Ms. Kreatopita
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Joined 07-01-06, id: 1079752, Profile Updated: 01-24-09
Author has written 16 stories for Baten Kaitos, Anime X-overs, Black Cat, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Watchmen, Buso Renkin, and General Hospital.

IMPORTANT! UPDATED JANUARY 24, 2009! I'm sorry about the delays in story updates. Those who were led here by the Black Cat Pairings notice should look under the Website portion of this profile and click on the YouTube link!

Occupation: Student
Age: Now, it's not polite to ask a lady her age!
Enjoys: Classical music, opera, cats, new age stuff
Dislikes: Roaches, sugar, pervertedness, yaoi, blood and guts, Orlando Bloom
Favorite food: Any type of pasta in the world
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, making jewelry, writing
Best Known For: Writing elaborate stories

Currently Hooked On...

Books: Hamlet, The Universe in a Nutshell

Video Games: None

Manga: Black Cat, Buso Renkin, Gintama, Bleach, Trinity Blood

TV Shows: House M.D., Numb3rs, Project Runway

Websites: I am SvenIsMyHomeboy on deviantArt and YouTube!

Good-Looking Dudes: Urs Bühler from Il Divo, Sven Vollfied (Black Cat), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Clay Aiken, Ioan Gruffudd, Kisuke Urahara (Bleach), Zangetsu (Bleach), Captain Bravo (Buso Renkin)

Currently Working On...

Alrighty, as of October 7, here's my to-do list!

Big Sleuth On Campus What if Sven had tried to balance working as an IBI agent, dating a girl genius, coping with his roomate's mortifying pasttime, trying to get revenge on the two biggest jocks in his class, being pestered by his Jewish mother, and avoiding flunking college in the process? All when he was only twenty-one years old! Pretty darn AU if you haven't already figured out! In progress, folks, but the next installment is full of drama and thus is going to take longer!

The Black Cat Follies Arguably one of my most popular stories, Follies puts the characters from Black Cat in different fairy tale worlds. Be warned: this contains more randomness than all of my other stories combined! Currently working on fifth story, Svenaladdin. Sorry that it's taking so long!

Baten Kaitos Talent Search The name says it all! The characters of Baten Kaitos bring it on to see who's the most talented person in the Sky. Currently on hold, perhaps indefinitely

League of Extra-Sexy Gentlemen A crossover of at least ten different manga/anime titles. The world depends on the power of nine diferent sexy men scattered throughout the anime/manga universe. Their ultimate goal: to fight against a group of girls who want them for very creepy reasons! Includes One Piece, Tsubasa, xxHolic, Sailor Moon, and Demon Diaries. On hold indefinitely, pending termination/total revision

