Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.
This is Kinomi. I've been into the Harry Potter fandom a lot more than any other for the past few years, but I think I've found a spark to bring me back into the Naruto fandom. Hopefully! My otp continues to be Sasuke x Naruto, though. I just can't get over how adorable they are together. As for HP, I really like Harry x Draco, though I tend to be much less picky in that fandom.
The first fanfiction I ever read was HPDM, and it was one of the greatest I've ever read to this day. I still go back and read it pretty often. I don't know if it's on this website, but it's called Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn. It's amazing
Induced Laughter Go! (Aka my quotes list.)
--/"What do you want, freak?" the beefy man asked petulantly.
"Oh, the world, for one." Harry replied playfully. "You lot cowering at my feet. Certain people's heads on pikes. A blood bank to spontaneously open next door. Socks for Christmas. My photo album which now technically never existed full of pictures of people losing bets; Severus doing twirls in the red and gold tutu most notably. To see a random Death Eater attempt to breach the wards by running at them really fast. Quirrel to drop dead of testicle rot before I begin school and Lockhart to be mauled savagely by angry pixies. Oh, how ironic that would be."\-- The Curse of Fate, a Harry Potter fanfic - by Mistress Nika
--/“Yeah, it was great,” Sirius laughed. “Two people just fainted right at the sight of you all bloody, hanging halfway out a gigantic nundu’s mouth. I was swinging my splinched arm around, demanding help and poking people. And then you two both started convulsing… classic. Good times.”\-- A Black Comedy, a Harry Potter Fanfic - by nonjon
--/“Are you serious?” said Bill.
“No, I’m Harry. We’ll free Sirius after we arrest Pettigrew.”
--/"I'd like to get to my dormitory before the boys accidentally set off the nukes I brought."
Dumbledore looked at him with some confusion and asked, "Nukes?"
"They're a type of Muggle shoe," the young wizard replied after a moment. There was not any hesitation in his answer that Dumbledore could detect. He did seem somewhat bemused by his answer though. "Usually associated with sportsmen."\-- Backwards Compatible, a Harry Potter Fanfic - by Ruskbyte
--/"This isn't about some 'drone', Harry!" Hermione protested. "We're talking about a gun! You could easily kill someone with that thing!"
"That's the general idea."
--/Harry still didn't open his eyes as he replied. "You are humming, Neville. You will stop it, Neville. It's five o'clock in the frickin' morning, Neville. I'm going back to sleep, Neville."
"Um, sorry Har."
--/All I know is that I'm in a skirt, Gaara has enough blackmail material to make me his personal slave for the rest of my life (and any reincarnations thereafter, damn it), and that Neji is a.. there is no word harsh enough to describe him. None. Maybe something in German, because in that language, saying 'I love you' sounds like 'I will now molest you mercilessly, pitiful virgin.'\-- I Fell in Love With a Boy, a Naruto Fanfic - by OO83
--/“ OH Ron. I’m so proud of you.” she cried. “ A Prefect. That’s just fantastic, absolutely fantastic. I’m so proud of you. You’ll be Head Boy next, I’m sure of it. Just like Bill and Percy. That’s everyone in the family.”
--/"My impromptu loss of sanity came with yelling, flailing, a red haze before my eyes, and a growling voice in my head insisting on violence. If I had been in that closet by myself, most likely I would have gone running out of it like an extra from the battle scene in Braveheart (I was in a skirt, after all), and attacked the nearest being with long hair.\-- I Fell in Love With a Boy,a Naruto Fanfic - by OO83
--/Harry looked at Snape with innocent eyes. “I’m sorry sir,” he said, “I have no idea how ignorant my father is considering how he was murdered by a pathetic sniveling waste of flesh who had the audacity to consider itself a Dark Lord.” He smiled inside as he heard the Slytherins his while he insulted Voldemort. “I do know the answer to the question, but since Ms. Granger wanted to goshujin ganmei kusotare,” he said causing Snape to raise an eyebrow and Hermione to flush, “I’d give her the opportunity. The answers are, as follows: In the stomach of a goat, the same thing, and The Draught of Living Death. Would you mind terribly, sir, telling me about my father? I mean, I haven’t really had the opportunity to know him because a cowardly worthless wretch whose greatest joy in life was buggering small boys while consuming mounds of excrement decide somewhere in his imbecilic skrewt scrotum that passed for his mind to kill my parents.”\-- Agent Double O Hex, a Harry Potter Fanfic - by KafkaExMachina
--/"You is Dobby's bitch now," the house elf said savagely. "Dobby traded his Galleons to nice Uncle Bubba."
--/“That’s excellent.” Sai smiled brightly. “It’s outstanding to know that if any of us did something like the thing that that thing did, you would do the same thing you’re doing now.”\-- Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands, a Naruto Fanfic - by MKofGod
--/“Wasn’t that so cool, Hinata-chan! It was like, whoo, and then it when Whoosh! And Kiba went, AAAAh! And you went, Kiba!And then the ground went Grooooo, an’ the seal was like, Foosh! And Fire! And then the big phoenix went zoom and eeeekkk and then Kyuubi was like –it’s Garakax! And then Garakax went phsooo, and then the gigantic whirlpool!” Naruto grinned. “That was soo cool.”\-- Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands, a Naruto Fanfic - by MKofGod
--/“MALFOY!” Harry shouted excitedly, and then, when everyone in the world stopped to stare at him, he shouted more angrily and less fanboyishly, “Malfoy! How dare you buy robes in the same place we want to buy robes!”
“Know what, Potter?”
--/Draco recalled the day Voldemort had given him the mission.
“This is your mission. Do you accept it?”
“Splendid. It is time you leave. If you should fail then do not bother ever eating cheese again. We will find you, kill you, and I will make passionate moo-moo with your mummsy. I never had a mother and you shouldn’t either. Are we clear?”
“I hope Harry Potter kills you.”
--/Excuse me, Professor Hagrid, but Voldemort is the Bad Guy in this soap opera. It's only logical that he would "have another go" at Harry, who is the Good Guy. I read about it in Hogwarts, a History."\-- Out of the Night, a Harry Potter Fanfic - by Raining Ink
--/"If I solve this one, said Harry's brain, I want a cookie afterward, and if you make the problem any more difficult than this, I mean the slightest bit more difficult, I am climbing out of your skull and heading for Tahiti."\-- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, a Harry Potter Fanfic - by Less Wrong
--/"Kakashi nodded with a light smile, "Yes, I am the devil. My son reminds me quite often. He once bought me a pitch fork for my birthday, and colored my pancakes red to remind me of the fire I bathe in.""\-- All Eyes On You, a Naruto Fanfic - by myfailsafe
--/"Deidara was watching me, his eyes wide and his mouth nothing but a small 'o' in surprise as I ranted. Mikoto looked as if she couldn't decide whether to laugh, or call an ambulance.
Fugaku sipped his coffee.
--/"At least one of my sons is top," fugaku muttered to himself, looking over at Itachi pointedly who was flicking his hair and examining his painted nails.\-- How To Seduce An Uchiha, a Naruto Fanfic - by Cannibal Incorporated
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Okay so! I did pretty well in updating this summer (at least, in comparison to previous years), right? :D HTBaM is moving on well; the plot's actually getting somewhere. I'm going to start needing to decide where exactly I want to end it...at the moment, it looks like it will only be a few more chapters. But so far, every time I've predicted a length, I've been proven wrong. The story seems to have a mind of its own once I start writing eheh...
I've got one citrus-y oneshot in the works, a couple chaptered stories, and a trillion ideas that I would really really love to write. But I'd have to fully commit. I do have a ridiculous amount of ideas swirling around in my head, so I really hope that one day I'll have them all up on here. And on that day, I will hold a celebration, and invite the whole world.
Best. Party. Ever.
School started up again a couple days ago, and if it's anything like last year, fanfiction will be but a distant memory in the back of my sobbing for mercy mind. So if I disappear until May, I'm really sorry, believe me when I say I would love to just write fanfiction and not worry about the 12 hour group meetings I'll be going to, but life doesn't work like that. I'll do my best to keep writing, though!
ALSO - if you're an artist, and have some images of Sasuke and Naruto that you wouldn't mind me using as a cover for a story PLEASE LET ME KNOW! I'd love to get some actual work on here, but I'm terrible at tracking down the original artist. And I don't want to make anyone mad D:
Thank you for all the reviews and feedback! It's honestly so helpful and you guys are so kind to me. You all rock my socks right off.
Till next time!