Author has written 76 stories for House, M.D., Law and Order: SVU, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Will and Grace, Sweeney Todd, and Big Fish.
Hello, my name is Mary, and I've finally felt the need to at least kind of update my profile, lol. I am/was an absolute House MD addict, depending on how you look at it (What are they doing to that once amazing show??) I also like the first five or six seasons of SVU, after that it starts to get ruined also. Too much elliot. Oh, and my recent obsession is Heath Ledger's joker. Look for a lot of stuff having to do with that from me (in the Batman Begins section)I will keep up with my JO shippyness, don't worry, but some stories of that nature may be more difficult to write at the moment unless people give me prompts or suggestions. Feel free to message me! :)
A few other things you should know,
For HOUSE -
I am a major House/Cam shipper, and am not a fan of House/Stacy AT ALL. I also like Wilson/Cuddy, but rarely write it.
For Law and Order SVU -
John Munch/Olivia Benson all the way!...yeah, I'm one of those... special people. (Don't diss us! We shall one day rule the world!) I also like the Elliot/Casey pairing, but not nearly as much. I'll read the Cabot/Huang pairing to, because I think it's kinda cute.
I AM ANTI-EO!! Just thought I'd get that out in the open.
For Harry Potter -
Even though I don't plan to write many Harry Potter fics, I'll mention anyway that I am a Ginny/Harry and Ron/Hermione shipper.
For Dark Knight - I don't really write ships...I mostly enjoy creepy Joker, tho i have read just a FEW good Joker/OC fics. Will I write them? no, but I am slowly developing my own non-romantic, accomplice OC character named Layne for the Joker to use as he pleases. (see A Calling)
My Interests -
HOUSE MD , Law and Order: SVU, Harry Potter, Curb YOur Enthusiasm, Dark Knight (THe Joker!), Soccer, Fanfiction, writing poems, computers, and bearded dragons. Favorite Color - Green
"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking"
"The Cripple Boys. We should start a band."
"Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
That is true, isn't it?
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? "
Detective Tritter: "Merry Cristmas."
House: "And a happy go to hell!"
And, of course,
"Does dealing with sexual deviance affect me? The answer is no, you can ask my blow up doll. "
"Now I'm a pain in my own ass. "
Munch finds the suspects cat
"Oh there you are, you demonic little furball"
after a suspect complains about immigrants coming to America
"It's almost as though there's a sign that says "Give us your tired and poor."
"I love you, Olivia!" (you know I HAD to put it. ;) )
"There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking, gangrenous malignancy of a mental ameoba!" ( Cragen: "did somebody steal you parking space again?" lol)
(talking to a reluctant informant on the phone)
"No, I want to see your spook ass NOW!"
And a few of his very rare (curse you Dick Wolf and Neal Baer!) season 8 quotes, just for good measure:
"Bull dogs, bull dogs bow wow wow go Yale?" (explaining why he said the victims with paw-print tats could be future Yalies)
"What did you two goons do to my uncle?!"
"From now on I want to be known as the intrepid detective Munch"
and FINALLY, one of season eight's best:
(when asked if he knows where Olivia is)
"Rumor in the conspiracy mill is she's off having my love child."
I KNEW IT! lol.
HOUSE AND MUNCH ROCK!! They are two of the best characters on TV! The Joker is absolutely THE best villian! GOtta love him!
Yeah...that was random.
So, anyway, please review my stories. :)
Keep an eye out for any stories my friend JessCuddy13 might write for SVU, House, and some other fandoms too!
Oh, and one more thing,
"Got snark?" (cuz i do!)
P.S. No matter what JessCuddy13 tells you, I hate being called MOUSE! (long story)
Thanks guys! Hope you understand. :)
P.S.S. All these P.S's are fun! snark
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