MarauderMcGonagall
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Well, my name is Evie. I'm 15 years old. My absolute favourite character is Minerva McGonagall. I think the Marauders are hilarious too!

My favourie HP books in order would have to be:

1) GOF

2) OOTP

3) POA

4) HBP

5) COS

6) PS/SS

Note: Even though COS and PS/SS are lower than the others that doesn't mean i hate them. I LOVE them, i just like the others better! (The scenes with Lockhart and Harry never fail to make me laugh!)

My favourite quotes from the books:

1) PS/SS:

"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..." Lee Jordan

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!

2) COS:

"A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers," Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating."

"Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking! 'He's an internationally famous wizard already!' But when I was twelve, I was just as much of a nobody as you are now. In fact, I'd say I was even more of a nobody! I mean, a few people have heard of you, haven't they? All that business with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!" He glanced at lighting scar on Harry's forehead. "I know, I know -- it's not quite as good as winning Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award five times in a row, as I have -- but it's a start, Harry, it's a start!" Gilderoy Lockhart.

3) POA:

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." The Marauders Map

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.

"I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."
– Oliver Wood

4) GOF:

"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."

"I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth...your dark hair...your mean stature...tragic losses so young in life...I think I am right in saying, my dear, that you were born in midwinter?"
"No," said Harry, "I was born in July."
Ron hastily turned his laugh into a hacking cough.

"You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."

5) OOTP (most ofthe quotes here are from Professor McGonagall. In my view, she made a GREAT reputation for herself in this book!)

Potter, I will assist you to become an Auror if it is the last thing I do! If I have to coach you nightly I will make sure you achieve the required results! Prof. McGonagall

"I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking."

"It unscrews the other way."

"No...not exactly..." said Hermione slowly. "More...wondering...I suppose we're doing the right thing...I think...aren't we?"
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly."

Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I could have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority..."
Beaming, he closed the classroom door in Umbridge's snarling face.

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

"What can I do, Molly?" said Tonks enthusiastically, bounding forward.
Mrs. Weasley hesitated, looking apprehensive.
"Er - no, it's all right, Tonks, you have a rest too, you've done enough today.
"No, no I want to help!" said Tonks brightly, knocking over a chair as she hurried toward the dresser from which Ginny was collecting cutlery.

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"

"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"

6) HBP:

"Take Charms and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms O.W.L., the subject is not necessarily worthless."

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

"And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..."

"Did you hear, there's supposed to be a vampire coming?"
"Rufus Scrimgeour?" asked Luna.
"I - what?" said Harry, disconcerted. "You mean the Minister of Magic?"
"Yes, he's a vampire," said Luna matter-of-factly. "Father wrote a very long article about it when Scrimgeour first took over from Cornelius Fudge, but he was forced not to publish by somebody from the Ministry. Obviously, they didn't want the truth to get out!"

"But you are normal!" said Harry fiercely. "You've just got a-a problem-"

Pointing his wand at nothing in particular, he gave it an upward flick and said Levicorpus! inside his head.
"Aaaaaaaargh!"
There was a flash of light and the room was full of voices: Everyone had woken up as Ron had let out a yell. Harry sent Advanced Potion-Making flying in panic; Ron was dangling upside down in midair as though an invisible hook had hoisted him up by the ankle.

"An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can’t have... Are you sure?"
"Yes I’m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?"
"Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow..."
"I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough."¨

"I do," Myrtle said, with a sulky little shrug, "but that doesn't mean I can't visit other places. I came and saw you in your bath once, remember?"
"Vividly," said Harry.

Ilove Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione and Albus/Minerva ships.

If i had to choose one of my favourite parts in the HP books (this is hard), it would have to be the Quidditch Final in POA when everybody was getting so involved: Lee was swearing, Professor McGonagall was shouting, Percy completely lost his dignity. It just makes me laugh everytime i read it.

Well, that was short...but i guess all good things have to come to an end. Heehee. I hope all of you enjoy my stories!

