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I'm Jenn (Amazing is also an option)

So..I'm just this kid who eats and stuff.

Feel free to worship in my every step.

Because I think I'm cool.

And I'm really not.









Fullmetal Alchemist

Vic Mignogna(Eds Voice Actor): -has Roy and Ed plushie- ... -in an attempt at Roys voice- "Fullmetal." Eds voice: "Yes Colonel?" Roy: " you know I love dogs?" Ed: " Do you know I love to kick you in the face?" -makes Ed plushie kick Roy plushie-

Edward Elric: Fine then tell him there's no chance I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt colonal with a god complex.

Roy Mustang: That's a stupid question Havoc, I say it because it's true. When I become fuhrer there'll be changes. That day all female officers will be required to wear tiny mini skirts!

Edward: Damn it all, i need more limbs, it's gunna suck if i have to start crawling after her.

Edward: It's hotter out here then two chimera's mating in a boiler room!


Inuyasha: Damn that Shippo, he takes my food stuffs it up my nose then kicks me with a dum grin on his face.

Inuyasha: Blah, blah, blah, the guy starts swingin a big new sword around and suddenly he's lookin for a soap box to stand on and preach to the world.

Sesshomaru: Your stupidity knows no bounds, run and hide while you can, that and only that is the only chose left to you, then again perhaps you should stand up and face your death, at least you would die with honor.

Inuyasha: I'm gonna rip out your insides and put em in a bowl!


Isshin: Goooood Moooorniiiing Ichiiiigooooo!!


Naruto: Believe it!!

Kakashi: A cute girl stopped me on the way, so i danced.

Kakashi: (about Sasuke's new technique) You'll wet your pants.

Sasuke: Hey Naruto, are you hurt? Scaredy Cat...

Sasuke: It wasn't meaningless. To me, you...have become my best friend.

Kakashi: How should i put this, my first impression of this group is're a bunch of idiots.

Gai: Now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but dont mess up your hair.

Sasuke: (making fun of Naruto) Believe it.

Gai: look into my eyes and except my deepest apologies, and while you're at it look at my handsome, manly features.


Dr. Cox: (to JD) Look, Tammy, as far as your love life goes i normally couldn't care less who's laying your quivering body down by the fire while your lips whisper "no no, no" but your eyes scream "yes yes oh big daddy yes!" but when you're dating Jordens sissy-poo it forces me to spend time with you outside the hospital and i just wont have that so sheers the deal, dont wanna have dinner with you, dont wanna go bowling with you and i never ever again want to walk into my kitchen and here you say "OH it's waffle time it's waffle time wont you have some waffles of mine!". Bottom line, we'll be bestest friends for everest if you just keep YOUR face out a MY face! uh huh!

JD: I'm feeling so good today! -falls- I'm still feeling good cause nobody saw me fall.

The Hills Have Eyes

Bobby: Could you hand me a twinkie?

Bobby: I'm gunna kill those fucking mother fuckers!!

Bobby: Aw come on Dougy, just one shot, it makes you feel kinda powerful you might like it.


Absence Of Fear - I've been wanting to do this one for a while and just started it recently, I'm sure I'll finish it with enough inspiration!

Whispers of a Nightmare - I LOVE Horror. Especially ghost stories! I'm looking forward to writing more chapters for this fic. :)


Absence of Fear

Apathy / Oliver - PICTURE / PICTURE

Grace - Picture unavailable

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Accidental by engranatenroses reviews
[SasuNaru] It started with an accident. Shonenai, Fluff. [26/06/13 - Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Life After Truth by Skydark reviews
Sequel to The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher and Better Living Through Alchemy. Ambition takes many forms.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,814 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Could We Have Been by 2dragonkat reviews
What if Zuko had talked with Aang at the end of “The Blue Spirit.” Could their relationship progress into something more as they traveled all over the world because of that one little moment? Zuko/Aang yaoi. Sexual situations and such. You've been warned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,127 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Better Living Through Alchemy by Skydark reviews
Sequel to The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher - Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. What happens after the Happily Ever After? Roy and Ed continue their lives in a world they seek to reshape. Various Pairings. Al/Riza, Havoc/OC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 322,326 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher by Skydark reviews
My very first fanfic, written in 2005. Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,236 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7104 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finding Warmth by Akuni-A reviews
Trapped in the cold, Ichigo and Renji fight to stay warm. [Pairing: Renji&Ichigo]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Winter Night Dance by Lady Ava reviews
Ed is attending the annual military ball with Winry as his date. Will he be able to enjoy his evening with her or will something haunting the back of his mind stop him from telling her how he really feels about her? RomanceAngst. EdxWinry & RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,306 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Where You Like Me by Nanaki BH reviews
[ChasexJack] Just because Chase is cold blooded doesn't mean he lacks a heart.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Time for a change by SvF-BD02-Wedge reviews
Shippo's joke on Inuyasha causes some.... problems. Now Inuyasha is staying with Kagome for a whole month! Please R&R InuKag with MirSan in later chapters COMPLETE BTW, the first chaps are very bleh, don't give up on it till you get past the first f
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 152,180 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
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Absence Of Fear reviews
Ed and Roy have both been ordered on an important mission...together. A hot tempered alchemist mixed with a smug colonel only leads to trouble...only the real trouble starts after the mission. RoyxEd AlxOC in later chapters // Yaoi Warning //
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,424 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Whispers of a Nightmare reviews
...because everyone loves a good ghost story... Yaoi warning! EdxRoy, AlxOC! Horror/Romance/Humor
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.