ElphabatheDelirious17
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Joined 07-01-06, id: 1079812
Author has written 5 stories for Wicked.

My actual name--the one used most commonly--is Adelpha, and one I've grown fond of. It's Greek--whoopee... Elphie is what I used to hear most of the time. Now I hear Elpha. Or just Adelpha, whichever. I'm fifteen. Yay. I tend to get obsessed with things easily, and right now, I'm obsessed with Wicked. I've been that way for three years, but it's ebbing away. Maybe it'll bounce back like a hyper basketball when I see the musical.


Quotes of the Week: (because I'm a rip-off-artist like that)

Violet: Are you tired?

Me: (yawns) No, I'm bursting with fruit flavour.

- From Me. And Violet.

Amelia: I see dead people.

Me: So? I see stupid people all the time, so stop hogging the glory.

- Amelia and I!

Ria: There's something wrong with my ear. It's attached to something...

Me: Yes, it is! You noticed!

- Ria being an airhead, and me being me.

Me: So yesterday, after Gilmore Girls, I was so mad at it for leaving me at such a cliffhanger that I chucked a colouring book at the screen.

Ria: What? A cliffhanger? (confused) How'd you get there?

- Ria and I.

Quiet, fool! (slaps said fool with something)

- Me!

Whatever Pola wants, Pola gets.

- Lorelai from Gilmore Girls.

Favourite Books:

Wicked by Gregory Maguire (Read four times, almost five)

Son of a Witch by Gregory Maguire (read it twice).

Actresses/Actors:

Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Courteney Cox Arquette, Alexis Bledel, Lauren Graham, Adam Sandler, Matthew Perry.

Television Shows:

Friends, Gilmore Girls - my current favourite, Everybody Loves Raymond, Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Movies:

I have no clue which one.

Card Games:

Rummy 500.

Music:

WICKED, Idina Menzel, Carole King and Louise Goffin (Gilmore Girls theme), The Rembrandts (Friends Theme), Nelly Furtado.

Quotes:

"Hush, you useless boy, before I remove your testicles with my foot."

-Elphaba (book).

"I'd give a lot to achieve fun. The best I usually hope for is stirring, and when people say that they're usually referring to digestion."

-Elphaba (book).

"I don't cause commotions. I am one."

-Elphaba (musical).

"You're not so bold at all.You're about as bold as tea made from used leaves."

-Elphaba (book).

"Looks are only looks."

-Elphaba (book).

". . .You give me dyspepsia, Avaric. You and the beans we had at lunch."

-Elphaba (book).

"Behold the male beast roaring in the jungle for his mate. See how the female beast giggles behind a shrub while she organizes her face to say, 'Pardon dear, did you say something?'"

-Elphaba (book).

"In the morning, I will have bags under my eyes that should have TUMI stamped on them."

- Lorelai from Gilmore Girls.

Luke: I haven’t raised the price of my toast in seven years, Kirk. It’s still a bargain.
Kirk: I’ll give you a dollar four.
Luke: No.
Kirk: A dollar five. That’s my last offer.
Luke: Do I look like e-bay?

- Gilmore Girls

Kirk: You overcharged me for the toast. It’s only supposed to be a dollar.
Luke: I didn’t overcharge you, Kirk. I raised the price of wheat toast. It’s a dollar ten.
Kirk: You’re kidding.
Luke: I don’t do toast humor.

- Gilmore Girls. (Too much on the toast, I know, but I like the toast humour.)

Luke: Where we going?
Lorelai: To Funkytown.

- Gilmore Girls.

Paris: But what does a t-shirt say about me?
Lorelai: Well -
Paris: More importantly, what does it say to Doyle about me?
Lorelai: Sweetie, it's just a t-shirt. They don't tend to be that chatty.

- Gilmore Girls.

The Crucible by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Elphaba comes home to find the Gale Force beating Fiyero and he emits a startling revelation...or a desperate attempt to save Elphaba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,777 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
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Unlimited reviews
I will destroy him inside out. Even if I have to destory myself in the process. After the 'death' of Fiyero in the crossfire between the forces of Morrible and her own, Elphaba seeks a sweet revenge. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006
The Anarchy reviews
Dorothy doesn't succeed in killing Elphaba and goes home with the aid of the slippers. The Wizard sails back home in his balloon in fear of Elphaba, and Glinda's left in charge. But what happens when someone is unhappy with the current leader? Bookmusical
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
Reincarnated reviews
Elphaba comes back as Liir's daughter, but she doesn't remember who she was before she melted. When she finds out, she seeks revenge. Bookmusical. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006
In Time reviews
Everyone would find out, in time.' Elphaba and Fiyero set off towards one of his other castles to begin a new, isolated life. Postmusical. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006
Success reviews
Elphaba is successful at her task of murdering Mme. Morrible, and comes home to find Fiyero being beaten by the Gale Force. Bookverse. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2006