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Eh? You're on my page? Wow, your life must be extremely misserable...Oh well, you came to hear a lil' bit bout' me?


Name: Jessica Smith

Gender: Female

Age/D.O.B: 15/ 2.26.92

Height:Unkown... I don't wanna check how short I'm getting... I think I'm bout 5ft8 or sunnin...

Weight: Guess..Lol about 45 kilos...FATTY

Hair Colour: Brown And Tones

Eye Colour: Brown

Star Sign: Pisces

I don't know much else you wanna know about lil ol' moi... But I'm pretty much covering the basics! LOL

Well, I love comedy.. and when I say love... I mean absolutely-possitively-extremely-maximumly-generally-mostly-abruptly LOVE it!

I love cartoons... Especially adult ones... None of that Hentai junk, but cartoons such as "South Park", "Drawn Together", "Boondocks", "Family Guy", ect. I also like "Spongebob" for one reason or another...Meh

My two favorite movies are "Click" and "Wedding Crashers"

I have an obsession with games. My fetish, If you will. My favorites are "Destroy All Humans!", "Kingdom Hearts","Soul Caliber II & III", "Legend of Zelda" and "Jak & Daxter"

I'm starting to draw more now, mostly due to this site. So I'll post my Ooc and RP Characters on Deviantart. I don't particularly know how to use it yet, but I don't care. I'll get the hang of it eventually!

... Help is allways welcome, although ;)...

When I snease really hard, I can smell moths.

I am addicted to MSN and Crack. Mostly MSN though, but mostly Crack. I also have Alzheimer's. But mostly Crack.

And... Hm... That's pretty much it from me. Well, so long!




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Our life Zelda by Sweswe reviews
Knowing each other since childhood, time will change Link and Zelda as they grow older, learn about their parents and about Hyrule's history. ZeldaxLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,653 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Zelda, Link
Somber Return by Lady-Solita reviews
Six years after Chihiro left the Spirit World, it has been plagued with a dark shadow. Good spirits are infected with the darkness, warping their minds. Chirhiro knows nothing of this...that is, until her little brother is kidnapped by a certain dragon...
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,506 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Ice Age: The Threequel by Maudiebeans reviews
FINISHED! The story takes place after the Meltdown. The herd moves out of the valley but soon run into the slew of creatures residing on the other side of the glacier walls! MannyxEllie, DiegoxOC, and SidxOC
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,171 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Diego - Complete
Pip Really Sucks! by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
COMPLETE! Pip is friendless... until Damien returns and pulls Pip into a series of strange occurrences, including a threat on God's very existence, Satan and John Lennon being totally gay for each other, and an evil duck...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Pip P. - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Blue And Nerdy by b00n0se reviews
A parody of Weird Al's White and Nerdy with Squidward.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
The Tale of a Mad Princess by blondie91 reviews
A humorous fic about Peach going mad. PLEASE r & r. Chapter 8 is now up! Title: Carnival of Doom
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005
Lights, Camera, Kenny! reviews
It's South Park behind the Camera! Kenny McCormick is a 9 year old actor with big dreams, but is stuck in the South.... Will he find his true calling or will he have to redo Death Scene 36 over again? Rated T for extreme Language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kenny M.