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Joined 07-02-06, id: 1080220, Profile Updated: 05-09-12
Author has written 16 stories for Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

Meet the Author


First of all: the pen name. In no way am I photogenic. Neither in any way am I Frodo, although I am almost short enough. Further in not any way whatsoever do I read/write LOTR fiction, although I love all things Tolkien. Basically, I just thought it would make a suitably witty pen name. It's sort of like football—the name is completely irrelevant to what actually happens. :)

I am a college grad trying to pay off student loans (therefore you should expect slow updates). Specialties are the Middle East and Biblical Literature. I have never lived in any one home longer than four years, I paint and draw, I play classical piano (don’t hold your breath for my upcoming appearance at Carnegie Hall), and I studied Ancient Hebrew FOR FUN. You heard me. Furthermore, I play a wicked game of foosball.

My writing tends toward the humorous, with a healthy dose of drama/action/adventure, and the occasional foray into the poetic (see At the End). I'd say my strengths center on dialogue and character. You are guaranteed that I will show proper respect to the English language, observing all standards of correct spelling and grammar, even if I occasionally take deliberate artistic liberties. :)

I'm criminally lazy, so I'm putting my general disclaimer of non-ownership here. I am not George Lucas. I bear no discernible resemblance to George Lucas. I did not even dress up as George Lucas for Halloween. It is entirely possible that I am allergic to flannel. I am a nut spending my time writing stories that will make me nothing. Terribly sorry to disappoint you all...


Meet What She Authored


Completed


At The End: A oneshot set during the climactic scene of ROTJ. This piece is very different from my usual writing style, and is intentionally ambiguous. Just to clarify--At the End is told from Vader/Anakin's point of view, although hopefully for most of the first half or so you can also read it as being from Luke's POV. That's the intent, because what inspired this piece was my perception that Palpatine's words could be spoken just as accurately to Anakin as to Luke Skywalker. That's why I avoided using any proper names. But to help make things clearer, any time "he" or "him" is in italics, it's referring to Luke.

Red’s the New Black: This is a short Harry Potter humor fic set during GOF, canon-compliant, involving Harry, Snape, an assortment of mischievous Weasleys, Hermione, DH spoilers, and a frenetic talking bracelet. If it isn't hilarious, well, I tried.

The Harrowing of Hermione Granger: On permanent hiatus.

Have a Nice Trip: My second oneshot, also inspired by the last part of ROTJ. Whereas At the End is aspiring art, this is shameless slapstick. The Emperor is overthrown by the most unlikely opponent imaginable--and Luke Skywalker thought it had to be hard... Wrote it more or less in one sitting and thought, well, why not post it? Somebody might get a kick out of it...

Imperial Edict No. 1138: A humor longshot. You know all those things you love to hate about fan fiction? Bad grammar, mangled names, Mary Sue? If you've ever detested any of those, this story is for you. This guide to writing Imperially-approved fan fiction was inspired by the wonderfully therapeutic rant we had on the L/V Writers Board about the most annoying things in fan fiction, as well as Mathematica's "A Letter From the Force."

To Turn to the Dark Side, Press Three: A five-chapter humor story about Anakin's health insurance woes following the loss of his arm in AOTC. Written because if anything is guaranteed to make you turn to the Dark Side, it's HMOs. If you've ever listened to an automated phone menu and hated it, this story is dedicated to you. Inspired by real-life experiences trying to get my shoulders fixed.

The Care and Handling of Professor Snape: A Twenty-Five Point Guide for First Years: The title is almost longer than the actual story...and, basically, the title says it all. This was a part of another plot bunny that was too convoluted to ever merit publication. Essentially, it's another one of those "ways to annoy" lists, dressed up with a little more class, I hope. Nothing spectacular, but you should get at least a snicker from it, plus it only takes maybe a minute of your time.

