Author has written 11 stories for Halo, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Mass Effect, Dead Space, Dark Souls, and Metal Gear.
Like my derivative, unauthorized, copyright infringing work? Want to see me release longer chapters more frequently, except not? Or just want to throw a couple bucks to a cool guy like me? Then show your support for struggling geniuses by heading to my Patreon account to suck my fat fucking foot long cock.
Hi, I'm Ridley the Violator, and what you just read was an example of the kind of thing I find funny. I've been inactive around here for years, releasing my overworked stories and pretending to be humble and self depreciating when I'm actually a massively narcissistic, basement dwelling child. Some people think I'm crazy because I push the envelope on what makes fan fiction 'good' and 'not insane and stupid' and 'stupider,' but I don't listen to anyone, not even my fans, especially not when my fans ask me to finish stories, which is very rare but has happened once or twice in my entire life.
Here are the projects I am working on:
I am currently writing the last chapter of Bastard Effect. It's quite long and I have other things to do, plus Mass Effect sucks. But I am working on it.
I am writing some more HAYLO 2. As you may have noticed, it is actually a sit com. Yes, I am doing what all female nerd writers eventually do: put all their favorite characters into a relatively domestic situation and smash them together like an eight year old playing in a doll house. Does that mean I'm a girl in real life? You decide!
THE EVIDENCE FOR AND AGAINST IF IS RtV A GRILL IN RL?
1. Has pretty good typing, r u a grill in rl?
2. Makes fun of men, r u a grl?
3. Has romance in stories, is grl?
5. Wants to suck Half-Jaw's dick.
1. Has a penis.
2. Has (some) facial hair.
3. Has a testicle.
4. Will die of prostate cancer.
5. Makes fun of women.
Well, I guess I'll leave it up to you!
I am writing a Metal Gear Rising parody as well, which will be somewhat different.
I may one day finish another Noir Souls fan fiction.
I may also write a short Dragon Age parody. I do not have enough ideas yet, though.
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