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Author has written 1 story for Gilmore Girls.

Basically on fanfic I only read Tamora Pierce, Gilmore Girls, Twilight, and occasionally Harry Potter. Outside of ff, I will read just about anything, with the exception of mushy chick flick books. Same goes for movies.

I am sarcastic, (hence the penname), quirky, easy-going, unemotional, tom-boyish, and vaguely cynical. I get along better with guys than girls. I despise shopping with every fiber of my being. I love eating, dirtbiking, reading, and hangin out with my group of wacky friends. I also am one of those freaks that love school and does very well. I am a horrible speller. I love eating food, as well as baking or cooking. I work out like a fiend at the Y. I am the world's biggest radio channel surfer, even if its a song I like, I have to know whats on allll the other stations. I hate most rap and hip hop. I love confusing people with how I dress. Led Zeppelin t-shirt, converse, and ripped jeans one day, then a nice sweater, or polo shirt with nice shoes the next. I love my brown vans and my black and white converse. I hate the colors pink and purple. I LOVE green. I am an organizational freak, my room is almost always clean, and I have to have my week scheduled at least a week in advance and know what is going on. I dislike surprises. I wish I were spontaneous, but I'm not, and I get annoyed when forced to be. I don't swear, excepted in rare cases. I prefer to cleverly insult people or the current situation, its even better when they dont understand that I am mocking them. I am also a major overachiever and almost never procrastinate in the usual sense of the word. Currently (aka the reason why this is so long and rambling) i am procrastinating finishing my english paper.. which is due in over a month. My favorite season is fall.