Lord Vader’s Limpet: Vader survives ROTJ and subsequently gets lost in the Unknown Regions for twenty-five years. When he returns, the Empire has fallen, the New Republic is in swing, and he has a new role to play: Grandpa. A fluffily humorous longshot involving Vader and two-year-old Ben Skywalker, with cameos from several of the usual suspects. L/V fans will probably enjoy.

We Happy Few: Of twelve pilots in Red Squadron, two survived the Battle of Yavin. Luke Skywalker and Wedge Antilles get to know one another a bit better in the aftermath. Mostly just my own musing about what Luke and Wedge might have experienced immediately after ANH, once the jubilation wore off. Title taken from Shakespeare's play Henry V. Unlike most of what I write, there's little to no humor here. My favorite piece.

Far More Than Rubies: For all of you who, like me, loved the Force Bond series to death, and wished there was a similar story about Luke and Padme, look no further. Padme survives ROTS and six years later is reunited with Luke in a general mishmash of humor, drama, tragedy, angst, fluff, and action/adventure. It's a more tightly and intentionally written story than The Father. Possible sequels lurk in the wings (see my list of future fics), but are waiting their turn.

The House That Harry Built: A longshot, beginning shortly after DH and covering about seven or eight years. Harry and his houses discover that life exists after all the death; it just takes some time to start growing again. If ff.net had a genre called "reads like a violin sounds" this would go in that category. It is canon-compliant as best I could make it off the top of my head (yes, yes, I know Ginny's birthday is wrong, but give me a little artistic license, guys...).

A Dream Deferred: A brief oneshot in honor of Valentine's Day. In the four years between the two Death Star battles, Luke Skywalker saw a lot of his pilots and friends die. She was only one of them, but she was almost more. A sad almost-was fic, not quite a romance.

Sibling Revelry: Darth Vader discovers he is the father of twins a bit sooner than in the OT. Darth Vader also receives an intelligence report claiming that Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia Organa are a bit, erm, closer than previously suspected. Obviously, this does not go over well. A humor short story starring the usual OT canon suspects, as well as a few OCs in supporting comic roles.

RESUME FOR: Vader, Lord Darth: This fic is what happens when a snarky Vader-loving writing type applies for several dozen too many jobs in the course of six months. Sooner or later, she will sit back after poring over her resume for the billionth time and wonder to herself, "Suppose Darth Vader had a resume?" Well, now he does.

Inbox: A humor collaboration fic, co-edited/written with my never-to-be-sufficiently-praised beta Mathematica, which you will find posted on her profile (check my favorite authors tab for the link). The chapters featuring Palpatine, Boba Fett, and Jabba are from yours truly.

The Father: It's sort of Star Wars Remixed--you'll find many of the same themes, events, characters, and so on, put together in different and hopefully creative ways. Features Luke, Vader, Han, and Leia, with nearly everyone else jumping in along the way: the Lars, Obi-Wan, Lando Calrissian, Wedge Antilles, Bail and Breha Organa, Yoda, Boba Fett, the Emperor, Captain Piett, Artoo, Threepio, Ferus Olin, and so on, with cameos from Grand Admiral Thrawn, Mara Jade, Admiral Ozzel, Jan Dodonna, and any number of others, not to mention a handful of original characters. AU, obviously. My first fic and my longest.

Driving Lord Vader: A humor longshot set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet. Features Vader, a 16-year-old Anakin Solo, and the manly quest for a space flight license.


Future Attractions


Malfoys, Muggles, and Mayhem: During the summer before fourth year, Draco discovers that he has been signed up for Muggle Studies. Summer assignment: a one-week visit in the Muggle home of a fellow Hogwarts student. And if Draco is unhappy about this, that's nothing compared to how the Dursleys feel... A humor short story solidly in progress.

I Won’t Leave You: Yet another end-of-ROTJ oneshot. This is an older plot bunny, intended to be a complementary piece to At The End, from Luke's point of view. Nothing to it yet except a synopsis and some jotted-down ruminations.

