Dr-Dirt
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Joined 07-05-06, id: 1083045, Profile Updated: 10-28-10
Author has written 2 stories for Fruits Basket, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

You can't make me dance around, but your two-step makes my chest pound!

Ciao~! Here's some info about me:

Name: Furlabun, but you can call me Fue, Dirt, or as I'm commonly known on here, Doc.

Age: Older than you. I guarantee it.

Sign: Scorpio

Blood type: -A

Ethnicity: 3/4 Polish, 7/10 English, 1/20 French/Native American

Country of Origin: Poland

Cosplays: Moogle (FF3), Mitarashi Anko (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto- but only with Kabuto!), Deidara (Naruto), Winry Rockbell (FMA), Sloth (FMA- female!), Poland (Hetalia), Ritsu (Fruits Basket), Akito (Fruits Basket), Ayame (Fruits Basket- but only with the other members of the Super Handsome Blossom Trio!), Crehador (Cain Saga), Cain (Cain Saga) Amphere (AKA Classy Furlabun) and of course, Furlabun.

Favorite Animes/Manga: Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Cain Saga, Hetalia, Desire Climax, Blood, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Escaflowne, A Sex Therapist

Favorite Reads: Harry Potter FTW!!! Also, anything by Darren Shan. Peeps is a good book, too. I love American Literature! But also, my favorite, favorite reads are Bolesław Prus's novels.

Fave Games/Movies: SILENT HILL OMFGWTF.

Tools of the Trade: Windows, Intuos Pen Set for PC, yaoi paddle, acryllics that mysteriously turn into watercolors, photoshop, and countless reference models.

Favorite Animal: Frogs

Proud supporter of the GLBT group, Communism, and the importance of music education in schools, and passive-aggressive inaction.

Warning: Noobish behavior is not tolerated. I don't give a crap how much more decency you think you have, I guarantee it's useless. I WILL usually call you out in public unless it's something drastic and I don't give a crap as to how you think the issue should be handled, cause- guess what?- I ALREADY SAID IT PUBLICLY. Oh, and I have no respect for the military of any country, no matter who's freedom you think you're fighting for. You're no different on a value-based level than any other individual.

Polish is my first language. So screw you for insulting my bad grammar if you do.

We're going to get along fine otherwise. Hit me up for whatever, even if you just want to talk. 0.^~

PS: The reason I have

Just lay me down, as we float away into the shimmer light~!!!

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Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My Dearest by KAISRE reviews
Lithuania is too kind. The worst torture doesn't have to be inflicted on him in order for him to break apart. How cruel can life be? RussiaxPolandxLithuania Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Regrets In My Heart by Crimson Sakura Princess reviews
OroTsu pairing. Oneshot. Kinda a drabblish thing I had going on for a month or two. Can Tsunade face the reality of her true feelings for Orochimaru? What happens when she ends up pregnant?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Unexpected Affair by a.mild.groove reviews
El Mañana marked the death of the Gorillaz guitarist. However, in reality, it only made Noodle more hateful than ever. And that's just how he likes it. Rated M for language, violence and sex.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,633 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Death by Surri reviews
A tale of love,hate and death involving an interisting deal made between envy and edward
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
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Police vs Witken
Okay, so basically this doesn't have any main charries. It's my OC, Kierfur Witken, and a fod police officer. This was too long to put into a forum, and it's an interesting read anyways. I'll legnthen it by putting Ariadne's interview in soon, too.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Published: 2/1/2009
The Legend of the Spider reviews
A short story based off an original character for Furuba. As guessed, It's a spider. No complaining if you think it's dumb, it fits my character perfectly. One page, rated K for keveryone.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Akito S., Ayame S. - Complete