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Family Piece by Emma Iveli reviews
Family Guy Crossover. A portal pulls the Straw Hats into the Griffin’s living room, where Peter invites them to stay. With fan girls, perverts, giant chickens, will the Straw Hats keep their sanity? Please R&R
Crossover - Family Guy & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,401 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Peter G., Luffy
Irresistible Chemistry by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 451,683 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by ZTX reviews
"When someone so important disappears, you don't just feel hurt...you feel like dying." It's been four years. Sven, where are you? FOLLOWS THE MANGA. COMPLETE.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 69 - Words: 219,051 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007
How To Successfully Travel Through Pregnancy by lifeofapplepie reviews
or, a complete guide to dealing with the pregnancy of the Black Widow, including Robin Hood, tasty metal, mind-adled grandmothers, and reasons why you shouldn't hang out with Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Filling In For the Skull by Damagoed reviews
The things Sherlock can do with John he can't do with the skull. Warning: Adult themes and general Bizarre-ness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Black Roses for a Black Widow by chatnoir1 reviews
Movie-verse. Loki wants to make amends for a vulgar comment made to Agent Romanoff on the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Sound Logic by Saucery reviews
"Watson," I murmured into his ear, "this is most irregular."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Lady Insisted by Catspook reviews
Just as Irene Adler will always be The Woman, Mary Watson nee Morstan will always be The Lady - Character death - spoilers: books, Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - S. Holmes, Mary M. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Duty Free Gift for the Traveler by the-not-writer reviews
SPOILERS to 6x22! Sam already has his hands full with Dean's epic gay love affair with an ex-god without Gabriel suddenly deciding he wants his own slice of hot Winchester. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel
Imperial Opposites by Willowren reviews
Lyude is twelve and just beginning in his imperial training, but who is this strange blue boy that is beginning his training as well and turning the army upside down?
Baten Kaitos - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,154 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Complete
The Only Solution by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
In the aftermath of Castiel's declaration-to profess their love or be destroyed-Sam, Bobby and Dean face their choices, but only Dean knows what he has to do to save everyone. Past established relationship.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
A Start by bridget smith reviews
Annie and Mitchell decided that sex was out of the equation. But a couple nights before full moon, Annie decides its time to go after what is is she wants. Warning: possibe triggers for discussion of SA and SV.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell
Don't Let the Silence Do The Talking by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Sam is shocked to learn what happened before he got his soul back. Castiel/Sam. An extra little scene we didn't see in 6x12. Slash, boy kissing, implied sex. R&R, x.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
The Stupidest Argument Dean and Cas Ever Had by Daria234 reviews
Dean/human!Cas slash humorfic. Someone tells the story of the dumbest fight they ever had, and it was on Valentine's Day. References to sexually explicit comments and brief references to painful canon events. Also, this is very, very, very cracky.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Alternative by shhjustcome reviews
When you leave Castiel alone with a computer, it can have unintended consequences. But that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing. Warnings/kinks: Wingporn, PWP, mild spoilers for season 6, failed attempts at humour.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Burnt Offerings by Omnicat reviews
November 11 has a better reason than most to smoke in the aftermath. Misaki contemplates her own reasons for not immediately kicking him out for it. / for reasons I'm not allowed to even mention in this summary, this story is not for kids
Darker than BLACK - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2011 - [M. Kirihara, November 11] - Complete
Better than any medicine by CastielsFeatheryAss reviews
Sam gets sick and Dean needs Castiel to watch him for the night. A/N: Not really any spoilers, but it does take place in season 6/post apocalypse. It's my first fic, so sorry if it sucks. Please don't rip my head off.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Dethroots by masterctarl reviews
Chapter 2 is up! The band's faced many things that have threatened, harmed, and even scared them. But now they're about to face the most frightening thing of all: Ofdensen's past.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen
Do not pass go by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
There's been a murder in a London station but it's not enough distraction for Sherlock Holmes... It might be an idea to read 'A cup of tea and a mystery first because this fic sets up the relationship in a oneshot. Finished. Prequel to 'Rubber Ring'
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,700 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Protecting You by ChibiMoon921 reviews