Children of the Desolate: a sequel to Far More Than Rubies. A detailed outline has been drafted and I have begun work on the fic itself, but it will not be posted until it is finished so we may be talking in years still. Six years after escaping Vader in Kuat, Padme struggles to protect an extremely curious twelve-year-old Skywalker boy from the Empire, from her dark secrets, and - most dauntingly of all - from himself. The Rebel movements are on the brink of forming a unified Alliance to Restore the Republic, but a single act of treachery could destroy everything...and treachery is Darth Vader's specialty. Padme finds herself walking on the edge of a knife as she tries to evade Imperial agents, inconvenient questions, accusing nightmares, and the not-entirely-undesirable attentions of war veteran and widower Captain Lorcan Dharane...

Lord Vader and the Tramp: a proposed companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Vader thought Ben was the most devious of his grandchildren. Jaina Solo intends to prove otherwise. In development.

The In-Laws: A oneshot from the same AU as Far More Than Rubies and Children of the Desolate. Luke, the slimeball, takes a trip away from Yavin IV - leaving his bride of 18 months to fly solo when Padme shows up for a visit. What exactly do you say to a woman whose son you tried to kill and then married instead?

The OOC Murders: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the untimely death of Anakin Skywalker, otherwise known as Darth Vader, whose character was literally torn apart by fanfic authors. And he won't be the last... Humor oneshot, and a kindred spirit to Imperial Edict No. 1138, assuming I can finish it.

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Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,741 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Signature by Caya Strife reviews
Post-ANH AU. Vader redemption. Soon after the destruction of the Death Star, the paths of father and son cross again. Realizing that Anakin Skywalker is still alive within Darth Vader, Luke decides to accompany his father in an attempt to redeem him. ATTENTION: Chapter 18 will be up within the week!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,342 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Baby Steps by Ronja-R reviews
Stories of Katniss' and Peeta's life after the war, framed by Katniss' first pregnancy. Completed!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 133,442 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Buttercup - Complete
Moments by pinkpearl89 reviews
Random fluff in the life of Jaina and Jag. The image was borrowed from Falconfan with much thanks
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Jaina S., Han S. - Complete
Orc Talk by Rinon u-Cuthalion reviews
Everyone has radio news shows, don't they? Even the orcs. Gorak from Lugburz gives his opinion on the War, the economy, and the local sporting events.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012
Into the Storm by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part I - AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart his life to create a new Sith, turning Luke against his allies, father and beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Vader, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine,COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,947 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Certain Slant of Light by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
Being a collection of 100 drabbles, featuring Eugenides, Attolia, Eddis, Sophos, the Minister of War and his wife, Costis, and the-girl-who-puts-sand-in-Gen's-food. UPDATED!
Queen's Thief series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Darkness in Man's Shape by Malicean reviews
The Dark Lord of the Sith, such a convenient target for fear and loathing – and both so well deserved, too. Yet there is a war going on, and war brings out the best and the worst in everyone. Collection of short stories.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,585 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Han S., Darth Vader, F. Piett
Home : Sand by phantom-jedi1 reviews
He could have gone anywhere, anywhere at all. But he found himself here, sweeping sand out of the nooks and crannies of an old abandoned hut.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Luke S. - Complete
No More Jumping On the Bed by Zyra M reviews
A quiet moment in the Solo house interrupted by some rambunctious children and their innocent questions.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Savages and Fighter Pilots by daenabenjen42 reviews
It had been a topic of discussion on Home One for more than a week...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Luke S.
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
The Stray by ruth baulding reviews
Even in a galaxy far, far away, every boy needs a dog. Anakin brings home a pathetic life form, and Obi Wan is far from amused. But which of them is the worst rascal?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lucky Gundarks by ruth baulding reviews
You fell into that nightmare, master. And I rescued you...remember?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
His Fault by mtfrosty reviews
Anakin and Obi-wan in yet another of their infamous "situations". Hope you get a laugh out of it. :
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
To the Victor Go the Spoils by ruth baulding reviews
Male bonding, Jedi style. The boys are at it again, and Master Windu isn't quite sure he approves.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Obi-Wan K., M. Windu - Complete
Tactics by Face of Poe reviews
Thrawn's mind is VERY... strategically focused. In all situations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Thrawn - Complete
A Misplaced Wormtail by pun33t.n reviews
"Is that . . . Is that a rat, Lily?" Remus asked slowly. "Oh.' She said, holding the squirming rat in her hands... 'Someone must have lost it.' She said cheerfully."Funny. We seemed to have lost Peter too.' James muttered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mara Jade Skywalker's Deadbook Page by JediMara77 reviews
People asked for another one, so here it is. Sequel to "Mara Jade's Facebook Page." Mara Jade Skywalker experiences the afterlife via Facebook - I mean, Deadbook - and spies on the living. It's as cracky as it sounds.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mara Jade - Complete
The World I Leave Behind by NES85 reviews
Harry went into the forbidden forest to let Voldemort kill him, but was taken prisoner, instead. He is believed to be dead, and Ginny, Ron, and Hermione struggle to find a way forward. Canon is followed up to Chapter 34 of Deathly Hallows. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 216,029 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
X Wing: Knights of Plooma by JediMara77 reviews
Luke and Mara are recruited by the Rogues to assist in diplomatic negotiations on a planet where Old Republic Jedi are revered. They are also forced to pretend that they are married...for two long weeks. L/M, Rogues. Written w/ LaneWinree51.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,784 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Chuck Norris Star Warsbased jokes by FallenHero93 reviews
I'm a big fan of CN jokes. I recently posted some Harry Potter-related ones and so I decided to make some SW-based as well. They feature lost of villains, such as Vader, Palpatine, Tarkin or Jabba. I'll post some more later on! *76 jokes till now!*
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part III - A new Empire is emerging as a new Emperor takes center-stage, his contradictions dividing Rebels and Empire alike, and pitching allies and enemies into a battle which will question every conviction, test every friendship and challenge every loyalty. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade Han Solo/Leia Organa, Mothma, Madine, OC's COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 318,968 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Day in the by Merlin Missy reviews
This is the first day of the rest of Death's life.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Death - Complete
Life on the Death Star: General Staff Announcement by thejedisentinel reviews
What if Vader were your boss? What if he were The Management? Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Darth Vader
Point of No Return by ncfan reviews
-Leia, Vader- Where Luke would break down and scream, Leia takes certain "steps". ESB AU. Dedicated to gurnius.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
This Ship by Treenahasthaal reviews
Endings are easy. It's the new beginnings that are difficult. A missing ANH scene.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Luke S. - Complete
Nothing Wrong With a Little Tease by kayladie reviews
When a boy pulls your pigtails, what is he really trying to say?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Farmboy Cracks, or Cat vs Skywalker by Lionchilde reviews
Continuing where I left off in the Vader's Cat series.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Warbird by LaneWinree51 reviews
Wedge Antilles struggles with memories of war and grapples with his emotions as his X-Wing is taken away from him.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wedge A. - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3940 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
A Little Cup of Caf by Aleine Skyfire reviews
Thrawn tastes caf for the first time and amuses Captain Voss Parck. Semi-fluff. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Thrawn - Complete
in a house without feelings by irnan reviews
At this time of the night, Luke was expecting nightmares about Things Under The Bed, not questions about Jedi philosophy. He supposes that's what he gets for being fool enough to reproduce and inflict yet more Skywalkers on the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Luke S., Ben S. - Complete
not a hostile condition by irnan reviews
Leia sees light, flowing out from one person and melting into the brightness of the next. Mara sees cause and effect, like a game of dominoes. Jaina and Anakin see engines, pulsing, intricate. Jacen sees hearts, fragile, strong. And Luke sees threads.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Luke S. - Complete
Missing by Bailation reviews
All the missing moments between Ron and Hermione, starting with the first book and ending with the epilogue in DH. Includes stories on the missing space between the last chapter and the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 77,321 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
everything you wanted to find by irnan reviews
It was the familiarity of it that wrecked her: the fact that she knew the rituals and the ceremonies, was used to dresses like that, knew how to walk and smile and do her hair, as if the intervening years had never happened.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Mara Jade, Leia O. - Complete
A Promise of Heaven by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Her hair, black as ravens' wings. Her eyes, like swirling twilight. Her midi-chlorian count, 20,000. Her Master, Obi-Wan "perpetual headache" Kenobi. Her name? Rhiannon Moonfire... Mary-Sue parody fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,738 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Duality by Starr reviews
Post-ESB one-off. Luke and Vader aren't as different as they might think.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
swallows and amazons by irnan reviews
Luke, the Solo kids, and two weeks at Yavin without Han or Leia. This, as a certain saying goes, is where the fun begins.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
After the War by Fialleril reviews
After leaving the Jedi Order, Anakin retires with Padmé to Naboo, where they take in the children of war. AU after AOTC, sequel of a sort to Clone Wars GI.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
getting home to you by irnan reviews
Anakin always said it was Padme's fault, but he was the one who spotted that broom closet. AU fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
A Heart of Jade by Mama Vader reviews
She doesn't want Luke Skywalker. Of course she doesn't. She doesn't even like Luke Skywalker. No. Absolutely not.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Mara Jade, Luke S.
Tykes, Toys, And A Twi’lek by Jedi Trace
Wes Janson, Wraiths, OCs. Vignette, humor. A gift gone awry.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
The Storyteller by BetaReject reviews
Anakin forgot the tale; he never forgot how it was told. Nor did he ever forget how it got him through the night. Anakin never saw the storyteller in the same light again. *Anakin gen!Fic*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Etain Tur-Mukan - Complete
The Weapon Is by Be3 reviews
Not necessarily a lightsaber. Missing scene from RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
In Which Family is Discussed by amaXdear reviews
Draco, in an attempt to avoid the big sisterly reunion, decides to wander around Andromeda's house, and makes a new friend. Title changed to distinguish it from tamara72's fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Draco M., Teddy L. - Complete
Makes a Man Think by Anne Lessing reviews
Darth Maul's body is found at the bottom of the core generator. One-shot; written in stageplay format.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Darth Maul - Complete
The Girl on the Bench by DukeBrymin reviews
It was, perhaps, inevitable that they should be together. But then Wednesday came along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rainbow Dresses by Freyja SilverWillow reviews
He had failed his mother, he had failed his wife. Could he fail to save his son as well? Following Darth Vader in his last minutes of life.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Um Zur Dunklen Seite Zu Wechseln, Wählen Sie Drei by bjelka reviews
ÜBERSETZUNG FF v. frodogenic. Anakin Skywalker stellt fest, was das Schlimmste am Verlust seines Arms ist: versuchen, die RGVA zum Zahlen zu überreden. Denn wenn dich irgendetwas dazu bringt, zur Dunklen Seite zu wechseln, sind es Krankenversicherungen...
Star Wars - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Man, the Grand Admiral, the Deity: Thrawn by royishere reviews
A humourous take on Timothy Zahn's writing style with his favourite characters Thrawn and Mara Jade at the forefront. Can Luke cock his eyebrow with enough force to stop Thrawn's sardonic attack? This was originally written by Evenflow at theforce. net
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Thrawn, Mara Jade - Complete
In the Empire's Shadow by Lieutenant Dan reviews
COMPLETE. Post ESB: Vader searches the galaxy for answers about his family. Luke leads the Rogues and tries to avoid his questions. Lando pursues the frozen Han, but Boba Fett viciously protects his bounty. And Mara Jade is hunting Skywalker
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Anabasis by Fialleril reviews
Eight months ago, Darth Vader turned on his master in order to save his secret wife. Now, he lives as a prisoner in the Jedi temple. But he finds himself with a most unlikely ally: Jedi Master Yan Dooku. Very AU. Interlude: Anamnesis now up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,411 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Empire vs OSHA by Draxis reviews
The Empire is not the only powerful evil organization left in the Galaxy. This tale, set shortly before Star Wars: A New Hope, describes an encounter between Darth Vader and OSHA.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Five Days! by camcalli reviews
When supplies run low on Hoth, anything can happen. Especially when the Rogues are involved.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Luke S., Wedge A. - Complete
Your Bestest Friend by Jedi-2B reviews
A homework assignment for the Solo twins has humorous results.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Jaina S., Mara Jade - Complete
Destiny by NobodyAtAll reviews
RotJ. Luke's journey from the Endor bunker to the Emperor's throne room, and the conflicting thoughts that occur throughout. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Touch by kataja reviews
A child is brought to the Emperor. Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - E. Palpatine, Mara Jade - Complete
Missing In Action by CWBasset reviews
When a mission goes wrong, Luke Skywalker crashes on an uninhabited planet. While waiting for rescue, he makes an unexpected discovery.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Parallels by Mathematica reviews
“You're Han Solo!”
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Yuletide Days by hondagirl reviews
December 2015. Ficlet format. As Christmas draws near the Weasley and Potter children experience laughter, joy, tears, pranks, love, heartbreak and, of course, plenty of family rivalry. *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Chosen by Fialleril reviews
When Shmi Skywalker was thirty seven years old, she went out into the desert... Pre-TPM, the story of Anakin's conception and birth in a Tatooine context.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Shmi S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Too Early in the Morning by Siamesa reviews
A birthday gift arrives for Luke, who is not particuarly pleased about it. PostESB, humor, oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Publicity by Siamesa reviews
Luke deals with irony, publicity, and photo shoots. PostESB.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Luke S. - Complete
The Family Script by Mina1 reviews
How do you bring up an extraordinary child in extraordinary circumstances? From Beru to Vader to Luke - what started with a slave girl called Shmi Skywalker trying to protect her son from unpleasant truths echoes through a family's 'destiny'.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
A Little Help by 27dayz reviews
A chance encounter at the London Zoo is enough to bring Dudley and Harry together again. But it is up to someone else to help them patch up their old differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Private Thoughts by Treenahasthaal reviews
Beru was never very good at keeping secrets, but that was before one came into her life and into her heart.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Wrong Number by Siamesa reviews
In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Crying Bowl by Cassandra's Cross reviews
Albus and Rose find an old stone bowl at Grimmauld Place & decide to try a little fortune telling at Halloween. Written for the Reviews Lounge Halloween challenge, "Something Wicked This Way Comes." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Not Too Late by Vader's Fallen Angel reviews
Vader thinks on his life and love before he and Luke go up to the Second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Writing Zelda Fiction by Davin Sunrider reviews
Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Misplaced by hedwigs-pet-dalek reviews
Two Force ghosts reminisce about the good old days...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Lives We Touch by BravoKate reviews
She took her coffee with milk and sweetener.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Kate T. - Complete
First Memory by ardavenport reviews
A very young Qui-Gon Jinn remembers his very first memory and has a question.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Qui-Gon J., Yoda - Complete
Han Solo and the Princess by LASOS reviews
The five times Han Solo proposes to Leia Organa.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Hidden Treasures by Candyland reviews
Every day brought more of the same, until the little robot found something very interesting...
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
The Secret Diary of Luke Skywalker by Mathematica reviews
When you’re the last of the Jedi, the son of a Sith Lord, a resistance fighter and commander of the galaxy’s most crackpot squadron, you’ve just got to have a place to let it all out ...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Ninety Nine Hundreths by blank101 reviews
A follow-on to 'Number One', maybe a couple of months later. A short, light-hearted vignette/missing scene set between A New Hope and Empire, written just for fun. Humor. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Luke S., Han S.
In Shadows and Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part II - Abandoned by the Alliance and claimed by the Emperor, Palpatine's new Sith is coming into his own. But as Luke Skywalker's former life is forced further from his grasp by friends and foes alike, new agendas twist old friendships into unaffordable liabilities. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Han Solo/Leia Organa, Palpatine..COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,633 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Great Expectations by Cassandra's Cross reviews
A weekend trip to the mysterious Rose Cottage leads to Ginny’s 2nd pregnancy & Hermione’s 1st. Ron & Hermione join Harry & Ginny on 'The Next Great Adventure' as they await the births of Albus Potter & Rose Weasley. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,943 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Prude by Fialleril reviews
While visiting with Padmé's family, Anakin tells Ryoo and Pooja the facts of life, and Padmé is less than pleased. Set during AOTC, before they go to the lake retreat.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Dangers of Gifting for Heros of the Rebellion by MaraLSky reviews
A Missing Moment from VOTF: Han Solo goes gift shopping for Leia, only to discover that his brother-in-law has his own very important gift to buy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Number One! by blank101 reviews
Set between A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back - A light-hearted vignette/missing scene done for fun. Han's always the first to know and Luke feels he's always the last, but this is the kind of dubious honour that no-one should have to face this time on a morning... Humor. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Letters by Jess.91 reviews
Harry wrote to his estranged family whenever he had a child...Here's nine moments in time...One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Second Wedding by the Lake by Darth Nickels reviews
Post-RotJ AU: Han Solo was more than happy to marry Leia at her mother's private retreat, but he hadn't counted on having her father attend or making small talk with the former Darth Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Han S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
I Saw My Lady Weep by Worldmaker reviews
War takes a toll on everyone involved. Happy endings can be achieved, but never easily, and never quickly, even for those that are heroes. All ships are canon. Takes place after Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,792 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Until Their Dying Breath by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Vader’s ghosts are complicated. Set between The Empire Strikes Back and The Return of the Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
O Mine Enemy by Kirby Lane reviews
When Harry finds a battered Snape on his doorstep, events are set in motion that will determine the outcome of the war. 6th year, ignores HBP. Eventually Snape mentors Harry. Response to Bil's Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,276 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Worst Thing by moosey16 reviews
After death, the Star Wars crew’s adventures still aren’t over as they discover that the worst thing that can happen to a Jedi is not the Dark Side, it’s Mary Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Word Up by ValidEgo reviews
Voldemort's army is growing stronger and despite repeated warnings of this by the Order's spy, Harry Potter is captured. When he's rescued, will Severus Snape prove that he is capable as more than just a spy? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 125,174 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Finding Yellow by Realmer06 reviews
Neville's mother has been giving him gum wrappers since he was eleven. But one color has always been missing. Will Neville ever be able to find his yellow and complete the rainbow? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Purple Palate Politicians by Persephone Kore reviews
A very young Padme meets Senator Palpatine for the first time at a family party. Unfortunately, she's had a bit too much sugar.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Padmé Amidala, E. Palpatine - Complete
Don't Tease Your Brother by ginchy-amanda reviews
Family fun with the Skywalkers and Solos. LM, HL, young Solo Kids.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Not In the Plan by Darthishtar reviews
Luke Skywalker, hero of the Alliance, needs a new hand. Problem is, he first needs to get his insurance to cover it.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Luke S. - Complete
28 steps to happily ever after by She's a Star reviews
In which lonely Valentine's Days lead to disasterous February 15ths, Hermione rocks that denial, Ron wallows in misery, and Harry and Ginny decide to mercifully play matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to Padme Amidala by Evey1812 reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a PADME Unit!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Talmar's Song by Fialleril reviews
The line between real life and fairy tale is often very thin... Anakin Solo asks his grandfather for a story, and Leia learns the origin of her name. Anakin & Anakin fic. Sequel to Revenant, but can stand alone. AU if you consider the EU canon Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Anakin Solo - Complete
First Command by Jedi-2B reviews
Luke's first mission as an officer has unexpected obstacles. One shot challenge fic
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Luke S. - Complete
Better Her Than Me by AmazinglyMe reviews
He wondered if his life would flash before his eyes. Kind of a crummy thing for his final moments. Maybe he could ask for a Western or a thriller instead. Han's thoughts as he's being frozen in carbonite. HanLeia. [ONESHOT]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The Freedom Trilogy by mar-isu reviews
Freedom Release and Relief all in one nice neat little package so you don't have to go looking for them
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Men Will Be Boys by Jedi Trace reviews
PostNJO humor vignette. While planning a Life Day party for Ben, Luke and friends are introduced to things called Action Figures.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Flyboys and Fertility by Jedi Trace reviews
Luke discovers a surprise, much to the Solo Family's relief. Humor vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Leia O., Luke S. - Complete
The Other Side by Moyima reviews
Response to the Inversion Challenge on the LV Writers list. Requirements included with chapter one. Luke and Vader switch bodies and have to masquerade as each other until they can switch back. Completed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Cold and Hard by Elana reviews
Vignette. Newborn Luke cries, while ObiWan contemplates bitter thoughts.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Fog Inside The Glass by Limelight reviews
Han Solo spent most of his life sleeping with women and leaving. But he couldn't leave her. [Han Leia]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Leia O., Han S.
Ignite the Stars by rhonderoo and Jedi Trace reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader short story. Some bonds are never broken. TESB, SOTE, ROTJ. COMPLETE.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Anniversaries of the Heart by rhonderoo reviews
Darth Vader gets his personal affairs in order before leaving for his assignment on the second Death Star over Endor. He finds that the past does not always stay behind.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,357 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Darth Vader
When Egos Collide by TrudiRose reviews
One shot. No one's as vain as Prince Charming...except one man. Crossover with Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
Will the Real Luke Skywalker Please Stand Up? by kayladie reviews
What happens when Luke Skywalker runs across someone using his name to pick up women?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
A Night In by otahyoni reviews
The Wraiths get their hands on Face's old holodramas. Set between Wraith Squadron and Iron Fist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2005 - G. Loran/Face, T. Phanan - Complete
The Small Green Bottles of Doom by Triskelion reviews
The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. Special guest appearances by Lily Evans, the Mirror of Erised, and Remus Lupin's temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
How to Write a Love Letter by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James writes his first love letter. Well, he tries, anyway. (One shot-y goodness.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2004 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Letter to the Galaxy by rhonderoo reviews
Darth Vader gets some things off of his chest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Darth Vader
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
An Engagement Is Announced by squelchything reviews
Ever wondered how the rest of the galaxy would react to Han and Leia's relationship? How about the tabloids? HUMOUR.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 226 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2001
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Driving Lord Vader reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
The Father reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Sibling Revelry reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Dream Deferred reviews
Luke Skywalker saw a lot of pilots die in the fight against the Empire. Most of them were friends. She was almost more... A oneshot in honor of Valentine's Day. Canon-compliant.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Luke S. - Complete
The House That Harry Built reviews
Home is where the heart is, but Harry's home has lain in ruins for almost his whole life. After so much loss, can the world ever seem good again? Post-DH longshot, canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Far More Than Rubies reviews
Nine years after AOTC, tragedy revisits the Lars Homestead. Little Luke Skywalker is suddenly plunged into chaos as the rebel movements discover a secret military project that may make a crucial difference in the war with the Empire. COMPLETE.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,752 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Padmé Amidala, Luke S. - Complete
We Happy Few reviews
It isn't all medals and glory after the Battle of Yavin for the two survivors of Red Squadron. Luke Skywalker and Wedge Antilles get to know each other a bit better. NOT slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Wedge A., Luke S. - Complete
The Care and Handling of Professor Snape reviews
A twenty-five-point guide for first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Harrowing of Hermione Granger reviews
After being the recipient of a nasty curse, Hermione is deprived of the use of her writing and wand hand for a month. The catch? NEWTs start in one week… PostDH, canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Imperial Edict No 1138 reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Have a Nice Trip reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
Red's the New Black reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
At the End reviews
Only now, at the end, does he understand. Oneshot, may be edited later. Rating for safety.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete