Crazy Rob
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Joined 05-29-00, id: 10833, Profile Updated: 04-30-14
Author has written 21 stories for Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, Bible, Final Fantasy X-overs, Castlevania, Earthbound, Final Fantasy I-VI, Calvin & Hobbes, Peanuts, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Samurai Jack.

I am the one who is strangest of all! ALL HAIL ALLMIGHTY BOB! (My pic is from Dr. Demento's Site at It's the closest thing I have on hand.) And for anyone from the Langham Creek school, yes I am the one and only Crazy Rob! NOTE: Effective Immediately, I am no longer to be refered to as "Cyber Blastoise". My horizons are now so broad that only "Crazy Rob" shall be adequate.

A NOTE IN LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS: Please, please before you fire off a report for an infraction, email me about it. I check my email often and have geniune concern if you believe I've made an error. Getting stories removed causes me to lose access to uploading for several days and is truly crippling if I've a story to publish. I have deleted Anime Airway for fear of permanently losing access to this site. PLEASE, think about what you're doing when you fire off complaints.

ON ANONYMOUS REVIEWS: I understand, really, that not everyone who accesses this site wants to make an account just to comment. Really, I do. If you want to praise me anonymously, that's fine- my ego is a fragile one after the hellish years of high school and likes praise. If you have critiques, and they are well written and not simply calling things stupid or lazy, I will let them be. If you want to call me a deranged psychopath who is clearly delusional, then by all means do so. I did when I reviewed myself, and if I call myself psychotic, then so can you. What I won't leave up are rude reviews that insult me AND my other critics, or invitations to defend my work or debate in the review section. I took the bait once, and that's that. If you really, really, REALLY want to write a short story's worth of information of how badly I did, make an account and review. Or PM me, and we can talk one on one, even if your query is just "what the hell is wrong with you?".

Yes, deleting rude reviews may seem a bit Orwellian, but I think the feature exists for such things.

I do these writings for amusement, both mine and yours. If they amuse you, great. If they make you think, better.

Peace out.

-Crazy Rob

4/30/14- I am aware it's been a long, long time since I've written. I have not given up on my stories, I just have a metric f-ton of things to do. (For the record, a metric f-ton is equal to n x 3, where n is the maximum workload a person can be reasonably assumed to handle.) I will return!

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Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Nana's New Life by The Goddamn Duck reviews
A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
The Hardest Choice by Macushla reviews
While dealing with a situation in Africa, the Planeteers are pushed to their limits. Defeating dirty politics and personal struggles will demand more than they may be willing to give...
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,291 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006
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Tiger Chronicles: Exodus reviews
Malefideism is spreading. Sadists and imbeciles are the carriers. In an attempt to briefly escape the atrocities brought about by "Get With The Program!", teens and adolescents congregate to a park to attempt to have a few weeks of peace away from their tormentors. Sadism, however, is an addiction, and the Malefidians will have their fix one way or another...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,093 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/26/2015
What The Wicked Fear reviews
A very alternate ending to Samurai Jack. Rated M for language and insinuated naughtiness. Contains 5000% your daily recommended allowance of salt. Contains your daily recommended allowance of Jashi and Scotsman.
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2 - Complete
The Law of Conservation of Souls reviews
There is an ancient law, older than time itself, that prevents the end of a soul's existence due to time paradox. Standing before the three deities that forged Jack's sword, the rebel army demands this law extend to someone who deserves it the most. M-rated because I have no working filter. Unapologetically Jashi. Unapologetically a fix fic. Updated for errors and cut content.
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26 - Complete
Nonsensical reviews
The life and times of Happy Noodle Boy. Just because you hear nonsense doesn't mean he has no worthwhile message. It just means the message wasn't for you.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17 - Complete
Inherent Superiority reviews
Takes place before, then after The Last Word. In his senior year of high school, Charlie Brown leaves behind a community that has abused and mistreated him for most of his life. This decision to value his life over their schadenfraude spurs his tormentors to new levels of sadism. When he barely escapes, he decides to write about his past... Spoiler alert: This won't end well.
Peanuts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 1/11/2015
Tiger Chronicles: Guide To Ruin reviews
Suddenly promoted from grunt labor to a new project of R.A.W., the Wellfields are asked to sacrifice all they have left- their past, their identity, and their daughter- to promote a book as helpful to parenting as gasoline is to fire-fighting... a guide to ruin. Faced with slander and unthinking mobs, Calvin and his allies must fight once again for both the truth... and survival.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,562 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins
Tiger Chronicles: The Trial of Susie Derkins reviews
As the dust of the summer's incidents finally begins to settle, Calvin seeks therapy by helping Susie with her charity project. However, to some, the most noble of acts somehow get interpreted as false, hypocritical, rebellious... even criminal.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,053 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
The Last Word reviews
What goes around comes around. A victim of her own poor decisions, Violet is paid a visit by the one person she consistently deemed a failure. Grim, and harsh. If the idea of karmic justice offends you, don't read. Rated M for language and situations.
Peanuts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Charlie Brown, Violet G. - Complete
Tiger Chronicles: Catch 22 Syndrome reviews
After narrowly avoiding summer school in a heavy-handed boot camp, Calvin begins to research this supposed place of reform... only to find a conspiracy devoted to barbaric ideology. Dark, and ranty against abusive boot camps and abusive adults.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Mens Rea reviews
Sequel to The Party. Some fall from grace. Others are shoved off. Listen now to a tale of a good boy gone sour, of a town's atrocities, and the horror that these unleash on an unwary world. Dark themes including rape and abuse. Read at your own risk.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009
The Party reviews
Short series concerning the motives of four heroes of a Final Fantasy based world. Rated M for mature situations and some real life unpleasantness.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
Prequel to Solitary- after the end of Earthbound, Picky, the one innocent member of the Minch family, struggles to stay sane as his personal world crumbles around him. Rated M for references to abuse and minor cursing. If you can't deal, don't read.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Picky M.
Solitary reviews
Takes place after Mother 3's events. As Pokey wastes away, the chosen four of old, and a innocent soul turned malevolent visit him... to rub salt in his wounds. Dark, and not for the easily-offended.
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
All is not well in this world of ours. If you are willing to cast off the illusions of comfort,you can see how far the rot of morality goes...
Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006
Of Light And Darkness: Path Of Eternal Nightmare reviews
Heroes aren't heroes because they were given the easy choices. Come and hear the tragic tale of one chosen to restore the realms the tragedy of Ladis. Rated M for language and blood
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004
The Greatest Sin reviews
My darkest work as of late. PG-13 for language.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2003
Annoying Freakworse than ever reviews
How do you make a good song bad? Let me rewrite it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/5/2001 - Complete
Take off the mask... Tale of Anju and Kafei reviews
Kafei and Anju get a break in this one, and Blade (My char.) gets hope
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2000
Can a Rocket fly to heaven? reviews
Christian fic. If you don't like 'em, don't read 'em. Flames will be given to hungry Magmars.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2000
Here's something for you Sailormoon/Pokemon lovers.. HA HA HA HA!!!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2000
Love is Undying reviews
Whoops. Last one was the unedited version of LIU. Here's the real one.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2000