One-shot. Angus/Deirdre. When Angus and Deirdre are fighting Temras, Angus saves Deirdre from an assault. How will Deirdre react?
Mystic Knights - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Volume 7, Episode 24: Interstitial Interchange (ON HIATUS) by Seras0Victoria reviews
Starts at the infamous "fireside chat" scene to reveal some insights into Fuu and Jin. Dovetails into the series' actual storyline and ending with some added thoughts, feelings gasp! , and dialogue to make up for too much left unsaid. ON HIATUS
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Fuu, Jin
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Chronos: Tainted Past, Broken Future by Shiori reviews
The sweepers start the day chasing a bounty who broke into Chronos and got away. But when Sven gets hurt things go wrong. Sometimes the past cannot be changed, the future cannot be saved, until the present has been destroyed beyond repair. Manga Verse
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sven V., Jenos H.
The Wager by outtabreath reviews
Tony makes a bet with Pepper. Strong T rating.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Coming down in the World by Twilight Fang reviews
Tony Stark is having a really miserable day and is forced to - for the first time - take public transportation to work. What he doesn't realize is that it isn't as easy as it looks. Crackfic with a tiny slash suggestion - hardly noticeable though
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
When We're Both Sober by jonaslovers1421 reviews
Everyone knows the game Dante and Lulu play. But now there's a twist. See what changes when they play the game, drunk.
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Lesley L. S./Lulu, Dante F. - Complete
Google Goggles, Patent Pending by Solo Ensemble reviews
Spinelli invents a Droid app that can translate whatever a woman says into something that actually makes sense, and lets Jason try it out.
General Hospital - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jason M., Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Pitfalls of Madness by Kamitose reviews
After receiving a message from another swords girl to beware of Raphael, Cassandra seeks him out to settle the score once and for all, but is she truly prepared for what she is about to face? Future Raphael/Cassandra. Dark Fic. You've been warned. CH14 UP
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,651 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Cassandra, Raphael
I Like Like You by IdrianWatzon reviews
Eve thinks she's sick, and the symptoms aren't in a book.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Eve, Sven V. - Complete
Goddess of the Tides by SaitouMiharu reviews
While on a trip to the beach, Sven Vollfied ends up having to tell Eve why he fears the ocean, and meanwhile has to worry about capturing a thief named Scott Rae.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sven V., Eve - Complete
The Artificial Sun Also Sets by NakeBenihime reviews
Ships: Aizen x Orihime & Grimmhime in beginning. Aizen's plans for Orihime in Las Noches have become rather extreme & demanding, but having her around all of the time is having an uncharacteristic affect on him... Several Bleach characters appear.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,913 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/12/2007 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Watching the Watchmen by Victorian Beauty reviews
Continuing with Moore’s concept of taking superheroes and putting them in the real world, I’ve gone one step forward and brought The Watchmen into the real world. Here, they attend their own movie premiere. Chaos ensues.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
Alphabet by seriousish reviews
Post-movie. In private moments, between running an international corporation and repairing a shattered state, Adrian commits the names of his sacrifice to memory. He’s just into the Bs now.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Sonic Insanity by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 189,384 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sonic, Shadow
Memoirs of a Melancholy Assassin by Sora Ryuuzaki reviews
Sephiria Arks had rich parents, and frequent lessons with the sword. But her life is shattered with the death of her parents, and she vows to redeem them with the help of Chronos. So begins an adventure like none other: the path to solitary guidance.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Momentary Lapse by Adriana DiVolpe reviews
Pairing: Cuddy/House/Wilson/Chase/Thirteen. Summary? You need one after reading that? Seriously, though. This is humour, not smut. Crackfic ahoy. Includes SLASH -House/Wilson- and FEMSLASH -Cuddy/Thirteen- .
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - L. Cuddy - Complete
Always a Lady by Anysia reviews
Raphael had always been bred for the company of fine ladies of noble birth. Now, he thinks, through a haze of heated desire, a proper lady is the last thing he wants. Raph/Cass with a twist of lime. Rated "M" for sexual content and coarse language.
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Raphael, Cassandra - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Anysia reviews
Observant fans may have noticed that Cassandra's SCIV 1P seems to be missing something: namely, a skirt. Pre-game, Sophitia is not amused and demands answers, but Cassandra's not entirely sure she'll want to hear the truth... Humorously risqué Raph/Cass.
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Cassandra, Raphael - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Eve's Nightmare by Lyoness of Avalon reviews
Eve has a bad dream and goes to Sven for some comfort. Light Father/daughter fluffy stuff.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Breathe by Awyr reviews
Kakashi POV to start with. Kakashi gets sick...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7144 - Favs: 5,666 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Of Love and Parenting:A Love Story by Bloody-Stiletto reviews
One rainy night, Nanao and Shunsui found an abandoned baby in front of 8th Division Headquarters' doorstep. Much to Nanao's despair and Shunsui's delight, the baby started to call them Mama! Papa! Can Nanao live through it? Read and find out!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
Soulcalibur High by TsubasaCaligrapher reviews
This is a story about Talim and Yunsung going through an almost normal highschool life. First time writer so please review. Talim x Yunsung CHAPTER 35 IS UP! When they wake up ... their biggest nightmares are alive. TIME TO MEET THE GRANDPARENTS! NOT GOOD
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,608 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006
Random Fairy Tales: Baten Kaitos Style! by BlueCrescentMoon999 reviews
The title is self explanitory. May be very OOC, but that happens in a humor fic... First BK fic, R&R! No flames please... Chapter 9 up after a very long wait! Sorry it's so late!
Baten Kaitos - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005
A Day in the Life by Yoshimitsu's Disciple reviews
Join your favorite Soul Calibur characters on wacky adventures in which the reader will find out more about how each character's story is related to each other. Twilight Zone fans will like. And please leave reviews.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,482 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Take the Ducklings Bowling by fluffy2001 reviews
A simple gathering at a bowling alley leads to so much more. This didn't end up being much about bowling at all. This is a funny and romantic ForemanOFC, CamChase story. It's all about how relationships start and build. Lots of fluff and romance.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,435 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
The Fellowship of the Fertility Drugs by vanishingact reviews
One Prescription to rule them all, One Prescription to find them, One Prescription to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In PrincetonPlainsboro, where House and the Ducklings lie...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - G. House
A Walk Down Memory Lane by Yoshiko Hatake reviews
Rinslet and Sven meet up 6 years later. He invites her out to have coffee. And they have a trip down memory lane, but soon their coffee turns into drinks and Rinslet says something she regrets. Full summary in story.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
plot twists by hpfan988723 reviews
Don't you just love plot twists? Even if they are totally insane? Well, if so give my fic a chance! Warning: INSANE!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/28/2006
Pain by 0Hallie0 reviews
Nami has a problem. Can Sanji help her without being controlling? SanjixNami. My very first FF. R&R or I'll be crushed! Flame if you must...it will amuse me...:
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Sub vs Dub by nld200xy reviews
It finally happened. The subbed OP cast are sent to 4kids island where they have to fight their dubbed selves. Will the dubs prove a bigger challenge than most opponents? No.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006
Traveler Gettogethers! by bookworm2929 reviews
When Travelers throw parties, things get a little wacky! Things never quite go the way they were planned. But that is the way it was meant to be. Enjoy!
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
Everybody Lies Except Chase by Pip3 reviews
Written for the Chase ficathon on livejournal. Inspired by prompt 38: Chase tells everyone at PPTH what he thinks of them. This is slash. House/Chase COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One down, Nine to go by Serena-Chan reviews
Actions have consequences, and even our fogotten mistakes of the past can come back to crush our futures. Kaka X Anko and kinda x oro. Really angsty ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Promise by Iris Omega reviews
Sometimes, science isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Who ever said that nanomachines were reliable in the longrun? [SvenxEve] Rated T for possible later chapters
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2006
Cadenza by Primate On An Ego Trip reviews
As Lyude nears Alfard for the first time since his banishment, he finds himself confronted with the demons of his past and the angels of his present. Lyude centered. Kalas x Lyude, eventual Ladekahn x Lyude, Lyude x ?. Rating temporary.
Baten Kaitos - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2006
Gilder's Chance by GilderRules13 reviews
When the Black Gigas comes knocking, who ya gonna call? Chapter 8 now posted! Read and review please! Update: Complete!
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
The Misadventures of Kalas and Co by turquoisefox reviews
Kalas and his party are searching the world for Magnus to help them defeat Malpercio. Problem is, they're having better luck finding trouble instead.
Baten Kaitos - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005
Pirates of the Caribbean: Author's Cut by Mecha Scorpion reviews
In my endless search for more parodies, I've decided to retell Pirates of the Caribbean. A constantly fainting Murtogg, a ghetto Will, a pimpin' Bootstrap Bill, a Star Wars-quoting midget and much more ensue. Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005
Why Lyude Wasn't Allowed to Have Sugar by turquoisefox reviews
Remember when Lyude commented he wasn't allowed to eat sugar? Did you wonder why that was? It's probably because he acts like a hyperactive freak when on a sugar high....
Baten Kaitos - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2005
Bad Touch by katjen reviews
A retelling of Rogue's story AU . NOTE 6/13/11: So I didn't realize that the chapters were soooo incredibly messed up on here - I've replaced all of them! They should be more readable now. Kudos to all of you who waded through the mess to read my story!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
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General Crack Fiction reviews
What if Sonny got a cat, Luke taught sex education, Jason played Pokemon, and Nikolas woke up one morning speaking internet slang? These are just some of the misadventures that the GH gang will face when the fandom is subjected to crack fiction!
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sonny C., Jason M.
Zirconia no Hana reviews
What if Creed had actually been right about Saya? In this slightly AU fic, Creed discovers the startling truth about the woman his partner is falling for. Now only he can stop the "witch" before she literally destroys Train.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Creed D., Saya M.
Goddess of Karnak reviews
When Ozymandias pulled the lever, he destroyed the one thing he cared about. Now, in the wake of her death, Adrian gets the chance to experience life through the eyes of Bubastis, to see a side of her he never knew existed...Adrian/Bubastis
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias
Black Cat Pairings Out of a Tin reviews
EXACTLY as the name implies! Ms. K really does create pairings by drawing them out of a tin. None of the characters will be spared from embarrassment once they're paired up! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry for the year-long wait!
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009
Namesake reviews
How did Captain Bravo come up with the name "Bravo"? The habitual saying of his famous word only started after he got his name, so that couldn't be the reason. Turns out the answer is more complicated than any of the other Warriors realize!
Buso Renkin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Captain Bravo, Chitose T. - Complete
25 Ways to Irritate Black Cat Characters reviews
Ms. K examines different methods for annoying each of the characters of Black Cat in twenty-five different ways! Includes some multi-person clusters. Do not be alarmed by the randomness; it's been tethered on a leash...for now.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
Undern'Eathes It All reviews
Sven x Tearju two-part one shot! Some spoilers for Vol 12. Echidna and Eathes a new Apostle mess up big time when Sven enters the line of fire! Rated T for language and mild adult themes. NOW WITH A BONUS "MORNING AFTER" STORY!
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sven V., Tearju L. - Complete
The Black Cat Follies reviews
Randomness and hilarity ensue as the characters of Black Cat portray some of literature's most famous fairy tales! FINALLY UPDATED! We're going to Wonderland! Warning: Extremely random and plenty of OOC moments. Very different from Ms. K's other stories!
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007
Big Sleuth on Campus reviews
What if Sven Vollfied had had to deal with working for the IBI, dating the smartest girl on campus, coping with his roommate's emotional baggage, being embarrassed by his Jewish mother, and graduating college all at the same time? At only 21? Pretty AU
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sven V., Tearju L.
A Matter of Time reviews
SPOILERS FOR VOL. 10! What if Train had never come in time? What if Sven had been left to die at the hands of Creed? Heavy tragedy, not for the faint of heart I almost cried as I wrote this.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sven V. - Complete
Io Sogno d'Anime reviews
Eight different men...five entirely different worlds! While the members of Il Divo get separated and thrown into unfamiliar anime universes, Sanzo, Sven, Kisuke, and Hidan must learn quickly, with Yuko's help, what it means to maintain international fame!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007
Baten Kaitos Talent Search reviews
OH MY GOD! FINALLY UPDATED! REJOICE! It's the newest Skywide sensation! Tune in to see eight hopefuls compete for fame, fortune, and...Giacomo's praise? See Kalas do standup, Lyude sing, Gibari rock and Melodia, well... we don't quite know! Slightly OOC
Baten Kaitos - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006
Mibu Wolf Song reviews
My first songfic, sung to the tune of the Kitty Cat Song! Let's put our hands together and sing about our favorite killerpolice officer, Saito Hajime!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Saitou - Complete
I Toad You So! reviews
A spur of the moment poem in honor of, or perhaps as a warning to others, about Jiraya, everyone's favorite erosannin! Very fun to read with its catchy beat and rhyming!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
That Makes Us Even reviews
A very cute and romantic Sven x Eve Oneshot! Will one movie allow Eve to show Sven how she truly feels about him? No suggestive themes, basic fatherdaughter type love.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sven V., Eve - Complete
The League of ExtraSexy Gentlemen reviews
The fate of the universe lies in the hands of nine hot men scattered throughout the manga and anime world. Their goal? Defeat the girls who want to use them for creepy reasons! CXs include One Piece, Sailor Moon, Tsubasa, Saiyuki, Fruits Basket, and more!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
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