Darth Rio
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Joined 07-08-06, id: 1086108, Profile Updated: 12-01-09
Author has written 9 stories for Star Wars.


Hello! I'm Rio. I write short stories, mostly about Star Wars. I tend to write sad stories, though I try to end them all on a bittersweet note. All flames will be added to my campfire and used to roast marshmallows. Let's be nice then, have a cookie, and don't get crumbs on my carpet.

I also manage the Mandalorian themed site, Oya Mando'a. You can find us at

NOTE: By the way, I'm new at this whole FF.net thing, so if there's no gap in between scene changes in one of my stories, let me know. I'm trying to fix that.

Story Guide
Since all my stories are about the same squad of Clone troopers, they should be read in a certain order. They don't have to be, but if you read them out of order, someone might die before you knew who they were.

1. Vode An
2. Programming
3. Slicer and Rane
4. A Bad Feeling
5. Prime of Life
6. Lurk's Baby

PLEASE NOTE: I've removed Heroes Never Die and If You're Reading This, the two stories that involve Stealth's death. I've been thinking about this for a while now, and neither one of the stories were right. HND involved Stealth trying to disarm a bomb while Prime supervises, then Stealth has Prime leave, and ends up carrying the bomb into the atmosphere where it explodes without hurting anyone (well, besides Stealth). After reading it more recently, though, I noticed a bunch of issues with the story. First off, Prime is the squad demolitions man, and Stealth never would have been trying to disarm the bomb. Second, Prime is smart enough to know what Stealth was thinking, and there is no way he ever would have let Stealth sacrifice himself like that. There are a bunch of other little issues I had with that story, and it didn't fit in with my own canon. So it's gone, and officially never happened. The good news is that this means Stealth gets to live to fight another day, but the bad news is that now I have to kill him again... poor Stealth. He just can't catch a break, can he?

Oh, and just in case you're REALLY bored, Prime has his own Twitter account. Really. I don't know why. Go ahead and follow him if you're into that stuff.


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Beautiful Children by aragornwen reviews
Jedi Rane Goran attempts to defend the younglings in the attack on the Jedi Temple.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Completely Cracked And The Cat Came Back by Lionchilde reviews
Vader finds out just how much of a problem pet ownership can be when ObiWan arrives on the Death Star. Third in the Vader and Cat series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Another Disturbing Crack by Lionchilde reviews
Sequel to Cracking The Armor, in which Vader and his cat convince Tarkin that he's seeing things, Tagge's caf gets a licking and Motti chokes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
Cracking the Armor: or Possibly Just Cracking by Lionchilde reviews
Someone had snuck a cat aboard the Executor. Whoever that intrepid officer was, Lord Vader assumed that he had either been killed or transferred, because the animal had now taken to following him around the ship.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Padawans of Penzance by Helena L reviews
Yes, even more song parodies! For those of you who’ve always longed to see KotOR crossed with Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Pirates of Penzance’, the wait is over. Get ready for ‘When a Jedi’s not engaged in her employment’, ‘A Modern Mandalorian’, and more...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
The Talk by Mackenna reviews
Obi-Wan must give ten year old Anakin the 'talk'.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
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Distraction reviews
Stealth is not paying attention in class. He's folding a little paper zoo instead. One-shot. Not depressing like my other stories. :
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Error reviews
A batch of clones comes out with brown hair. The kaminoans decide to put them in battle to see who would survive, rather than just reconditioning all of them. This is the beginning of Stealth's story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Bite reviews
How Lurk got his nickname
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Vode An reviews
A work in progress story about Gamma Squad, four clone troopers stuck in the middle of the Clone War. Takes place at the start of the Clone War.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007
A Bad Feeling reviews
Gamma Squad is kicking back on Bespin, preparing the Carbon Freezing chamber for Luke Skywalker, when a notsorandom gold protocol droid intrudes. Just a random story
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Programming reviews
The Gamma boys deal with some misconceptions about Clones.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Slicer and Rane reviews
Slicer meets a Jedi girl, and develops a slight crush. Takes place slightly after the beginning of the Clone War.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Lurk's Baby reviews
The title is self explanatory. Incredibly short story. One of my doesn't end in death stories. Takes place well after Order 66.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Prime of Life reviews
Gamma Squad jumps in to help three other commando squads, but things go horribly wrong along the way. The squad has to deal with more heartache and drama. Takes place 20 or so years after the start of the Clone War, about a year after Heroes Never Die
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete