Vaguely Downwards
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Joined 07-10-06, id: 1087517
Author has written 28 stories for Lord of the Rings, Discworld, Good Omens, X-overs, X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, Misc. Comics, Chobits, Neverwhere, Runaways, Death Note, and Naruto.

Okay, you guys, let's get this party started.

I am back from being a lazy person. I have been writing, but I have only been posting on LJ, because it is easier and there are fewer constraints on what one can post. However, people have still been reviewing me here, even though I haven't been updating, which makes me feel really bad. So I'm doing a mega-update now.

My fic journal on LiveJournal is Ibis & Jacquel (at ibisandjacquel DOT livejournal DOT com), and you should visit it if a) you want to read my stuff before I update it here, or b) you want to read the occasional smut story. There's one that I've written that I don't feel comfortable posting here (called Gloria--a Monstrous Regiment fic, Tonker/Lofty), and there will probably be more in the future. I also have a pretty good system of tags set up there, so if you like something and want to check out something in the same fandom or whatever, it's easy to do so. I'd also love if you joined the comm; I would feel quite special indeed.

In my absence, I've gotten into a lot of manga and other silly things, so you'll be seeing a lot of that until I become bored with it. Just as a heads-up.

Now here is a (relatively) comprehensive list of fandoms I'm in and crap I ship:

Books
Good Omens -- Crowley/Aziraphale, Nanny Ashtoreth/Francis
Discworld (esp. Monstrous Regiment) -- Tonker/Lofty
Harry Potter -- Remus/Sirius, Percy/Oliver
Lord of the Rings (rarely write it) -- Merry/Pippin
Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere -- Richard/marquis
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead -- Rosencrantz/Guildenstern (um, duh)
A Separate Peace -- Gene/Finny

Comics
NEXTWAVE
Young Avengers -- Billy/Teddy
Runaways -- Gert/Chase, Chase/Victor, Karolina/Xavin
Transmetropolitan -- Spider/Yelena
Preacher -- Jesse/Cassidy

Anime/Manga
Chobits -- Zima/Dita
Naruto -- Shikamaru/Chouji, Lee/Gaara, Kiba/Shino, &c.
Death Note -- Light/L, Mello/Matto, and Ide/Matsuda. (WHUT? MATSUDA LUVS TEH FOREHED.)
From Eroica With Love -- any and all cracked-up shit
Bleach -- Tatsuki/Orihime

