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Author has written 19 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, Harry Potter, Sky High, Chronicles of Narnia, NCIS, Hobbit, and Star Wars.
Greetings fellow fanfiction lovers! Welcome to my homepage. To start things off, how about a little about me?
About Me: I'm in college studying history. That's all that's really important right now. :)
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Art for my stories:
Never Saw It Coming
Music: Emily Autumn, Sirenia, The Birthday Massacre, David Draiman, Conjure One, Collide, Hungry Lucy, Naio Ssaion, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Flyleaf, Apparition, HIM, Linkin Park, Garbage, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, and the like.
Books: Snow Falling on Cedars, The Scarlet Pimpernel, LOTR trilogy, Child of Faerie Child of Earth, The Fairy Godmother, Define “Normal”, Miss Maitland's Letters, An Inconvenient Heir.
Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling (right up until she wrote DH, now I could kill her.), Mercedes Lackey, and Martha Kirkland.
Movies: LOTR 1, 2, 3, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, POTC 1, 2, 3, You’ve Got Mail, HP 4 and 7 pt 2, Avatar, The Blind Side, Arsenic and Old Lace, Beauty and the Beast.
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." Thomas Campbell
"Whether it’s good or bad, it is sometimes very pleasant, too, to smash things.” Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground
"I don't know what effect these men will have on the enemy, but by God, they frighten me." The Duke of Wellington
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” Dr. Seuss
"I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs." Stephen King
"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can’t stand Picasso, those who can’t stand Raphael and those who’ve never heard of either of them." John White
"Most people are full of themselves and speak only the obnoxiously superficial, in other words they're annoying as hell"
"I wish I loved the human Race, I wish I loved its silly face, and when I'm introduced to one, I wish I thought "what jolly fun"!"
"I could never find two people who are perfectly equal: one will always be more valuable than the other. And many people, as a matter of fact, simply have no value."
"Frankly, it's good enough to lock up in a drawer." Molière
"All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that not being a dog I can't bite them." Lord Bryon
“Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.”Herman Melville
"Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever." Florence King
"Nothing is more narrow-minded than chauvinism or race hatred. To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for all. No petty prejudices!" Karl Kraus
"'Death happens,' as we like to say. 'And when I get paid for it, death happens more often.'" Zevran, Dragon Age
"Life would be so much simpler if violence really was a good way of solving problems. I wasn't meant to be a young lady of the 21st century, I was meant to be a Mongol warlord." Faye in Jeph Jacques' "Questionable Content"
"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist, children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed." G.J. Chesterton
“In a calm, clear voice, she suggested that the wyrsa in question could do several highly improbable, athletically difficult and possibly biologically impractical things involving its own mother, a few household implements, and a dead fish.”
"Not forgiving someone hurts you worse than it hurts him...even if he doesn't deserve to be forgiven...Not forgiving someone is like not pulling a thorn out of your foot just because you weren't the one who put it there.” "The Wizard of London" by Mercedes Lackey
"He's barely weaned, and you're a mature doe. In you he gets both mate and mama. I hate to put it that way, child, but emotionally you're years ahead of him. . . ." Tarma shena Tale'sedrin in "By The Sword" by Mercedes Lackey
"Do not pity the dead. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.”
"Germans have a funny way of dealing with body parts and emotions. . . . That could explain World War 2." Professor Crisp.
"All the Greek myths look like they were written by someone with an enormous bag of weed." Eddie Izzard
“When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” -Elayne Boosler
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? Thought I was the only one." C.S. Lewis
"SPOON!" The March Hare, Alice in Wonderland
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Willie Wonka, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The moment you begin to breathe is the moment you begin to die. Unknown
Not getting cut up into bloody little slices is the key to a sound plan. Slovotsky's Law
"I have decided I am an authoress, not an author. Why? Because I am sexist. (i.e., girls are always better) :p" Fanfiction author chaosTYE
What would we become? By Chelsea Schermerhorn
Who are you, I wonder?
We haven't been friends long
To me, it seems, that we are melded together,
What's to become of us, this unlikely duo? What's to become of us, we who are so close?
Heart We Will Forget Him By Emily Dickinson
Heart, we will forget him!
When you have done, pray tell me
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