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Sniper Ship by Ship-the-ships-I-ship reviews
Right now they’re partners in battle and school. Can they be more? Little story about our snipers
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,644 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [Chiba R., Hayami R.]
Build it Up by Pakmai reviews
Set after Burn it Down. Chloe has to decide if she wants Lucifer in her life. But things are never as simple as that with these two. How will their fledgling relationship affect their cases, and their future? And what will Amenadiel and Mum think about this new woman in Lucifer's life, keeping him on Earth? Set season 2, after Lady Parts. Deckerstar. Lucifer/Chloe.
Lucifer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,982 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 6/19 - Lucifer M., Chloe D.
Grounded by thedragonaunt reviews
Sherlock's impetuous nature lands him in hot water. Part of my Sherlolly Saga, fits into the timeline after Until Death and before Quiet Sunday. Parentlock. Cover image by elbafo - the photoshop queen!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,488 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W., OC
Queen of Shades by jaegermighty reviews
"Oh jeez," Chloe said, "am I in the touchy-feely part of Hell?" [post s4]
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/24 - [Chloe D., Lucifer M.] - Complete
Mates For Eternity by xxLuAshxx reviews
Male vampires are very possessive and dominant of their mates. Bella Swan is a vampire before she moves to the small town of Forks. What happens when she moves to Forks? *POSSESSIVE EDWARD & LEMONS. STEPHANIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT* R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,822 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tragic Life Changes by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Set in the beginning of season 3. A tragic accident involving Chloe and Dan forces Lucifer to take on responsibilities and life changes he never thought he would. Can he handle it along with his own pain? And is Chloe truly lost to him?
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,776 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/27/2018 - [Lucifer M., Chloe D.] Trixie - Complete
Georgia? How Dare You! by GuiltyPleasureGA reviews
After months of being absent, Lucifer returns. Dan makes assumptions as to where he's been. Lucifer takes offense. Humorous take on how Lucifer's return to work might go. A short oneshot that I needed to get out of my head.
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., Dan, Ella L. - Complete
Traumgestalt by 1alucard1 reviews
Post-season 4 finale. Chloe is being plagued by increasingly realistic dreams about Lucifer. Meanwhile, in hell, a place where nobody ever sleeps, Lucifer is being haunted by visions of the detective.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/24 - Lucifer M., Chloe D. - Complete
She Rocks My World by gabby1017 reviews
80's Rocker, Edward Cullen, is the frontman for the enormously popular band, Cullen. He's every woman's dream; handsome, wealthy, and talented, but the elusive rocker has something to hide until an overwhelmingly gifted, doe-eyed beauty steals his heart at first sight and sound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/17/2017 - Bella, Edward
All Of My Worlds Suck by Wilkwo reviews
Takes place immediately after the Season 4 finale, and explores how one rather devilish angel makes his way back home. Hint: he has a little help. Includes the full cast of main characters, in various ways. Also explores Chloe's miracle and what that really means for Lucifer... and Trixie! Story is now complete! Enjoy!
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/6 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., Amenadiel, Trixie - Complete
Mortals by just.a.little.too.obsessed reviews
(BEING REWRITTEN) I won't stop you from reading this one, but the other version is much better. Another story about a mortal crushing on Annabeth and trying to break Percy and Annabeth apart. A mortal's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Jasper Is by ibelieveinguardianangels reviews
A collection of one-shots looking into situations where Jasper is feeling a certain emotion. I.e. Jasper is Happy, Jasper is Scared. Includes all of the Cullens, and Bella. MULTI CHAPTER. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 165 - Words: 125,302 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/16/2017 - Jasper - Complete
My Fearless Love by Mia Vaan reviews
Lucifer returns from Hell a little different... Post-Season 4.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/20 - [Chloe D., Lucifer M.] Maze, Trixie - Complete
Chloe and the Bouncer by Katieb423 reviews
All Chloe wants to do is spend a quiet evening with Lucifer, but the bouncer ar LUX has other ideas. (Spoiler Alert: Ends with an adorable, domestic Deckerstar scene).
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14 - Lucifer M., Chloe D. - Complete
I Am My Brother's Keeper by Lucigoosey The Lightbringer reviews
Everything was going great until the biggest dick in Heaven showed up.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,155 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/30/2018 - Complete
Insert Your Favorite Expletive Here by Emma O'Leary reviews
Bella is pissed off and looking for a little catharsis with her best friend, Alice. Who's the target of her anger? Jacob. What's she going to do about it? Alice has a plan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect by Reade-Queen-Of-Versailles reviews
Her. Him. Them. Together. In this moment. Perfect. / [Shamless KoroAguri fluff. Other minor couples mentioned: Nagikae, KarManami, MimuFuwa, KuraJima, GakuRio, SugiZaki, YoshiHara, ChibaHaya, RenZama]
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2018 - [Koro-sensei, Aguri Y.] - Complete
All the Things We Thought We Knew by 16magnolias reviews
John, among others, thought that Molly was the last person Sherlock would ever think of. Sherlock thought that Molly was over him. Molly thought that she never had, or would have, any effect on the heart of Sherlock Holmes. In the end, they were all wrong. Spoilers for season 4. T for language and mature themes. Drama and friendship to angst and romance. Sherlolly, in the end.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 129,769 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
I'll Always Come For You by HesMines reviews
When Trixie is in danger, nothing can stop the Lord of Hell from protecting his own. Mild Deckerstar. Guest appearances from Lucifer siblings around ch6.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/12/2018 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., Trixie - Complete
Curbside Pick-up by Triscribe reviews
Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,817 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,150 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 7/13/2018 - Published: 6/24/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Summoning by Phantomhill reviews
In which Lucifer and Maze are in Hell, Trixie summons Maze, and Chloe makes pancakes (sort of).
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Complete
A day with the Cullens by x.Chrysanthemum.x reviews
A series of extended oneshots as Bella spends an afternoon with each of the Cullens as her vampire life progresses. Each chapter picks two Cullens. Still in Progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Complete
Siren Song by LiddieX reviews
Bella has a secret that Alice is bent on exposing to the family. Bella can sing, and she writes songs. Join the Cullens on their journey to discover more about Bella through her music.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 9/22/2017
Eala by Alyscia reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have an instant attraction from the first night he walks into her pub. The mob boss and the enforcer's daughter have more in common than they know. Danger is the name of the game, but they must be willing to sacrifice their love for their safety. Will their secrets stay hidden, or will they spill along with their blood?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,278 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spider-Baby of mine by wolfypuppypiles reviews
Tony never considered himself a father to anyone, but when Peter is hit with an alien weapon and de-aged that's exactly what he needs to be.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 302 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Life of Edward by 2brown-eyes reviews
Edward Cullen's unpopular life in high school was like living in the land of Mordor. However, free-spirited Bella Swan seemed to make his time there more bearable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Hell With Providence by 1alucard1 reviews
Linda helps Lucifer overcome the gridlock in his relationship with Chloe. He decides he wants to pursue a romantic relationship with the detective, but is it already too late? Has he screwed things up beyond repair? (Spoiler: It's not and he hasn't)
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., L. Martin - Complete
The Devil's In the Details by agrove reviews
Sequel to Devil Inside. Almost a year after defeating his out of control sibling Lucifer returns to Chloe after a two month battle in Hell to reclaim his throne. The Devil's insistence on hiding his vulnerabilities may put more than just himself at risk and the truth about his seemingly normal onyx ring comes out in the worst way.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,652 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Lucifer M., Chloe D.]
Edward Tried to Ignore It by SilverSnow19 reviews
Edward was a kind vampire. So much so that he couldn't bring himself to drink from the little fluff ball purring in the tree, even if it did smell like strawberries. Bella was fascinated. She was also a cat at will. What better way to approach her fascination than to purr her way into its life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,314 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things I Can(not) Do in Amity Park by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,273 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer
The Adopted Little Spider by Supernerd17 reviews
What if Tony Stark adopted Peter as a baby when he had no where else to take care of him and then in the process changes his life for the better. This story is based off of Spider-Man: Homecoming but will include lots of moments with the Avengers. Please comment and review:)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,240 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
May I be Excused? (Full length) by SonicCrazyGal reviews
The teachers of Casper High often meet together to discuss the hardships of work, the strange things that happen within the halls, and the mystery that is Daniel Fenton. Take a look at the show you love through the teachers of Casper High. Warning: Teacher OCs.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,315 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Complete
Hello Shooting Star, Again by Professional Magical Girl reviews
Koro-sensei is back.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/10/2017 - 3-E Students, Koro-sensei - Complete
Foxes by Iamnothappiness reviews
Some jealousy is healthy in a relationship, but that takes on a whole different meaning when you're married to the devil. Part 4 of the Morningstar Twins series.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Lucifer M., Chloe D. - Complete
There's No Music in Hell by Solo's Falcon reviews
The murder of a priest leads detective Chloe Decker to a secluded abbey to investigate. Having Lucifer as her partner proves to be both an asset and a liability. But keeping him on a leash is not her biggest problem. Dealing with her growing attraction towards him is. While they struggle with their feelings, a threat lurks in the shadows determined to bring the Devil to his knees.
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,768 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., Amenadiel, Maze - Complete
Intertwined by bee.a bear reviews
Their comfort in each other's presence brought them serenity. It was all they ever wanted. [KarmaxManami]
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Karma A., Okuda M., 3-E Students, Kayano K. - Complete
221 Sherlollipops by MizJoely reviews
Because we all deserve short sweet treats. Enjoy 221 unrelated Sherlolly one-shots, ratings varying from K to M, often with a side of Warstan.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 221 - Words: 244,919 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
Mortals: Meet by SilverHuntresses reviews
Mortals meeting your fav PJO and HoO characters/couples! Request taken. Nothing M. Preferably over their twenties (high school meetings are so overused) DISCLAIMER: Characters: Uncle Rick Cover: The Talented @-blue-cookies- (Wattpad user)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 104 - Words: 177,084 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Frank Z., Hazel L.] - Complete
How This Happened! by SilverHuntresses reviews
Collab with ObeliskX! When Aphrodite steal yet one more mortal suitor from her, Hecate has enough. Though, problems start arising when she mistakes the amount of potion... changing the gender of all of the Olympians! Follow the gods in learn how to use their new bodies...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 49,549 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Aphrodite, Ares, Hades, Hestia - Complete
Till the devil do us part by Cengiz reviews
There is this saying "Till the death do us part" and Chloe knew from the beginning, that she had just one life and needed to make the best out of it. And with the devil as your friend, death didn't seem so final anymore. But, was it really a blessing to get a second chance or did this only create more chaos in her life?
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,595 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016 - [Lucifer M., Chloe D.] OC - Complete
Christmastances by planetblue reviews
"I like her, Emmett. And I like the idea of her."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,417 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How the Devil Found Christmas by Mia Vaan reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Lucifer celebrates his first Christmas. Set after 2x10.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 12/23/2016 - [Lucifer M., Chloe D.] Amenadiel, Trixie - Complete
Pieces of Our Days by sora-to-umi reviews
All our moments together, big or small, are something to be treasured. - For Karmanami Week 2016!
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Karma A., Okuda M. - Complete
One Slightly Murderous Family by palmtreedragons reviews
Clint and Natasha sing on missions, Quicksilver watches old cartoons and gets bad ideas, Peter and Wade have a disastrous adventure, and they all battle to the death playing Pokémon Go. You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried. Avengers (and other Marvel folk) living together AU. Now featuring Spider-Man, Deadpool, the X-Men, the Agents of SHIELD, and the Guardians!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,900 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pietro M./Quicksilver, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Pancakes and Zoo Trips by DBhawkguy30 reviews
Lucifer spends the day with his girls by organising a trip to the zoo. Major Fluffiness! Rated T for chapter 3.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Lucifer M., Chloe D., Trixie - Complete
Frequency by RevyCaitEll reviews
"Maddie did you hear that?" Jack pointed to their shared workbench, where a Fenton Phone sat innocently. That is until it crackled to life.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jack F.
Without A Smile by melistories reviews
"I hardly slept last night as it was. Mr. Cullen ran out of the office shortly after I stopped and I thought about boxing up my things but decided to wait until I was officially fired before doing anything rash." "You mean rash like breaking out in a song-and-dance routine in front of your boss?" Rosalie snickered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 5/28/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ironic by Sweet-Devilish-Angel reviews
My name is Manami Okuda, and this is the story where I found the real meaning of "heaven" in the arms of a devil. "Say my name… and I'll make the pain go away." AU one-shot
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Karma A., Okuda M. - Complete
These are the Days by 2brown-eyes reviews
One little mistake can set your life on a path you never expected. Bella remembers the day that led her to a handsome young Marine and an opportunity for true love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Bella, Edward
Rekindling Friendships? Yeah Right! by Transient Joy reviews
Vampire Bella runs into the old friends from high school when taking Renesmee out to lunch. What she thought to be an awkward conversation turns into something else when Mike and Jessica show up at the Cullen mansion eager to break her and Edward up. How far will they go until the rest of the Cullens get annoyed exact revenge? Hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,037 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Bella, Edward] Mike, Jessica
Percabeth Meets World by luluhrh reviews
I know it's been done to death, but I couldn't help myself, so here it is! Percabeth meets mortals and new demigods, maybe even a few monsters! Still, no matter what happens, Percabeth is together to the end... right? WARNING: if you hate Percabeth, don't read this. Read something else.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,099 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 6/12/2014
High Noon: After Breaking Dawn A Twilight Fanfic by Emerald Star73 reviews
10 years post-Breaking Dawn. Edward & Bella are living happily ever after, finally attend Dartmouth. New details of Alice's past are discovered; several seemingly unrelated events from the past are intertwined. Will the Volturi threat ever be eliminated?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,918 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Prank War by Blackberry Explosion reviews
What happens when a prank war is begun on the Argo II? Total mayhem. Boys vs. girls, for 24 hours straight. Whatever happens, someone is not leaving alive. Just kidding, I don't kill characters. But there is a lot of screaming, cursing, and laughing. Join the Seven and Calypso as they try their best to outprank the other team. Caleo-centric. Rated T for paranoia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,975 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Calypso, Leo V.]
Belward by footprints358 reviews
Access Hollywood thinks he's gay. Extra thinks he's secretly married. In reality, Hollywood Hot Shot Edward Cullen is just busy. The literary world recognizes M. Dwyer as one of the most prolific writers of this generation. The business world knows Isabella Swan as a philanthropic real estate mogul. What happens when all of this comes crashing together? Canon Couples. Adult lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,950 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Complete
The Cullens do Wife Swap by Rhoda2611 reviews
The Cullen kids decide to get back at Carlisle and Esme, so they sign up for Wife Swap. They are going to make this episode of Wife Swap the most memorable of all. Their will be a few surprises thrown into the story. This is my first story so please r&r. Story is coming to a close soon, rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,864 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
Troubles in the Argo II by OrangeFace99 reviews
It was a happy day for the crew of the Argo. Percy and Annabeth were safe and okay. But what happens when, one-by-one, the crew members started changing into...babies? After HoH, but no spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
The songbook by twilightrules17 reviews
Edward find bella songbook, he ask her if she will sing the songs to him and his family (sorry not very good summary) rated M for some swearing later on in the books and for Emmett being Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Bella, Edward
Loving Him Was Red by K-Unit reviews
Dedication to the release of Taylor Swift's album RED :) What will happen when Edward finds Bella's songbook?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,913 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
He's Your Boyfriend? by xoInfinityxo reviews
Annabeth moves to New York to live with her aunt and cousins and is happy to be closer to camp and Percy, but what happens when Annabeth finds out that her cousin has a crush on the famous green-eyed hero? Percabeth, Jasper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 113,340 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
From the Outside by Sincerely Kimby reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,775 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Therapy by just.a.little.too.obsessed reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Leo are sent to therapy! What craziness will ensue?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Bitter Memories by J1998 reviews
When Edward left and Jacob imprinted, Bella's life became cursed with bitter immortality. She encounters the tragedy of a human family and finds a new purpose in her life by taking care of Renesmee. When she bumps into the Cullens once more, she refuses to associate with them as long as she was responsible for Renesmee. But how can she ignore them...when they love her too?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,745 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
This Thing Of Ours by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
This is a story of a tough as nails, Bella, who can bring a mob boss, Edward, to his knees, but in all the right ways. What happens when these two strong personalities collide in more than one way? Content edited version will post on ffn, non-content edited versions will post on twcs and ficpad. AH/Rated M, completely out of character.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,260 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Survive Being a SI Employee by Seito reviews
While the top several floors belong to the Avengers, the rest of the building is still an industrial main-stay of Stark Industries. How do the employees cope with having superheroes in the same building with them? For starters, not very well. "Oh so first you break my computers, then you kill Alpha and now you break my assistant! What did I ever do you!" R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,667 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Complete
Miracles and Mischief by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
What if Carlisle & Esme were granted the wish that was always out of reach? The Cullen's learn that Renesmee isn't the only type of miracle that exists in the world. FORNICATIN' FATHER'S DAY WINNER: FAN FAVE, BEST LEMON, HOST'S CHOICE! Now multi-chapter!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,561 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
The Boss's Wife by twillover1313 reviews
Homeless Bella meets Edward just after being rescued from an assault. Mob boss Edward meets Bella just after being told he's out of time...he has to find a wife. Can they help each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,712 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Edward, Bella
What? by Archer-in-Disguise reviews
An overly confident senior tries to catch a beautiful gray eyed blonde's attention but is in for a BIG surprise. Set after the Giant War.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,034 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Back to School by Alyce Seafire reviews
The Big Three are arguing ... their sisters are finally fed up with all the fighting. Turned them into TEENAGERS! Can they handle their...situation in Goode High School? Will anyone be able to help them get along? Their Children Perhaps? School Teachers Classmates and Demigods...something is bound to go wrong. Complete. Sequel: Back to Goode is up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,575 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hades, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
A Girl with Hidden Talents by Twi-chick34 reviews
Bella plays Edward's piano while Edward is gone, but what she doesn't know is that him and his family are actually there, listening after they return early.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Percy's Bullies by Liana Legaspi reviews
A collection of one-shots focusing on Percy's bullies. Chapter 1: While working at Caribou, Nancy recognizes an old rival. Chapter 2: Clarisse meets a chip-toothed punk. Chapter 3: Sloan meets his old nemesis in unlikely circumstances. Chapter 4: Isabel Gonzalez. Chapter 5: The "Old Sot." Chapter 6: Octavian. Chapter 7: Drew Tanaka. Chapter 8: Gabe Ugliano. Chapter 9: ?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Percy J., Nancy B., Matt S., Clarisse R. - Complete
Mise-en-Place by callmepagliacci reviews
I recreated his mother's recipes when he was homesick. I made meal plans when he had to gain or lose weight for a role. And when he wanted chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne for another woman he was bringing home, I made them with all the love in my heart—the love he'd never see. So I showed him with my food.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprises by EmziBob reviews
Jessica comes home after a 3 year trip expecting Edward to be waiting to marry her, but she is in for quite the surprise. Story is now on an indefinite hold due to unforeseen circumstances.. Apologies but I will be back with you as soon as I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4861 - Favs: 6,062 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
dark sun by xSirenSongx reviews
Love,vampires,wolves,compromises,war…how much more can one human take! When the past comes back to kill Bella how does everyone react? Can there be peace between the Cullen's and Quileutes long enough to protect the one human everyone adores. daybreak-3
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,094 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella and Edward at Angela's Wedding by ptrtool1999 reviews
Six Years Post Breaking Dawn, an invitation to their friend Angela's wedding arrives at the Cullen's house. What will their friends from high school think when they encounter Bella, now that she looks like a supermodel and no longer has a heartbeat? Fluff and Fun, short story. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,452 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Bella, Angela, Edward - Complete
Golden Lifestyle by J1998 reviews
In 1912, the RMS Titanic set sail for New York. Isabella Swan was onboard with her parents and fiance, when tragedy strikes. Now the only one left in her family, she makes her way to New York where she meets a vampire who changes her. After many years of traveling alone, she meets the Cullens. Can they convince her to stay? Will Edward be able to change her disapproval of men?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,460 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pay Back by Radiant Arabian Nights reviews
What if Bella stayed as the Cullen's for the weekend without Edward? What if Bella had been down lately and they decided to cheer her up with some pranks? What if the pranks they did on Bella made her upset that she runs to her identical twin sister?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Bella - Complete
Stomp It by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
He watches her through the window every morning. She watches him. Do they talk or do they continue the glances through the window as they continue their routines?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 201 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
A Good Man by Confused-But-Insouciant reviews
It's Tony's birthday party. All the Avengers attend. Justin Hammer gatecrashes. And because Loki's there so the Avengers can keep an eye on him, Tony gives Loki permission to do his 'Angry God Of Mischief' thing with Hammer. Naturally, things would never go exactly to plan with superheroes and Gods at the party . And will Loki ever redeem himself?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Baby Mine by Resonae reviews
Clint gets a face full of alien ooze, turning him into a tiny two year old. Steve and Tony may be enjoying this change a little too much. Basically a pot full of honey-fluff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Remember When? Outtakes by 2brown-eyes reviews
Outtakes from Remember When...? These are private more intimate memories of Edward and Bella that they would never share with the others.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember When? by 2brown-eyes reviews
A group of friends go on a road trip before they head off to their separate ways. In the car to past the time they play a game called Remember When..? Basically looking back on a series of memories of them growing up together. 90% angst free. light/funny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,680 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Beloved by SunKing reviews
Three hundred years since he had seen her, and now he would see her again. It was as if a rope tugged directly on his heart, leading him to the place where she waited; silent and still, she waited. REPOST
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All because of a game of truth or dare by puasluoma reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were little. Will a drunk game of truth or dare show them their real feelings for each other or will they pretend it never happened?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Western by kts reviews
Edward is a hit-man with one rule; he doesn't do women. When he learns his next target is Bella, he makes a decision that ends up changing his life - and hers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,662 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected, or not by donellys reviews
Fork's high school batch of 2006 has finally graduated college. They have a school reunion, but are surprised to see the new Cullen. Sparks fly as Mike rekindles with the past and meets with his future. POV of different people. OOC for Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,370 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Mike
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Emmett and Lady Gaga by Rose Tyler reviews
Jacob introduces Emmett to Lady Gaga. Now Rosalie has to figure out how to put an end to his new obsession.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 327 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
High School by Dreaming a Secret reviews
It has been over 80 years since Bella was turned and Carlisle sends the whole family back to High School just before some unexpected guest arrive. How will the Cullens be able to handle "baby sitting" the most powerful, and grounded, Volturi members?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Twilight Carol by 2brown-eyes reviews
Set after Edward left in NM. A letter to Santa prompts an intervention Dickens' style to step in. After being visited by ghosts separately, both Bella and Edward going on journeys through the others' past, present and future. They will not make the journey alone. Will Edward learn anything? Bella? What about Miss Rose? Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol with a Twilight twist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,601 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Plan by 4Padfoot reviews
The male Cullens have forgotten Esme's birthday and how Esme, Rose, Alice and Bella get even with them. Told from Bella's point of view as it is her plan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,879 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Backpack by CoronaIgnis reviews
A misunderstanding traps Danny, Sam, and four of their schoolmates in the Ghost Zone. With no weapons and no way out, can they even survive, much less keep Danny's secret intact? Adopted from shamrock17.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,573 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11789 - Favs: 10,002 - Follows: 6,768 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's trust love by Dooba reviews
The Cullens go back to high school, 7 years after the end of BD. What starts out to be a fun endeavor, soon turns into dangers that nobody had foreseen... What damage can a crazy lovesick girl inflict? Rated M for some language and lemon. Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,316 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Avoid Getting Suspended by libraluvr reviews
Dash has decided he can't possibly let Danny get away with beating him up? Will he manage to get Danny kicked out of school? -Sequel to How to Piss Off Danny Fenton
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13638 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 6,375 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Baby Forever by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self? ADOPTED FROM PURPLE SCORPION!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
52 Ways to Annoy Vlad by Kirani56 reviews
Danny has to stay for two months with Vlad. After the first week, Vlad hasn't been doing any evil schemes lately, boring Danny to death. Tucker sends him a list of what we are all familiar with…
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Jessica's ultimate Fail wo AN by Broken Daydreamer reviews
This is Jesscia's Ultimate Fail but without any of my comments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Jessica, Edward
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5183 - Favs: 6,686 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Cullens Cook by hoNeypiAnoBs reviews
Bella is really hungry, so she asked Edward to cook a meal for her. This sparkle the rest of the Cullen's interest in cooking. Read as the vampires take over the kitchen! Intended for humor! R&R, please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,091 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smart Ass by Jupiter hits on mars reviews
Bella has a smart ass of a husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To kill or not to kill by caffeineaddict90 reviews
Edward is a drug-lord and also a very highly-placed mafia member that controls the drug-trade in a very large city. He has to kill bella for witnessing a murder he committed. But she's not at all what he expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prank Masters by Kirani56 reviews
Since Danny's parents are gone on April Fools day, he decides to use the time to prank other people.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,940 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Marry You by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Edward and Bella are in Las Vegas for the weekend. After winning tons of money from the casino, Edward decides to pop the question to Bella... again. Rated T for mild sexual references. Based on the song "Marry You" by Bruno Mars.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't You Live Downstairs? by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
"Hey, aren't you the guy that lives downstairs?" Bella, Alice and Rosalie are staying at their apartment during a hurricane. What will happen when the hot neighbors from downstairs need some help? How will the girls get along with these cute guys? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Gets Pranked by WonderfullyMade reviews
All the Cullens are tiered of being pranked by Emmett. So they decided it was time for revenge and start to pull funny pranks on Emmett. Fun starts in chapter two, but have to read chapter one to understand chapter two. Set after Breaking Dawn. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Emmett
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Rubix Cube by ToTaL aCtReSs reviews
Each of the Cullen family tries to solve a simple rubix cube. What happens. Who will solve it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Aro Vs Caius by Rath101 reviews
What do the three Volturi brothers get up to when Stephanie Meyer isn't around to record it...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Even by PrincessOfWhiteSnow reviews
Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
An Old Friend by FacelessxAuthor reviews
When Bella's supposed ex-boyfriend comes to town, what's going to happen? How's Edward going to react? How is Bella going to react? Let's just hope we don't have to get out hands dirty...ExB DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
Born Again by WeLoveEdwardCullen reviews
Bella Swan was always bullied by Edward Cullen and his 'popular crowd'. When Renee and Charlie get a divorce, Renee drags Bella to Florida, away from them and her best friend Alice. Now she's back, she's sassier and she's sexier. All Human. Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Games by Jesusrocks reviews
ON HOLD - What happens when the Cullen kids place a bet that each couple can go a week without sex? Yeah, it's that bad. Nothing smutty but very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,265 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008 - [Bella, Edward]
Someday by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Social reject Bella Swan finds her whole life changing before her eyes after her first encounter with the cute boy at the Concrete Canal. Three years later, she shows her uppity classmates that she's so much more than they ever thought possible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Files by RedHal reviews
Ever wonder what's on Danny's Ghost Files? Maddie does and when curiosity gets the better of her, she hacks onto Danny's account on the lab computer and find a LOT more than she was looking for. PP does not happen
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5725 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
A Woman Scorned Outtakes by Bella Baby24 reviews
This is a compilation of different POVs and book excerpts from “A Woman Scorned.” Rated M for language and Adult Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friend's Brother by WeLoveEdwardCullen reviews
Bella Swan is sick of being alone on Saturday nights, when her roomies, Alice and Rosalie, are out on dates; so what happens when Alice's green eyed, bronze haired brother comes to town? All Human. Please leave a review, thanks. B/E A/J R/Em.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
full moon by xSirenSongx reviews
"He left me! Am I really just a pet?" That was the only thing Bella could think of as she watched her true love leap out his bedroom window. Will she ever be the same again? Will Edward return, when? How can he be so close yet unreachable? daybreak part2
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,164 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob feels pretty! by la-di-da5 reviews
What happens when Bella walks in on Jacob singing a certain song? During New Moon. My first fanfic. No flames please. Probably a Oneshot. Characters are OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Be My Boyfriend for 5 Minutes by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is miserable at a party where Mike won't leave her alone. She enlists the help of a hot stranger to be her boyfriend. Will their fake love blossom into true love?Maybe M later on. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Far We've Come by JustALittleFanMoment reviews
The story of payback..R/J and B/E REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
1810 by notnowgarrison reviews
Isabella Swan, princess of France, is the care-free, fun-loving girl. Prince Edward Cullen of England never knew much of life besides the law. When Princess Isabella bumps into him while on the run from her own wedding, these two are in for an adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,212 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Servin' Up Love by writing-rabbit reviews
Bella is a Waitress at Forks Diner. Her frequent customer is not her favorite.Two Words:Edward Cullen. Not only is he known for his rep. at School but he tends to bother Bella. What happens when he shares a secret with her about a girl he loves that's her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,321 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Velvet by twiXlite reviews
Graduation present for Shelby. Edward is the popular guy who feels alone no matter who he's with. Can taking a chance on an anonymous letter change that? And what about the shy girl he sits next to in Bio? Can she give him the comfort and love he needs?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Royal Commandments by Jammeke reviews
I present to you The 'Royal Commandments', authored by Aro, co-authored by Marcus and Caius. When Aro launched this list of rules on the Internet, he did not contemplate the 'react' button at the bottom of the page. How did the vampire community react?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Aro, Bella - Complete
Bella's Temper by skittlekat reviews
One-shot Bella is under loads of stress from all the wedding planning and she finally snaps. I don't own any of the characters Stephiene Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella - Complete
Stuck by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper and Mike get stuck in an elevator. All Human. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
Prerogative Prom by assonance-asphyxiation reviews
One-shot. Bella only wants to go to Prom with one person, but will he realise his feelings in time for Forks High's most anticipated night of the year? AH, canon-pairings. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Only In Mike's Imagination by tobi-sailorVenus reviews
Mike Newton is after the girl that everyone wants but no one owns, except Edward Cullen! Mike is ready to go the extremes to break them up, but looks like he doesn't know that Edward can play better. Of course, ExB, I just like to make fun of Mike. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Mike
