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Author has written 23 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, Fantastic 4, X-Men: The Movie, Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, and Bleach.
WeLcOmE To My WoRlD Of RaNdOmNeSs!!
Name: That's for me to know and you to find out when I tell you!
Alias: Kaia Kaze Hikaru, but you can just call me Kai.
Age: Again, that's for me to know and you to find out when I tell you!
Likes: Anime, Shonen Jump, Deviantart, Fanfiction, writing, reading, drawing, playing games, music, watching tv, ramen, good reviews, good fanfics, good fanart, ect...
Dislikes: Preps, flamers, fanfics that are great but end to soon & don't have sequels when they should, umm... there's some more but I can't remember them right now, so I'll get back to you on that.
Favorites: I have a lot, so they're separated into catagories.
Fav. Bands/Musicians: Evanescence, Fall out boy, Nickelback, Weird Al Yankovic, My Chemical Romance (MCR), ect...
Fav. Anime: Naruto, Digimon, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Shaman King (Even though I've never seen it.), One Piece, Bleach, ect...
Fav. Manga: Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Shaman King, One Piece, Anything in Shonen Jump.
Fav. Treats: Yo-Gos, Toosie roll pops, 3 Musketeers, Cookie's 'n' Cream ice cream, ect...
My Favorite Animal: My dog!
My Favorite Famous Quote: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it ever six months."
Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: Anyone in my family
My Worst Nightmare: Walking in on my brother while he's... I'm just gonna leave that to your imagination
RaNdOm Fun facts about Kai:
-RaNdOm Naruto Facts-
-Has gone through a phase where she was a Sasuke fangirl & was nicknamed ShariganPrincess
-Is a Gaara fangirl to the Xtreme
-Has taken over the hidden Sound
-Once cosplayed as Orochimaru -o.O- on a dare (She still shudders at the memory... Trini gave her the dare. -Glares at Trini-)
-Owns two Naruto games, two 6" figures of Gaara & the third Hokage, a Sasuke t-shirt, & a poster... Believe it! (I couldn't resist)
-Has a best friend with a SasuNaru obession
-Believes the Mole people are plotting to kidnap her
-Thinks grass is taking over the world
-Believes trees, stairs, the sky, & the C.I.A are plotting her death
-Has walked into: 2 trees, 4 walls, 7 doors, a counter, & a metal pole (she got a black eye) so far in her life
-Is a member of the I.R.A (a.k.a: Insanely RaNdOm Anonymous)
-RaNdOm Wal-Mart incidents-
-Once stripped down into a light green bikini with green shamrocks on it & ran through a Wal-Mart screaming: "Out of me way, they're after me lucky charms!" in an irish accent on St. Patrick's Day for a game of Truth or Dare
-Nearly got banned for a incident involving fake blood, a butcher knife, and Trini running around yelling: "MURDER!"
-Has gotten into a cart with Trini as the driver & used a map of Russia to navigate: "LEFT! TAKE A RIGHT AT THE CONDOMS! GO STRAIGHT TIL YOU REACH THE SHOES!" finally ending when they reach the check-out counter & yell: "WAIT A MINUTE! THIS ISN'T RUSSIA!" & then stalking off
-Has switched the signs on the bathroom doors
You Know Your Obbsessed With Naruto When You: (Kai) (Trini)
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. (tried tree climbing) (didn't go well)
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (tried it) (I had to have my meat!)(HELLO BEEF RAMEN TRINI!!)
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. (done it) (yes, and failed it 2)
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. (done it) (Me too)
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". (tried but failed) (HELL YEA! AND I DID IT!)
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. (done it) (yea)
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (tried it) (yea)
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. (done it) (yup! People-chan!!)
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of books.(done it) (got in trouble for it)
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (i almost killed myself...) (does off a roof count?)
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (yes!) (no T.T)
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. (yes! took me like a year) (yup, wit my cousin)
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. (yes, and I did pass out...) (I did it with a t.v. lol)
· Join a website and use the name Sasuke/Itachi as your s/n. (YES!) (nope)
· Start to call your teachers Sennin. (tried it) (I called my vice principal a sannin cuz he's old)
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. (claimed it) (I just realized something... I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND!) (CHIDORI!) (RASENGAN!) (Ow...) (You put a hole in the wall) (Crap...)
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (tried it) (wat's a book store?)
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.(done it) (yea)
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. (gonna try) (graduate cyber skool, and become an anbu...if i can pass)
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (done it, I cry almost every show anyway...-.-') (lol, like a 6 yr old)
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (done it, although Itachi is smexy...) (nope I just watch Trini and laugh my ass off)
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (want to try) (I did it, my dad was like Anbu plumber?)
· Can spout out a random character quote on command. (done it) (yea)
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (tried but failed) (id understand that)
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. (my grampy's dead...) (he was like YOU WANT A CORONA)
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". (done it) (yea)
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop. (tried it) (no)
· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. (tried it) ( I also got 1000 bruises)
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" or "nindo". (done it) (yea)
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you. (all the time) (yea)
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring. (tried but failed) (OMG THE MEMORIES!! IT BURNS!) (dies laughing)
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. (I said Kazekage or to be Gaara's girlfriend either one'll work) (yup)
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter. (done it) (yup)
· You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. (at a pool party once...) (I painted the hidden sand symbol and said I had the ten tailed wolf sealed within me.)
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (it was spray, but I still did it!) (hahaha i got a wig)
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (bird... it got ate by my brother's pet snake which I have dubbed Orochimaru though) (does a stuff toy dog count?)
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (suglasses, yes, bugs, no way in hell) (yea lady bugs)
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (I bought some Sharingan contacts for 500) (my eyes already look like the Sharingan)
· You always wear green, skintight clothes. (once!) (no)
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (everytime) (wow i must always be controlled... Ow) (She fell off her chair) (Shikamaru made me do it!)
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (once in the summer) (yea when i was in costa rica) (Since when were you in Costa Rica?)
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. (HALLOWEEN!) (lol, i almost)
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. (tried it) (does a candy cane count?)
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. (done it) (yea)
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. (the snakes were fake...) (my snakes weren't poisonous)
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!" (I got grounded, but I did it!) (yea my mom did it too!)
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. (tried it) (yes)
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. (YES!) (I have a picture of that on my bedroom door!!)
· You faint when someone touches your forehead. (I pretend to faint...) (I did faint) (I remember that)
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. (YES!) (did not work)
· You try to kill your brother every day. (Does Trini's cousin count?) (hell yea!)
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. (all the time) (i can do the fireball jutsu)
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. (done it) (she's scary)
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit. (gym...)
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. (sometimes, or the Hokage) (always to my mom)
· You add the words "Believe It!" to the end of each sentence. (yes!) (yea...believe it!)
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". (done it) (detention!!) (I had to see the nurse cuz I passed out from laughing so hard)
· You always carry a large fan behind you. (once at the supermarket) (yea)
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. (yes!) (my friends think im nuts) (you are nuts) (i'm not nuts, i'm just disfunctional!)
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (done it) (YEA! i also did it to myself by accident)
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.(paint) (gonna soon)
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.(paint) (hell no)
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. (again, once at the supermarket...) (yea, lol)
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan(claimed it) (just right now)
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. (tried but failed to do 'eight trigrams palm rotation') (yea...i got beat up)
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. (tried but failed) (i failed miserably)
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. (claimed) (haha yea)
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. (yes) (yes...but missed)
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. (at the mall once) (mr.poodle!! yea)
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. (done it) (yea...but he didn't do anything! he was like 'it's mr.sanders')
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (everyday) (My's hidden sand)
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence. (yes!) (yea)
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. (done it) (lol, yea)
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. (yes) (yes)
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. (yea) (yea)
· You have a frog wallet. (yes) (nope T-T)
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. (all the time) (the mission to...The Zoo!)
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. (everytime) (yea, double team her rite Trini?) (duh!)
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. (I did Suna) (yea!!)
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (in my purse not fanny pack) (in my boots)
. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.(I did that XD) (We both did)
"Don't make me resort to mass murder!" ~ Kai
"Power corupts, but absolute power is kinda neat." ~Anonymous
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." ~Anonynous
"Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that." ~Anonymous
"What the cluck?" ~ Trini
"HOLY GODDESS OF CHEESE!" ~ Kai when it was discovered that her brother has a lead foot.
"Trini, are you high?!"
"Is it me or is our gym teacher the spawn of satan?"
At Kai's House:
"Why is there a picture of Gaara hugging a stuffed cow on your door?"
The Anime Mafia:
Kai: Sesshomaru, The Dog-Father
Trini: Youko Kurama, The Thief
Taylor: Hiei, The Hitman
Satori: Ichigo Kurosaki, The Dog-father's Bodyguard
Kuroneko: Inuyasha, The thorn in the Dogfather's ass
Kai's Hit list: A.K.A: The Anime Mafia's List Of People To Kill:
Brittany- the school skank
Josh- the ass who feels Kai up in P.E every DAY!!
The Preps- Who doesn't have the school preps on their hit list?
The Jocks- Ditto.
Ashurri-chan lent me her Death Note!
List Of People We Have Killed:
The Cheerleaders- Well, actually we only killed their egos, but it still counts.
A bee- It's spirit haunts Trini, we swear.
Spook Fish- The ghost of one of Taylor's goldfish, We went Ghostbusters on it's butt.
Kai's Go-kart- Kuro is NEVER allowed to drive the getaway go-kart again.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
I have a death fear of things like this. I should have never read it! Damn you Death-ducky! And your friends!
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
: Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
Kai: Mine & Kit's internet was shut off so we won't be able to update our stories for a while.
Kai: We have returned! Or I have & now we will feature my bestest friend Trini!
Trini: What up?
Kai: Kit will no longer appear in my new stories & I also have a new account which I share with Trini! It's BlackDragonRedRoses!
Kai: I HAVE INTERNET ACCESS IN MY BEDROOM!
SUPER IMPORTANT NOTICE!!
Kai: I now have another new account (since I can't access my BlackDragonRedRoses account), it's xXPrincess-Of-RaNdOmNeSsXx
Frozen Flowers: A Bleach fanfic. My friend, whom we'll call Satori, tricked me into writing it. And by tricked I mean she hit me with 'The Complete Works Of Shakespeare' and her Bleach manga until I agreed. The first chapter is the profiles. Chapters written: 2/??; Pictures of Rei can be found on my DeviantART account BlackDragonRedRoses.
Diaries Of A Socially Retarded Kunoichi: My OC character's diaries. See what it's like to live with the Hyuugas. And befriend the village perv!
The Chaos Chronicles!: A Sonic The Hedgehog story. Staring with the Profile - ending with ??. Consists of tons of one-shots (or two-shots, depends on the length of the chapter) that string together.
Shadow's Nocturne: A Kingdom Hearts story. Might be a Demyx/OC pairing, but I'm also leaning towards Zexion/OC, or Demyx/OC/Zexion.
A Guardian Angel: On hold til I find out what Kuroneko did with the next chapter.
Interview with the Inutachi & Co!: No one has submited questions so it's on hold.
In the works:
The Kitsune Chronicles: A Yu Yu Hakusho story. Starting with the profiles - ending with ??
Careful What You Wish For: Three different stories under the same name: YYH, Naruto, & Inuyasha.
I'm Nobody's Angel: A Kingdom Hearts Story.
Kingdom Hearts: Kingdom Bloopers!: A Kingdom Hearts Bloopers story.
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