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Joined 07-11-06, id: 1088659, Profile Updated: 07-22-08

Okay. SO my stories are crap. So I've abandoned the long ones. I'm deleting that weird thing masquerading as a story.

I think I'll just put up this new thing. I don't think it's a story, because it has little to no plot, and isn't long, or entertaining, or serves a purpose. I just like it, and am too lazy to add to it.

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Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad by Sierra Charm reviews
Prequel to A Lily Story. Before they were Harry's eyes, they belonged to Lily. This is her world, where pranks, gardens, necklaces, uncles, Dark Marks, and several infuriating Gryffindor boys reside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 509,357 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Loft by pcp reviews
Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. Draco Malfoy doesn't want to get married, and Harry Potter is running from his past. Will they learn to love? Or will Harry's problems ruin them both...AU.HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 211,059 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Last Laugh by Stardust3 ANNOYED WAUG.2nd reviews
MWPP era. From surprise siblings, to government cover ups, to weapons of mass destruction, to reluctant love, to cold blooded murder, and beyond. Happiness & heartache until the last laugh... From Marauder graduation to 1st Harry Potter book. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,939 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/5/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Zirconia by Stardust3 ANNOYED WAUG.2nd reviews
AU. Sequel to Awakening. 14 years after Harry's generation graduates from Hogwarts an ancient spirit threatens the life they've made and dredges up the painful past. Now it's up to the next generation to save their parents from evil and from themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Pureblood's Prejudice by SilverPhoenixRising reviews
Harry James Evans never knew who his Father was. James Harold Potter, the new Defense Teacher at Hogwarts, is about to get the shock of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,046 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Intended by ARTEMIS01121986 reviews
Lucius Malfoy wants nothing but the best for his newborn son, Draco. So much so, that he arranges a marriage between his young son and an associate's daughter. The only problem is, the two children aren't particularly fond of one another. Will they be ab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,279 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Heirs of Hogwarts by PhoenixFirebolt reviews
In 6th year, Hermione stumbles upon an ancient prophecy concerning the Four Founders of Hogwarts. Now four of the students find out exactly who they are and that they must join forces to defeat Voldemort and rid all evil in the world. AU fic. HHR, DG, RLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 209,265 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beginning of the End by MollyCoddles reviews
Harry and his friends have a lot to learn and a long way to go on the treacherous path leading to Voldemort's destruction. Post HBP. HPGW, RWHG, NTRL, CWLL, NLHA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,499 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All's Fair by Sputz reviews
Bored with post-Voldemort life, Harry and Draco begin a very interesting game... Slashy fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Potter Legacy: The Story of Lily and James by Chelles reviews
James, Lily, and their friends have managed to survive Hogwarts. Are they ready for what lies beyond? Sequel to Before Harry: The Marauders' Tale. PreHBP Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 404,746 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Awakening by Stardust3 ANNOYED WAUG.2nd reviews
AU. For seventeen years they've been apart but now she's back and so is Black. When it all comes together it just might prove deadly. And to complicate an already twisted love story, a poem reawakens a murderous spirit. Sequel to The Last Laugh. FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 249,075 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 10/8/2002 - Sirius B. - Complete