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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.(This means Sapphy and I are genius...)
23 of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.(The current generation empowering our world...consumed by this unhealthy fascination with their rumps)
Friendship is like pissing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!(How many people do you think she had these children with...?)
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.(and these are what we call "our better halves"...)
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?
Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. (God, and this is what used to rule a portion of the world...)
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles. (I suppose men valued it above everything else...I wouldn't know :))
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance
No piece of square dry paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
We could go on but, when you think of all of these things, think of all the things you don't know...
Such as whether or not you will have a safe, happy home at the end of the day...
Whether or not today will be you last day on earth...
Whether or not you'll get to fulfill all those castles in the air you've constructed over the years...
Whether or not...
Think of all of those open ended questions...then remember all of those questions that you have the answers to.
Sapphy, and I, Scarlett (no, those aren't our real names) both have dark hair, dark eyes, and fair complexions
We are the same age (more or less, Sapphy is a bit older than I am)
We both read a lot, and decided, one day, that we ought to use the skills we accquired from reading to turn the world on it's head through our words.
Sapphy isn't the most artistically gifted, whereas I'm not the best student...we both have our faults...
I'm far more romantic, yet hide it well, whereas Sapphy has ridiculous notions about men in suits (I mean, honestly, jeans are way sexier (no they're not! I have better vision then she does so her opinion on these things don't matter!)(haha, yea right...Sapphy's a fan of self delusion))
We both have eye problems, although I wear contacts and she wears glasses.
But, besides these obvious similarities (and differences), there is one more thing...
We both dream.
~Sapphy and Scarlett aka Caeruleus Libellus
Thanks very much for reading our story Moments Lost in Time everybody, and a special thanks goes out to all those marvelous reviewers. Keep them coming guys because we really appreciate it!
And also, we realized after we posted our fantabulous fic. that we forgot to include a disclaimer, so...
Nothing is ours, however much we may wish it were, so we cry us good deep rivers, build numerous, flimsy bridges, and attempt to get over them.