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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

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Hey there, welcome to my lovely profile! Here's a bit about me, and my stories.

Name: Lemonade Ninja (If I ever become a ninja, I am going to where one of those ninja suits and it will be bright pink and neon green.

Age: You're going to have to keep on guessing, because I'm not going to tell any one.

Religion: Christian...and I am not ashamed of it.

About Me: I can be a very weird person at times, and even random. Like when I looked at the moon and said that it looked like Mickey Mouse with his ears six inches from his head (see, I told you I can be random at times...). I like to read and I love to write. I'm considering opening a coffee shop when I'm older, despite the fact that I hate coffee, just the smell of it (It smells HEAVENLY), along with a career of writing on the sides. I love my best friends for life, and I don't know what I would do without them. I would probably be very bored without them. A lot of random things and a lot of random quotes happen when all of us are together...

On LIFE'S NEW STEP: This story was once again posted as of May 9, 2010. Now that I've written the first chapter, the rest will come easier.

On GRANDMA ROSE: Once again, this story has been deleted. I think I'll take it back up after I finish Life's New Step, but for now, it will be deleted. Sorry to those who liked the story.

IT'S FREE!


Hobbies: Reading; writing; reading/writing fanfictions; doing school (no joke there...); doing homework (no joke there, either); hanging out with my friends; reading; and did I mention writing?

Favorite Subjects: Let's see... Reading, US History, Law (sometimes), and Consumer Mathematics. Oh, and also Vocab.

Least Favorite Subjects: Geometry (If you haven't taken it yet...let me forewarn you, it's a nightmare), Italian.

Favorite Books:

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

Paddington Bear (If nobody has heard of Paddington Bear, then they have lived a very depressed life)

Don Quixote

Oliver Twist

White Fang

The Call of the Wild

Around the World in 80 Days

The Sword in the Stone

The Wind in the Willows

Anne Frank: The Diary of A Young Girl

The Twilight Series

The Runaways Series

Bone

Pride and Prejudice

The Hobbit

Mystery at Blackbeard's Cove

The Hannah Swenson Mysteries

The List Goes on and On. I had to read eight classics for school this 08-09 school year, and I finished all of them in four months. My mother was like "We're gonna have to find you something else to do when school starts up again in January because your homework isn't keeping you occupied enough." She's right. (UPDATE: I managed to finish the next years required eight books, so I read 16 books in all for classics. Amazing)

Famous Qoutes from My Friends:

Chelsea: Are you ungrateful because I care about your spleen?

Elena: GET OUT OF HERE YOU GERMAN!

Mom: Well, who was President of the United States before George Washington?

Me: Stand still so I can hit you with the snowball Holds up HUGE snowball -- Chelsea runs away screaming --

Chelsea: GET OUT OF HERE YOU DIRTY RUSSIAN!

Elena: I'm not dirty! I take a shower ever other day!

Chelsea: And then she tells me to stand still so she can hit me with a snowball...

Me: Welll... IT WAS FOR REVENGE!

Chelsea: -laughs histarically-

Me: -pats me on back- It's OK, Chelsea.

Chelsea: -stops hyperventilating- STOP PUNCHING ME!

Me: Running away...

Me: (referring to the Beatles Help! Movie) See, they look like Nazis.

New Years Sleepover, fun times!

Me: Do you know the reason why I'm trying to bend this paperclip in half?

Chelsea: Erm... no. Do I want to??

(New Year's Eve sleepover at Chelsea's house)

Me: It reminds me of Chinese Food

Elena: Can't we just wait until my head falls off?

Picture(s) for Hard Descisions:

Bella's Engagement Ring:

Pictures For Decision's Fate:

James: (okay, I know, but its the best I could find that looked like a pretty good one of him. Just use your imagination.)

Philip: (Once again, I thought that this picture was the best one I could find)


Pictures for Life's New Step:

Elizabeth: (for those who don't know who she is, this is Megan Henning. She's from 7th Heaven, a show that was on CW, but was canceled. Just imagine her with darker brown hair.. and the eyes that Elizabeth has in the story..).

Ethan Barr:

Ian Dalton: (He looks the type, don't you think??)

Nathan:

Elizabeth's engagement ring:

Elizabeth's Wedding Dress (Chap. 5): (Just imagine it without sleeves and the shoulder things up a little higher).

Stories:

COMPLETE:

2-13-08 Hard Descisions: Bella moves back to Forks after an incident in Phoenix that leaves her pregnant. With the support of her best friend, Alice Cullen, will she be able to make the hard descisions and.. still find love? BxE All Humans

3-29-08 Decision's Fate: Sequal to Hard Descisions. When Bella recieves the news that she's pregnant again, she couldn't be happier. Then someone she hoped never to see again comes back. Will her and Edward's love survive or will it tumble beneath them?

STORIES I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE IN THE FUTURE:

Grandma Rose: Bella's grandmother comes to Forks for a visit, making the end of Bella's summer wacky and chaotic. Set between Twilight and New Moon.

The Cullen's Go To Sunday School!: The Cullen kids get on Esme's bad side one boring sunny day and she punishes them by sending them to help out in Sunday School. Set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn.

ONE SHOTS

6-4-07 EmmettJasperVaultDISASTER: Emmet and Jasper get hold of some Vault. Hilarity ensues, vampires get angry and you learn Vault has a reason for it's name.

6-30-09 Extreme Pamplona: Bella watches Alice play a highly stressful game on MiniClip. Based on Real Story. Set post-Eclipse pre-Breaking Dawn. One-Shot

6-30-09 Those Poor, Poor Bunnies: Renesmee decides to play a little game of Tug-o-War with Jacob one day. One-Shot. Set post-Breaking Dawn.

1-29-10 The Phantom Pun: Bella and Edward watch The Phantom of the Opera and Bella comes up with a very interesting pun that leaves Edward, our over-one-hundred-years-old vampire confused. One Shot. Set between the last chapter and epilogue of Twilight.

8-11-10 There's a Bird in the House!: Bella isn't scared of anything - she ain't scared of vampires or werewolves. But when it comes down to something as little as a bird, she's kind of freaked out. And Charlie knows about Twitter? Oneshot. Sort of OOC, but funny all the same.

STORIES IN-PROGRESS:

5-9-10 Life's New Step: Set 16 years after Decision's Fate. After being away from her family for four months while in Italy, France, and Greece, Elizabeth Cullen, now 21, is returning home to Forks, Washington. But she has a little secret with her that she can't wait to tell her family - she's getting married! But when an old friend from high school comes back to town, will she still get married, or will she recognize old feelings? REPOSTED AS OF MAY 9, 2010.

Other PenName: NelloIsMello http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1306861/NelloIsMello

If You Don't Cry, Then There is Something Wrong

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Please Copy and Paste this into your profile if you care about students who have been killed in school shootings.

Well, I guess that's it for my profile. Stay tuned for more stories! They'll be coming your way soon!

Signing off - Lemonade Ninja. Previously NerdyGuRu2

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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
PDBAZ by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Tag to WNSD: "Mummy Scares Best". Slight spoilers for the episode. When Daphne is turned into a zombie, Shaggy does his best to make her remember. Sequel to "A Muddy Bouquet" and "Knight in Shining Tinfoil". Read others first.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Daphne, Shaggy - Complete
Knight in Shining Tinfoil by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Tag to WNSD: "Big Scare in the Big Easy". Minor spoilers for said episode. Daphne thanks Shaggy for rescuing her from the graveyard. Sequel to "A Muddy Bouquet".
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Daphne, Shaggy - Complete
A Muddy Bouquet by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Tag to "What's New Scooby-Doo?: Big Scare in the Big Easy". Daphne loses her shoe in a puddle of ectoplasm and someone unexpected gives her a hand. One-shot.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Shaggy, Daphne - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Tea Time With Mrs Nesbitt by SarahCullen17 reviews
I walked to my daughter's room, expecting to find Nessie reading or playing with her dolls. What I saw was Emmett in a tutu." Humorous and cute, featuring Nessie, Mama, Daddy, Uncle Em, and Uncle Jazzy. One-shot. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
What's in a Name? by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Renesmee finally gets fed up with her name and takes some drastic measures.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Secrets by TheSingingGirl reviews
It was the second thing I ever saw. A family. And a blurred girl. Alice's visions of Edward's future mate, years before she was born. Winner of the Twilight Anniversary Challenge!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
And His Name Was Crayon by mariskafan2012 reviews
Bella finds a crash-landed bird outside her kitchen window. What does she name it? It's in the title Bella wants Edward to help her save the bird. What will Crayon's fate be? One-shot. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 2,881 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Those are MY cookies! by Fatal Excuses reviews
One-shot. Bella and Edward are at an airport. He keeps stealing her cookies. This makes it sound funny, but it's not a comedy. Just read and you'll find out.All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Rise Above This by Kayla Elise reviews
Bella versus the spider. Edward is coming to Bella's late one night and finds Bella and Charlie duking it out with a spider. Funny! R&R. Rated K. One-Shot. Title is the song by Seether.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Yeast The Beast, At Least by Lollirotxox reviews
Bella has a slight medical, personal problem and is forced to talk to the last person on earth she wants to, her fiancees father. Things get carried away, and Edward and the rest get involved. Funny use of poper vocabulary. Series of humorous one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voldemort, Meet Benny by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Benny is moving on from the Volturi to the Death Eaters. Will his also take Voldemort over with his evil cute powers? Will he take over the world? Read part two of the "Benny Meet" series. Sequel to "Aro, Meet Benny" you don't have to read it but this wi
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
In My Life by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
A songfic about how Eragon feels about the past, present, and love. Eragon/Arya. Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Guilt by yoyoente reviews
Four months after Edward leaves Bella, "for her own good", Jasper feels the need to check how she's doing. What he discovers leaves him speechless. How does Edward react when Jasper finally tells him about what he saw?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Benny, Meet The Volturi by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Something I wrote to jumpstart my Muse. It's about my best friend's dog annoying the Volturi. I hope you like it. Flames, as one of my friends says, will be put out with a fire extinguisher.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
The Cullen's Discover Fanfiction? by Koinaka reviews
What if the Cullen's discovered all the lovely pieces of fanfiction that we slave over? How would they react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Bella Edward Poems by taratroubles reviews
poems of Bella and Edward. All different and very pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008
Healing by Ayashe reviews
Chase takes care of Molly when she's sick. Short & sweet; written for "Support Stacie"
Runaways - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Bella's Mental Breakdown by ActualTwilight reviews
Bella has a random mental breakdown and goes rather insane for a while. BellaEdwardBased on a true story. :D One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Magic by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Bella graduates, and Edward has a surprise waiting for her: He's taking her to Disney World! See what happens when the rest of the Cullens come along, and they discover Emmetts secret obsession with Cinderella, and many other embarrassing family secrets!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Lily Evans A History by Bethany1 reviews
Updated 06.01.07 Lily's life from preHogwarts to marrying James Potter. Her relationship to her parents, her sister, her friends and the foursome that would change her life forever. PREOotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 400,291 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Beginning of the End, Till Death do us Part by Mei1105 reviews
Sequel to Beginning of the End. Two years after leaving Hogwarts, Lily and James are living in a world that grows darker each day. With their friends beside them they must fight the war that threatens to consume the world. On very very very long hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,839 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Girl talk by ChocoholicMonkeyfish reviews
Ron and Harry overhear something they wish they never had. A quick oneshot, I thought up after a horrific experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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Life's New Step reviews
Elizabeth, now 22, is returning home from Europe with a secret to tell her family - she's getting married! But when an old acquintance from high school returns to town, will she still marry or will she recognize old feelings? Sequel to HD and DF. ON HOLD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,378 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
There's a Bird in the House! reviews
Bella isn't scared of anything - she ain't scared of vampires or werewolves. But when it comes down to something as little as a bird, she's kind of freaked out. And Charlie knows about twitter? Oneshot. Sort of OOC, but funny all the same.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Decision's Fate reviews
COMPLETE::Sequal to Hard Descisions. When Bella receives the news she's pregnant again, she couldn't be more happier. However, someone she hoped she would never see again comes back. ExB AxJ EmxR CxE R&R, please! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,104 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard Descisions reviews
Bella moves back to Forks after something terrible happens to her. Five weeks later, she receives the news that she's pregnant. Along with her best friend Alice Cullen, will she be able to overcome her past and...still find love? ExB All Human. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,691 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The Phantom Pun reviews
Bella and Edward watch The Phantom of the Opera, Bella comes up with a funny pun and Edward ... he's just confused. And Alice? Well, Alice is laughing hysterically. Short One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Dog Sitting reviews
Bella gets asked to dog-sit Mike's overly friendly dog. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Extreme Pamplona reviews
Bella watches Alice play a highly stressful game on MiniClip. Based on Real Story. Set post-Eclipse pre-Breaking Dawn. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Those Poor, Poor Bunnies reviews
Renesmee decides to play a little game of Tug-o-War with Jacob one day. One-Shot. Set post-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
EmmetJasperVaultDISASTER reviews
Emmet and Jasper get hold of some Vault. Hilarity ensues, vampires get angry and you learn Vault has a reason for it's name. Oneshot. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete