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Joined 07-02-06, id: 1080240, Profile Updated: 05-11-14
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Bourne series, Maximum Ride, Contagion, Cabin in the Woods, Misc. Movies, and Faculty.

Formerly known as Random Little Writer. I didn't feel like that name fit me anymore, so I changed it.

I'm Shannon, and welcome to my profile.

I don't post here much anymore. I've realized that I'm a lot happier writing about my own characters rather than someone else's. Most of these stories were written when I was younger, and now I'm not too proud of them, so some may be deleted. My writing skills, sense of humor, and opinions (especially on shipping) have changed a lot in the past few years; be aware that my older stories probably do not reflect my current personality.

I might still post here once in a blue moon, but for the most part, I'm done.

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At the End of the Day by tempestquill reviews
SSA Hotchner discovers that there may be more to the Reaper than he first thought as he receives a visit from Foyet after being stabbed nine times by the man. What kind of deal does Foyet offer, and will Hotchner bargain with the devil with his son's innocence hanging in the balance?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, G. Foyet - Complete
Chances Of Hope by obsessedwithstabler reviews
And even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you, honey. Everything will bring a chain of love.
Raising Hope - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sabrina, Jimmy - Complete
At Last by thisisforyou reviews
It was playing when he walked into the diner, the first time he met Frank. Ironic, really, though he didn't realise until later. Songfic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - J. Gideon - Complete
The Bourne Interlude by enigma939 reviews
Even during a peaceful interlude, decisions have to be made, judgements must be rendered, conspiracies need to be hatched and above all, a fugitve must move...the story of what occured during the six week gap at the start of Ultimatum finally revealed.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009
A Taste of Perfection by LunaBelieves reviews
In which Stokely ponders. Inspired by Katy Perry's 'Thinking of You'.
Faculty - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
The Bourne Nemesis by enigma939 reviews
Post-Ultimatum. Noah Vosen enlists the aid of a lethal killer who styles himself after Carlos the Jackal in order to seek vengeance against the people responsible for his downfall: Nicky Parsons, Pamela Landy and Jason Bourne.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
Command Dynamics by Maiyri-Omega reviews
Three-shot Double Drabble about the relationship between Anne and Jeb. EDITED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jeb B. - Complete
Sally and the Seven Dwarves by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Me, Nausicaa of the Spirits, Random Little Writer, Jack Skellington, Sally, and the rest of the CB Parody characters are in this parody of SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES. What hilarity will ensue? R&R! Rated for extreme randomness and comic mischief
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Repercussions and Rebirth by La Flamingo reviews
Noah Vosen has been a sore loser ever since he was five years old and had his butt kicked by his four year old sister at Tic Tac Toe. PostUltimatum musings.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Oh Dear by Museteki reviews
Oh no! Max is on a sugar high and Fang has a giant crayon to knock her out with and Ari is directing fate and avocados are taking over the story and the flock is wishing on stars and there is guacamole! ACK!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
YAY RANDOMNESS & HYPERNESS! by Queen S of Randomness 016 reviews
It started out of boredem...this is the result. BEWARE! RANDOMNESS AHEAD! COMPLETE!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Novel by AtomicScribble reviews
Sequel to Writer's Block. Pebbles and co. are under increasing confusion when they find one section of the team absent...and a new challenge to face. [permahiatus?]
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006
It's You by snappleapple518 reviews
Klaus likes someone. Isadora is distraught whens he finds out. But who is it? Read and Review, please! Just a short drabbly oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Isadora Q., Klaus B. - Complete
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
Christmas Pageant by You-Can't-Catch-Me reviews
When the annual Christmas pageant is being performed by Victor and Victoria's class, what hilarity will ensue?
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,804 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Forget This! by Sugary Snicket reviews
A Slippery Slope semiparody. Includes random referances to other things for my peeps in other fanfiction areas to look though on the off chance that they are an Unfortunate Events fan as well as a Danny Phantom fan.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Victor Comes To Town by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Victor comes to my world... that's pretty much it... R&R!
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Snape Gets Overly Hyper by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Snape goes to 711 and gets a bunch of energy drinks which makes him hyper. Very Random and gross at most points... You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Writer's Block by AtomicScribble reviews
Pebbles never expected her characters to appear,until one night. They become friends, but then the trouble starts...Blends Phantom of the Opera, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Corpse Bride. FIN!
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 34,648 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
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This Is For The Best reviews
[The Faculty & Shock Asylum – Mr. Furlong x Dr. Dewalt] A series of drabbles about an alien science teacher and a mad psychiatrist, two unusual men who only wanted to do what was best.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Faculty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013
A Nice Little Bloodbath reviews
Kevin's been stuck in a cell for too long. It's about time something interesting happened.
Cabin in the Woods - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Gratitude reviews
He wants her to know that she's amazing. David Eisenberg/Ally Hextall. Double drabble.
Contagion - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Ally H., David E. - Complete
The Wretched Window reviews
Violet and Klaus fight over who gets what present, Aunt Josephine and Random become friends, Mr. Poe and the Gangster Gecko try to perform a grammatically correct rap song, and there is a lack of outside references.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009
Maximum Overdrive: The Parody Experiment reviews
Maximum Overdrive lives somewhat happily with her fellow bird-kid fugitives, each one crazier than the last. When bratty Angel gets captured by the Sharpies, the flock has to save her, even though they don't want to.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,459 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009
Admitting Defeat reviews
Vosen contemplates why he left Landy alive.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - N. Vosen, Pamela L. - Complete
Transformation reviews
Albert Hirsch watches the training of David Webb.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - A. Hirsch - Complete
The Revised Reptile Room reviews
Olaf accidentally cuts his own leg off, Mr. Poe drives a purple Mini, Uncle Monty doesn't know he's in a parody, and Random's cousin hijacks the story.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,248 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
The Badly Written Beginning reviews
The first in a series of parodies, in which the Baudelaires grow beards, Count Olaf dances, Mr. Poe talks like a gangster, words get misspelled, and the fourth wall is broken mercilessly.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
It Doesn't Get Easier reviews
A short oneshot set during Ultimatum. Nicky's thoughts during the scene where Jason accompanies her to the bus station in Tangier.
Bourne series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Nicky P., J. Bourne/David W./Delta/Cain - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces reviews
She knows that she has finally moved on. Fiona/Duncan.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Fiona, Duncan Q. - Complete
Maybe reviews
Ginny's thoughts during the kiss in HBP. Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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