Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.
-Profile Last Updated: - 8-17-10
Hey there, welcome to my lovely profile! Here's a bit about me, and my stories.
Name: Lemonade Ninja (If I ever become a ninja, I am going to where one of those ninja suits and it will be bright pink and neon green.
Age: You're going to have to keep on guessing, because I'm not going to tell any one.
Religion: Christian...and I am not ashamed of it.
About Me: I can be a very weird person at times, and even random. Like when I looked at the moon and said that it looked like Mickey Mouse with his ears six inches from his head (see, I told you I can be random at times...). I like to read and I love to write. I'm considering opening a coffee shop when I'm older, despite the fact that I hate coffee, just the smell of it (It smells HEAVENLY), along with a career of writing on the sides. I love my best friends for life, and I don't know what I would do without them. I would probably be very bored without them. A lot of random things and a lot of random quotes happen when all of us are together...
On LIFE'S NEW STEP: This story was once again posted as of May 9, 2010. Now that I've written the first chapter, the rest will come easier.
On GRANDMA ROSE: Once again, this story has been deleted. I think I'll take it back up after I finish Life's New Step, but for now, it will be deleted. Sorry to those who liked the story.
Hobbies: Reading; writing; reading/writing fanfictions; doing school (no joke there...); doing homework (no joke there, either); hanging out with my friends; reading; and did I mention writing?
Favorite Subjects: Let's see... Reading, US History, Law (sometimes), and Consumer Mathematics. Oh, and also Vocab.
Least Favorite Subjects: Geometry (If you haven't taken it yet...let me forewarn you, it's a nightmare), Italian.
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Paddington Bear (If nobody has heard of Paddington Bear, then they have lived a very depressed life)
The Call of the Wild
Around the World in 80 Days
The Sword in the Stone
The Wind in the Willows
Anne Frank: The Diary of A Young Girl
The Twilight Series
The Runaways Series
Pride and Prejudice
Mystery at Blackbeard's Cove
The Hannah Swenson Mysteries
The List Goes on and On. I had to read eight classics for school this 08-09 school year, and I finished all of them in four months. My mother was like "We're gonna have to find you something else to do when school starts up again in January because your homework isn't keeping you occupied enough." She's right. (UPDATE: I managed to finish the next years required eight books, so I read 16 books in all for classics. Amazing)
Famous Qoutes from My Friends:
Chelsea: Are you ungrateful because I care about your spleen?
Elena: GET OUT OF HERE YOU GERMAN!
Mom: Well, who was President of the United States before George Washington?
Me: Stand still so I can hit you with the snowball Holds up HUGE snowball -- Chelsea runs away screaming --
Chelsea: GET OUT OF HERE YOU DIRTY RUSSIAN!
Elena: I'm not dirty! I take a shower ever other day!
Chelsea: And then she tells me to stand still so she can hit me with a snowball...
Me: Welll... IT WAS FOR REVENGE!
Chelsea: -laughs histarically-
Me: -pats me on back- It's OK, Chelsea.
Chelsea: -stops hyperventilating- STOP PUNCHING ME!
Me: Running away...
Me: (referring to the Beatles Help! Movie) See, they look like Nazis.
New Years Sleepover, fun times!
Me: Do you know the reason why I'm trying to bend this paperclip in half?
Chelsea: Erm... no. Do I want to??
(New Year's Eve sleepover at Chelsea's house)
Me: It reminds me of Chinese Food
Elena: Can't we just wait until my head falls off?
Picture(s) for Hard Descisions:
Pictures For Decision's Fate:
Pictures for Life's New Step:
Elizabeth: (for those who don't know who she is, this is Megan Henning. She's from 7th Heaven, a show that was on CW, but was canceled. Just imagine her with darker brown hair.. and the eyes that Elizabeth has in the story..).
Elizabeth's Wedding Dress (Chap. 5): (Just imagine it without sleeves and the shoulder things up a little higher).
2-13-08 Hard Descisions: Bella moves back to Forks after an incident in Phoenix that leaves her pregnant. With the support of her best friend, Alice Cullen, will she be able to make the hard descisions and.. still find love? BxE All Humans
3-29-08 Decision's Fate: Sequal to Hard Descisions. When Bella recieves the news that she's pregnant again, she couldn't be happier. Then someone she hoped never to see again comes back. Will her and Edward's love survive or will it tumble beneath them?
STORIES I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE IN THE FUTURE:
Grandma Rose: Bella's grandmother comes to Forks for a visit, making the end of Bella's summer wacky and chaotic. Set between Twilight and New Moon.
The Cullen's Go To Sunday School!: The Cullen kids get on Esme's bad side one boring sunny day and she punishes them by sending them to help out in Sunday School. Set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn.
6-4-07 EmmettJasperVaultDISASTER: Emmet and Jasper get hold of some Vault. Hilarity ensues, vampires get angry and you learn Vault has a reason for it's name.
6-30-09 Extreme Pamplona: Bella watches Alice play a highly stressful game on MiniClip. Based on Real Story. Set post-Eclipse pre-Breaking Dawn. One-Shot
6-30-09 Those Poor, Poor Bunnies: Renesmee decides to play a little game of Tug-o-War with Jacob one day. One-Shot. Set post-Breaking Dawn.
1-29-10 The Phantom Pun: Bella and Edward watch The Phantom of the Opera and Bella comes up with a very interesting pun that leaves Edward, our over-one-hundred-years-old vampire confused. One Shot. Set between the last chapter and epilogue of Twilight.
8-11-10 There's a Bird in the House!: Bella isn't scared of anything - she ain't scared of vampires or werewolves. But when it comes down to something as little as a bird, she's kind of freaked out. And Charlie knows about Twitter? Oneshot. Sort of OOC, but funny all the same.
5-9-10 Life's New Step: Set 16 years after Decision's Fate. After being away from her family for four months while in Italy, France, and Greece, Elizabeth Cullen, now 21, is returning home to Forks, Washington. But she has a little secret with her that she can't wait to tell her family - she's getting married! But when an old friend from high school comes back to town, will she still get married, or will she recognize old feelings? REPOSTED AS OF MAY 9, 2010.
Other PenName: NelloIsMello http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1306861/NelloIsMello
If You Don't Cry, Then There is Something Wrong
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Please Copy and Paste this into your profile if you care about students who have been killed in school shootings.
Well, I guess that's it for my profile. Stay tuned for more stories! They'll be coming your way soon!
Signing off - Lemonade Ninja. Previously NerdyGuRu2