Author has written 10 stories for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Dinotopia, Torchwood, and Peter Pan.
Just so you know. I you ever want me to say something sane to you... DON'T GIVE ME SUGAR!!!!! I BECOME COMPLEATLY RANDOM AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET SOMETHING NORMAL FROM ME!!! ;)
Hello, my name is ... Rusty
I am ... years old and have brown hair and green eyes.
I am ... years old
and Cirius Skills!
I also love House and NCIS!
I totally love Jack/Ianto fics and for those who don't like them, don't tell me!
I am totally evil and LOVE purple monkey dishwashers!
(Sorry for my randomness!) I AM RANDOM!
" 'I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave it up.'
'You gave up drinking?'
'No, I gave up reading...' "
"Suicide is a way of telling God, you can't fire me, I QUIT!"
"When life gives me lemons, I return them with the receipt and replace them with vegemite"
"The song "Dancing in the moonlight" is politically incorrect, because if you danced in the moonlight you'd trip over break your arm and sue the moon for not being bright enough!"
Have you ever noticed how often people say it's a free country, but really it's not all that free? Statistics show that Australia has the most laws and curfews and rules in the world. With Germany coming in at second and then England, then America. Shocking isn't it?!
YAY RANDOM USELESS FACTS! COME REJOICE WITH ME! RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM, HA, RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM, HA, RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM DANCING THROUGH THE STREETS ALTOGETHER NOW! RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM, RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM...
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
Did you hear all those jokes about Saddam? They were poorly executed.
There is a rumour going around, spread by many females, that Saddam Hussein was, well Hung.
Saddam was supposably a great basketball player, he had great hang time.
Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.
Armadillos are able to contract leprosy.
Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts.
The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
In Bahrain, a male gynaecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.
If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people, 50 of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Close to 80 of people who watch the Super Bowl on television, only do so to view the commercials.
In the 1800's, people believed that gin could cure stomach problems.
It took approximately 2.5 million blocks to build the Pyramid of Giza, which is one of the Great Pyramids.
Thomas Edison designed a helicopter that would work with gunpowder. It ended up blowing up and also blew up his factory.
McDonalds calls frequent buyers of their food heavy users.
Americans ate eight million more orders of French fries and almost six million more hamburgers this year compared to last.
The Netherlands has built 800 miles of massive dikes and sea walls to hold back the sea.
One pair of rats has the potential for 15,000 descendants in a year.
A female can produce up to twelve litters of twenty rats a year.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
The rat has been called the world’s most destructive mammal - other than man.
Rats destroy an estimated 1/3 of the world’s food supply each year.
25 of all fires of unknown origin are rat-caused.
26 of all electric cable breaks and 18 of all phone cable disruptions are caused by rats.
The USA has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
Members of the armed forces and the police cannot vote in the Dominican Republic.
US tops the world in plastic surgery procedures. Next comes Mexico.
22 of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2 did so.
Mexican women spend 15.3 of their life in ill health.
Most Zambians don't live to see their 40th birthday.
The Mall in Washington, D.C. is 1.4 times larger than Vatican City.
The women of Iceland earn two-thirds of their nation's university degrees.
American adults have been educated for the longest time.
The ten most generous countries are all in Europe.
72 of people in Mali earn less than $1 per day.
The top 8 most developed countries all speak Germanic languages. Every such country is in the top 20.
More than 20 of the votes in the 2001 elections in Argentina were invalid.
You can be imprisoned for not voting in Fiji, Chile and Egypt - at least in theory.
0.7 of Americans are currently in prison. Wow!
Saudi diplomats have 367 outstanding parking fines in Britain.
The average criminal sentence length is 137 years in Colombia.
Two-thirds of the world's kidnappings occur in Colombia.
America puts many more of its citizens in prison than any other nation.
Two-thirds of the world's executions occur in China.
Former enemies, America and Russia now have a great deal in common - they both lead the world in locking people up.
You're 66 times more likely to be prosecuted in the USA as in France.
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500.00 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
All Humans Are 99.9 Genetically Identical and 98.4 of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.
Out of every eight people that die from smoking, one person dies from second-hand smoke.
Every day, 1000 Americans quit smoking...by dying.
$3.6 billion is spent yearly by tobacco companies to advertise and promote the death of human life.
Tobacco companies are now shipping their products to third world countries, so they can smoke, dip, and chew. Smoking is the number one cause of dozens of diseases. They are called "third-world countries" for a reason, you know. Why throw more diseases at them if not just to make a few extra bucks?
Hundreds of thousands of children die because their parents smoke...the children have never taken up a cigarette, but they pay the price for their parents' habit.
43 chemicals in the smoke of cigarettes cause cancer, both for the smoker and the people around the smoker.
Second-hand smoke (breathing the air when a smoker is around) kills about 3000 people a year with just lung cancer. Smoking causes other diseases. Can you imagine over 3000 bodies lying on the ground around a smoker? You don't need to imagine, it's really happening.
Second-hand smoke fills the air with some of the same chemicals found in the air around toxic waste dumps.
I am not a smoker and never will be one. Anyone who is reading this profile and is a smoker, I am ashamed of you. Read the paragraphs above more carefully and you will see that YOU are a murderer if you smoke. If you quit today you will be doing the world and the world’s people and children a big favour.
If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile and join my petition. Remember smoking harms more people than just yourself, it harms innocent people and more scarily innocent children. Children are our future. Don't murder our future.
Please Copy and paste the above into your profile to show your protest against smoking. Join me, in making a better world for our children.
More Randomness for you! Cos I know you love it!
Rusty likes: Rorza, chocolate, sugar, Remus Lupin, the moon, t.v, her friends, Ianto, Jack Harkness
Rusty HATES: Bigears, bribing, people who don't reveiw, yellow, words stating with the letter q
Read SARCASMrulesME cause she is cool, and random, very random and she likes rum.
Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Did you know Santa is an anagram of Satan:)
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
" 'I read about the evils of drinking, so I gave it up.'
Ways to annoy people in an elevator:
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
My two favourite ones:
1 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
2 When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
Come join the darkside. We have cookies!
Just so you know, I don't always act random.
(Evil chuckle, then promptly walks into wall. Must remember to open eyes when walking)
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