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Author has written 19 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, X-overs, Jhonen Vasquez, Artemis Fowl, Invader Zim, and Naruto.

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Nny's Epiphany by devention reviews
Nny has an Epiphany in the face of horribly cliched beauty. It's a parody of every Mary Sue fichorrible fic I've ever read. Let's get ready to be offended! Off the hiatus I never told you it was on!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Johnny C.
The Phantom of the Notepad by Consulting Timelady reviews
What would happen if Christine forced Erik to work on his penmanship by only writing stuff down instead of talking? We shall find out. Definetly OOC, and rated T just in case.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Medication by LoveBlink182 reviews
I'm finally caught. They caged me in a world of white and medicine. Please, Devi...I know I don't deserve it, but you know I love you, and I need you now. More than ever. Save me.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/24/2006
You know you're obsessed with PotO, when by Olivia Greene reviews
Here are a couple indicative signs...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
The Attorney Will Probably Die By The End by Inerio reviews
In a twist of fate Rorschach is grouped together with a lesbian mortician, a schizophrenic attorney, and an over weight gamer. Will the team be able to expose the corrupt government before it unleashes something terrible on society?
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
The armed rebellion by Indy is awesome reviews
What happens when the Watchmen decide that they're fed up with their personalities? Chaos ensues. One-shot. Rated T for murders.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
You know you're obsessed when School Edition by Olivia Greene reviews
We all know the general danger signs of a PotO obsession, don't we? But what about the more specific ones, the ones that show up only in a school environment and do strange things to the way you perceive your subjects...? Read on for more.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
You know you're obsessed with POTO when by WolvesChaseRabbits reviews
This is my first time doing this sort of thing...first 20 statements. If all goes well, I might continue. No flames please. Reviews much appreciated. Doesn't the title explain a lot already? Caution when reading if you are a huge Raoul fan.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Just a Whore by Paintastics reviews
It's a normal patrol night for Rorschach and Nite Owl, until a horrible scream rips through the night. What will happen when Rorschach's forced to help what he hates most?
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Unrequited by Acton1842 reviews
Twenty years on. Erik has a daughter. Histroy repeats... Reviewers loved and thanked.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Erik
Stay With Me by Acton1842 reviews
Erik has a daughter and a wife. But happiness never lasts...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Erik - Complete
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
This Will Not End Happily by TamaraD reviews
This is what happens when a woman loves Erik as desperately and as obsessively as Erik loves Christine.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Erik - Complete
Claustrophobia by Surely Sherlocked reviews
The results of a deranged mind, this is one of the greatest fears lying deep within an insane genius. second story! r&r and be nice please? :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Erik - Complete
The Phantom and Dr Freud by Lorien Urbani reviews
Christine has had it. If she and Erik are to marry, he must go to therapy first. Who could be better than the renowned Dr. Freud himself? And this is how the Phantom's therapeutic adventure began...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Mingled Tears: Tales of a Living Wife by bwayphantomrose reviews
Leroux-based. Christine realizes what it's really like to be Erik's wife. Slowly, she learns that in order to unlock his heart, she must first unlock hers. Her perspective as his living bride. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,054 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
An Undeniable Nightmare by Ladybug21 reviews
One day, Erik wakes up with... well, let's just say an outlook on life he thought he'd NEVER have. Rather distressing encounters with both Raoul and Nadir ensue, and Erik finds himself increasingly unnerved. Humorously slashy, for those who dare to read
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Tango Time by HC0 reviews
The infamous swordfight gets a little more interesting...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
How to get Punjabbed By an Erik by The Phantom Authoress reviews
Something I did in my spare time. As the title says, it's all about how to get punjabbed by a certain Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Erik - Complete
Witchcraft and WizardNny by Lucia Di Lammermoor reviews
Nny gets the Defense Against the Dark Arts job at Hogwarts! forgive the pun in the title please, rating may change. Oh,yes. There will be blood.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6933 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Centaurs: A Long And Rich History by Realilly reviews
What happens when Root writes an article bashing Foaly and his whining? All heck breaks loose, DUH, while revealing tails pun intended! of this secretive centaur are released!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Foaly, Julius R.
Holly Gets Stuck Up A Telegraph Pole by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
And you thought sleepwalking could cause you problems...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Mr Fatty by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
Commander Root is a stern man, one would not expect him to have many friends. But in this beautiful story we see the softer, kinder and more loving side the Commander and we experience a truly heartwarming friendship between a Commander and a Fatty.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
ASK ROCK! by Nae'ka reviews
Ask Rock anything you wish! He will awnser. His life depends on it.
Metropolis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Dangerous Goldfish by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
The title of this particularly action packed story says it all really. Goldfish can be dangerous, very dangerous, would you know what to do in a Goldfish attack?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Mourning by Kerink reviews
A JTHM oneshot. Hints at NnyEdgar. Lots of doughboys, oh joy!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Johnny C., Mr. Eff - Complete
40 Ways to Annoy Duke Red! by Nae'ka reviews
Just as the title says. Just a simple list. I think it is funny... Do you?
Metropolis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007
Artemis The Cow by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
Holly notice Artemis is acting rather strangely. She decides to investigate this change and a twisting tale of deception, betrayal and dark secrets begins to unfold.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Nny is Quite the Little Lover by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
I parody your NnyDevi stories. If you want your story parody'd, review and tell me. Read default chappy before spitting in my face.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Melonhead by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
A beautifully entrancing tale of the special bond of friendship shared by Artemis and Butler. This story is both touching and captivating.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Guardian Angel Gaz by MissMune reviews
Dib had always feared his sister, mean, scathing. She was simply horrible. Now Gaz is gone, but Dib never expected to see her again so soon...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Gaz, Dib
A life Worth Living by MissDomaYuset reviews
I am alone. Dib dies, the Tallest, even Gir broke down. Whats the point of living if we all just die anyway? Rated for safty
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Zim - Complete
See Dib Run by Deyinel reviews
Not your typical kiddie book. DibXTak sort of
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Dib, Tak
The Blind Angel by GIRZim232 reviews
Zim finds out his mission is a fake. Tak finds love, Dib and Gaz find their long lost cousin. Gaz discovers a gift and Zim finds out what it means to really live, all with the help of a blind orphan named Lydia. Please read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Zim
Parent teacher Night by devention reviews
Another oneshot, just to lift my mood. Johnny takes Squee to his Parent Teacher Night because his dad won't.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
A Guilty Pleasure by TheDramaticMonarch reviews
After a long and tiresome day, Zim and GIR indulge in a guilty pleasure.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
You're Late! by HAHA-YOU-FELL reviews
Kakashi is late again, but this time he's had enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Shrimp Cocktail by Ellen Tee reviews
Complete randomness! My favorite. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Trial by Phoenix Skyborne reviews
The script of the episode that never was presented in story format. I wrote this in an attempt to 'flesh it out'. It's much more than just dialogue, people.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Zim, Purple, Red, Gir - Complete
Hitchhiker's ABCs by Anakin McFly reviews
A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Happy Noodle Boy and A Nun by Moosey Muffin reviews
blah go brush your teeth you pig
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Happy Noodle Boy - Complete
I am who? The Poem by Nae'ka reviews
Please read this poem, it's short so it shouldn't waste too much of your time... Kinda angsty, but not really... RR!
Metropolis - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Johnny the homicidal babysitter by python is good reviews
a little goofy story I had started years ago when I was just getting introduced to the comics. Thank god I improved this thing
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
End of the Universe, It's Sad Really by dark pop toy reviews
a monologue about the end of the world from johnny's pov. please r&r, thank you. [revised]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005
Hu Gardarn by Blue Yeti reviews
aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Julius R., Grub K.
Squeegee by ArmAndLeg reviews
Nny decides that tonight would be the perfect night to visit his easily terrorized neighbor. Cute, if not slightly disturbing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
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Riza encounters a beasty reviews
Riza is trapped in a cursed castle. Can she escape? Will this candlestick ever get any manners? And What IS that thing in her room with a frying pan?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Desire for Porkrind reviews
Kakasaku random drabbles of unlimited spooky doomlike stupidity! This seems to be the only Kakasaku humor fic that I can find......why is this? Do peoples not like stupidity? How very strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Random Drabbles of Doom and Dookie reviews
The sequel to Random Drabbles of Doom and Pie. Joins the FMA dudes as they eat ignition gloves, pee on fire hydrants, destory Havocs house, and ,eventually, explode!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Captured reviews
Gaz has been captured by Tak and now Zim and Dib must save her. But what happens when their ship gets attacked and they all end up on a deserted planet? ZAGR, DATR, SAGR, MAPR, possible GAMR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
Roys Pepsi reviews
What happens when Ed won't listen to Roy rant about Pepsi? And then Roy is killed and Ed feels guilty about it. But he must shut the hell up about guilt and save the world from the fanta lord for he is the next PEPSI JEDI! warning: contains soy products
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Chaos in Haven reviews
Several insane mudgirls arrive at Haven one day and chaos ensues! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHpieHAHAHAHA! HAVEN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAH! And Turnball will be in it! :D cuz he's only in 1 other fic. Isn't that stupid? poor turnball
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Attack of the bad pairings! reviews
The FMA charecters are trapped in a bad pairing fanfic!will they escape?RoyxPride.RoyxED.RizaxWinry.BredaxHavoc.KainxFalman.ScarxAl.MaesxInuYasha?.!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Chapter fourteen and a half of Chaos in Haven! reviews
This chapy is seperate from the actual Fic because it'd call for a change of rating if I put it in The fic. Wow. That sentance was redundant. Anyway, Don't read this unless you've read up to chapter 14 in Chaos in Haven.WARNING:VERY VIOLENT. CONTAINS GOR
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Opal K. - Complete
Memories of Christmas reviews
Artemis and Butler have been through many rough times together. But what happens when Butler Blackmails Artemis? Can their friendship last? Or will it crumble?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Zims AMAZING mrated fanfic of HORRIBLE DOOM! reviews
I AM ZIIIIIM! And by writing this Mrated FANFIC i have surely obtained control of you HIDEOUS SLIME WORM BABIES! BECAUSE I AM ZIIIIIIIM! BWHAHAHAHAHAH!I am normal.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Zim, Zim - Complete
The little green boy reviews
um...where to begin? um...Ed and Scar are both Green. But Alphonse isn't. So, naturally, they ask a vampire why that is. um...i need help.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Edward E., Scar - Complete
Johnny C meets the veggie tales! reviews
oh no.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Johnny C.
And now for something completely different reviews
yup. Every chapter is a different anime or show or book or comic or blah blah blah blah
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006
The endless pit of doom reviews
Roy is trapped in a pit and he can't get out! What will happen to him? Will he survive? Find out! Please read and reveiw!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Roy M.
My most pointless fanifc yet! reviews
in this fanfic, Nny teaches small children about monsters, letters, and explosives! yay! Oneshot. Basically this is just me wasting your precious time. PORK.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Random drabbles of doom and pie! reviews
Join the FMA dudes as they step in moop poop, wear squid hats, turn into marshmellows, learn to read, run from killers, throw parties, dance with pandas in bikinis,and Eventually implode!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
ABCs for Johnny lovers reviews
gee, whatever could it be about? Just look at the freaking title.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
The court reviews
Roy is accused of killing Havocs pet toad. So, he goes to court. But what happens when Inuyasha is the prosecutor and a little girl is his defendant? Chaos that's what!Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Roy M.
What would Ed and others do for a klondike bar? reviews
The FMA cast are bribed with klondike bars. But who's behind giving the bars away? And why? And whats your shoe size? Anyways, i've always liked toast. It's just this...thing I have about toast. Dude, toast freaking ROCKS. dosen't it? yeah..i like pie too
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
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