Author has written 2 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Mighty Ducks, and Star Fox.
Real Name / Nicknames: Jacob Ryan Hoover / Jake, Jake the Snake, J. R.
Birth Date: 15 April 1982
Marital status: Single
Do I Belong To Christ?: Yes
Favorite foods: Pizza, any kind of pasta, ramen, cheesecake
Favorite beverages: Cherry Coke, Canada Dry ginger ale, Squirt
Favorite video games: Galaxian, Galaga, Ms. Pac-Man, Pac-Mania, Super Mario Bros. 2 (a. k. a. the Lost Levels), Super Mario Bros. 3, Shining Force II, Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles, Phantasy Star IV: the End of the Millenium, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Tetris Attack, Crash Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, Star Fox 64, Final Fantasy Tactics, Crash Bandicoot: Warped, Spyro: Year of the Dragon, Monster Rancher Battle Card Episode II, the Dance Dance Revolution series, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Ratchet & Clank, Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando, Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, Super Mario Sunshine, Tekken 2, Tekken Tag Tournament, Tekken 5, The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon
Favorite video game characters: Miles "Tails" Prower, Fox McCloud, Ratchet, Angela Cross, Spyro, Kazuya Mishima, Jin Kazama, Heihachi Mishima, Lee Chaolan, Paul Phoenix
Favorite shows: Naruto, SASUKE (a.k.a. Ninja Warrior), KUNOICHI (a.k.a. Women of Ninja Warrior), Sonic X, Ai yori Aoshi, Street Fighter II V, Dragonball Z, Trigun, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ninja Turtles: the Next Mutation, MythBusters, 1 vs. 100, Deal or No Deal, Match Game, American Gladiators, Chuck, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, CSI, NCIS, House, That '70s Show, Shockwave, Ally McBeal, Boston Public, Time Warp, Human Wrecking Balls, Flashpoint
Favorite pairings: Naruto x Sakura, Naruto x Ino, Naruto x Temari, Shikamaru x Temari, Tails x Cosmo, Tails x Amy, Ratchet x Angela, Spyro x Cynder, Fox McCloud x Fara Phoenix
Favorite quote: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
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If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that "true love waits" and have committed yourself to abstain from having sex until and unless you are married, and even then to only have sex with the person to whom you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that a marriage is a union between ONE man and ONE woman and that a union of any other sort is not a marriage, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy playing any form of Poker, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are astounded by Daniel Negreanu's ability to read his opponents, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are not pleased that Angela Cross appeared in only one Ratchet & Clank game without her Thief costume, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Ratchet: Deadlocked sucked out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know that the linguistically correct way to pronounce the words "short-lived" and "long-lived" is with a long "i" sound and to hear it pronounced the other way bothers you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the English pronounciation rules have too many exceptions, copy and paste this into your profile.
If even minor errors upset you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a born-again Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you hate and are sick of the Sasu/Saku pairing copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate and are sick of the Naru/Hina pairing copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that Naru/Hina will never happen in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe that Naru/Saku WILL HAPPEN in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile.
If you believe Sasu/Saku will never happen in both manga and anime copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate yaoi stories a lot copy and paste this in your profile.
If you love Naru/Saku copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like Naruto copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Sakura copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, fourfourfourfour, Recalled to Life, Hyperactive Lioness, Life.GetOne, alienphantom, Kisdota- The Freak Gamer, Sky Zephyrus, Ratchet McCloud.
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, you're the love that I've looked for, so write to me and Escape... then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that the sentence above this one was added to this series merely as a joke, then YOU ARE AWESOME!!
Check this out...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
My name is Sarah, I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a thing wrong
Or else I'm locked up all the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark my folks aren't home
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just-
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse, my name he calls
I press myself against the wall
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault that he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more
I finally get free and I run for the door
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream but its was much too late
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy... murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you believe that child abuse is wrong and want to see it end, copy this and add it to your profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
98 PERCENT OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 PERCENT WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
repost as "COME TO MY PARTY!"
Yes, I am a Christian. Call me names, ridicule me, or sneer at me; I don't mind. I will not be bothered by such a thing.
This is the motto of many a Christian Kitsune, If you feel you agree, post this to your profile and remember your pals Jesus, and crazy lil' Kit. ;)
The Kitsune Motto
When unsure, take a risk. You miss out on learning if you don't.
The Faithful die young, but those who haven't lived a long life are mocked as cowards.
Mistakes are just lessons that give you a wound in your heart or on your body as a reminder, and involve getting some mud on one's paws, but you soon know something you didn't before.
I find when I'm in trouble, I ask my father, the lion for help. He's as cunning as I am, but twice as brave and strong, and other than him, I don't rely on anyone.
Make a wish, it's just a prayer that's directed to the wrong person and not God: Nobody, but...
Overtake the dragon all by yourself, and you get chewed up and spat out. But my dad's a match for him!
Me? I'm just a wretched little monster of a three tailed fox, how can a perfect creature like that lion like me? I'm thinking "What the?..."
I know very well the price of sin is death...I had to pay for it. But my good ol' dad bailed me out...and he gave up all he had so he could personally pay that price, then, I was thinkin' "He's gonna die?! Oh Lord!"
Lean, to the right, lean to the left. Didn't matter which way, I would fall if it weren't for the big lion paws that always catch me, always there I tell you, my my my...
On top of a throne of gold, he used to sit and rule peacfully over us, though we could drive him mad enough to pull out his hair...With our constent killing thieving and saying his name in vain, "Good God!"
Jesus was there for me, is there for me, and will be there for me forever. With him I am almighty!!
Now, read the first word in the first sentence all the way down. After that read the last word in the last sentence all the way down. All three of these messages are true, if you don't think so, ignore this. I'm not one to force my life on others...
I believe in God, the Father almighty, Creator of heaven and earth.
I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord, Who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried; he decended into the dead. On the third day He rose again, he ascended into heaven, is seated at the right hand of the Father, and will come again to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy universal Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting. Amen.
If you believe in the inerrancy of the Bible, copy and paste this into your profile.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.
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