T Bond aka tbondrage99
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Joined 09-07-01, id: 108410, Profile Updated: 03-10-10
Author has written 24 stories for Wrestling, and Simpsons.

NAME:

Theodore Bond A.K.A. T Bond A.K.A Bond, T Bond Agent Double O Heaven

PERSONAL INFO:

What can I say...Ive been here since there were like 400 fics in the Wrestling section which makes me a all star of dramatic proportions haha. Just kidding of course. Anyways you wouldn't know that Ive been here since 1999 mainly cause my old account got deleted for some reason causing me to have to re-post a lot, well that and the fact that I hardly ever update anything anymore.

I'm currently living in St. Johns, Newfoundland. I'm 27 years old, yup I'm old enough to be someones grandfather, or at least that's how it seems. I went to college for two years a did a course in Visual Arts, which I kinda... er'hem... Yes I will indeed finish it one day, wasn't my fault in the first place damn it! I heard of students not going to class before but when a teacher decides he doesn't want to go to class its time for him to be fired! Ok touchy subject. I work as an assistant manager at a video store, which is pretty kick ass.

WRITING STYLE:

Its really tough to describe my writing style. If you look though my stories you will see a lot of different genres of stories. A lot of serious stuff and a lot of not so serious stuff. I prefer to write comedy, it comes naturally to me. I grew up watching comedy all the time and loving it. I guess I have some style of comedy but its very broad. I have a huge love for almost all types of comedy from the very smart to toilet humor. I guess my favorite type of comedy is smart comedy that's disguised as stupid comedy. Monty Python is the obvious reference. I also love planting a seed early in a story or chapter that just seems like a quick joke that pays off as a much bigger joke later on. The serious stuff I write is all over the place, I mostly do it just to flex my writing muscles. I had a great action/adventure/super hero story called "Mighty Molly: A Quest for Justice" which was a great mix of all types of writing but had a lot of action in it. Sometimes it can be very dark like "Dirty Magic" or "Jeff's Obsession". My weakest genre is probably romance, I have only really tried my hand at that with stuff like "I'm Not That Different" or "Perfect Strangers" but the romance in those are just small parts of a much bigger story. I have done horror with "The Legend of Bloody Molly" and have at points even considered doing a sequel for it but usually dismiss the thought. Of course I have enjoyed creating an original character or two in my massive story "The Inner-Rage" which will always be one of my favorites so much so that I'm even planning a re-make of it, to make it the way I had originally envisioned it to be but have it updated for current times in the WWE, a lot has changed in TEN years. So whats my writing style? I guess its a little bit of everything.

MINI-RANT:

Ok I love me some wrestling stories but sweet crap in a hat man, every single story in the wrestling section as an almost identical description. I'm sure you have noticed. It goes something like this "Insert popular wrestlers name here, have given up on the idea of love but when insert original character name here joins the WWE they find out that there might just have one more chance at love." Of course the wrestlers name and original characters name are in interchangeable spots. Of course there's another slightly different description that has the original character being the daughter of a random wrestler who falls in love with another wrestler. Either way its still pretty similar. So what the hell do I pick to read!? Please if your reading this and you have a story with a description like that change it up a bit, it will make it a hell of lot more interesting for possible readers. Or at least thats my opinion on it anyways.

STATE OF MY STORIES:

Why would you take my word on any of this when I seem to only update just one story every year the last few years? Well I wouldn't take my word for it but here's the "plan", just don't expect it to happen, you know just in case.

Everybody Loves Somebody: I seem to get one chapter of this up a year, I LOVE this story and I do fully intend to finish it. Maybe I should stop writing my articles for Retrojunk and actually finish this one hm? Chapter 10 is coming "soon."

Supernatural Wars: This hasnt been updated in THREE years. How embarrassing. Once again I plan to continue this one, sad thing is I have plans for this story that seemingly goes on forever, to bad I have no work ethic for writing these days.

Upcoming:

NOTHING. Ok so I might get bored one day and throw out a one-shot or something, but I wouldn't expect that to happen.

CONTACT INFO:
If you want to IM and goad me about my lack of writing despite my many plans to do so then I more then I fully endorse it, it might just be the kick in the ass I need to actually write something. Aside from that I love talking to new people, in fact talking to others who like my writing, causes me to investigate there writing most likely bringing them a new fan while giving me an extra shot in the arm to write more often then I do. Anyways if you want you can get me through AIM, MSN and E-Mail.

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So please I encourage you to drop me a line. Like I said I love talking to new people!

Later
-Theodore Bond A.K.A tbondrage99 A.K.A The worst writer when it comes to updating ever.

