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Joined 07-08-06, id: 1085710, Profile Updated: 10-27-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Name: Quippery (or Quip for short)

Age: 20

Location: U.S.A.

Gender: Female

About Me: I've been reading fanfiction on here for years, but I've never written anything until recently. It's actually pretty fun! Since I'm now a "writer" here, I figured that I should make a profile page. Don't worry though, I'll keep it short. Oh, yeah, and before I forget, to all of you who review my story: I love you. Because of You I have vowed to review the stories I read as well.

Some of My Favorites:

Authors: Ted Dekker, J.R.R. Tolkien, Frank Peretti, Robert Ludlum, and Michael Crichton

Colors: Brown, White, and Teal

Animals: There isn't an animal that I don't like, but I guess my favorites are horses, wolves, and hawks

TV Shows: Lie to Me, The Mentalist, 30 Rock, Doctor Who

Anime: Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Trigun, and Fullmetal Alchemist

Other Things:

Harry Potter House: Hufflepuff

Sport: Archery

Hobbies: Reading, drawing, and, well, pretty much anything having to do with art

Stuff Related to "The Business of Recovery":

I will post new chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, except for this week where there will be an extra-long chapter this Friday due to scheduling errors.

Check out the Poll to vote who you think Harry should be paired with.

Here is a picture of Harry from Chapter 1.

Here is a picture of Harry at the end of Chapter 3.

Honey walking in on Harry in Chapter 4.


iPod About You Test.

1) Put your iPod/MP3/iTunes, et cetera on shuffle.

2) For each question, click the next button to get your answer.

3) You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds.

4) The artist of the song goes in brackets (]) next to the song.

5) You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song.

6) Put it on your profile.

What would you say about your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Gate to Atlantis [Joel Goldsmith] (That sounds about right. I did get him hooked on Stargate, after all.)

What is the first thing you say in the mornings?

What Have You Been Doing Lately? [Relient K] (Surprised that one worked, actually)

Your teacher is...

Estremoz [E.S. Posthumus] (This one doesn’t entirely make sense. It’s a neat song, but I don’t have any teachers right now.)

What's written on your class's blackboard?

Only Martha Knows [Murray Gold] (That would kind of freaky to see, especially if you knew someone named Martha.)

How would you describe your neighbors?

Hymn [Liz Story] (I’m not sure if this fits or not… haven’t met my neighbors yet)

What would your best friend say about you?

February Song [Josh Groban] (Interesting…)

How do you feel right now?

Medley: Here We Come A Caroling/O Christmas Tree/I Saw Three Ships [Boston Pops Orchestra] (I guess I’m in the mood for Christmas?)

What's on your bedside table right now?

Underwater March [Klaus Bedalt] (yeah, this one didn’t really work…)

What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Doctor Who Opening Credits [Murray Gold] (Like a boss.)

When you open your wardrobe you see...

The Last Rose of Summer [Hayley Westenra] (Oddly fitting, considering I haven’t switched out my summer clothes for fall clothes yet.)

What did you say after you last attended a concert?

A Penny Loafer Saved Is A Penny Loafer Earned [Relient K] (I don’t know…)

If you had to write a Twilight fanfiction right now, what would it be titled?

Pompeii [E.S. Posthumus] (I could work with that…)

A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...

The Very Thought of You [Steve Tyrell] (ooh, classy)

Your life's theme song would be...

Remember When It Rained [Josh Groban] (This is the first time I’ve actively listened to the song… this might actually be fitting…)

How would you describe what you are doing right now?

Halo [The Benjamin Gate] (Lol, I wish I had a 360 and the game Halo)

If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

While You Were Sleeping [Casting Crowns] (o.o?)

Your motto is...

Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet? [Relient K] (I promise that I’m not a serial killer…)

If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy...

Love You More [Basshunter] (hehe)

What did you dream about last night?

Stars and Stripes Forever [The Boston Pops Orchestra] (Yay, USA?)

If someone says "Is this okay?" you say...

Pride Away [Kutless] (hmm…)

How would you describe yourself?

Wedding Celebration and the Bottle Dance [Fiddler on the Roof] (LOLOLOLOL)

What do you look for in a guy/girl?

Proud Mary [Glee Cast] (I’m looking for a riverboat queen, evidently)

How do you feel today?

Can I Come With You? [Murray Gold] (I suppose I am a bit lonely/bored today…)

What is your life purpose?

Vorrina Pi [E.S. Posthumus] (Well… Pi is my favorite number…)

What is your motto?

Decode [Paramore] (As if I know)

What do your friends think of you?

Winter Wonderland [Boston Pops Orchestra] (I guess my friends are weird…)

What do your parents think of you?

Famous Last Words [My Chemical Romance] (???)

What do you think about a lot?

Finale [Fiddler on the Roof] (How pessimistic of me, haha)

What do you think of your best friend?

Russia Privet [Basshunter] (eh?)

What do you think of the person you like?

What is This Feeling? [Kristin Chennoweth, Idina Menzel] (Evidently I have conflicting emotions.)

What is your life story?

Everything Glorious [David Crowder Band] (Not really true, but oh well.)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Set Me Free [Casting Crowns] (This survey is turning a bit dark…)

What do you feel when you see the person you like?

Songs of Captivity and Freedom [Murray Gold] (uhhhh, no.)

What will you dance to at your wedding?

The Master Vainglorious [Murray Gold] (I’m already married, and this would be a terrible pick, lol)

What is your biggest fear?

Ponchielli: La Gioconda – Dance of the Hours [Leopold Stokowski] (Time, then?)

What is your biggest secret?

Just Scarecrows to War [Murray Gold] (I’m not sure what to make of this one)

What do you think of your friends?

The Rising [Joel Goldsmith] (I dunno…)

What song will they play at your funeral?

Spotlight [Mutemath] (I sure hope they don’t, lol)

Any last words?

I Just Can’t Wait to be King [The Lion King] (Heck. Yes.)

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By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 114 - Words: 421,984 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
New beginnings by unfortunateblessings reviews
When Harry moved to the sleepy little town of Lima he didn't know what to expect. But this new life could be good. It could be great.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,227 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H., Puck
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,391 - Reviews: 3769 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 5,551 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Not as Grimm as it Seems by Whispering Darkness reviews
For a moment Harry started, surprised at the first sign of any sort of non-muggle presence in this world. Just what exactly was a 'Blutbad' - or a Grimm for that matter? Collection of related drabbles/snapshots centered around Harry, Monroe, Nick and Renard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29781 - Favs: 16,042 - Follows: 14,334 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
Discontinued; in the process of a rewrite, to be posted as The Black Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 5,513 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
This Dream's On Me by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,390 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Harry P., Fili]
In search of a Queen by Doodlewolf reviews
Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own – but rivals for his throne have uncovered an ancient law that dictates he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain, which means he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,105 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Thorin, OC
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13585 - Favs: 16,560 - Follows: 13,946 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,787 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 5,323 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
Reborn as a Hobbit, Willowyn Proudfoot isn't about to let a doughy potato like Bilbo Baggins get himself killed on Gandalf's hairbrained idea of an adventure. She's taking his place. For better or worse. (fem!Hobbit!Harry, major canon!divergence)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,977 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 3,607 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
survival of the fittest by cywscross reviews
[Part 1 of Unexpected, You and I (But Not Unwelcome)] Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she's moved right on to pissed off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 281 - Published: 1/5 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 6,043 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Choosing Family by SapphireQuill'sFic reviews
Even Slytherin cunning can't anticipate all possibilities, and Draco Malfoy must turn to Harry Potter for help. Severus Snape and Remus Lupin help them deal with the consequences... a seventh year bonding fic. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,239 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and events largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,225 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 7,579 - Follows: 8,717 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant reviews
Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC AU!4567!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,586 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., OC
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
The Deduction of Science by The Mad Chatter reviews
Sherlock AU: Sherlock Holmes and John Watson live in a world where some people are born Manipulators - people who can intuitively use energy transfer to accomplish seemingly amazing things. It's only science, after all. But then someone starts arcane ritual killings and Holmes is on the case! But just why does he find this quiet doctor so intriguing? (godI'mshiteatsummaries)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 4,625 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14387 - Favs: 9,595 - Follows: 9,267 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 3,166 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10050 - Favs: 9,714 - Follows: 6,949 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: SLASH: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 3,342 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dis - Complete
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Name I'll Give to Thee by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,746 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Notoriety by AquilusNyx reviews
The trauma of Harry's past is beginning to catch up to him. With problems at McKinley and Remus becoming more unstable, he's going to need Kurt and the Glee Club more than ever. How far can you push a hero before he snaps? Anonymity sequel, some triggers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 136,903 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 3,100 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Fighting Another War by CrimsonSnowflake reviews
Harry had always known that his purpose in life was to defeat the Dark Lord. Still, in an entirely different world, he had found yet another one. Two destinies to be fulfilled, two worlds to be saved and death was right behind him. SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,789 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Breakneck Sabbatical by Alzipher reviews
A demon makes Harry his meat-sack in a moment of weakness, and rides him all the way to South Dakota. There it attempts to track down Bobby Singer, but it's in for a nasty surprise. Harry is rescued, and in more ways then one. Warnings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,890 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3860 - Favs: 10,528 - Follows: 9,955 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Death Shall Have No Dominion by Morta's Priest reviews
"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,472 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P.
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,156 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 7,558 - Follows: 1,612 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13352 - Favs: 8,053 - Follows: 5,992 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Azure Light by Toki Mirage reviews
The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7810 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 3,186 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 4,581 - Follows: 1,654 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 5,761 - Follows: 6,725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4927 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 6,314 - Follows: 6,693 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 5,096 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Tales of a Wanderer by Carumati reviews
HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3762 - Favs: 6,958 - Follows: 3,799 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Definition of Home by oliver.snape reviews
Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,829 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14249 - Favs: 7,253 - Follows: 5,504 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Terran Ascension by JewelsGlow15 reviews
HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,039 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Shades of Gray by Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
Hell Eyes by Jezaray reviews
Harry was born cursed, but didn't know until he fell through a portal to another world. There people have wings and hate him for his curse, but it gives him power: power to change this new world as well as his own. AU after 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,613 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Forging the Espada by Zuri-kun reviews
We all know how a hollow is made... And we know the Espada, the most feared of them all... But... What makes an Espada? Let's once again turn the pendulum back... Chapter Two: Aaroniero
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Aaroniero A., Yammy
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Blue Skies & Wilted Daffodils by ridingondreams reviews
Newmoon AU: Bella runs away once Jacob starts avoiding her. She wants to become a vampire so she can confront Edward and receive closure. However, things take a turn when she gets recruited into the Volturi . . . Volturi fic ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,908 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Back in Time by etherian reviews
GO READ THE REVISED VERSION PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 320,690 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Dragonmasters by Naia reviews
AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 378,054 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Harry P.
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 3,380 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13566 - Favs: 7,848 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Eternity by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Can the crew of Serenity help someone caught in the ravages of Fate and his own mind? AU Serenity, warnings for violence and profanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,533 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Mal
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Through the Walls by enahma reviews
Third (last) part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. Snape is Obliviated, Sirius is a Squib, Hermione is grieving, the war turns even crueller and Quietus is struggling to regain his lost happiness - again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,507 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Business of Recovery reviews
After ending the war and inheriting the titles of the Potter and Black families, Harry decides to create a future of his own by pursuing his education at Ouran Academy to run the family businesses.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P.