Rosey Wolloe
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Joined 09-08-01, id: 108933
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Hello everyone out there looking at my bio. What is up?
Well, lets see. I'm a (I'm sorry, your computer is too stupid and poor to accept this message, please send all money to Rosey and it will be fixed) year old writer. I write. (Uh. Duh.)
Most of my stories will be sad. I don't like happy endings. I like ones where the bad guy wins. So expect those, alot.
Also expect most of my stories to have at least some element of slash, bukkake, yuri, blah blah, jibbertyjabbit.
My favorite 'N Syncer is Nick, and my fav Backstreet Boy is Lance. I don't like Justin. He frightens me. He has a triangular shaped head. He sounds like Britney Spears.. *hides behind lance* Save me, yo!
I like Britney Spears. One day, I will ask her to marry me. She will say yes. Why? Because I'll get her drunker then f*ck. *evil laughter*
I will also take over the world, with my friend Carrie at my side. Kiss my a* now, before I do take over, and you might live.
-Peace, Love, and Silly Space Cowboahs.
Rose.
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Behind locked doors by Drucilla Black reviews
Two Malfoys living under one roof, both of whom feel constantly lost, lonely, misunderstood and most of all, unloved. But when fate steps in, they slowly forge bonds under morbid similarities. From then on, almost anything is possible...(Malfoycest)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
The Anti Angst Movement by Di-chan reviews
Chapter 16! [slash] A movement is the activities of a group of people to achieve a specific goal. Our goal: to shine a beam of fluff in the shadows of angst of the HarryDraco 'ship. Cliché? I think not. Description inside. [work in progress]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,545 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Harry Potter Boys discover SLASH by Kisa reviews
Part 3: Short Tales. What happened after Slash Co had finished with Hogwarts? 4 short stories (the first lot of many?) documenting the main pairings (HarryxDraco, RonxSeamus) escapades. Feedback luffed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,084 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lullaby of a Dragon by Mysticalsoul reviews
Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Juliet and Romeo by Vividian reviews
**Complete!!** Harry Potter, an avid Shakespeare lover, is now out of Hogwarts and performing as an actor. He auditions for a familiar play, but has no idea what will come out of it. DMxHP! SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,198 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Day in Hell in the Life of Remus J Lupin by FairyTale reviews
Lie low at Lupin's for a while'. Only Dumbledore never asked for Remus' consent when he uttered those fateful words. And Sirius Black surely isn't the world's easiest flatmate. For Eva
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Sirius B., Percy W. - Complete
Black Gem by lash reviews
Voldemort has dinner with Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. Narcissa muses on how it all goes horribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
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Untitled Potter Story reviews
I was told that, up to five minutes after death, the body still thinks its living. Thus, the jamesyfic was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/17/2003 - James P.
A Bedtime Story For Severus reviews
Snape, the not-so-easily fooled one, has the fluffy nightcap pulled over his eyes by ...Lockhart! Of all people!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Severus S.