Nairo Xana and Jemmi
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Joined 07-06-06, id: 1083787, Profile Updated: 03-26-15
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

THIS ACCOUNT MAY BE UNDER CONSTRUCTION? Nairo and Jemmi are considering returning from beyond the grave.

Stay tuned.

STATUS OF MEMBERS:

Xana: DEAD

Nairo: ALIVE

Jemmi: ALIVE

BIOS:

Xana:

She's dead, Jim. (She's not actually.)

Nairo:

I am going to be 22 goddamn years old and I am still writing fanfiction. Jemmi and I have remained BFF since the creation of this account and I think we could use it to continue joint writing.

I am very different from how I was in high school. For example. My hair got longer. And my writing got better.

I want to write RWANDY.

Jemmi:

I am also 22 goddamn years old and I am still writing fanfiction. I also still swear like a sailor. Sorry.

I like to think I'm a little more mature than I was in high school, but honestly that's probably not 100% true.

Today I was texting Nairo and somehow that devolved into "Hey, we should write more Akatsuki fanfic." And then we spent about four hours trying to remember the email/password/deal with FFnet's bullcrap.

We might actually continue where we left off? I want to rewrite the entirety of HAWSA/WAWGTD, but make it...less weeby, and hopefully improve the writing...a bit. But then again, that's a huge undertaking, so what's more likely is that we just stick to RWANDY. That abbreviation is literally just "RANDY" with a W in it, oh my god.

I am actually considering reading the entire Naruto manga. Please send help.

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There may be more that we don't know about, seeing as we have been inactive for five years.

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Strength by tini243 reviews
In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,623 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3452 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Keehl's Ninth by Catmoongirl reviews
Matt's a writer frustrated by his lack of success. Mello's a cellist desperate to escape. When the two meet, their lives become intertwined. However, change isn't always an enjoyable experience.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Matt, Mello
For You to Ring by lhbaghead reviews
In which there are two cell phones, an alcoholic, and an annoyed chauffeur. Also, ridiculous amounts of stupid from both parties. -akuroku, AU-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Incredible You by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
His Last Christmas Wish by Darkmoonphase reviews
Do you remember, it seems like it was only yesterday, when we first met? It was such a ridiculous concept to me, to fall in love with you…To fall in love at all. Now, what feels like just this morning, I remember our first kiss. You’re worth it, My Angel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Five Golden Rings by Kali Cephirot reviews
Lavi trie to decide what would the fifth day of Christmas bring to him. With some help...... Lavi, Allen, Lenalee, Kanda. ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Lavi, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Price of Life by Aelibia reviews
Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
What The Woods Can Do by Hillside Dancing On reviews
On an especially tedious mission, Axel and Roxas are temporarily side-tracked. Happy 8/13, everyone!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
In Which Hiroki Learns Not to Tutor People by OldFanficAccount reviews
Hiroki tutors Shinobu. Hiroki gets terrorized.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hiroki K., Shinobu T. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Stolen by superyuui reviews
Two teachers, Kurogane-sensei and Fai-sensei, are enjoying their relationship when an unexpected visitor with seemingly evil intentions decides to add his own input, and the two teachers suddenly find themselves part of an unlikely journey. KuroFai lemons
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,929 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Between Breaths An LL Perspective by Candy Apple Heart Attack reviews
One night, L and Light find themselves talking about their first time. They start to retrace those steps and revisit the scene of the crime as the night goes on. LXLight Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Out Of Hand by Yamikaisu reviews
Raito is away because of the flu, leaving Ryuzaki and Misa alone. Remember, alcohol is very bad.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,555 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - L, Misa A.
Define Compatible? by ChanceXIII reviews
Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
flirt by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Freedom by ShinobiOfTheDarkness reviews
Sometimes, all we need to do is jump.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5246 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
All in Your Head by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7077 - Favs: 5,447 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Oh the Joys by SalemProphet reviews
[Drabble] A day in the life of Zetsu. Randomness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Zetsu, Hidan - Complete
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Chocolate Mangoes by TheMusicMistress reviews
Somehow Katara and Zuko find each other in a forest, get seduced by a love potion, and do some very naughty things...a two chapter story of the power of lust.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,619 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cotton Candy Clouds by Novelist Pup reviews
And chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. [Spoilers, CRACK]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Steel Horses by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Oneshot] If the goggles and gloves that he never takes off are any indication of what wins more of Matt's attention, Matt has to say his bike rules all. But sometimes Mello is just as much of an addiction.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Melodramatic by Novelist Pup reviews
It’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Views of a Lifetime: Fifty Aspects of Pain by fivetail reviews
Style Epsilon: HidanOC LiveJournal 50 themes project. Hidan finds someone who wants to join his religion. Manga spoilers. Rated T for scattered strong language and graphic violence. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Impossible Mello by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Some shounen ai: Mello x Matt.] It was not often that Matt bothered to waste his energy fighting back against the unstoppable cyclone that was Mello, but he figured he'd make it last while he could.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Acceptable Suicides by elphabah reviews
MelloMatt sometimes there are things that must remain unspoken, less they break our fragile friendship.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Breathing Deeply by A Spot of Bother reviews
Axel had the irrational urge to wrap his arms around the younger Nobody. Only the thought that Roxas would probably stab him with a Keyblade stopped him. AkuRoku. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
InBetween by shadow-kazul reviews
Set during the 26th episode during the time Mugen and Jin are unconcious. Fuu takes care of her boys and notes their differences. MugenFuuJin three way pairing.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tasting My Tears by Novelist Pup reviews
Sometimes, pain can be avoided, but the aftermath can't. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Ingress by iamzuul reviews
A thirteen year old Genma is having a problem with post traumatic stress. And the war isn't even over yet. [complete, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Genma S., Asuma S. - Complete
Still Life in Monochrome by kimi no vanilla reviews
Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
First Impressions by Ivy Adrena reviews
How do YOU think Gai and Kakashi met? Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
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When Are We Going to Die? reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Reasons Why We're Not Dead Yet reviews
A collection of drabbles that take place after or during the events of How Are We Still Alive? and When Are We Going to Die?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Akatsuki
How Are We Still Alive? reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
To Eat, or Not to Eat reviews
Hidan wanted to leave a good impression with Zetsu for a few reasons, the main one being that he didn’t want to find out if he’d still be immortal in Zetsu’s stomach. Oneshot. Beware of Hidan's mouth and Zetsu's diet. Written by Nairo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
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