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Names April. I love to read. And watch movies. I basically spend all my time in my room reading or in my living room watching movies. And when I’m not completely satisfied with the real stuff, I get on here to see what the lovely writers have put up.

I wrote a story myself once, years ago, and I read it again recently, and I just can't stand to have it up. I'm a wee bit ashamed of it, not neccesarily because it's awful, but because my writing skills have progessed (a little) since I first posted that. So, I'm going to try and overhaul it, and if I can mold it into something I'm proud of, I'll repost it. (but since I'm something of a realist I suspect it won't be reposted... oh well)

I love slash - A LOT. Never been one for femslash, but if you wrote or read something good, feel free to reccomend it. I don’t agree with homophobes- tolerance, people. Learn to love.

FAVORITE QUOTES

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

"That's no moon, it's a space station." - Obi Wan

"Look! a vampire!" - Clark

"I did have a test today... It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." - Ferris Bueller

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." - Simone (annoying girl in Ferris Buellers Day Off)

Van Helsing: Bless me, father, for I have...

Cardinal Jinette: ...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that.

“And Captain Chunk says ‘let’s get the Hell out of here!’.” - Chunk

BOOKS/MOVIES/TV SHOW THAT I NEED TO FIND GOOD STORIES FOR

The Chronicles of Narnia (1-7) : C.S. Lewis

The Goonies

Van Helsing

Lord of the Rings (1-3)

Neds Declassified School Survival Guide

FAVORITE PAIRINGS
Harry Potter - Draco & Hermione, Dean & Seamus, Harry & Draco, Sirius & Remus, James & Lily
Eragon - Eragon & Murtagh

Maximun Ride - Fang & Iggy, Max & Fang, Max & Ari
Sahara - Dirk & Al
X-Men - Bobby & John, Scott & Logan, Logan & Rouge
High School Musical - Troy & Ryan
Pysch - Shawn & Lassiter
House - House & Cameron, House & Chase
Life with Derek - Derek & Casey, Derek & Sam

The Mighty Ducks - Adam & Charlie
Zoey 101 - I'M LOOKING FOR GOOD QUINN & LOGAN! PLEASE RECOMMEND SOME!
Star Wars - Anikan & Obi Wan

Sonny with a Chance - Sonny & Chad

Star Trek - Jim & Spock

NCIS - Gibbs & Tony

And a whole lot more that I can't remember right now.

Love, Fluff, and that other Stuff

-April

AND NOW ALL MY LOVELY COPY & PASTES!! (which I have shamelessly copied from other peoples profiles. That IS what you're supposed to do! ;) )

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of a fictional hero, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that myspace will take over the world, copy this into your profile!!

If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters Jacob and Jasper and Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve given up on dating because real boys can’t compare to fictional ones coughJacobBlack, Fang, DracoMalfoy cough, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If when you have a boy child, you'd consider naming them any of the following: Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Fang, Iggy, Harry, Ron, Fred (RIP), George, or-any-other-fictional-character- copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you hide your addiction to Fan Fiction (woah! hehe, that rymhed) from concered parents and friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you risk severe lower back problems becaus of being hunched over the computer so long, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Pneumonoultramicroscopisiliconivolcanoconiosis sounds more cool and rebelious than “Oh my Fing God! There was this son of a B, what and A-hole...grumble, grumble ... what the H was the B thinking!?” then c&p.

If you just went to google to look up the word: Pneumonoultramicroscopisiliconivolcanoconiosis, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the Kool-aid man is a cannibal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Captain Crunch is molesting all those little children, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore semi-colons and wish people used them more often,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate text speak (lol, omg, idk, ect.) and refuse to use it! then copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend shares their umbrella with you in the rain. A best friend trips you and says “RACE YA!!” If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

If Edward Cullens’ eyes changed your favorite gemstone to topaz/onyx, copy and paste all you easily influenced fan girls!

If you have a bunch of FF ideas and beginnings stashed away somewhere, but you’re to lazy/embarassed to put them out there... copy and paste.

If you watch the Disney Channel and Nick more than you watch Mtv, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when you’re typing and instead of spelling ‘the’ you spell ‘teh’ -but you refuse to slow down, copy and paste.

