Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Dragon Ball Z.
Welcome!! So you have somehow stumbled across my page. Here are some completely useless facts about myself.
Harry Potter, Janet Evanovich, X- men, Dragon Ball Z, National Treasure, The Mummy, Teen Titans, Lord of the Rings, Alien vs. Predator, and Pirates of the Caribbean are some of my favorite books/movies.
I am potterlotrgirl09!! And I will admit that I am one of the biggest geeks on the planet, and fan fiction is one of my guilty pleasures.
Well thats really all I can think of for now.
Things that will make me click your fic down.
1. Hermione Granger is Hermione Granger. If you want to turn her into a pureblood, go for it but please, please stop making her look like Pansy or a female Blaise.
2.Street talk. I can't stand reading a fic that has the words; Shorty, wuz, cuz, aight, and so on and so on. They make the fic seem really -- stupid.
3. I am not a canon writer for the most part nor am I against OOC, but I try to keep the characters looking like JK made them. I hate seeing Hermione with green eyes or Draco with blue and so on.
4. I enjoy a good slash fic, however, please don't make them so fairy that they are walking around in pink, fuzzy thongs singing to Britney Spears.
5. Blaise IS male, Harry IS male, please don't turn them into females.
6. Dobby paired with ANYONE in a romance is bad...mmmmm k. Elf porn is yucky.
7. Turning Hermione into a hooker by the way you dress her.
8. Making Hermione seem weak and air headed.
9. I wont click your fic down because of nick names but they do get old after a while. Severus would hex anyone for calling him Sev.
10. Using words like Penis or vagina in a smut scene -- it's not health class.
11. Jumpy plots. If Draco ends up in America, eating McDonald's or shopping at wal-mart, please tell my why he is there, when in the previous chapter he is sleeping comfortably in Malfoy Manor.
12. Males do not get pregnant. If you think they do, please explain how a child of 5 pounds or more gets out... I want video proof!!
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