TV Shows
X-Men: Evolution -- Todd/Kurt

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Things Not to Do at Xavier's by Amelia Glitter reviews
The following rules apply to all students, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Responsibility by Picklesticks reviews
After the failed mission to retrieve Sasuke, Chouji is confronted with Shikamaru's feelings of guilt. Gen
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Law Has Gone Away by chase glasslace reviews
Set during and after ch108. 'Maybe, just maybe, he wishes he had shot Near instead of Light that day.' Matsuda doesn't know what he wants anymore. He doesn't know what he believes anymore. [oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Play the Game at Hand by Seregwen Morthil reviews
Brian and Wensley play poker on a hot summer's day. Mild slash. Second person P.O.V. No real plot development. I'm not really sure what this would be, actually...
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Two Men and a Baby by Contra Mundi reviews
When the Vimeses go to Uberwald for a visit, highly paranoid Sam Vimes leaves his precious son in Lord Vetinari's care figuring that Young Sam can hardly come to harm there. What happens to Drumknott and the Patrician hardly matters. Slash
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Thunderbolt and Lightning by CaptainEmo reviews
COMPLETE! Aziraphale and Crowley have a bit of a misunderstanding, and Aziraphale's distant relative comes to visit. R&R please!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Twenty One Against the Dealer by TheRabidHOBBITFangirls reviews
First solo fic by Aye. GeneFinny. He burns every pack of cards in the house, lets them burn away, scatter to ashes and dust and twisted bits of plastic. The neighbors call the next morning, to say that they saw some hoodlum trying to arson Gene's house.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Bridget Jones's Tadfield Diary by Igorina reviews
Bridget Jones Good Omens crossover. The world best known selfhelp addict and diarist has been sent to produce a documentary on youth disorder in Lower Tadfield. Will she last the week without falling foul of diabolic machinations?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Complete
Lay Your hands On Me by SilverWolf7 reviews
A fic inspired by the song from Bon Jovi with the same title. Crowley takes Aziraphale to a new dance club and enjoys himself way too much down on the dance floor. Aziraphale watches from the sidelines. Aziraphale's POV.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Why Sleepst Thou Crowley? by rebelxxwaltz reviews
Crowley delights in a good nap, while Aziraphale prefers dithering in his shop. But when the angel gets curious, can the demon tempt him to sleep? Aziraphale x Crowley. It's back! NEW CHAPTER!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Good Omens for a Lancre Hogswatch by Igorina reviews
Discworld crossover in which, after taking a wrong turn somewhere outside Ankh Morpork, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves spending Hogswatch at Lancre Castle.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Complete
Crowley's Bentley by MusingCalliope reviews
Aziraphale is introduced to Crowley's car. Much, er, fun ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Pence from Heaven by Lovely Zelda reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley visit New York.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004
Because I Got High by CrimsonObsession reviews
SLASH: ToddKurt (Yes, you heard me, ToddKurt)- A chance encounter turns into the drama of the century for both the X-Men and the Brotherhood. Please read the notes and warnings inside...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,883 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003
Film Noir by Serpentis reviews
Aziraphale has a slight fixation with writing bad fiction in the style of Raymond Chandler. Can Crowley distract him from his hard work? m/m slashiness
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2003
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The Art Of Love reviews
There were certain unchangeable rules for Team 10: Ino was the one who went out and got the good stuff. Chouji was the one who went out and got the bad stuff. Shikamaru was the one who stayed, and got only what came to him. Shikamaru x Chouji and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Snowstorm reviews
Nobody listens to Shikamaru. Well . . . almost nobody. Shikamaru x Chouji a Shikamaru character study, with botched barbeque and some delicious hot chocolate.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
At Stake reviews
Something bad is going down in Borogravia, and someone’s got to stop it. Tonker and Lofty are up to the job. Crowley and Aziraphale are not. Good Omens x Monstrous Regiment crossover. Slash. T for adult themes.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2007
Put It In The Ground reviews
Ide x Matsuda. Ide goes to a funeral. A twisted sort of hurtcomfort. MAJOR SPOILERS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Ide H., Matsuda T. - Complete
Because That's How They Think reviews
Gert thinks about Chase, among other things, and comes to certain conclusions. Gert x Chase, PG13. Vague spoilers.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Subcity reviews
Harry Potter x Neverwhere crossover. Beyond the veil is a new city, a city below a city, full of a magic Sirius Black doesn’t understand. He's stuck there, when all he wants to do is go home. Remus x Sirius, possible Richard x Marquis.
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2007
The Adventures of Ishtar, Goddess on the Rise reviews
Being a relating of the story that wasn’t told: that of the nanny, the saint, and the ordinary boy. Nanny AshtorethFrancis, CrowleyAziraphale. M.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007
Harry Potter and the Half Aed Job reviews
Unhealthy fixations, romantic entanglements, and a big walrus are just some of the things Harry has to deal with in his sixth year at Hogwarts. Oh yeah, and the whole Voldemort thing. A parody. A BAD parody. Rated R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006
Kurt Wagner Hates Pants A Nudist's Story reviews
Kurt has discovered a new use for his holowatch, and it’s a bit . . . revealing. Totally crack. Todd x Kurt. PG13 for language and sexual themes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Connections reviews
The birth and baptism of the national data bank system. Set preseries. Zima x Dita. PG for language.
Chobits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Pretty Girl reviews
Tilda observes Magda and comes to certain conclusions. Femslash, TildaMagda or TonkerLofty. [Rated: M.]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
A Mediocre Day reviews
A really, really boring day for the NEXTWAVE squad. Also: Aaron drinks beer! [Rated: PG.]
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Great Are The Myths reviews
It’s Thursday. Aziraphale makes a decision. Crowley reluctantly acquiesces. There is a field trip and an unfortunate logistical error, because you know how it is with pocket universes. PG13 CrowleyAziraphale and a cast of many.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Let Us Hope and Trust reviews
At the turn of the twentieth century, there were the Congo horrors. Aziraphale waits for word. R.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Thunderbird reviews
It's Kurt's first Hallowe'en in Ahmareeeca, and he wants to do something with his fantastic costume. Todd has ideas. ToddKurt. PG13.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Terminology reviews
For such a basic act, doesn't it have a lot of names? TonkerLofty, Monstrous Regiment fic. R for sexual themes.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
She Was Lying This Whole Time? reviews
Hermione's had enough, and she lets Ron know in no uncertain terms. PG13 for language and weirdness. 116 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Defrocked reviews
The unveiling of Mildred Froc, rupert extraordinaire, and Sergeant Jackrum's theories on ignorance and stupidity. PG13 for language and allusions to violence. Sorry about the really crappy title.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Rubber Cement reviews
The list of its uses grows ever longer. Todd wakes up to a distinctly unsexy surprise. ToddKurt slash. Sort of a follow up to 'Over the Edge'. Sort of. If you want it to be.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Over the Edge reviews
Widdle Pietwo is just the teensiest bit upsetted at what he finds behind the bleachers. Then he falls off a cliff. ToddKurt slash. Sort of a follow up to 'After the Fight'. If you squint.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
She Had It, And They Took It Away reviews
In the Gray House, Tilda isn’t doing well. PreMonstrous Regiment. Contains major spoilers. Rated T for mentions of physical and sexual abuse and selfinflicted injury. TonkerLofty.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
The Buddhist Baths reviews
After a nice twentyyear nap, Crowley finds Aziraphale in Enlightenment country. Fun with Taoism and water. M for slash. Yes, and it’s spiritual too. Am I not strange?
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Theme Song reviews
Crowley encounters the Inevitable Song, and Aziraphale plays air drums. You know you're intrigued. PG13 for semislash.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
After the Fight reviews
After the danger room, Todd is somewhat puzzled by body parts. TK slash. PG13 for language and... er... gropage references? Sorry it sucks.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Speed, Demon, Speed reviews
Good OmensXMen: Evolution crossover. I swear! Pietro flirts with Crowley and has an unfortunate encounter with caffeine, while toad spit is played with. ToddKurt, AziraphaleCrowley if you squint, Pietroanything that moves. PG13 for language and stupidity.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Of Bridges and Loopholes reviews
Crowley is twitchy Aziraphale is irritated. Tooth marks and groping ensue. PG13
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
4H reviews
It's a job. It's a club. It's a way of life. Well, nearly. A gettogether of apocalyptic anthropomorphic personifications from This World and Discworld. Good OmensDisc crossover, eventual Thief of Time spoilers, mild BlackWhite slash.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
Trees reviews
Trees are more powerful than most people think. Also: an unpleasant birthday and a cold lake. Mild, fluffy MerryPippin slash. T for mention of abuse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete