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Writing is my way of proving to you that even though the story could never possibly happen, the most fun is to imagine it could.

I don't really know what to say, except for that I have an insanely horrifying obsession with Johnny Depp, colors, and peanut butter. That's about it. But I'll keep you from drowning in curiosity by giving you a few more details.

Name: Jessica, everyone calls me Jess


Obsessions (you could call them likes, but I tend to go above and beyond): Fanfiction (obviously), food, Johnny Depp and Heath Ledger, Music (specifically, piano), Art (deviantART addict, Kingdom Hearts, gaming in general

Not-so-obsessed-with-people-places-and-things: Paris Hilton (stupid people in general), ketchup, emo people ('cuz there's more to life than self pity, and I've decided that I'm going to get over myself and be happy when I have the power to be because it feels good and makes the people that love me even happier)

Music: Muse, Coldplay, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Three Days Grace, and a whole lot of others

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, The Dark Knight, Taken, King Arthur, Sweenery Todd, 10 Thing That I Hate About You, 300

TV Shows: Scrubs, Bones, House, Leverage, Ed, Edd, and Eddy (insanely addicting), America's Next Top Model (I'm not a particularly girly person, but some of the artistic aspects of modeling are mind boggling, plus I love hating all the insanely pretty skinny bitches and watching them fight over stupid stuff. In the end, I'm entitled to be a girl.)

Anime and Manga: Gurren Lagann, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Ouran High School Host Club, Ranma 1/2, Fruits Basket, Naruto and Bleach (though I DO admit that these two can be kinda cheesy at times, but I guess I kinda love the cheesiness. Most anime has some dosage of cheesiness, anyway)

Games: Kingdom Hearts (I'm an Axel lover, plus, the first one was the first video game I ever actually finished), Okami (Best game, in my opinion, for the Wii), anything Mario (can't ignore the classics), Little Big Planet, Tales of the Abyss, Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology, and some others that I can't remember at the moment.

I'm the proud owner of the ps3, wii, xbox, and Nintendo 64! Just wanted to put that out there... 'cuz I LOVE my babies! So I don't care if that information is significant to you or not.

I'm a romance kind of girl, and I LOVE to create character concepts. I like to write, but I haven't actually come up with any kind of original story line to post on here yet. Because if its not original, to me, it's not something I want to put out there. So right now I'm writing to myself.

Check out my deviantART (yes, I like to consider myself to be an artist. In fact, I drew my avatar on here. Go see for yourself. I need more coverage.)

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You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Whatever Doesn't Kill You by xMissMacaroni reviews
OLD, might be remodeled one day Luna Vale is a simple patient at Arkham Asylum. She doesn't talk; doesn't interact. But when the Asylum gets a new visitor, will she change? What will her life become by the side of the Joker? M for later chapters JxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,662 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Joker - Complete
Every Night Has Its Dawn by AbsentAngel reviews
When torn apart, lovers will do everything they can to be reunited ... even if that means reliving. KagomeKurama Sequel to Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,275 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
Simple Things by Caitiy reviews
[KakaSaku] – Sometimes the biggest most unexpected changes can be brought about by the simplest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 223,868 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Different by jellyjay reviews
Riza looks different today. Roy just wants her to know. Pointless Royai for Royai Day. Completely Spoiler Free .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A Puppy Story by FlamingRedFox reviews
When Black Hayate fraternizes with the neighbor's dog, Riza finds herself the owner of three mischievous puppies. Naming them proves to be quite a challenge. Oneshot. Royai. Post Chapter 108 vague spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Joker's New Pet by PrincessOfNerds reviews
The Joker kidnaps Gordon's daughter. But what heinous event in the Joker's past caused him to be the way he is? And why IS is he so infatuated with Gordon's little brat? Lots of sex and better in later chapters. Also lots of plot now. R&R! D/s, Violence
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 174,130 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Joker, Joker
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4739 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
It's Just A Game by srh420cky reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
The Ronin and the Queen by leafygirl reviews
Hatake Kakashi had entered through that door many times in his long gone past. It was the same door he quietly left through six years before. Now he's returned to a changed Village and the mess he left behind. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Abnormal Psychology by MaidenInTheMoon reviews
KakaSaku In an effort to psychologically examine Konoha's shinobi, Tsunade sticks Sakura with the most elusive of subjects, Hatake Kakashi. The girl can only do her best not to lose her own mind, and certain extreme measures are taken to make things work
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Fade In by hasu86 reviews
ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,487 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Repercussions Of Femininity by Vixen2004 reviews
When a predominant angst writer makes an attempt at comedy, the results are priceless. Picture Axel traveling around the worlds to find a soul mate in order to quench his desire for companionship and to prove to Larxene that he is not gay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,533 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Axel, Larxene
There'll Be No Living With Her After This by keliz2005 reviews
There is a reason forgiveness isn't easy for Jack. When Elizabeth comes to him looking for just that, secrets from his long forgotten past are revealed, giving new light to just who is 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. AWE Spoilers. JE angst. On Hiatus. Sorry!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,583 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Dreaming of you by EvilKath reviews
Post DMC. Jack has his beloved Pearl, Elizabeth has Will, but even though they try to deny it, they can't fight the inevitable. And suddenly, it's not about defeating Beckett anymore. JackElizabeth Sparrabeth of course. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,578 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Put Him in Bed with the Governor's Daughter by Sassy08 reviews
This is an island scene that could possibly but won't take place in AWE no spoilers for AWE though. Jack and Elizabeth are forced onto an island once again and are forced to face each other. Sparrabeth! Rated T for safety
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Never Had A Dream Come True by wolfblood16 reviews
Jack was Elizabeth's dream come true, but then she betrayed him. What thoughts run through her head as she tries to live without her perfect dream? Songfic based on Never Had A Dream Come True by S Club 7.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
All's Fair In Love And Piracy by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Norrington foolishly stands between Elizabeth and her freedom. In a struggle to save Jack and herself, Elizabeth Swann will take no prisoners.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Elizabeth S., James N.
The Trouble with Women by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
Vivien is small woman with big fears. Jack is a dirty pirate with a cutlass and a pistol. Vivien is the heir to a fortune she doesn't want. Jack would gladly take it...but no one seems to remember where it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,285 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004
Into the Storm by Sleepy Lotus reviews
You start to steer yourself into the storm, just to see what happens. Just to see if you can win... Jack dares Elizabeth to look deep in her soul, and sometimes the truth is most frightening of all. JackElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Scattered Treasures by ElocinMuse reviews
A bunch of Oneshot goodies. Mostly JE fluff, but not soley them. No Will bashings, though.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,199 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
It Will Not Be Long Love by JacksMermaid reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding day has come 'round again. But too many things have gone unsaid and too many secrets kept and too many signs ignored... Ties in a bit to Siren. WARNING: PostDMC, spoilery, WAY angsty on Will's part.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Siren by JacksMermaid reviews
PostDMC, SPOILERS! Elizabeth again desperately casts her thoughts out toward Jack, as the rest of the crew watches and wonders. Mythology refs, angsty, romance. Slightly ties in to In Dreams. JE, as always.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
An Inkling by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
If he’d had time to reflect, he would have realized that some hidden part of him already knew what was going to happen. One shot, DMC Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Reinvention of Memory by Rabbitprint reviews
Set around ch.307. Spoilers. Trying to fix a three man team has its own quirks for Sakura, especially when there are four people involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3438 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fractured Secrets by Neon Daisies reviews
What happens when strange murders start occuring at Briar Ridge Psychiatric hospital? Wouldn't you blame the resident psychotic murderer? Can a fractured psyche be mended?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,856 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
A Promise Written In Snow by Chicklets reviews
Oneshot ItachiSakura. A promise made before Itachi’s betrayal to Konoha, and to one little girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete