner:
1. Who is/are your favorite character(s)?
2. Who is/are your favorite chara(s)?
3. Death Rebel, Seven Seas Treasure or Black Lynx?
4. If you had a Shugo Chara of your own, what would its name be? Describe it.
5. If you were an anime character, what would your name be? Describe him/her.
6. What are you favorite Shugo Chara couples in order?
7. Amulet Heart, Amulet Spade, Amulet Clover or Amulet Diamond?
8. Lunatic Charm or Seraphic Charm?
9. What's you favorite Shugo Chara! or Shugo Chara!! Doki! ending/opening?
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers asses cause you hate 'em!
went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
If you read this entire profile you are:
A.) REALLY bored
Bold everything that you believe you are being stereotyped by
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm UNDER 18, so I MUST be an irresponsible child
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I never said good-bye.
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
First Day At School:
Making Your New Best Friend:
Falling In Love:
Death of a Close Friend:
Getting Back Together:
Birth of Child:
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? (SEQUEL)
OPENING CREDITS: Pins and Needles - Billy Talent
FIGHTING: Bumble Bee - DDR (...Uh...)
THE TRUTH: False Pretense - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Well, that's probably gonna be the only one that makes sense.)
NEW BODY: Last Resort - Papa Roach
BACK: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy
RAMPAGE: Lies - Evanescence
SEX: Speed Over Beethoven - ROSE (..Uh...no comment...)
LEAVING EVERYTHING BEHIND: Citizen Soldier - 3 Doors Down
HAVING NO-ONE: Just a Dream - Carrie Underwood
NEW FRIENDS: Pressure - Paramore
UNDERSTAND: Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
LAST BATTLE: Viva la Vida - Coldplay
HAPPY NEVER AFTER: Wake Up Call - Maroon 5
ENDING CREDITS: I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover - Alanis Morisette
OUTTAKES: The End of the World as We Know It - REM
DELETED SCENES: Grand Theft Autumn - Fall Out Boy
Name off two to ten of your favorite OCs (they must be yours) and match them with a song that describes them. Please name the story they are from.
1. Miyabe Yumie - "Dear Agony" by Breaking Benjamin - "Martial Artist"
2. Kirie Nanahara - "Fallen Leaves" by Billy Talent - "Dear Dawn"
3. Arisa Namikaze - "New Divide" by Linkin Park - "Rouge"
4. Elicia Liddell - "Jillian" by Within Temptation - "Elicia in Wonderland" & "Queen Elicia"
5. Shinobu - "Caramelldansen" by Caramell - "Memory Love"
6. Emma Shardae - "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi - "Anything for Love"
7. Kendra McCormick - "What Do You Do?" by Papa Roach - "Kendra"
8. Naomi Harada - "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack - "I am Justice"
9. Yukino Nakamura - "Pins and Needles" by Billy Talent - "The Edge of Winter's Night"
10. Chiyoko Niwa - "Thoughtless" by Evanescence - "Daughter Niwa"
One-Hundred laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
A negative charge will result in the
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, mym painful symphony, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, SutaakiHitori, xxVizardxxRukiaxx, imaginationoverload127, Leo Solaris the Lion Knight, Lord Zen, Lobo Argost, Suki-Itami
You know you're a 90's child when...
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pick 10 characters and answer the following:
Is 3 Gay?
Yep! With Stan. ^.^
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Uh... Um... I guess if Kenny turned into a giant squid monster...
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Uh... That he was lusting for him...?
Where would 8 meet 9?
He never would.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
If he did something ridiculous...?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
What dream would 5 have about 6
What would 4 envy about 5?
Um... I honestly can't think of anything.
How would 3 greet 9?
Kyle waves at Clyde. "Hey."
What would 1 think of 2?
Happy that they're still friends.
10 got a daughter?
...Oh shit, that poor girl...
9 became a singer?
Hot damn. O.O
8 had quite a big secret?
That he loved, missed, and fantasized about Damien.
7 won the lottery?
He'd go back to South Park and see Pip.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
I wouldn't do that, Craig's too cool. ^.^
5 and 6 did a workout together?
O.O --grabs camera--
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Well, if from the world of Separate Lives and Alone With Forever, shit would hit the fan.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Cartman would get pissed and scream at Kenny.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Uh... What would make Cartman blush?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Probably not, I can see Clyde drawing a girl for Craig.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Yeah, it's fine.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Damien: Executioner for the state. Clyde: Pro football player.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Breakfast for dinner!
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Cartman would glare at Butters and then yell at him.
Would 2 trust 5?
To a point
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
O.o Are they drunk?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
NOOOOO! Release Kenny, fat ass, and let him go kiss on Butters!
Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
--hugs-- Just wait a little longer, surely Damien--I mean, someone will come along soon.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Oh shit! He's gonna kill me!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Warn Tweek and then hope that Craig doesn't hurt him.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?
Hehe... Well, I might get along with Kyle's father, but probably not his mother.
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
--mouth drops-- What?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's hot, a bad boy, and someone that would do the whole "sweep me off my feet" routine.
You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Figures out what I'm laughing at and then laughing along.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cheering with everyone else in the stands.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Sets something on fire.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Oh hell no! Never never never!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Is scared at first, but like the sweetheart he is, helps me get out.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Carries me back to the hotel and gets me to the hospital.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Maybe sacrifice himself...?
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't care.
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Slap him and yell at him.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Eep! --runs to his side--
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
--mouth drops-- WHAT?
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Aw! He's cute when he's sleeping...! --takes picture--
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Uh... Coffee and literal coffee cake...? I'd be hyper as hell.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
What the hell? No no no no! Go marry Kenny!
Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I'd think about throwing something, and then maybe actually do it.
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
--blushes and then tackles--
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