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Joined 07-04-06, id: 1081981, Profile Updated: 03-18-09
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hey guys. I'm coolbeanie.

It's been a while since I've updated last, and I am deeply sorry. Life has gotten in the way of everything. I have two Maximum Ride stories going (if you have not read the Max Ride series by James Patterson, I highly recommend you do so). I've been reading a lot of stories on this site, and I absoluetly adore them. Everyone on this site is an amazing author, seriously.

Well, here are some things about me:

My favorite movies: JUNO = my true love. also- What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, The Sixth Sense, Disturbia, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Cool Hand Luke, Superbad, Edward Scissorhands, Forrest Gump, October Sky, The Pursuit of Happiness, Anchorman, Steel Magnolias, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (for some odd reason, I cry a lot in that movie!), Little Miss Sunshine, Crash, Pride & Prejudice, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter, The Notebook, Garden State...

My music: The Kinks, The Rolling Stones, Kimya Dawson, Teddy Geiger, Coconut Records, A Fine Frenzy, Feist, Vampire Weekend, Holly Brook, Hot Hot Heat, The Killers, Johnny Cash, The Wallflowers, Kanye West, The Verve Pipes, Dave Mathew's Band, The Shins, Queen, Brad Paisely, Sherwood, Rascal Flatts, Roisin Murphy, Frou Frou, 3 Doors Down, The Who, Bon Jovi, BILLY JOEL, The Fray, The Racket, Regina Spector, Pushmonkey, AC/DC, Push Play...

My books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Pride & Prejudice, The Last Summer of You and Me, Speak, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Rules of Survival, Twisted, Wild Roses, The Lovely Bones, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Stotan, Whale Talk, This Lullaby, Chinese Handcuffs, The Belljar...

My TV shows: HOUSE (I am obsessed. I know every episode by heart.) Grey's Anatomy (I analyze to the point where no one wants to watch it with me.) Law and Order: SVU, The Black Donnellys (out on DVD. buy it!), Criminal Minds.

Well, I will add more to this later.

Peace & Love,


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Scars: Original Version by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language. Original Version of Story. Unfinished. Plan to rewrite in future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,531 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Life With Derek: For Marti by BigDaddyThaddy reviews
Tragedy hits the Venturi:MacDonald family, causing the two eldest children to become responsible adults through their overwhelming grief, thus bringing them closer. DASEY. Sum inside. R&R FORMERLY: MARTI THE MATCHMAKER!
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,699 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Casey M., Derek V.
Time Changes Everything by soulmatesDC reviews
After graduating high school, Derek and Casey hear something unsettling. When they find themselves somewhere unexpected, will they be able to put their differences aside to get back home?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
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Life as We Know It reviews
Another look at the flock's stay at Anne's house: Max is forced to deal with school, pain, and a new life as a teenager. But can the flock's old lives on the run be avoided forever?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006
Break reviews
Sequel to Long Time No See: The flock is heading west, trying to escape from the the enemies that they left behind. Will they ever escape? And what really happened to Max at the old institute? Who knows the truth?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006
Long Time No See reviews
The flock has had it easy for a while, but things go very wrong. There's a new Institute, but is it like the old one? What trouble lies beneath those walls? And can Max handle everything alone? Read to find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,683 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete