Author has written 13 stories for Halo, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Mass Effect, Dead Space, Dark Souls, and Metal Gear.
Are you there, God? It's me, your son. I know I've been very slow about publishing my garbage lately. But I've come up with a plan. First I'll finish and re-write Bastard Effect so that I can wash my hands of Mass Effect for the rest of my life! Then I'll finish Noir Souls 2 so I never have to think about the game that sucked away two entire seasons of my life again, and maybe I'll even write more of that Metal Gear Rising parody, too! And then I'll start HAYLO 2 up again! But these are just my "stretch" goals. I don't know if I'll be able to reach them without a little...help. That's where you guys come in! Do you like my derivative, unauthorized, copyright infringing work? Want to see me release longer chapters more frequently, except not? Or just want to throw a couple bucks to a cool guy like me? Then show your support for struggling geniuses by heading to my account to suck my fat fucking foot long cock.
Hi, I'm Ridley the Violator, and what you just read was an example of the kind of thing I find funny. I like to put a lot of effort into paragraphs upon paragraphs of writing that will then be lodged into dank corners of the internet and never seen by anyone, which is why I'm writing this. I've been inactive around here for years, releasing my overworked stories
On a related note, I get asked a lot on the internet whether I'm a girl or not. Well, I read in a book somewhere that my gender comes from society and not from my cock, so I've left it up to you guys to decide for me. Here's a helpful list of compiled evidence.
THE EVIDENCE FOR AND AGAINST IF IS RtV A GRILL IN RL?
1. Has pretty good typing, r u a grill in rl?
2. Makes fun of men, r u a grl?
3. Has romance in stories, is grl?
5. Wants to suck Half-Jaw's dick.
1. Has a penis(es)
2. Has (some) facial hair.
3. Has a testicle.
4. Will die of prostate cancer.
5. Makes fun of women.
And there you haven't, I mean have it. Some pretty compelling stuff, huh? Almost as compelling as the lure of crowdfunding! By the way, if you do actually want to donate to me then just PM me and I will give you the name of my account. Of course, by "you" I mean women only, and by "donate" I mean send me pictures of real butts, and by "PM" I mean post-menopause because I'm into older women.
But seriously if you want to commission some yaoi one-shots just PM me. YAOI FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
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