"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh-so-helpful gift of a larger-than-average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. (OC-insert as Sakura, semi-AU)

Self- Insert into Homelander mostly because I wasn't pleased with the ending of season 3. It feels like the writers didn't really know what they were doing and forgot how some of the powers work, plus a bunch of in universe inconsistencies that annoyed the heck out of me. This will be a mix of show, comics and made up nonsense to make things fit.

Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond. Will not be abandoned but will have slow updates.

I became Homelander at the start of his Career and let me tell ya! Being a hero is not worth all this troubl- “Thank you so much for saving me from that big bad monster! Mr. Homelander!” The adorable kids from the orphanage he just saved, thanked him. … Ok. Maybe it was worth being a hero.

Everyone fights for what they believe in. Where some see balance, others see stratification. Where some see salvation, others see slavery. To the Fire Nation, the Avatar is the vanguard of the longest dark age humanity has ever known. And to one of its soldiers, defeating him is the only way the human race can ever achieve the freedom and dignity it deserves.

A confession, a laugh, a rejection, and a "we can still be friends?" In other words, Hikigaya Hachiman finds a friend in Orimoto Kaori. Every Saturday afternoon reserved for their not-dates. And who knows? Perhaps their peculiar friendship may turn into something more... But that was to be expected from the start.

Having to go through the edgy teenager phase once was enough, but having to go through it again as the physical manifestation of edginess might be a little too much to handle. At least will people admire me and do not cringe like before. (VERY AU!) (SI-Sasuke!) (Hiatus)

AU where Stannis Baratheon is sent to Sunspear instead of Jon Arryn to negotiate the peace with the Martells after Robert's Rebellion. What will this little change in history mean for the future of Westeros?

Prompt-You can go to any fictional world you want, but as the opposite sex. Mercy DeWitt; student, general wallflower, and girl becomes Mercy D. Witt; pirate, first-mate, general lunatic, and mistaken male relation to Monkey D. Luffy? (Rewrite is posted as Witt and Redux)

When a person from Earth is dropped into Azeroth for the amusement of deity-like beings, life tends to go sideways. When that person is given the task of saving Azeroth from the Burning Legion for good, it flips upside down. Starts at end of TBC. Non-Gamer semi SI. Rated M for language/violence. Enjoy!

Canon-Divergent, SI-Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi was a true prodigy, but an adult in the body of Sasuke can pull off a lot of things, especially given the cheat code known as the Sharingan. Follow the MC as he tries to find his place in the world, or a way out of it, while he fends off the endless stream of people after his eyes.

Me and my closest friend take on a One Piece-sized task of rewriting a bunch old fics I never finished and seeing it to the end this time around. Feat. a lot of OCs, original storyline, and me trying to develop better writing habits using old characters and concepts instead of making up new ones to abandon. OC Crew, West Blue to Grand Line. Warning- slow start!

A crack-ish fic about a Tom Riddle who had no idea that his mother was a witch, but assumed she was from the circus as Mrs. Cole had said. There he learns of prejudice, but instead of embracing it and cultivating a supermacist, muggle-hating persona, he goes the opposite direction after being called mudblood one too many times and deciding to roll with it. Written for NaNoWriMo2018

He was not aware of how he got to this new world. He could not see a way to return home. Some might say he had nothing...but they would be wrong. He had his wits, his skills, and most of all, his ambitions. And even in a new world, there was still an underworld of crime he could rise to the top of. A golden wind is about to sweep through Remnant.

Not all of this journey came from falling in love, but all the implications of relating to you helped me once again feel, suffer, succeed, and lose. I felt fear and happiness, I had faith and thought logically. I once again, am.

After several years have passed, Hachiman is in his last moments of life. What are his thoughts or regrets that he will have during the time he has left? Spoiler, it's not a pleasant thing to remember

Some people drink to forget; some drink to mask trauma; others drink to escape their lives. Why does Jaune Arc drink? Mostly because of his Semblance. What, you were expecting something darker? Follow Jaune Arc, the drunken master, on his adventure to become a huntsman. When he can remember why he's in Beacon, what he's doing, or even his own name. Bottoms up! Chug! Chug! Chug!

It was something neither had expected, but both had secretly wanted. The question remained: where exactly did something like that lead? The answer: perhaps not where either was expecting. Rated high T for adult themes.

With Yui not idolizing Hachiman as her savior, she comes to the service club for a request that doesn't have anything to do with Hachiman or the cookies. How would things change, would she still be a member of the club?

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.

BUGGY-SI. Your everyday Joe awakens with a hangover in the body of Buggy the Clown on the day of Roger's execution. How will he react when all of his canon knowledge starts more than ten years in the future? In any case, sailing free with the guy capable of becoming an Emperor looks like a safe bet while figuring out his own path to power

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

Prince Ozai steps out of line and Azulon is not amused. No one belittles a grandchild of the Firelord! Not even Ozai.

Naruto Uzumaki is an orphan with no family, no special advantages, and no bloodlines. Only this time, it's actually the case. Without any special status at all, changing the world would be difficult. But nothing worth doing is ever easy, and Naruto Uzumaki is determined.

The story of Shen Jiu remembering his life as Orochimaru, and promptly deciding to help all of the annoying people around him dig their own graves just a little bit faster. (Cang Qiong is going to have a Bad Time. And so will Luo BingGe.)

After confessing to Yukinoshita and getting rejected, Hikigaya lost his connection to the two people he loved the most. With the club disbanded, and Sensei transferring schools, what will Hikigaya Hachiman do? Will he ever find something genuine?

Illidan Stormrage escaped from his long captivity nine-thousand years early. Fleeing to the east to gather strength, he encounters the infant race of humanity. Spurred by compassion, he chooses to take their part. And from there, the foundations of the world shall be shaken...

Everything changed for Rickon Stark when a soul from outside of Westeros made itself snug in his body during the Battle of the Bastards. One thing was clear, at the very least; Rickon was definitely going to be zigzagging now. How will the mess that was Westeros after Season 6 react to a competent leader in the North? SI-Rickon! ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

A chance encounter leads to the start of a new relationship. An ostracized boy with no care for the village finds an unlikely companion in a nationalistic girl, celebrated by the same village that he feels entrapped by. A darker take on the Narutoverse. Fem! Sasuke. AU.

Ever wake up surrounded by dead people and no idea where you are? Pretty sure I didn't even drink or get hit by a truck last night, either. [A madhouse Self-Insert Sasuke story]

Arthas Menethil sends Jaina to call for reinforcements while he defends Hearthglen. With limited forces, he faces an enemy in numbers and weapons far beyond his. However, with the villagers consumed by the plague, he has no civilians to defend. And with no one to protect, he has tactical options he fully intends to exploit...

This is the story of a ninja named Naruto Uzumaki, whose name is a footnote in history. OP Naruto.

SI! One day I spontaneously wake up as Sweet Mask. It's really strange at first but I end up getting the hang of things pretty quickly. After helping stop future threats and fixing the Association I think I might just chill out and relax. At least I want to, but I have a feeling that relaxing as a world famous celebtrity and top Hero is going to be trickier than I had expected.

Sometimes it really sucked to be in a world full of supernatural powers. Some things mesh strangely, and before you know it, you can’t even recognize your face in the mirror anymore.

Okay. A Self-Insert into the most overestimated character in One Punch Man. Okay the Gamer power, one of the most overutilized powers in fanfiction. But will it be enough to fulfill my dream and challenge the god of this world.

A slightly different, less than ideal middle-school experience steers Hachiman onto a considerably less cynical path. He chooses to live a calm, relaxing life and keep himself out of the spotlight. Chill 8man, AU. Tanaka-kun inspired.

Miura Yumiko and Hikigaya Hachiman have had each other's numbers since they've entered high school as a result of an icebreaker, but neither of them talk. At least, not in person. Drabbles and snippets that aren't necessarily in order - they are all in the same universe.

"It's just like a movie but there's not a happy ending" RWBY characters meet an untimely demise is in a wide variety of situations. Stories range from heroic sacrifice to dark tragedy. "These little fairy tales don't seem to end well..."

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

Zuko's betrayal during the Eclipse leaves Azula angry and confused. Seeking to clear her head, she returns to Ember Island only to find a stranger living in her family's old home. Their meeting would set an entirely new chain of events in motion, and shape Azula's life in ways she never would've expected.

Hibari Kyoya is reborn as Nara Shikamaru's older sister. The universe breaks and Kyoya kicks ass as always. A Naruto and Katekyo Hitman Reborn crossover story. Shamelessly AU. Drabbles.

Things would have been different if he had met her back then. That was what Hayama Hayato claimed. Would Yukinoshita still become as cold and reserved? Or was Hayama right? Things would end up differently, but not just for her.

In one world, a villain whose powers should have made him a renowned world terrorist fades into obscurity after suffering defeat by the Straw Hats. In this world, someone else takes the reins earlier and brings about an age of pirates that has absolutely nothing to do with adventure and nakamaship. "Rape. Pillage. Burn. T'is a pirate's life for me, savvy?" SI-OC as Mr. Five.

Hachiman is arrested and interrogated for the grizzly murder of Tsurumi Rumi. If everyone believes that you're guilty, does it really matter what actually happened?

Some say beauty is skin deep. Hachiman is about to find out if that is true.

It is a fact that in life, you win some, you lose some. You gain some, you lose some. It is a never-ending cycle that everyone goes through. Needless to say, even Hikigaya Hachiman has his own share of gains and losses.

He never thought he'd see her again. He was fine with that. It wasn't like there was a connection there to begin with. But the universe cares not for what you want. Hikigaya Hachiman would learn that lesson the hard way, again and again. [Chapter 2 added!]

Hero, Dork, and everything in between. A collection of one-shots and snippets featuring Jaune Arc.

[Unofficial Continuation/Conclusion] Original story by [80K Hikigaya], go read that first. Opportunity has finally come knocking. Schrödinger's winner may be in effect, though. Rating may change because of later chapters. [Ongoing]

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

AU, What if Saitama trained so much he became a monster but is still emotionally dead? And Genos had already joined the association? Warning : (SLOW UPDATES)

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

All paths diverge, but no matter what, the strings of fate keep you tied together. Life will always find a way to pull and drag you back.

Dying sucks. Being reincarnated into the Naruto-verse? Don't even get me started. Self-insert OC story (AU Naruto-verse) (Dark themes) Rewritten

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

An American chemist is reincarnated into the body of Stannis Baratheon, he explores the new world he finds himself in learning about the 'Higher Mysteries' that his education on earth didn't cover in order to better take advantage of his meta-knowledge and sit on the most uncomfortable chair in Westeros. Stannis SI! Reincarnation.

"If something sounds too good to be true, then it probably is." Jaune learned this lesson the hard way at a young age. Remnant might be full of liars, phonies, and fakes, but that wouldn't stop him from becoming a hero!

Synopsis: Between the destruction of her school, the murder of her idiot headmaster, and her failed last stand against a psychopath, Pyrrha Nikos wasn't having a good day. Waking up back in her bed after being incinerated though, well, that's where things went from bad, to weird. (Time-Travel, Pyrrha-Centric) (Cross-Posted from SpaceBattles)

Can a summon go 'nuke-nin? Probably not, but he can certainly hole up and do his calculations. With how many snakes there are around, chances of being summoned are low— And fate decides to deny all probability as he comes face to face with a young Orochimaru as his first summon.

Games are fun because you do not truly die. You live in a moment, and you live through the moments to try and try again. He had been a Player, and he still was one. Reality is only as you perceive because for all you know, your own life could be the story of another world. Warring Clan Era.

In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other).

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.

YGGDRASIL was a great game, as far as DMMO-RPGs go it had been a perfect adventure for the man behind the Lord of Vampires, now, as the time counts down to the shut-down of the servers, said Lord finds only disappointment as the end nears, luckily for him life is stranger than fiction and there is still an adventure ahead! OC-Centric, T because Goblin Slayer, Overlord and Language.

Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto

AU. Hidden security cams on Eden Prime's spaceport caught Saren's actions. Quick thinking saved the Beacon. Quick wit forced the Council to listen. Even the Thorian played ball. In the end, the small divergences were enough to prove the big truth: the Reapers were coming. And the evidence was Undisputed.

From the perspective of the RomCom God, gender matters not.

After losing his duel with Akainu, Aokiji finds himself waking in an unfamiliar world. With no Marines, and so much hidden evil in this world, Kuzan finds himself looking at a second chance at justice.

[One-Shot] Bakugou had always been a smart kid. He understood the inner workings of the universe. That was how he knew someone like him could never be the main character. Crack.

Let's all be honest with ourselves here: Sometimes a story just needs a better ending. RWBY is most definitely one of those stories.

Relaxation was an activity for the weak and the hesitant. Yamanaka Chisei resolved to be neither. Shattered bodies and shattered minds would be his legacy. [Semi-Si OC]

The fateful duel between Sasuke and Naruto ended exactly as the jinchūriki had predicted — death awaited both of them at the Valley of the End. Finally having realized his mistakes, Sasuke is about to pass away when fate offers him a second chance as he seemingly gets sent back in time to atone for his sins. Except the world he wakes up to is not quite what he remembers...

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

Cynical, Creepy, Lazy, Rude. Hikigaya Hachiman as people see him in general. Endearing, Oddly Charming, Responsible, Kind. Hikigaya Hachiman to the ones who know him. There are many shades to this so called King of Loners, and the lovely ladies that surround him are more than willing to learn about them.

Harry Potter fights Leviathan. Oneshot

This is the story of a person who died. It's OK though, he got better. Through some kind of cosmic coincidence he wakes up in the body of an 11 year old Severus Snape. What would someone in his position, with knowledge of the future and what can be accomplished with magic do? Liberally abuse it and live like a king of course! Snape!Harem SI-OC as Snape NO SLASH.

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

The concept of balance is the world of Ninja is very different. Reincarnation Fem!Jiraiya who never saw enough to have any clue what is coming. What did she know of Jiraiya? -He- liked toads and watermelons. What did she know of Orochimaru? He bit little boys. Somehow they have become best friends and their crazy balances the other's out. Like a disaster that needed to happen.

As Pyrrha laid on her bed, basking in the afterglow, and luxuriating in this amazing new experience, she felt truly complete. She felt truly addicted to this new feeling, and she was certain of one thing: She was already hungry for more...

Harry became an unicorn foal. He went to the Middle Earth and became a live star. He really should have followed leader's order. Wait, what?

A young CP9 operative somehow crash lands on the world of Remnant. He decides to retire and have a nice quiet life by opening up a small cafe. How long will his peace last until it comes crumbling down around him?

Have you ever taken a moment to just think back on your life? To be hit with memories of the past for seemingly no reason? Credits to ぽてきち on Pivix for the cover art; possible short-story refer to A/N.

The Hero of Time, savior of Hyrule (twice over) and Termina, is rudely torn from a peaceful afterlife into a war-torn, future Hyrule...He is less than pleased.

He sought to change time. For 200 years, the Xelor known as Nox had brought destruction and tragedy to the World of Twelve. And yet, it all amounted to nothing. The very Gods deemed him unworthy of reincarnation, banishing him to the void beyond the Krosmoz. But, for good or ill, this plaything of fate still has a role to play. And now, a broken man finds himself in a broken world.

Throughout all his years of schooling, Hikigaya has always found himself being a loner. He has always been a outcast and ignored by his fellow classmates. But he always kept his head down and his expectations low. With so many years of never feeling accepted what happens when the walls he built, finally start to fall.

During Hikigaya's middle school days, he confessed to someone. Who would have known a simple confession would change his views and soon after, his whole life? Really, who? Certainly not Hikigaya.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

My ideas file for the Game of Thrones. These are short stories that may or may not become longer pieces. Many are about the consequences of cruelty or other rash acts.

A story in which Harry sits alone on his first ride to Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione become closer than they are in canon. Primarily focused on their friendship (romance much later on), and the absence of Ron in it. Heavily features the Grangers.

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

Jaune and Pyrrha get married very young, but soon find out that not all things were meant to last. A realistic take on the Arkos relationship. [Artwork by the-stray-liger on Tumblr.] - DISCONTINUED

A story, in which a mercenary-for-hire, not-kunoichi runs into a hell of a lot of important characters through her existence. Shiroi may or may not also be bullshitting her way through life, and may or may not be a girl. It's hard to call her out on it, when she can summon fire-breathing hellhounds. (Semi SI-OC, non-chronological, 3rd person POV. Rated M for later chapters.)

Hikigaya Hachiman and Kawasaki Saki enjoy several study sessions together.

Hachiman encounters a weirdo. Inexplicably, he seeks to spend more time with her. Eventually, he discovers he may have found someone he can call a friend. Perhaps the genuine thing he seeks is finally near. No OCs. Crossover with Watamote.

At first glance, Hikigaya Hachiman seems no more miserable or cynical than before—but to the trained eye, it's obvious he's suffering. A certain event during his senior year involving a certain person has wrought devastating effects on his psyche. Hachiman sets out to right the wrongs of his past because after all, failure is nothing but the spice of youth.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS

In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.

Neo failed to save the world from instability. But this man is no longer Neo, nor is he Smith. But he has returned from the dead to remake the world as he chooses. Humanity and Machines must make a covenant with this new being or face utter destruction

In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.

A series of conversations, some long, some short, any one of which might have significantly altered the history of the Seven Kingdoms.

The power of the Hallows merged within him Harry stood timeless as those he loved aged and died before him. The eternal wizard sought a new world with companions equally as long lived. He knew how to deal with Dark Lords so made an epic journey short!

Where the PC does what the game does not allow, and saves the author from the frustration of the game.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.

ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

Betraying those who might have truly cared about him was the final straw. Knowing it would be benificial to everyone, Zuko commits the unthinkable. He first contemplates, and in so, bids a final farewell to those he is sure can now live on better lives.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

A few years ago, I was confronted by two species of Aliens fighting a war. One side wore suits, the other cloaks. And I was offered to join the war with two pills.