eh, thats it for now, i suppose

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Morning Light by Akicks reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn, the family heads back to school. This is the story of Nessie and Jacob, their blooming relationship, new friendships, and of course, vampire problems! standard couples, rated for safety. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Operation Thaw by emhmom reviews
Ranger's freezing his butt off on a mission and decides to plan Operation Thaw. In the meantime, Stephanie makes a plan of her own. Rated for language, some angst, some violence and smut! No animals were actually harmed in the writing of this FF.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,434 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
The Stone Wall of His Love by SuzieQ57 reviews
Logan's in London now, and Rory's left to start her senior year with the gang. But when Rory gets hurt, Logan's all the way across the Atlantic and we find out who the Rhett Butler is in Rory's life. RATING UP: mature themes and very strong language.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,697 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Rory G., Finn
Lost and Found by Michaelover101 reviews
Rory is an international model, Tristan is a Hartford lawyer. Both are wealthy and making a name for themselves and both are trying to forget the other. What happens when fate throws them back together? Trory. AU.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,279 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Liberated Aficionado by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU Set in present. Daine is a troubled teen living with her foster parents. Her lifestyle consists of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Then she meets a guy that could bring her straight...only problem being he's fourteen years older than her. DN
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,496 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Open Your Eyes by cmonace reviews
ON HIATUS. Her life was about to take a very interesting spin, and it was coming in the form of a boy named Logan Huntzberger. An alternate Logan and Rory meeting and development. Rogan.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,532 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.
When Good Gilmores Go Bad by rachor reviews
Lorelei gets her mini me. WARNING! This story is about Rory's day to day life and is pretty much plotless. It's a crack fic pure and simple. Some of my family are sadly still being stupid.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 122 - Words: 121,635 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Tears through the Abyss by fox24 reviews
AU what if Rory and Logan met before S5 in New York how that have changed the begining of their relationship and the begining of S5. Rory/Logan. Now complete
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,261 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
You Are Everything I Never Knew I Always Wanted by Puca reviews
Logan and Rory are best friends since the days of Yale and although an ocean is separating them, they keep in touch. What would happen if one of them would cross that ocean, bringing their worlds a lot closer? Rogan ON HIATUS
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,157 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
I know You by Lexie M reviews
Summary: Rory, a junior at Yale, runs into a familiar boy. Can he convince her he’s not like he was in the past? AR TRORY Full Summary inside.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,034 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Tristan D., Rory G.
The Game of Life by Lynn79 reviews
Rory's and Logan's life after graduation. With a wedding on the way, a secret identity, work, and friends how will the couple get through it all. Rated M for a FEW sexual situations [Rogan]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 272,179 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.
Call and Answer by citygrl reviews
Dealing with the aftermath of Season 5, Rory makes a lifealtering decision... TRORY
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,168 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Everlasting Cloud by curlyk03 reviews
COMPLETE! When Rory visits Richard in the hospital, she runs into someone she never thought she'd see again. Future Fic. Rating has been changed to M. TRORY.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,707 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Grown Up Socialites by Lady Eliza reviews
Sequel to ‘Life and Times of a Socialite’ it takes place six years after the first story ends. Rory and Logan have children, they’re friends and family surround them, and they still have a jampacked social calendar. How do socialites deal with it all?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,403 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005
In Spite of Us by Romeo's Waiting reviews
In every girl's life there's a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began… AU, PDLD.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,235 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Rory G., Finn
Entourage by Mongoose 187 reviews
This is an AU story. This is Entourage Gilmore Girls style. Tristan is a twentytwo year old actor living in L.A. Jess is his best friend and manger Trory Completed
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,175 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Tristan D., Rory G. - Complete
Behind The Curtain by Thought'sPen reviews
Tristan and Rory are both cast in the school's modern musical. Long night rehersals and backstage drama are only the set for more banter and moments. With the thespian egos and mischevious stage crew, you know something is bound to occur.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,939 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Tristan D., Rory G.
Six Days At Steadfast by Starzgirl reviews
Kel and others ride to Steadfast for Raoul and Buri's wedding. However, more than just a wedding takes place. Fun ensues,and possibly...love? Eventual KD. Plus other pairings! [T for safety]. EPILOGUE now up! A couple of years later...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,755 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Recreational Projects by Hopes2High reviews
Rory volunteers at a summer camp so she can work off hours towards her community service sentence, but someone from her past proves to be even more difficult to deal with than the kids. Trory.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,181 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Tristan D., Rory G.
Blood At The Root by Gilmoregirl7878 reviews
It was a time of gangs, a time when power and intimidation got you far in the world. And he was the best at it. He was leader, the Boss. In complete control of everything....or so he thought. One naive girl is about to change that. Trory.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Tristan D., Rory G.
Beautifully Broken by lovelyinterlude reviews
AU: A tragic accident left Rory without a family and Lorelai is her new adoptive mother. She is forced to attend Chilton. Follow her on her journey of learning how to love again. REWRITTEN...sorry for the long wait..I promise to keep writing this time:
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Three Cheers for the Teenage Years by Treenuh reviews
Rory GilmoreHayden has both parents in her life as well as her childhood best friend, Tristan Dugrey. Rory's life is perfect, nothing like a new school and new people to shake it up though! AU ROGAN. SEQUEL: An Applause for an Encore
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 197,026 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
When They Wrote Essays by Soami reviews
Professor McGonagall made them write end of year essays. In her first one, Lily Evans didn't mind James Potter falling off his broomstick. In her last, she hoped he wouldn't. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything Happens at New Hope by starfishbeliever reviews
sequel to the New Hope Players, you prob should read that first all pairings, our favorite masterminds reunite, but this time they have more problems then just the normal matchmaking..., note penname change sorry guys, this is on permanent hiatus
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Tortall, Tortall
I know it and I'm mortified by natashajay reviews
My favorite Drunken Duo takes over the world…in their skivvies! The bridesmaids won’t be revisited, but they will be talked about. To My Favorite PDLDs! A fun and dramatic story! Check it out! AU
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Rory G., Finn
Immense Predicaments by Kinetic Chemistry reviews
AU,PDLD. What happens when two people meet, go out for a couple drinks, and then part for eight weeks? Why does Rory call up her one night stand and ask to meet him? How can a tiny predicament turn into one of immenselarge.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Finn, Rory G.
Who I Am Hates Who I've Been by frompen2paper reviews
Tristan Dugrey left the halls of Chilton a lost little boy. When he and his best friend return to Hartford on leave, Tristan reconnects with Rory Gilmore, showing her his transformation from arrogant society boy to man who just might steal her heart.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,503 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006
Road Trip to Nowhere by donna79 reviews
They have summer ahead of them. A lot can change in a summer. Sequel to Falling Into Grace. Complete!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Up the wall and Over the moon by Juliette Rose24 reviews
Logan, Colin and our favorite drunken Aussie have gotten themselves kicked out of school...again. This time when transfered to Chilton, they are ordered to hang out with the lovely Rory Gilmore. Rogan all the way...or am I lying. Read and find out. Then r
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Logan H., Rory G.
Disowned by Tinkerbell79 reviews
Completed: Logan's parents have disowned him after he and Rory got engaged. Will it work out for them to stay together or will Logan's family break them up. ROGAN
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,663 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Second Chances by donna79 reviews
Rory has trouble deciding what she wants. Someone from her helps figure it out. Formally known as I Want You to Want Me. Complete!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,110 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
I'm Not a Socialite, I'm a Model by cutie8pies reviews
Rory Hayden, a cover girl and model, has been living with her father in England for nearly her entire life. She moves to Hartford to escape the glamour, but in the process will she find something more?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,815 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.
Fool For Love by Romeo's Waiting reviews
One night spent with a smooth talking, overly charming and handsome Aussie could change everything… PDLD
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Finn, Rory G. - Complete
Ditch The Logical by Hopes2High reviews
Logan, Colin and Finn left for Zugerberg leaving Rory and Steph behind. But they are going to realize coming back isn't as easy as it sounds. RoryLogan & StephFinn
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
The Fortune Cookie's Always Right by Meredith Girl reviews
Remember the party that Emily and Richard organized sophomore year of Yale for Rory to meet eligible bachelors? Well suppose Logan's "rescue" was a bit more intimate, and suppose Dean saw it? Rogan by way of a RoryDeanLogan love triangle.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,457 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
11:32 by InquisitiveAuthor96 reviews
Christmas 2006, Logan arrives home from London. My god, I suck at sumarries. Please read, and be nice. It's my first fan fic. Changed the title from He Knew What He Had To Do. Yeah that title was a result of extreme frustation.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Turn My Way by Problem Child1 reviews
She laughed.“And here I was expecting something romantic.” “Love, are you insinuating that what I just said was not, in fact, romantic enough for you? That was plenty romantic. FinnRory
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Rory G., Finn - Complete
Nothing's Simple Anymore by queenb81385 reviews
What would happen if Tristin had never left during Run Away Little Boy?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 83,496 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Life and Times of a Socialite by Lady Eliza reviews
A twist on Rory's life and her relationship with Logan. Total AU RL
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,484 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Revelations by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot: Daine and Numair, their relationship strengthening daily, face their next hurdle--having their friends find out about them. Thank you to everyone who reads and reviews my work.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Stumbling Steps by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot: Daine and Numair, in love and trying to find their way together, reach a turning point in their relationship - will they go forward, or stumble? Rating may be a bit high.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Tortall - Complete
The Saga Continues reviews
Following season 6 finale. Logan deals with London and his father. Rory deals with Logan being gone and Lorelai. Lorelai deals with her decisions. Includes Finn, Steph and Colin. Rogan!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.