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[ ELLA MAE, HERE. ]

* * * TO EVERYONE WHO READS 'TIME HEALS EVERYTHING' - THE PARANORMAL STATE FAN FICITON BOARDS HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN FOR THE TIME BEING. I URGE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER READ, PUBLISHED OR REVIEWED A PS FIC TO E-MAIL THE FAN FICTION ADMINS ( support@fanfiction.com) AND ASK FOR THE BOARDS TO BE PUT BACK UP! * * *

For the moment, 'Time Heals Everything' is listed under Misc. TV Shows. Keep your fingers crossed the Paranormal State board will be up and running again soon!

What is shakin', my babies.
Here are some MUST KNOW (actually, they're not must know .. they're just interesting ... except not really) facts about lovely ol' me;

• My inner child is 45. Sometimes I feel like a 21 year old George Costanza, except with more hair.

• Albus Dumbledore is my hero. I told my Mum this, and I'm pretty sure I've been taken out of the will, but that's alright.

• I am a textaholic, as all three of my friends will tell you.

• I love Harry Potter. And I'm no longer ashamed of it.

• I have an unhealthy sexual attraction to Sirius Black. Something about the ex-convict, gaunt, grubby half-dog thing really turns my crank.

• Criminal Minds is THE most amazing show on television. Matthew Gray Gubler, I want your children.

• I'm a terrible updater, just ... be prepared, alright?

• I sometimes feel like I'm the only person in the world who doesn't think Stephen Colbert is funny.

• If my family was hanging over a pit of lava, and so was a lifetime supply of Arizona Iced Tea, I'd probably pick the iced tea. I love my family, don't get me wrong! I just love iced tea more ...

• So far, I've only completed one FanFic EVER - and it was a Green Day one that is so heinously written and edited, I can't help but feel a little ashamed of it. :(

• I really really REALLY like meeting people!

• In the year and a half I've been with my lovely boyfriend, I think he's cried 90 percent more than I have, and I've out-farted him on every date. PFT, NO WAY ROMANCE IS DEAD.

That's all I can think of right now. Hmmm. WELL. I'll add more later.
PM me, I am intensely friendly. And when I say INTENSELY, I mean it.

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Broken Telephone by Harbour Master reviews
Crackfic companion piece to 'Wikipedia'. Ryan and Sergey are having a messed up day, and just can't seem to convince Sergey's mom of their straightness. Hilarity ensues, and Russian threats are made. Rated for -im- mature humour.
Paranormal State - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Wikipedia by Harbour Master reviews
Trouble ensues when havoc is wreaked on a Wikipedia page. Containing our favourite boys from Paranormal State, an angry family member, and some 'splaining to do! Rated for language and vague sexual humour.
Paranormal State - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Inscribing Epistles by The Magnificent Duo reviews
Over the summer, Remus and Sirius are going to write to each other. Eventual SBRL at some point in the future Cowritten by Lykaios Nyx and Captain Oz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,450 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Mischievous by serpentginny reviews
A picture. A chocolate frog. And a train ride. What's so bad about that? Add James Potter and Sirius Black and then take a wild guess...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Voldemorts Quest For a Suitable Nose by Marauder Madness reviews
Voldie is not happy, he needs to find a decent nose. But where to get it? Could he get it from...Harry Potter? Albus Dumbledore?...Michael Jackson?...perhaps...please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
My Robin by theamazingmo reviews
Plan Making Mr. HotandSexyTrousers Fall in Love with Me has been set in motion' Humorous tale of a lurrrve dilema between Lily's best friend Kayla and TWO of the Marauders! Which will she chose?WARNING: IMMATURITY AHEAD! LJ,SBOC,RLOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Remus L., OC
Four Little Words by Greekchic reviews
James is desperately trying to propose to Lily but can't think of how to do so! Will he finally succeed or will he crash and burn? With some help from Sirius, Remus and Lily's friend Theresa, anything can happen. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Startling Instant by Jazzi-chan reviews
She wasn’t willing to admit what he didn’t dare to dream: he made her tremble. [ J a m e s & L i l y ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My, That's A Big Banana by Captain Oz reviews
A conversation between RL and SB. Could be slash if you want, doesn't have to be. All dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Time Heals Everything reviews
It isn't Harlow's beauty, brilliance or benign nature that has Ryan Buell head over heels in love with her - it's his horrified obsession with her past, her nightmares and her seemingly hopeless future thats got him hooked for good. PARANORMAL STATE
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,689 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/19/2009