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Joined 09-08-01, id: 108821
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, and Children of the Corn.

I can't believe this account is still alive. Most of these stories are over a year old, so if you read them and there are spelling errors and what not, I'm sorry. I forgot how to edit them and I'm working on it. I am a bad, bad, person.

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Pig in a Wig by Bridgie reviews
(Updated at last!) You want me to prosecute Harry Potter? Harry James Potter? As in, The-Boy-Who-Lived? Are you insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,739 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Harry P.
Close Your Eyes, Cover Your Ears, and Pretend by politefiction reviews
*Complete* When Tom Riddle's diary was destroyed, his memory was obligated to find a new residence. He quite reluctantly becomes appointed to Ginny's body, but she doesn't know he's there...until the topic of schizophrenia puts an idea into his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,710 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by rainmaker1 reviews
Happenings in the Crouch household from the time Barty Jr. is smuggled out of Azkaban to Voldemort's arrival on the scene. Rated PG-13 for torture scenes in later chapters. *Chapt. 8 is up*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002
Confessions Of A Fat, Ugly Slytherin by Elektra3 reviews
Pansy Parkinson's difficult marriage with Draco Malfoy as seen through the eyes of Millicent Bulstrode. Sometimes it's easier to not be beautiful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/2/2002 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Cho C., Draco M.
Obsession by March Madness reviews
Harry's fifth year is starting and suddenly, a fiery redhead has caught his eye. But all is not as it seems and his obsession isn't completely natural
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2002
Behind the Checkered Apron by METMA Mandy reviews
Everyone thought Molly Weasley was a sweet, kind woman. But what if she was hiding something? I bring you this suspenseful, original, glimpse of Mrs. Weasley's past, present, and future. Meet the REAL Molly Weasley! Winner of the Golden Quill Award f
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,380 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2001 - Published: 2/28/2001
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Power Corrupts reviews
Isaac may be the leader of the Children, but Malachai has his own power to please The One Who Walks Behind the Rows. And once Malachai has tasted that power he won't give it up. warning: slash
Children of the Corn - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2004
You Can't Prove a Thing reviews
Aberforth has been called to the ministry and he doesn't know why. No one saw what happened in the barn. So no one knows what happened. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003
A Quiz is Quizzical so a Test is reviews
The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is testing the class on their common sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Harry P.
Retire for the Night reviews
Argus Filch has retired and all his old students are returning to give him gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Argus F.
Birthday Wand reviews
Percy meets an old lady on the Knight Bus that says she can tell him his exact age if she can hold his wand. But she isn't talking about his magical wand...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Percy W.
A Kneazle named Sex reviews
When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
I won't tell Father reviews
After Narcissa gets tired at the dinner party, she retreats to her room, telling Draco to follow her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Draco M.
Me Too reviews
A man find someone in the bar that looks just like him. Its as if they could be twins...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003 - George W.
A walk of name reviews
A man is walking around his town, remembering how he has helped it and realizing that they will never remember him as he wished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/15/2003
A Troll, a Hag and a Leprechaun enter a bar reviews
A troll, a hag and a leprechaun enter a bar...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
200 Galeons reviews
Lily is left home alone with Harry, when there is a knock at the door. Sirius is there, and he has a strange request.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Repossessed Love reviews
An Angst Lockhart fic. Lockhart's love has been stolen from him. Taken away from his life and now, Lockhart finds himself remembering all the times they have shared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/23/2003
Bulbs and Blooms reviews
Neville left Hogwarts behind to start a new life. But he left everything from his old life with it. Including his parents. But when he misses them one december, he decides to visit. And learns a lesson that noone should be alone on Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Ginny W.
Gens Gentis Figularis Clan of a Potter reviews
Four students must live their life with a lot of time on their hands and a lot of Harry Potter love in their hearts. How will they survive the new school year, where Harry Potter is looked down upon?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 10/23/2002
Uprooted: The Myrtle Story reviews
Myrtle is a normal Muggle, thank you very much. So what is she to do when she gets accepted to Hogwarts and her mother gets the crazy idea she's destined to become a great Witch?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2003
The Badger and the Snake reviews
A Hufflepuff witnesses a Slytherin enter the Forbidden Forest. Not wanting to be a Tattle she keeps this to herself. But later, she learns he hasn't returned. So, with the desire to win Hufflepuff some recogniztion, Laura enters the forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002
Another's View reviews
*Completed* A story at the Yule Ball in Harry's 4th year about a hufflepuff and a slytherin (not who you expect). *Ch 2 up.* I have it actually worked out all the way so no waiting forever for the next part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Complete
A Sister and a Song reviews
*completed* For the Princess and the Pea Challenge. Harry confinds in Ron that he likes Ginny, so the Weasley boys try to make sure that the beloved hero is infact worthy for their baby sister. But Ginny has a few secrets of her own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Ginny W. - Complete
A Kiss and A Cloak: Interview with a Dementor reviews
a man convicted of murder is sentenced to the kiss but it goes wrong and he becomes a dementor himself. Read the interview between him and a reporter. Mostly Dialog
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/28/2002
In the Begining reviews
Some say Poltergists are just upity spirits. If that is true, then Peeves must have been living at one point. This is my peeve's story of his life at Hogwarts. Find out WHY he fears the Blood Baron
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 12/6/2001
Hogwarts Holiday Tunes reviews
The Twelve days of Hogwarts sung to 12 Days of Chrismas, more songs up as soon as i can
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2001