Stupid Mike! by likethestarsthat-shine reviews
What happens when Mike comes to the Cullen household after Bella's first hunting trip as a vampire? He just never gives up! What happens when he meets the certain daughter of Edward and Bella, Renesmee? Will he take the hint? Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
The Numerous Encounters of Teenage Vampires by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Esme - Complete
Vampiristic Humor by Panda Incognito reviews
One hundred one shots of vampire humor, along with a human or two. Overall rated T for Emmett’s swearing in later stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,629 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009
Brothers & Sisters by sarahalliwell reviews
Bella, Jasper and Rosalie are siblings, but got separated and changed under different circumstances. As they find each other again, how will their lives be? Light, love-filled fic, with some drama as well. Alternative Universe. Slight OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,290 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Behind The Images by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
After Bella Swan's best friend releases a portrait of her it is purchased an an auction by Edward Masen, one of society's elite photographers, who seems to have an irresistible draw to Bella. Can Bella accept Edward's attention? Originally by xx.Nikteche
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,148 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Daughter Lost by Pslizy reviews
Bella is Carlisle's daughter from his human life. She also has connections to all of the Cullens from their human lives. AU, Cannon Couples *Mature themes- please adult readers only*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,107 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Monster at Forks High by MissA540 reviews
Bella learns that some girls that she really doesn't like are coming here! These mean girls are going after Edward! Hilarity ensues. Will the girls get what they ask for? And will Edward freak out at some of the antics the girls use to attract him? Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire to Burn by MissA540 reviews
Modified by me and my friend Felicia, From Taylor Swifts Picture to Burn. Just a song fic, if you guys want to use it just review or PM me. Is not a Jacob/Bella fic! They are just friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
A Week Of BAD PickUp Lines by yen may reviews
Edward had to go away for a week and left Bella behind. Mike sees it as an chance to woo Bella with pick-up lines. A funny one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
daybreak by xSirenSongx reviews
Edward isn't the only one who can hear thoughts. Bella can also, but like Edward there is that one exception...him. What happens when she learns their secret? And what happens when the Cullen's find out that she already knows? A retelling of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,529 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess With The Human by MsDelightfullyInsane reviews
Bella is the victim of a Halloween prank courtesy of the Cullens. Bella is so angry about the trick that she becomes hellbent on revenge. Vampires should know: Hell hath no fury like a woman-or in this case human-scorned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella - Complete
Nessie's First Halloween by sarahalliwell reviews
Edward and Bella take Nessie trick or treating. Just a cute, fluffly one-shot. Rating T because of some not so friendly thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago... ::Hiatus::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
You Don't Know The Half Of It by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Never Forever by bedwardfan reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, and never returned. The Cullen's all believe Bella is dead. But she's not, Victoria changed her and the Quileute tribe has helped her survive. It's twenty years later. Will Bella forgive Edward or is too late? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,985 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Cullen Family Vacation by Nicollette Knight reviews
The Cullens are in Chicago. What happens when they try to take a "normal" family vacation?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
An Interesting Dinner with Emmett by awesomelycoolwolfgirl reviews
Emmett and the rest of the Cullens go to Bella's house for dinner one night, and Emmett makes up crazy excuses to keep from eating food. Set in the time right after Eclipse, in Bella's POV. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
An Interesting School Day with Emmett by awesomelycoolwolfgirl reviews
SEQUEL TO 'AN INTERESTING DINNER WITH EMMETT'. Emmett goes to schooll and makes up crazy and obnoxious excuses for his missing assignments. There is also some...other charcaters that I added. Hope you like! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing with Jasper by FerrsureeLauren reviews
Emmett lets his imagination run away with him as he eavesdrops on Bella and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Me and U by s m Neal reviews
Post new moon While the Cullen's away Bella will play. Kind if a songfic possible story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5771 - Favs: 8,939 - Follows: 3,269 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike Newton: STALKER by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Mike newton finds out Bella's address, and hilarity continues. Multiple chapters, to be continued. Rated T, because he's a stalker...... Comedy, no bad stuff...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Puzzled by KlausIsMySoulMate reviews
When Charlie comes home from work he hears a conversation no father wants to hear. Charlie's P.O.V Edward/Bella oneshot. summary suck's please read and review.If I get five or more review's I'll post a sequel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Edward the Prankster by Char.loves.to.write reviews
Edward Cullen has a little pranking streak in him that none of us knew about...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Happy Mommie's Day by sarahalliwell reviews
A late Mother's Day fic... Because a mother isn't just the person that gives birth to you. One-shot, really short and cute D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Rosalie - Complete
Daybreak by atypical-swan reviews
Bella Swan’s been a vampire for around a century. When the Cullen family moves to the sleepy town of Forks, WA, she finds quite a few things she never expected, including a human boy that turns her world on its side.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,154 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's With You? by OhArizona reviews
Bella and Jasper nodded their heads quickly, and Rosalie gained a beautiful smirk on her beautiful face. "That is correct." The two said at the same time. Sometimes I wondered if they were twins, literally. One-Shot Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Terrible Twos by angelofsuspense reviews
Danny gets turned into a 2-year-old and his enemies start attacking thinking he's weak. Over time though they start to wonder: what's worse? The new annoying and hyper Danny Phantom, or the fact that they still can't beat him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/21/2006
Snack Shack by Midnight Memories reviews
Something dangerous and mysterious attempts to swipe at the Volturi leader... wait... "Is that a sheep?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
If Edward Was Evil by Duck Life reviews
Basically what the title says. I was bored. The thoughts are in italics. Please R&R! He's a vampire, in case you were wondering.OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward - Complete
El Tango de Bella by XXCullenXX reviews
While Watching Moulin rouge with Alice and Rose. Bella decides this is the time to tell them about her musical skills. And what does Alice have planned to show edward Bella new skil? First fan fic, so i dont know what you are going to think. Links now up
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
72 Valentines by Justine Lark reviews
It's a quiet evening at home with the Cullens for Renesmee's first Valentine's Day. Edward listens to the thoughts of his family, and everyone's mind is full of love. Extremely sweet and fluffy! For My Valentine Contest entry. Sparkle Award Best Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Ultimate Survival Guide by Jammeke reviews
Trying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Game of Life by VampirePirateNinjaSquirrel reviews
What happens when a hundred year old vampire plays The Game of Life? What happens if that vampire is Emmett? Pre Breaking Dawn. Read and find out. COMPLETE! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett goes to rehab by AnmlLvr reviews
Bella finally snaps over one of Emmett's 'jokes about her personal life.' She plans revenge, by sending Emmett to a rehab facility for his 'obsessive behavior.' One-shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
He Thinks, She Thinks by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered how Edward survives classes without Bella? By peeking at people's thoughts, of course! R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Daddy's baby by Crimson White reviews
Bonding time for the baby and her daddy. Family fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Love Story: Vampire addition by CullenLove002 reviews
Okay, so here are MY lyrics to the song "Love Story" by Taylor Swift. With a major twilight twist. just imagine the tune to the original, and sing along with my new lyrics. its pretty dang awsome if I do say so myself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella & Alice : The Prank War by NoOffence101 reviews
When Alice and Bella get pranked by the Cullen boys, they team up. And there's nothing scarier than a future seeing vampire pixie, and a clumsy, crafty human! This is my first FanFic but I think it's good lol! Chapter 4 here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Alice, Bella
Izzy Unleashed by AsherRose reviews
After being the butt of one too many jokes, Bella transformed into her Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde-like alter ego, Izzy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Getting to Know the Cullen Coven by ebhg reviews
Curiosity killed the cat; or, at the very least, maimed it. Of course, Charlie Swan learned that lesson the hard way. Set after Breaking Dawn. Winner of the Emmett Award: Best Humor in the 2nd round of the Sparkle Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Forever Mine by VampGrlz271 reviews
It has been a decade since Bella's change. Edward and Bella are forced into going to Red Oaks High-School. Boys obsess over Bella, girls over Edward. What do they do to stop this madness? First Fanfiction!no flames please! ExB. What else? DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,684 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Enigma by Irish Froggy reviews
Edward hears the thoughts of his daughter for the very first time. EdwardxBella. Sweet oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mikes World! by CheyanneMarie reviews
Mike try to impress Bella, she gets annoyed and the Cullens decided to get him. a little embarrassment for him couldn't hurt could it? First story, please be nice, little OOC. 1st chp isnt that good, but it gets BETTER, I PROMISE, all you do is R&R, PLEAZ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,573 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
The Cullens Meet the Angel of Death by Rock'n'Slash reviews
The title is explantory
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
When You're Gone by danger powers reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. A year later, he is shocked to see Bella's music video. Turns out she's a superstar. What happens when the Cullens show up at one of her concerts? EdwardxBella R&R AU and a little OOC. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Twister by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Post James attack, Bella is chilling at Edward's with a bum leg. What does Alice decide to do? Play Twister! Cullen-style! BxE pure fluff! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Singer Can Sing by Sovoyita reviews
Alice forces Bella to sing at a karaoke club. Edward and the family comes along to watch. Watch Bella as she blows her whole family away with her singing. Just some random fluff, One shot. R&R. Criticize me, its only my second Fan Fiction.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Pay Back by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
After weeks of Emmett teasing Bella, she plans to give Emmett back a little of what he's been dishing out. Various POVs. Sequel to The Hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,402 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,705 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/20/2008
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Jumping On The Bed by MyBella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Track Star by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
Edward is forced to join the Forks High School Track Team! What happens as Mike's evil plans unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wouldn't Edward Make A Damn Good Dracula? by aspenandeleen150 reviews
Alice has a vision of Tyler revealing the Cullens’ secret and the only way to make sure that doesn’t happen is to keep a close eye on the School’s production of Dracula. But as their secret hangs by a thread, will the Cullens' involvement help or hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
New In Forks by Sh.C reviews
Bella just moved in with her dad who has issues of his own. At school she sees the Cullens who she seems to have a strange connection to, except Edward, who seems to hate her! What if he left and she befriended the Cullens? What happens when he comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Interupting Bella by Klutzzy55 reviews
Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Edward vs Mike by Talvana reviews
Mike challeges Edward to a bunch of contests and Emmett is loving it! Please send me reviews on what ya think! It's my first! So, be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Bella's Wish by Saiyachick reviews
/Sequel to Wishes/A week after Edward's wish for Bella to become a child for one day, Edward becomes persistent in discovering what Bella wished for. On the quest to discover Bella's wish, Edward is humiliated by non other than his family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
E! by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella tries to outsmart Edward. Oneshot! This is what happens when Edward thinks TOO hard. It's more popular than I thought it would be! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Conversations of a Ghost Gabber by Cordria reviews
Follow along with one-sided conversations with the world's greatest Fenton invention!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Dan Phantom, Maddie F. - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/25/2006
Iron Man: Family life
This is my AU of the MCU. After the events of Avengers Civil War, Tony marries Pepper and has a son. But in the shadows a new organization has risen and threatens his family. Can the Avengers stop this new powerful enemy?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] OC - Complete