MarauderMcGonagall

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Evie

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Glimpse The Tempest by Athena G reviews
In a world full of magic and emotion is it possible to see the physical bonds of love? Follow Minerva's journey of magic, love and war as she discovers that her relationship with Dumbledore goes deeper than either of them could have realised. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,034 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
The Elite Order by Emerald J. Beckett reviews
Stay Tuned For Future Updates! With the Dark Lord's return, no one is safe. But what is happening with the students of Hogwarts? Why are only a few affected? And what can the Potions Master do to protect them? AUOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Severus S., OC
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Dear Minnie by Otspock reviews
This is a companion to Educational Reform. Letters between Martina and Proffessor McGonagal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Minerva M., OC
Maybe by TartanLioness reviews
Maybe this is what happened. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Emerald J. Beckett reviews
The Greatest Headmaster of the history of Hogwarts is dead. The Potions Master is now on the run, hiding from his former coworkers and friends. But what is he getting ready for? Why is he returning to his once beloved home? And who is helping him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Oblivion and the Stupidity of Its Results by the pawn shoppe heart reviews
AU, written pre HPB. Voldemort's dead, and the Order staff party is on! Rating for foul language, suggestivenss, and sheer stupidity. Cowritten, see author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005
Five Minutes by JamSack reviews
HBP Oneshot. Not five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes, just five. She had five minutes to deal with everything that had come her way, and the biggest thing of all would take her a life time to deal with. Implied MMAD. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Blessings and Heartache by Quill of Minerva reviews
The Daily Prophet doesn’t always print the truth about Albus Dumbledore but sometimes it does, their recent article will bring hope and then heartache to Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
A Jump in the Lake by miss mcGonagle reviews
Albus takes Minerva's words literally to prove his love for her. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Staff Room by saiyanwizard reviews
The Hogwarts staff is exhausted. A staff meeting is called, but the fatigue of Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, and Severus Snape begins to catch up to them. A one shot during the first school term of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
British Americans by FreedomStar reviews
DISCONTINUED Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Draco Malfoy have been selected by Dumbledore to represent Hogwarts at a competition in America with Professor McGonagall for mentor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
Gryffindor Colors by dreamcoatmom reviews
Missing scene from OotP. It is a sleepless night for Professor McGonagall following Gryffindor's Quidditch Cup win. She heads to the common room to put a stop to the noise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Minerva M.
Albus Dumbledore's Yuletide Cocktail Party by Kazza reviews
Rated PG13 for smutty but not explicit humour. Albus Dumbledore arranges a staff cocktail party and discovers that alcohol and bored staff are not a good mix. Response to the Knockturn Alley Dumbledore's Christmas Fun Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Severus S., Albus D., Alastor M., R. Hooch - Complete
A Caged Lioness by Minerva's Kittens reviews
Letting Albus leave for an Order mission in the middle of an argument Minerva worries herself to exhaustion on whether her last words to him would be: "Go, just go." Don't worry this is a one-shot with a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Another Chance by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[Very slow WIP] An accident in the Potions classroom turns Snape, McGonagall, and Dumbledore into 17 year olds. Flitwick, Sprout, and Hagrid are left to run Hogwarts. Dueling, Quidditch, and dancing. ADMM, SS plays the field! Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Masseuse by MuseQ reviews
Hermione's new scheme to make a few extra galleons creates havoc at Hogwarts with the students and the staff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Quidditch Through The Ages by ickle-helena reviews
Charity staff vs student Quidditch match at Hogwarts. Did you know there are 700 known fouls? The staff do. All bets are on... 4 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Harry P.
Staff Room Scheming by BekaJWP reviews
OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Game of the Century by Crookykanks reviews
A staff vs. students quidditch match is proposed. Students are excited to see their teachers fall off their brooms. Will they see it? *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Bonding Experience by Agent ZephyrRowan MacAllister reviews
When tensions between the staff go too far, Dumbledore arranges a little party to try and smoothe things over. Pandemonium ensues. My first HP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2001
Christmas Eve Candles by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
Erm...well, it's about one of the staff members at Hogwarts remembering a Christmas past....you'll have to read to figure out who....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2000 - Minerva M.
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Mission Impossible reviews
James has got a plan that he proudly calls Mission Get Lily To Fall For Him or as Remus, Sirius and Peter call it, Mission Impossible...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
A Slip of the Tongue reviews
When Professor McGonagall accidentally insults Trelawney in front of her, she is plagued with guilt. But how can Minerva say sorry to someone she has disliked for so long? ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Winning More Than the Match reviews
With her brains...and their wit...they're sure to outsmart that toad. A missing moment from OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Marauder's Revenge reviews
The Marauder's first year at Hogwarts! Friendships are formed, lessons begin and of course pranks are played, but what happens when someone tries to outwit the Marauder's at their own game? Someone with dangerous motives? All J.K.R'S...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
Stumbling Onto Secrets reviews
It's the Marauders sixth year at Hogwarts but, things are changing: The Marauders have been split in two. James and Remus are furious with Sirius after he tells Snape to go through the Whomping Willow where 'Moony' is. Is this the end of the Marauders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
The Recovery reviews
What happened to Minerva McGonagall when she got stunned in OOTP? Take a look and see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006
Love in a War Struck Time reviews
They had found love in a war struck time and that was all that mattered. A RonHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Then Silence reviews
What really happened when Harry and Dumbledore left Minerva McGonagall guarding Barty Crouch Jr. Missing scene from GOF. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Memories reviews
A few days after Albus Dumbledore's death, Minerva McGonagall finds she is much more affected than she thought. Can she find the strenght she needs to go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete