Names April. I love to read. And watch movies. I basically spend all my time in my room reading or in my living room watching movies. And when I’m not completely satisfied with the real stuff, I get on here to see what the lovely writers have put up.
I wrote a story myself once, years ago, and I read it again recently, and I just can't stand to have it up. I'm a wee bit ashamed of it, not neccesarily because it's awful, but because my writing skills have progessed (a little) since I first posted that. So, I'm going to try and overhaul it, and if I can mold it into something I'm proud of, I'll repost it. (but since I'm something of a realist I suspect it won't be reposted... oh well)
I love slash - A LOT. Never been one for femslash, but if you wrote or read something good, feel free to reccomend it. I don’t agree with homophobes- tolerance, people. Learn to love.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
"That's no moon, it's a space station." - Obi Wan
"Look! a vampire!" - Clark
"I did have a test today... It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." - Ferris Bueller
"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious." - Simone (annoying girl in Ferris Buellers Day Off)
Van Helsing: Bless me, father, for I have...
Cardinal Jinette: ...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that.
“And Captain Chunk says ‘let’s get the Hell out of here!’.” - Chunk
BOOKS/MOVIES/TV SHOW THAT I NEED TO FIND GOOD STORIES FOR
The Chronicles of Narnia (1-7) : C.S. Lewis
Lord of the Rings (1-3)
Neds Declassified School Survival Guide
Maximun Ride - Fang & Iggy, Max & Fang, Max & Ari
The Mighty Ducks - Adam & Charlie
Sonny with a Chance - Sonny & Chad
Star Trek - Jim & Spock
NCIS - Gibbs & Tony
And a whole lot more that I can't remember right now.
Love, Fluff, and that other Stuff
AND NOW ALL MY LOVELY COPY & PASTES!! (which I have shamelessly copied from other peoples profiles. That IS what you're supposed to do! ;) )
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of a fictional hero, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that myspace will take over the world, copy this into your profile!!
If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters Jacob and Jasper and Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve given up on dating because real boys can’t compare to fictional ones coughJacobBlack, Fang, DracoMalfoy cough, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If when you have a boy child, you'd consider naming them any of the following: Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Fang, Iggy, Harry, Ron, Fred (RIP), George, or-any-other-fictional-character- copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you hide your addiction to Fan Fiction (woah! hehe, that rymhed) from concered parents and friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you risk severe lower back problems becaus of being hunched over the computer so long, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Pneumonoultramicroscopisiliconivolcanoconiosis sounds more cool and rebelious than “Oh my Fing God! There was this son of a B, what and A-hole...grumble, grumble ... what the H was the B thinking!?” then c&p.
If you just went to google to look up the word: Pneumonoultramicroscopisiliconivolcanoconiosis, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Kool-aid man is a cannibal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Captain Crunch is molesting all those little children, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you adore semi-colons and wish people used them more often,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate text speak (lol, omg, idk, ect.) and refuse to use it! then copy and paste this into your profile.
A friend shares their umbrella with you in the rain. A best friend trips you and says “RACE YA!!” If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.
If Edward Cullens’ eyes changed your favorite gemstone to topaz/onyx, copy and paste all you easily influenced fan girls!
If you have a bunch of FF ideas and beginnings stashed away somewhere, but you’re to lazy/embarassed to put them out there... copy and paste.
If you watch the Disney Channel and Nick more than you watch Mtv, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate it when you’re typing and instead of spelling ‘the’ you spell ‘teh’ -but you refuse to slow down, copy and paste.
If you read peoples’ profiles just to steal their copy-and-pastes, copy and paste away baby!
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.