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The Impromptu Road Trip by Azrael-013 reviews
[Complete] Eight of the guys are randomly stuck at an airport due to flight complications. The only way they can get to the next show is by driving there. Will they survive the trip with each other? PG13 for humor, language and abstract stupidity.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,068 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/7/2004
History Repeats Itself by DCFanatic4life reviews
Chris thinks about how history does repeat itself...no pairing...
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Chris Jericho, Stephanie McMahon - Complete
Fire and Rain by DCFanatic4life reviews
Chris and Stephanie hate everyone, and everyone hates them, now why would that be? Completed
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,160 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Chris Jericho, Stephanie McMahon - Complete
Tekken 4 King of Iron Fist by Archangel7 reviews
The basic story of the fourth tournament. The tenth and final chapter is up. Who will be crowned the King of Iron Fist?
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,251 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Complete
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You Got CM Punked! reviews
CM Punk has a new show where he listens to complaints about a wrestler and punks them out. Up first he helps Matt Hardy punk out his beloved brother Jeff. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - CM Punk, Jeff Hardy
Everybody Loves Somebody reviews
Chris Jericho loves Stephanie McMahon, who loves Chris Jericho back. Batista loves Trish Stratus, who loves John Cena, who loves Stacy Keibler, who loves Randy Orton who loves himself. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Chris Jericho, Randy Orton
Supernatural Wars reviews
The Department Of Supernatural Peace Keepers, are secret a government agency that specializes in keeping the supernatural away from public knowledge. Featuring, Jericho, Steph, Cena, Orton, RVD & More...Plus lots of cool monsters to boot! PLEASE R & R!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,928 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Chris Jericho, Randy Orton
Wrestling With Survivor reviews
RePosting of an old story. Imitators beware the original Wrestling Survivor story is back. And its been reformatted to boot. 16 wrestlers from the WWF/E, WCW, & ECW all come to one island on two teams to become the ultimate survivor. Please R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,648 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle - Complete
The Goodbye Girl reviews
One Shot. As everyone knows now Molly Holly's request for a release was granted this week. This is my tribute to my personal favorite lady of wrestling and the weeks leading up to it. Please Read and Review!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Jeffs Obsession reviews
One Shot. An older story of mine. Jeff is obsessed with Lita and would do anything to get her to feel the same way about him as he does about her. Please Read and Review.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Jeff Hardy, Lita - Complete
But Its A WHOLE Canadian Dollar reviews
So what if Trish & Lita discovered that Jericho & Christian were only being nice to them to see if who could win a bet to nail the other first, thats not going to stop Jericho & Christian from keeping the bet going with higher stakes. Please R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Chris Jericho, Christian - Complete
Yes Victoria, There Is A Santa Clause reviews
One shot.Its Christmas Eve and there has been a Raw & Smackdown PPV sprung on everyone. Before the PPV starts though the whole roster tries to figure out why Victoria doesn't believe in Santa Clause. Please Read & Review!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Victoria/Tara - Complete
Drain You reviews
One Shot. Chris Jericho, and Stephanie McMahon are in a relationship but both want to mold the other to there liking. Please Read & Review!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Chris Jericho, Stephanie McMahon - Complete
But Its A WHOLE Canadian Dollar 2:The Un Nailables reviews
FINISHED! The sequel to But Its A WHOLE Canadian Dollar...Obviously. This time Jericho & Christian try to nail the unnailable, Stephanie McMahon & Molly Holly. More Wackiness Ensues. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,470 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Chris Jericho, Christian - Complete
Chris Jerichos Shaggin Wagon reviews
OneShot. Jericho was fired from the WWE and then rose to the top of the Porn Biz and now has a new talk show. Chris Jericho's Shaggin' Wagon. Rating for many a sex related joke and reference. Please Read & Review!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Chris Jericho - Complete
The Legend Of Bloody Molly reviews
Bloody Mary is just a legend its not real but what if a WWE Diva was picked on and beaten on then killed. She couldn't and wouldn't rest in peace she wanted and needed her revenge this is how she gets it. The Rating is because of Extreme Violence & Gore.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,748 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Trish Stratus, Lita - Complete
The 12 Days Of The Simpsons Christmas reviews
One Shot. Bart gives his own version of The 12 Days of Christmas. This is my first Simpson's storie. Please Read And Review!
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Short Skirt Long Jacket reviews
One Shot. The last of my old stories that I'm re-posting. Jeff Hardy muses about his dream girl, while Matt and Lita get more and more annoyed by the second. Please Read & Review!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy - Complete
She Comes Home To Me reviews
One Shot. Another old one that I'm re-posting. Triple H sings a song about his love for Stephanie. WARNING This is just for those over 17, it way, way, way, way, to sick, disgusting, and disturbing for anyone else. Please Read & Review!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Triple H, Stephanie McMahon - Complete
If I Only Had A Brain reviews
One Shot. Ok This is an old one that I'm re-posting. Staring Al Snow, Steve Austin, & Spike Dudely. Please Read & Review
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Stone Cold - Complete
Dirty Magic reviews
Steven Richards is head over heels in love with his girlfriend Victoria, who is very troubled at the moment and anything but loving. Can Steven rough it out and help her to stop her abusive ways. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Victoria/Tara - Complete
Wasted Years reviews
One shot. After Chris Jericho returns to Winnipeg only to be booed by his hometown fans he decides its time for him to change his ways after missing the cheers he once received. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Chris Jericho - Complete
The Inner Rage reviews
Rage is a loner and not a nice guy in general. Hes also new in the WWF/E and looks to turn it on its head, not letting anything stand in his way, but how can he pull this off when he quickly gets in over his head. Please R&R!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 88,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Complete
Im Not That Different reviews
Molly's gay & her secret has been exposed now she has to learn to live with everyone knowing it, hoping they will still accept her & to move on to a relationship that will mean something more to her. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Complete
Perfect Strangers reviews
Spike is abusing Molly & Raven is the only person who knows. Will Raven step up & do whats right or will he just chicken out? Please Read & Review!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002 - Raven - Complete
Spike & Mollys Long Night reviews
One Shot. What if Paul Heyman & The Dudley's Never interrupted Molly & Spike that night they said they loved each other....remember Molly whispering something to Spike? This is it! Please Read & Review!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/4/2001 - Complete
Nothing Lasts Forever: A Spike & Molly Fic reviews
One Shot. The Dudley's have had enough of Spike & Molly's relationship & are willing to do ANYTHING to stop it.... no kiddies need to read this.... you have been warned.....PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Complete
Kurt Angle Vs A Tiolet reviews
One Shot. One of the first stories I ever wrote for the site. This was done when Kurt was still in The old Olympic Crybaby gimmick. Kurt helps a old lady in distress....whats wrong? A plugged up toilet of course...but can Kurt fix it? READ & REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Kurt Angle - Complete
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