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Joined 07-11-06, id: 1087859, Profile Updated: 12-16-09
Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

I'm too realistic to be a romantic anywhere but on paper. This is how I get it out of my system. I like magic and monsters and being unable to resist falling in love when I write. In real life, I like reading, philosophy, analyzing literature, Shakespeare, teaching, psychology, interior design and intellectual conversation.

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The Cullen Girl by evieeden reviews
Left orphaned after a vampire attack, Bella is adopted into Dr Carlisle Cullen's 'vegetarian' family of him, his wife Esme and their sons Emmett, Edward and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,405 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5060 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
like the truth by calciseptine reviews
Eames/Arthur. Your mind is deceptive, but totems never lie.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Fake Man by SnowSybaris reviews
Arthur wants Cobb. Eames wants Arthur. Eames is a forger. It all works out. Slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Infirmary by counterdogma reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Demons and Angels by TheBlackNecromancer reviews
A young woman turns up at the cullens' home in Forks, a woman Carlisle knew while he was still human. Unknown to the rest of the Cullens the pair share quite an eventful history... *Oneshot, Carlisle/OC*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Everything by counterdogma reviews
Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by cdunbar reviews
All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Elegiac by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Your first day as a human will cost you your Past. The second, your Present. The third, your Future. In short,” the sea witch purred, staring into the mermaid’s dumbstruck eyes, “come day three, I’ll own your soul. And you will not get it back.” EdxBe AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fade Away by Danielle18 reviews
Eight years after the events of Breaking Dawn and the time has come for Jacob to be something more to Renesmee than just a friend. At the same time the Volturi have great things planned for Edward and Bella's gifted child....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,951 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Twilighten the Town by Seraphyne reviews
This is where I will posting the little short pieces I write on LJ. I don't want to spam my profile with hundreds of these suckers so, yeah. They will all feature Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Carlisle, Rosalie
After the Bath by counterdogma reviews
Harry took a bath and now his glasses have mysteriously disappeared. DH slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tragedy by VexieChan reviews
A story most beautiful and sad about a man most ugly and horrible. But once, yes, once he was handsome…
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Drowning By Stanzas by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
The contents of a wrecked ship turn out to hold a female, whose throat Davy Jones quickly has slit. Unfortunately, she will insist on turning up in his dreams, drenched to the skin and clutching the first book of Horatian Odes. Casual readers beware.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Death by notavodkashot reviews
Drabble. Jack Sparrow was dead, bored and annoyed. And rum deprived. But not because he missed her or something. And he certainly was not worried about her. Not at all. Post DMC. JE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
To Love or to Hate by AllIWannaDo reviews
Was there ever a time before James Potter loved Lily Evans? When, in his heart of hearts, he may have even hated her? Or is hate nothing but an example of misguided love? [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Casual Conversation by counterdogma reviews
Draco teaches Harry about the merits of confidence over tea. HD One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Think I Can Tell The Wrong Sort For Myself by Moonlight Phoenix1 reviews
Draco has never forgotten those words, and now he wants payback. 'Potter, you were meant to be my ticket out of there, godammit' Slash, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Carlisle's First Love reviews
Before Edward and the Cullen family, where was Carlisle? What did he do? Why was he so disposed to change Edward? Because of a girl named Annie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
A Girl Like You reviews
AU, Bella doesn't exist. Edward's life is turned upside-down when he meets Callie, the pregnant high-schooler.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,497 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Right Under Your Nose reviews
Jack is on the hunt for a new sort of treasure, and Sophie happens to be on the way. Unknown to Jack, what he needs is right under his nose. WORTH READING!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
Magic Mirror reviews
Oneshot, post war, about Harry's miserable life. Minor slash near the end if you don't like, don't read. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete