Red S. Turtle
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Joined 07-09-06, id: 1086307, Profile Updated: 09-01-11
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon, Lucky Star, and Code Geass.

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After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to go through and delete most of my fics, including three of the on-going ones. I find that they're actually stifling my creativity, since I can't write anything that isn't fanfic.

The three on-going ones I'm deleting are 180 Days, A Heartwarming Story of Staggering Genius, and The Heaven God Only Knows. I'll be saving all of the ones I'm deleting, so if anyone wants a copy of one, or would like to pick up where I left off on Days, aHeart, or THGOK, just ask and I'll send it to you. Just send me a private message letting me know which story you'd like, along with your e-mail address in the username(at)site(dot)com format required to keep ff.net from deleting it from your message.

If you're curious about what I'm planning to do next, I have a couple of ideas for some short stories, but more information will be provided on my Facebook page when the time comes.

The Melancholy of Lelouch and Johan will be updated whenever I get an idea or Mr. Ruby sends me a chapter, and Code Zombie will return hopefully sometime next month.

Sorry to anyone upset by this, and I hope you enjoy my future, completely original writings.

Much love,
Red ~

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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Pretty Sneaky Big Brother by Jack Swearengen Ruby reviews
The Black Knights continue their campaign against Britainnia, but find their next target to be a farming community in the South Pacific.
Crossover - Harvest Moon & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Pierre, Lelouch L. - Complete
The Slow Path of Rehabilitation by Silver Pard reviews
Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
When Chibis Attack! by chaosbfly reviews
Ever thought about the logistical problems of being 1 foot tall, with mittenhands and eyes taking up a full half of your face? How would the cast of Saiyuki handle this in a real world environment? Parody of all things Chibi.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 53,718 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Ongaku Niji by Passe on an Angel reviews
When a chibi massmurdering general shows up in our world, what happens? Obliteration by cuteness, that's what...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,859 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Mixed by midori tsuki reviews
[AU] What's Cloud to do when he's completely broke? Obviously, crossdress and become a hostess!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
I'm Sixteen in my Head by midori tsuki reviews
Brief periods inside Cloud's head.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
PROJECT MAIDEN by midori tsuki reviews
Using a little girl's nightmare, Sephiroth intends to create a new religion... with Aerith at its core.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Sephiroth
Chibis Gone Wild! by chaosbfly reviews
The Sequel to When Chibis Attack! How would their time stuck as helpless and adorable miniatures effect the Nefarious Four, even after their return to normal? Will that drunk ever sober up? Find out!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
L'appel humain by Tijuana Pirate reviews
On a warm night in October, Vincent and Reeve discuss the meaning of life... something they clearly don't understand at all. Mildly philosophical. Giftfic for Sabriel41.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
The Secretary by midori tsuki reviews
Sephiroth's new secretary is a little. . . Eccentric.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 37,061 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Sephiroth, Jessie - Complete
beating people up with sticks! by Tyrne J reviews
pain and suffering in the form of a massive PWP! update: trying very hard, in which the author really does, and someone suffers because of it. Oh. Well.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,738 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004
In Which Slash Clichés are Rampantly Abused by moosemaster reviews
Just what the title says- in response to the cliché challenge on the Mash Slash message board. (absurd and silly slash, of course)
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2004
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Code Zombie reviews
A mysterious virus that causes the dead to rise up and attack the living begins to spread across Area 11.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,999 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
The Melancholy of Lelouch and Johan reviews
Co-authored by Jack Swearengen Ruby. AU. A bunch of random, out of order stories about Lelouch and his zombie-and-video-game-obsessed tutor, taking place between the end of the war between Japan and Britannia and the beginning of the series.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Lelouch L.
Gamers reviews
After escaping an attempted kidnapping, young Lelouch takes refuge in an Akiba Gamers.
Crossover - Lucky Star & Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,091 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Konata I., Lelouch L. - Complete
Princess for a Day reviews
Part One of the Transformation Saga. Milly drags Lelouch along to a party at the Government Bureau, so C.C. summons a demon named Gary to turn him into a 'princess' for a day, unless he gets a kiss from a prince by midnight.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
The Other Side reviews
WARNING: Senselessness and melodrama. Sure, weapons and tools don't kill monsters, but what happens to them when they return to the First Forest? Random oneshot.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Raguna, Mist - Complete
Kon and Ichigo's Drunken Adventure reviews
Kon and Ichigo revel in drunk drunkeness while drinking. Y'know, 'cause drinking's fun. Not a oneshot after all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
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