If you read peoples’ profiles just to steal their copy-and-pastes, copy and paste away baby!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys dont want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

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Snippets and Drabbles by otherhawk reviews
This is where I'm going to put everything that doesn't fit anywhere else. Some may be slash. Some may be silly. Some may even be bloody awful. CHAPTER 67 Valentines
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 67 - Words: 97,861 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Danny, Rusty
Sun Kissed by Vee017 reviews
Being on a world that supports slavery is one thing. Buying a slave and bringing him into Republic space is entirely another. AnakinObiWan Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Crossover by A Heny and Cat Production reviews
HIATUS! Twilight X Maximum Ride. When Fang gets caught in a storm, ends up in La Push and get found by one of the werewolves, what trouble will ensue as him and his rescuer are thrown into an experiance they will never forget. Slash. Fang/Seth.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Fang, Seth
Worlds Away From Who I Was by bookgodess15 reviews
The last thing Chase needs in his life is dreams of House--unfortunately, they don't seem to be stopping. S4 AU, House/Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,517 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
My Own Interrupted Iowa by T'Pinto reviews
Jim invites Spock home for an old fashioned Christmas in Iowa and soon realizes that his feelings for his First Officer have grown much deeper than the mere friendship he was trying to foster.Fun and Romance ensue. First Time fic. Slash. Some NC-17 cont.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 260,453 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Running with Scissors by mrasaki reviews
Days like this, he hates being on any planet with Jim Kirk, because Jim has just the sort of dismal luck that likes company. -Spock/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Spock-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
I'm Yours by ForeverImmature reviews
Gordie/Chris Slash. No like no read. Rated T for language. Is friendship the limit for these two?
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,169 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The Cold by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rhythm and Sweat by pathera reviews
The Enterprise is the hottest night club in San Francisco. It's the perfect place to dance, drink, and meet friends old and new. And seduce a Vulcan. It's great for that too! AU, oneshot, Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Break by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Normalcy is a myth. And that becomes obvious, especially when you search for it. Jacob/Seth Slash. AU. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Heat by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
Jim wanted Spock so badly, and fantasized about him constantly. And then, one day he gets what he wants. K/S. Very Mature. Slash. This story is dedicated to the lovely Kerchan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Seven Letter Aphrodisiac by tinuelena reviews
Spock finds that calling Jim Kirk "Captain" turns him on... a lot. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rough All Over by Cabose reviews
better summary inside Johnny and Dally didn't die that night, and the Curtis boys take in a boarder to help their financial problems. SLASH! TwoBitPony, DallyPony R&R plesus
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,790 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/14/2006
My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows reviews
Lily is constantly trying to set Remus up with random and strange men. This time it's Sirius Black, and while Remus is reluctant to accept it, he might just be the one. Only, Sirius's intentions aren't all that pure. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,039 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
To Some Extent by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Jacob Black is unhappy and really needs something good to happen, just for once. But isn't that just what friends are for? Smut/Slash. Extended Version.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
How Well Do We Know You? by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
Five Times Jim Kirk Surprised His Crew With Something About Himself and One Time They Surprised Him
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/29/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Infatuation by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim could only look up at Spock, wide-eyed, and ask, "What?" Kirk/Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lips by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Viola's team was never dropped and Sebastian DID go to Illyria. Suddenly Duke finds himself fascinated with his new roommate and best friend, or better said, with his LIPS, and finds himself jealous of the girl he'd once wanted for his own.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
The Proposal by YesIEatQuiche reviews
Oneshot. Mansfield Park. What was actually said when Edmund proposed to Fanny? Read to find out! This is mainly for my own amusement, but I hope you enjoy it as well.
Mansfield Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Parts of a Whole by schweinsty reviews
Some families are born; others are chosen and tested and trusted to watch your back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/25/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 4,727 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Untouchable by bookgodess15 reviews
Chase has a secret. Fortunately, he's a very good liar. HouseChase
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,465 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Telling Tales by Oldach's Dream reviews
Nothing good can come of Gus going out of town. And nothing did. At least, Gus doesn’t think so. He’s really not sure yet. So he settles in for over the phone story time with his best friend. Shassie slash. Story Complete!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,313 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Menagerie a Trois by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
My muses, they are whores. And, according to Spoiler , so are Seth and Jacob. Breaking Dawn spoiler fic, written in response to a challenge on LJ. Threesome btwn Seth, Jacob, and Spoiler .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Unprecedented by starlightwilight reviews
What was happening to me? Overcome with emotion, I knew there was only one explanation. But how? It was unprecedented. Quil POV on meeting Claire for the first time. For sillybella's September challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007
Even by reathai reviews
IPS/In Plain Sight - Aftermath of Trojan Horst. “Yes; if it came down to objective technicalities, they were even in every sense of the word.”
In Plain Sight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Blizzards in Albuquerque by hyacinthian reviews
Mary and Marshall in the hospital after Trojan Horst. MaryMarshall.
In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Nightmare by chibichibi k reviews
Just hours ago, Carlton had left Shawn Spencer’s apartment in a surprisingly good mood... Shawn/Lassiter. - Sequel to my story Injured - Slash
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Injured by chibichibi k reviews
There lay Shawn, a big smile on his face, eyes closed lightly and snoring like a grizzly bear during hibernation. SHAWNxLASSITER Slash
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Fever Mate by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
Het!Anakin helps Het!ObiWan during a moment of need, but it leads to complications...SLASH! ObiWanXAnakin, AnakinXPadme, ObiWanXAnakinXPadme
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,120 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
What Happens in Cornwall Stays In Cornwall by hiddensoullover reviews
...or so Viola tries convincing herself. While paying back Kia for her Cesario favor, Viola and her friends from Illyria crash a Cornwall party and a game of 7 Minutes In A Bottle opens her eyes to both Olivia and Duke. DukeViolaOlivia
She's the Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Eleven men walk into a bar by otherhawk reviews
Just the guys in a bar on a night off, trying to answer the eternal question - how do you come out to your parents?
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
30 Seconds by Nightwingstar reviews
You know, a lot can happen in 30 seconds, at one moment your falling and then a missing Fang comes and catches you out of nowhere. MiggyFax you'll know why... UPDATED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Catalyst by Chrystal Slara reviews
“I seem to remember telling you that I “liked blokes” yet I don’t seem to remember me telling you that I stopped liking women as well.” HPHGDM...SMUTSEX, Threesome, DH Compatable, not Epilouge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Moving In by Ryo-girl reviews
House and Chase get together. How long does it take for everyone else to notice? Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Beautiful Oblivion by argentenipinkini reviews
Derek and Casey love to annoy each other, maybe too much. They are always invading each other's personal bubble, and it's fine, until Derek starts to realize that he might have, oh gosh, feelings? For Casey? One long night may change everything. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,126 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Casey M., Derek V.
Dead Boy's Ballet by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
Chap 4 up! 'In the stages of grief it seemed Severus was stuck on Anger' What would Snape's life be like without Voldemort? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Albus D., Severus S.
Big News by Star-Filled-Night reviews
Fred and George were laying in their respective beds the night before a big family reunion, George rolled to face Fred, they were planning to unveil their secret tomarrow and he was a little nervous...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Learning to Share by mylifeismine reviews
For Casey and Derek, sharing the house was hard. Going to the same school was hard. Sharing the same bedroom? ...Is chaos. [Dasey]
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Female Intuition by angel-death-dealer reviews
Sue's missing female company, especially given the situation. But with no girls around, will Johnny, Reed and Ben substitute for the girly talk she so desperately needs? SueReed romance, lots of humour. Rated for one use of language
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
How Does She Do It? by Supergirrl reviews
Fang, Ari, and Iggy discuss Max..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Ari B., Iggy
Love to be Loved by HaloFin17 reviews
All children love to be loved, even those who are forced to grow up too soon. A young Patroclus oneshot. Absolutely NO slash, but lots of fluff, fluff, beautiful FLUFF! Please enjoy, and feel free to review!
Troy - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Achilles, Patroclus - Complete
If You Can't Beat 'Em by DeMarcos reviews
How Shawn got hooked up with Lassiter. Prequel to Guess Who's Coming To Dinner…. No Really. Guess. and 1,000 Paper Cranes…. Of Murder? Slash, Shassi, songfic. You were warned. REVISED 2011!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Four times Henry never asked questions by sulferoid reviews
ShawnLassiter. Henry is suspicious surrounding recent events concerning his son. He wants what's best for his boy, and he must face some challenges of his own.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Setting Moon by highschoolwriting reviews
Continuation of the original story that picks up after the end of New Moon. Edward and Bella fluff and some... well maybe more than just some sexuality. Hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,042 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006
Your Duty as King by To Tuckborough reviews
Peter and Edmund teach Caspian of a certain person whose name begins with a 'Mary' and ends with a 'Sue.' Poor Caspian how will he cope? AU
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Caspian X - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Family by Jolie71 reviews
Alternate Universe, contains some spoilers through book 7 Harry is in for a few fun surprises now that Voldemort is gone, and really. . . .doesn't he deserve them? Will contain spanking and slash in later chapters. SiriusRemus pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,399 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Names by just-nikki reviews
Katie's not letting George anywhere near those birth certificates. George's way of remembering Fred. KatieGeorge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
The Birthday Boy by Lady Bracknell reviews
DHspoilers. On his seventeenth birthday, Teddy Lupin is forced to face a message from beyond the grave, and a cake with his face on it. It was enough to make anyone hide at the bottom of the garden, Harry thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Change of Heart by Tempest Break reviews
James Potter is obviously in love with Lily Evans, but she wants nothing to do with him, and this is the way it's been for six years. But in their 7th year, they're Head Boy and Girl and have to share a tower. James is rejoicing, but Lily...? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,395 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/27/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Series of Firsts by Onyx-and-Moonstone reviews
A oneshot series, or series of oneshots. However you care to say it. Max and Fang have child, Jasper Talon. This is a series on his 'firsts'. So read if you care. Rated T because I do not know how out of hand this may get. Up to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Haven't I read this somewhere before? by just a reader reviews
Silly fic based on certain cliches within the Harry Potter FanFiction world. Oh my, new chapter! And it only took me 3 years! !flashing commercial neon lights! NOW WITH EASIER TO READ CHARACTER AUTHOR INTERACTION! !flashing commercial neon lights!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bunking Down by xXACCEBXx reviews
Casey is stuck sharing a room with her annoying stepbrother Derek. What will happen next? DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007
Punch Drunk by MidnightBlue88 reviews
A week after detention, Brian reunites the Breakfast Club in the messiest way possible: by getting completely trashed at a party. Will the others be able to get him home in one piece without killing one another along the way?
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/21/2007
Many Words Begin With T by bookgodess15 reviews
After a pile of boxes falls on top of them, Wilson has to keep House awake because he has a concussion... so they play a game. House tries to make it a little more interesting.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Cheque, Please by Missie DuCaine reviews
X2. On the way to the Drake household, Logan decides that they need food. People talk way too much when they're waiting for their food. Slashy goodness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
10 Commandments by bookgodess15 reviews
The ten commandments... House style. Need I say more?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Happy Birthday by Shadow Silver Fang reviews
Shawn never got to give Lassiter his birthday present. [LassiterShawn Slash]
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Keeping An Ear Out by serty reviews
Robin and Star have a heart to heart about the person Robin wishes he could have.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Destiny's Sense of Humor by s w e e t r e b e l l i o n reviews
Prince Zuko is finally successful in capturing the Avatar, but he is far from the Fire Nation, so he has a long two months ahead of him. He eventually befriends Katara. But soon Zuko has to make the hardest decision of his life. Chapter 8 up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,932 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Life and Times of Patroclus by MikiNare reviews
From when Patroclus first meets Achilles. How they grew to be so close and what happened some years before Troy.
Troy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006
Aang, Katara and a Plan by MyOtherName reviews
In essence, Sokka gets a plan to get Aang and Katara together, and Toph helps. Rated for a little swearing and many uberdescriptive fluffariffic makeout scenes. Overload of Kataang, hints of Tokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,450 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Aang, Katara
The Morning After by frostimar reviews
They finally did it. But what happens the next morning? Slash HouseChase.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2006 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Long Way to Happy by Cheshie reviews
Smellerbee mourns for Jet after leaving Ba Sing Se, what happens when Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Toph show up, looking for Jet? Morphed from a oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Jet
Dance With Me by teh-fargs reviews
It's Beast Boy's birthday and some of the Titans are going clubbing... BBxR
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Dave the Laugh by Not Your Exception reviews
This story is... um... entertaining? Well, whatever, but it was fun to write, and therefore most likely fun to read. But I wouldn't know. So yeah, read on! And then, when you're done reading, review! Because you love me.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Everybody Lies Except Chase by Pip3 reviews
Written for the Chase ficathon on livejournal. Inspired by prompt 38: Chase tells everyone at PPTH what he thinks of them. This is slash. House/Chase COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/8/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Robin's Aching Back by poxmaker reviews
It's breakfast time at Titan's Tower. But what's wrong with Robin's back? And why can't Cyborg seem to ever enjoy his waffles? SLASH [RobinxBeastboy] ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
She's Human, Too by Pyronic reviews
Set during Max’s breakdown scene in chapters 101103. Fang’s protective, and slightly loving, thoughts on the whole ordeal.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Stealing Kisses by twister15 reviews
Casey is stumped, her step brother Derek has been acting weird ...and I mean seriously weird, since his new hobby is apparently to kiss her senseless.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Curiosity by PeppermintRakky reviews
Cameron and Chase listen to a very weird conversation behind a closed door... Between House and... Wilson! All in name of curiosity. A little bit slashy, but not even for real. Confused? Well, read to discover. And review to make me happy!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Worthy by Iubar reviews
The story of Achilles and Briseis and the love that defined a nation, brought a warrior to his knees, and would define passion for the years to come. PG 13 for bloodshed and sensuality.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
Tutoring by squeak-the-soprano reviews
Summary: Peter has been spotted and reported alive, and Sirius has been cleared of all charges. As a free man, he starts teaching as the new DADA teacher. But what happens when he starts seeing a certain student for extra “Tutoring”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Crazy Parade by Gabrielle Day reviews
Sahara drabble. Dirk and Al ride the dunes as only they can.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
The Child's Atrocity by Fluff reviews
Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of spies and sugar by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE - Sawyer gets his hands on a bunch of chocolate bars...madness ensues.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Complete
Façade by Malfoi reviews
Alternate Universe. Pride and Prejudice meets Harry Potter. Harry and Draco develop a relationship in Jane Austen inspired Regency England. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,689 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Waking Cold by Chainlinks reviews
Slash, SD. Seamus, in his seventh year, has come to two major conclusions: Early mornings are evil and Dean is warm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete