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Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, and Ninja Turtles.

Yo. Just hanging out here, avoiding reality and all the horrors it hold such as politicians, political correctness, and anything else with the root word "poli". I firmly believe that someone, somewhere, somehow, will manage to be offended by something, so, I have decided I don't give a crap anymore and can just offend a bunch of people at the same time instead of worrying about trying to not offend anyone at all. I prefer to read rather than write, but, if I do start something, I will finish it. Eventually.

How about a few quotes people? After all, gotta take up space here somehow. This will most likely keep getting longer and longer as I find and remember more. If you've got any good ones send 'em to me.

Mom: "To err is human, to repeat is stupid"

Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the Castle!" The Princess Bride

Kid: "That was totally wicked!" The Incredibles

Me: "Follow your heart, just make sure your head keeps up"

Dunno: "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it"

Bumper sticker: "There are no Atheist in Hell. Now they believe but to late"

Shirt: "My reality check bounced"

Vizzini: "There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen" The Princess Bride

Dad: "Do you know what this is?" Victim: "No" Dad: "A brain sucker. Do you know what it's doing?" Victim: "No" Dad: "Starving"

Miracle Max: "Oh hoo hoo look who knows so much! As it turns out your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth. Now mostly dead, he's slightly alive. All dead, well with all dead there's usually only one thing that you can do." Inigo: "What's that?" Miracle Max: "Go through his clothes and look for loose change" The Princess Bride

Leo: "Your reign of terror is over Stockman" Mikey: "You been practicing that?" Leo: "You like it?" TMNT 2003 Cartoon

Shirt: "Darth Vader was framed"

Everywhere: "Just hand over the chocolate and no one get's hurt"

Mike: "Some people are like slinkys, they're only fun when you push 'em down stairs"

Mr. Bennett: "From this day forth you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins and I will never see you again if you do" Pride and Prejudice

Dad: "Did you do this?" Mike: "Why? Did you see me?" Mike when he was a little kid. This line is not recommended for getting out of trouble.

Donatello "Why do we have to stand alone before the forces of evil?" Michelangelo "Face it man, it's the only job we're qualified for" Donatello "Oh yeah, you're right" The 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cartoon

Trent: "Your chin really gave that guy's knuckles a pounding" Walker, Texas Ranger

MacGyver: (wakes up in a room full of Amish people) "My jeep went off a cliff, I died and went to Thanksgiving."

Sheppard: "Rodney you're drooling over a wraith!" Rodney: "I know, I disgust myself sometimes" Stargate: Atlantis

Dan: "If violence isn't the answer then you're not asking the right questions" he's my youth leader.

Raphael: "Hey look, an alien invasion. Ya don't see that everyday. Oh wait, yeah we do" TMNT 2003 Cartoon

Bad-Guy: "What's that?" Macgyver: "Lateral, cranial, impact enhancer (knocks him out)" MacGyver

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army manual.

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop

Hannibal: "What's the matter, Captain?" Murdock: "Something horrible." Face: "What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car?" Murdock: "WORSE."
[gives Hannibal his hospital release] Murdock: "I've been thrown out. Cast out..." Hannibal: "You've been found sane?" Murdock: "You got it." - The A-Team (TV show)

Me: "What do you mean I crossed the line? I thought it was a jump rope!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Jarcarga, Rush of Waves, Nixiesocean, Fly Like a Blueberry Pie,

Now I must ask, am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy in the above paragraph?? Please tell me I'm not

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Okay that's good enough. If you read all that you are either a very inquisitive individual or you have stalker tendencies and should get help.

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Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 12/6/2014
Mystery Man by kittymeowsalot reviews
Ed made a deal with truth more than a hundred years ago and met Albus when he was a boy with Flamel. Now, he's helping Albus with his problems, but what's this? He's lost his memory? How is he to help now? has cursing, Veela Draco, Griffins, Dragons, and lots of plot twists! Draco/Herm
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,219 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Edward E.
(J)oak's on Yew by Hazel-Beka reviews
Why doesn't Tenzou like tree puns? They're not fir everyone. Kakashi/Tenzou slash or friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,550 - Reviews: 3071 - Favs: 5,102 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Life Game by TwinTrouble reviews
Hatake Sakumo has a kind heart, so he didn't think twice about taking on the orphan child of his old teammate. However, when that child happens to be an Uchiha, things start to get messy as he must balance work, custody battles and his own young son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,293 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Sakumo H.
Under the Flames by Dattebayo Devon reviews
Best known as a wandering mage and noticed for his disfigurements, Natsu travels Fiore in search of finding answers. But why does he keep encountering mages from Fairy Tail? And will they learn of his intentions and his deepest, darkest secrets? **Rehabilitating!**.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 312,817 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Erza S., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Natsu D.
One Can Dream by ClosetFMAfan reviews
It was the first time he had heard of the Fullmetal Alchemist; a State Alchemist no older then his own son. The very thought that the State would actually take a boy as young as Edward for the job of State Alchemist made him sick. How could any child sink so low as to dedicate the rest of their life to becoming a pawn of monsters?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Hohenheim, Edward E. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 357 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Never More Than Eternal Rivals by KakashiKrazed reviews
Taking place in the alternate timline of The Long Road Home. Witness the events which forged Kakashi and Gai's rivalry-from their first meeting,to Wolf's attack of Gai on the Hokage Mountain, and beyond.A gift-fic for my ever-vigilant friend, Esashar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,693 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes, simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Despite so, Kakashi promises to never stop trying. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,489 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H.
Demon by Nature by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Kakashi disappeared the night Sakumo killed himself. Two years later, Minato, Obito, and Rin get a mission to investigate claims of a demon that controls lightening haunting a village in Iron Country. Gen. Mega long oneshot, and, my 100th story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
How to Raise Your Ninja Child by Crystia reviews
Kakashi is six years old again, sent to the past. After his father dies, Minato acts as his caretaker, and chaos ensues: well-meaning chaos, but poor Minato doesn't know what to do. One-shot. For mapplepie.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Parenthood by bitterberries reviews
Her first word wasn't the word they wanted it to be. Jerza .
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain, Natsu D. - Complete
The Enemy of my Enemy by FantasiaWandering reviews
War makes for unlikely allies, and when the dimensional breach in the ocean floor allows monsters into the world, four unlikely heroes emerge from the shadows to save their city from destruction. As a hapless rookie learns the truth behind the elusive Rangers who pilot the Jaeger called Shell Shocker, he must adapt to this strange new reality, or be consumed by the Kaiju war.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,765 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
The Pack by Laughing Jackdaw reviews
About an Anbu-team that doesn't really do anything besides bugging each other, completing missions behind the scenes, and getting injured and having to stay in the hospital. There's nothing more to it than that. Kakashi, Genma, Raido and Tenzou - The Hokage is still wondering why he likes them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kakashi H., Yamato
The Meaning of Pain by BlackDewInTheMorning reviews
He got away from them and spent the next 15 years trying to figure out who and what he was . . . an animal, the Wolverine, or the human named Logan. This is his story. Covers both post-X3 and Pre-X1 time. Pointedly ignores XMO:WV. Features Gambit, Department H, and much, much, *much* more.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 276,070 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Gambit
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
ANBU Wolf by Esashar reviews
A collection of one-shots about Kakashi's ANBU life, in no particular chronological order. Some will be light hearted, some will be darker. Some will have prominent overtones of slash (you have been warned) and some will be more subtle about it or not contain it at all. Each story will focus on a different secondary character alongside the ANBU Wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,362 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 2,862 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Saints of Atlantis by steamfan reviews
There are more than a few people who want the Saints out of the Hoag, but one group doesn't want them for their calling. They want them for their genes. Too bad their Da didn't live long enough to see this.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,537 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/20/2010
Parental Concern by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Sequel to 'Sleeping Dragon'. One small misunderstanding leads to pandemonium as Natsu and Lucy joke about their 'baby'- Lucy's notebook. The guild, of course, take it the wrong way. Utter chaos ensues as the whole of Fiore seems to have the wrong idea... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by Starcrossedlover12 reviews
Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 262 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Prank Defenders! by Kavery12 reviews
Humorous, mostly unconnected short stories illuminating the lighter side of life with the USS Impala and Enterprise - pranks, epically funny revenge and captains who occasionally act like five-year-olds.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,280 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk
Just Passing Through by Flower in the River reviews
Roy, Ed and Riza get trapped in a transmutation circle that forces them in front of the Gate...and through it. Post-manga, Prisoner of Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Roy M.
Lunch by Lucillia reviews
Gibbs and Fornell drink coffee and watch one of Fornell's fellow FBI agents have a mini meltdown.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2012 - T.C. Fornell, V. Henricksen - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Diplomatic Conflict Resolution by Kavery12 reviews
Explosions, conspiracies, spies, hijackings and two very irritated Starfleet captains looking for alternative, satisfactory methods of conflict resolution.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,778 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Legend by Barcardivodka reviews
Even Hitters have hero's
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Another Day at the Office by Kavery12 reviews
More bad guys, more ass-kicking to dish out, just another day at the office for the USS Impala and Enterprise until the new guys show their mettle and our favourite crews get a pleasant surprise.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Collisions by Kavery12 reviews
A meeting of great minds. May the galaxy tremble under the clash of titans. More to the point, may Sams and Spocks save the world before it implodes from sheer captain inanity.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
The Measure of a Security Officer by Kavery12 reviews
In which a security commander of lesser fame learns about Jo Harvelle's personal brand of diplomacy and inter-ship cooperation and Cupcake watches in vast amusement, knowing he should probably stop her...
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Jo H., Cupcake
The Reprimand by Kavery12 reviews
Four months into his captaincy, Jim Kirk gets his first official reprimand. Reprimands are bad, humiliating. So why does he frame the damn thing and hang it on the Enterprise's recreational room wall?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
The First Officer Fiasco by Kavery12 reviews
In the interests of promoting comradely good-will amongst starships, the USS Impala and the USS Potemkin swap first officers for two weeks. Guess who's not impressed?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sam W., J. Kirk - Complete
A Night Out with Sam and Spock by Kavery12 reviews
Sam and Spock are the sensible, smart, scientific first officers who keep two maverick starship captains in line and mostly in one piece. They'd never get into trouble...right?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sam W., Spock - Complete
Academy Days by Kavery12 reviews
Commander John Winchester returns to Starfleet Academy as the Security instructor from Hell with occasional assistance from his devil spawn minions Captain Dean Winchester, Commander Sam Winchester and on one memorable occasion, Captain Jim Kirk.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Trouble With Security Chiefs by Kavery12 reviews
In which the Impala gets a problematic security chief and Captain Winchester vows to never again trust Starfleet intelligence analysts.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Sam W., J. Kirk - Complete
Shooting the Stars by Kavery12 reviews
Dean, some beer, a nosy Jim Kirk, the shadows of fathers and remembering the journey towards becoming Captain Dean Winchester of the USS Impala.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
Bar Fights by Kavery12 reviews
There are some people you just expect to bail out of lock up after a night on the town. And then there are the ones who surprise you.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Castiel, P. Chekov - Complete
Nightmare Reborn by Kavery12 reviews
Sometimes, that which you have triumphed over rises up to choke you once more. The Enterprise and her crew had watched the Narada vanish into that singularity forever. Right?
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
The Ruination of the USS Impala by Kavery12 reviews
With one insidious secret weapon, Commander Sam Winchester forces the entire crew of the USS Impala to realize that they are not as tough as they'd like to think.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Shore Leave by Kavery12 reviews
Sometimes it takes a captain to know a captain. Jim and Dean connect on a leader's level. Sam thinks captains are high maintenance and he's probably right.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
The Tamir Incident by Kavery12 reviews
Two maverick captains. One impossible mission. The beginning of an epic partnership.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dean W., J. Kirk - Complete
To Be, Or Not To Be, A Warlock by Jissai reviews
Merlin, we're in the face of more bandits than I can kill. Threaten them with sorcery, now!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Oil for Blood and Blood on My Hands by Shinsei Tonbo reviews
Slight cross with AC, nothing plot or character wise, more ability and a lil' character history wise. The one thing Rome always knew was that Brian was born Crazy. But that may be his crazy ass pops fault, absent as much as he might have been.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Brian
Dies Felices by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Gabriel has a proposition: on November 2, 1983, Sam dies instead of Mary. Sam goes straight up to Heaven, bypassing a miserable life and the horror of the Cage. His family has relative peace. Sam says no. If only it were that simple.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,905 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Mary W. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Dark Side of the Hunt by purplehairedwonder reviews
Post-6.14. When news of Sam and Dean's return to the hunt gets around, some old "friends" come back to find out what's going on. With Sam missing, Dean and Bobby race to find him before the rogue hunters do something to crumble the wall in Sam's mind.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,146 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Giftwrapped by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
If You Believe That, I Have a Bridge to Sell You by Hive Mentality reviews
Five people Face practically sold the Brooklyn Bridge to, and the one person that thought they had the drop on him.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Face - Complete
It's Complicated by lil-anonymous-girl reviews
Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Running Up Eight & Eighty by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
One man faces the wrath of his superiors. Three soldiers walk into a bar. Before they were the A-Team, before eight years and eighty missions, before they were friends, they were strangers whose paths had crossed. Set in the aftermath of Mexico...
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Little Birdie by Maranwe Elanor reviews
Murphy hated the waiting more than anything." Also includes Connor, Eunice Bloom, Smecker, and Dolly. Six 100-word drabbles set post-All Saints Day.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Choosing by Polaris'05 reviews
Karai can hurt me, torment me, deceive me, kill me… but she cannot make me choose. It’s the typical enemy plot, to offer the chance to save one brother and only one. The choice is easy: there IS no choosing. No longer a oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Henge! by mapplepie reviews
The henge-no-jutsu; the greatest threat to ninjas all around -or at least ninjas-in-training. Naruto might just fail the Academy once more because of it. No worrys, though! Shikamaru (reluctantly) to the rescue! What can go wrong with a genius' help?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Take Me Home by Mousme reviews
After the Trickster turns Sam into a dog, the brothers become separated. Can Sam make it safely back to Dean? Crack!Fic that kind of turned serious on me. T for swearing and one scene of very non-explicit sex -I will warn ahead of time, I promise.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,688 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Control by Polaris'05 reviews
When Bishop teams up with the Shredder, it spells bad news for the turtles. Why are their enemies so desperate to capture Donatello? And what will the others do when the unthinkable occurs, and they're too late to save him? Nothing is ever as it seems...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,456 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Donatello, Agent Bishop - Complete
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Untitled by Maisontv reviews
A fill for the prompt: "For whatever reason, Neal is assigned a different FBI agent handler/liaison/etc. - whether permanently or on a temporary basis. Neal makes his life hell until he gets Peter back."
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Secure the Blessing by Rahmi reviews
Sam makes a wish. Dean is not pleased. Written pre-What Is and What Should Never Be. Mentions of child abuse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Blind Faith by Kakawot reviews
2003 series - "Raphael," I said, "the doctors can cure my blindness." At that time, I had no idea that the young man sitting at the table was a mutant turtle. A faith-in-humanity fic starring the woefully underdeveloped Mrs. Morrison.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Raphael - Complete
Mistakes and Monsters by lickerdysplit reviews
Dean. Sam. Henricksen. A race against time to find missing kids...and deep dark woods hiding darker secrets. Rated T to be safe. Written before Jus in Bello aired, so kind of AU, but everyone you know is the same.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Dean W., V. Henricksen - Complete
Partners by Stargazer Nataku reviews
“Don’t move, Batman,” Gordon orders, his voice steady despite the adrenaline coursing through him and the loathing of the lie that makes this necessary. He has no idea how they are going to get out of this mess. He’s banking on the fact Batman does.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Moments in Time: Alfred Pennyworth by Stargazer Nataku reviews
Moments of Alfred's life compressed into 100 word short-fics. Spans from before the Waynes' murders to after Bruce's return to Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
When You're Standing on Your Own by Stoneage Woman reviews
“If I could, I’d kill him myself,” Wayne growled, his eyes dark with fury, and Gordon shivered, reminded uneasily of something that belonged only on deserted rooftops on dark nights. Part 3 of my 'Rooftop' series. Gordon/Bruce Wayne friendship.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2009 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Crushed Pineapple Chunks by Collegekid2006 reviews
a 100 Themes fic. A series of one shots, each with a different theme. The theme will be the title of the chapter.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 134 - Words: 98,622 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
1250 Foot Fall by li-flower reviews
When humans fall, they fall fast and hard. A collection vignettes centered on the word "fall" with various characters from The Dark Knight. Spoilers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008
Coward For A Minute by vballmania23 reviews
Oneshot. "You never face the Batman. You give up and run like hell, and hope he doesn’t chase you. You see, that’s why I never got caught by the Batman." One man tells the story of his brief encounter with Gotham's hero.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Batman Revealed by vballmania23 reviews
What would have happened if Bruce turned himself in at the press conference? Each chapter is from a different POV and explores how the story would have changed - or stayed the same - had Bruce spoken up before Dent could confess.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon by Stoneage Woman reviews
When the Batman starts getting a little too reckless with his life, Gordon lets him know in no uncertain terms that he's having none of it. Part 2 of my 'Rooftop' series. Batman/Gordon friendship.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/13/2008 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Never Walk Away by Stoneage Woman reviews
“You gave us hope when this city had none. You saved us from insanity...and you think you don't inspire people?" When the Batman starts to lose sight of his own importance, Jim Gordon reminds him. Oneshot, no slash. Part 1 of my 'Rooftop' series.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/11/2008 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
To Wander, Between the Stars by Schildkroete reviews
Jack never made that con in 1941. Instead his broken vortex manipulator strands him in the twenty-first century, where he finally meets the Doctor - who's been a prisoner of Torchwood for a long time.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Donnie Love by nightwalker3 reviews
The first, last and best moments.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Velocizompire Apocalypse by Curuchamion reviews
Jack and MacGyver discuss plans for the velociraptor/zombie/vampire apocalypse. Just a little humor ficlet--SG-1/MacGyver crossover, obviously. Inspired by a story where Jack and Mac were brothers, but doesn't have to be read that way.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Kitty's Story by Sirinde reviews
It was a long time ago, almost 30 years..." It's how the movie begins, with the sad story of Kitty Genovese. I realized that Connor and Murphy are almost 30 years old. This is my imagining of how the Story begins. One Shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks!
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
InJustice For All :How It Really Happened: by sabrinaw reviews
We all know that Batman was captured by the Lex Luthor and the lot. But what we *don't* know, is what *really* happened. See, this is why Batman doesn't smile. It doesn't do anything but get him into trouble...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Between the Lines by Sholio reviews
Sometimes you'd never dream of being friends with someone, especially the most annoying person in Antarctica, until you get stuck with them in another galaxy. John and Rodney friendship. Written for SGAflashfic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
What is this planet by Blue Zephyr Dragon reviews
SGA1 reports to Colonel Carter on their latest misson.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Kristen999 reviews
Ronon asks Sheppard to join him on a dangerous search unaware that some answers are gained in the journey. DramaActionHC. Spoilers for Reunion
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,421 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Ronon D., John S. - Complete
Past Mistakes by LittleFairy78 reviews
Shawn wanted to be on the newest SBPD murder case. Little does he know that the investigation might unearth things that hit too close to home. What will he do when he gets to know things about his father he'd rather not have known? Angsty, whumpage...:D
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,008 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Made to be Broken by Terreis reviews
Sheppard wants Sam to let him do something a bit strange. Is she willing to give him free reign? Crossover with SG1
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - John S. - Complete
Jumper Bumper by Gundambaby reviews
They are short, they are bright, they are Jumper Bumper Stickers! NEW CHAPTER!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Strangers by mute90 reviews
Star Wars xover! Anakin wonders about the Winchester brothers. Then, he just accepts. Sequel to 'Skywalker!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just A Story by Tristripe reviews
When he realizes something is wrong, Raphael must find out what went wrong, who made it wrong, and who decided not to tell him something was wrong. Too bad no one has a straight answer.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
At Least It Wasn't Mikey by Shelly LeBlanc reviews
Spin the Bottle with five guys and only one girl, you do the math. No Slash
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Casey Jones, Donatello - Complete
Of Soap Operas and Pop Culture by IvoryDrum reviews
The ever impressionable Mikey transforms a classic nursery rhyme into a Pop Culture hit, while Master Splinter proves to sceptics that he is a Master in far more then just Ninjitsu. A really short, not to mention odd, oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Skywalker by mute90 reviews
Star Wars xover! They say no more trouble until they get home but Winchester's are as bad with rules as they are good with weapons.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Shuriken by pacphys reviews
A Foot's eye view of what started as just another fight against the turtles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Foot Ninja - Complete
It's Ok, Master, the Force hates me, too by Rae of Rosemary reviews
Just a fun little peice where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss who the Force hates the most. Guest appearence by shocked Council Members.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
VeggieAtlantis by LilRicki reviews
Silly Songs. Yup, they're filks. I am SO SORRY. Chapter Two posted due to, of all things, popular demand . . .
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
The New Guys by T'Pring reviews
Elizabeth was looking forward to watching Col. Sheppard win over a new batch of Pegasus Galaxy recruits... When the Wraith disrupt a routine training mission, Sheppard must show the new guys what it takes to get everyone home. Shep whump ensues. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - John S. - Complete
Fate's Fickle Humor by PyroDragon2006 reviews
A simple visit to Atlantis by two members of SG1 sets off a chain of events that could change past, present, and future forever. And not for the better. Crossover with SG1. Rated T for some strong language.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,360 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006
Because I Could Not Stop for Death by Refur reviews
Sam and Dean are dead. Except they're kind of not.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Canadian Idiot by Briar Elwood reviews
Rodney really doesn't like Weird Al's Canadian Idiot...John, on the other hand...Songish fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Cuffs by Ultra-Geek reviews
Logan and Scott’s rivalry has come to a head in an all out prank war. Fortunately, Xavier has come up with a solution.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
The Guiding Sheppard by Autumn leaves reviews
The team's in trouble after a betrayal. Sheppard and McKay have been wounded and the team is about to be burnt at the stake by the Genii. Shep whump. COMPLETED.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,517 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - John S. - Complete
Headache by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Agent John Bishop has lived since the Civil War, lived through an alien abduction, and two World Wars. But is he about to meet his match?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
The Hair Troubles of Col Sheppard and Company by StarSkimmer reviews
Elizabeth and Rodney find Sheppard's hair gel, and decide to have a little fun...but their plans backfire.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2006 - John S. - Complete
Blithering Bats, It's Halloween, Batman! by Philippa reviews
Pure fluff: Alfred volunteers Bruce to be a chaperone at a neighborhood trickortreat outing for Dick’s first Halloween at Wayne Manor.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006
The Killing Frost by Sholio reviews
When a scientific mission goes wrong, the Daedalus crashes on an ice planet along with Atlantis's top scientists and a ruthless saboteur. Will rescue come before injuries and the elements take their toll? Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,968 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
He Was Mine by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
A grave is visited for the last time. Angst, Fluff. NO slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Old Soldiers Die Hard by Sholio reviews
The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Fun in Atlantis by Yarrharr reviews
UPDATED! What do the residents of the Lost City do in their spare time in addition to making fun of McKay? Find out what happens when someone decides to start a bulletin board for Atlantis activities…Now citrusflavored!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006
Keeping The Faith by Pilgrim Soul reviews
Sheppard goes missing and his friends try to move on without him but soon Atlantis is facing a new threat. Shep whump. ShepMcKayWeir friendship. Rated for violence.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,313 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - John S. - Complete
To Let Go by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
After your heart is betrayed and nights of pain come, what do you hold on to?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Planet of the Elvii by Sholio reviews
Introducing Earth pop culture to the Pegasus Galaxy can have unexpected consequences ... as Sheppard's team learns the hard way.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Who Killed Kavanaugh? by BiteMeTechie reviews
Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Running on Empty by Sholio reviews
Captured, implanted with Wraith trackers, released to run and die ... such is Sheppard and McKay's fate. Now all they have to do is find each other before the Wraith find them. And Sheppard has this pesky little amnesia problem... Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,569 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Good Kind of Trouble by unperfectwolf reviews
Gen, Doc McGinty . oneshot . The first time he'd seen the two of them he'd known, right away, that they were trouble makers.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Murphy's Law by unperfectwolf reviews
Gen, Connor McManus, Murphy McManus . oneshot . Nobody touched Connor but Murphy.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Borrowing by unperfectwolf reviews
Gen, Connor McManys, Murphy McManus . oneshot . Sometimes they have to hotwire a car to do their job.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
I Suppose This Means I've Failed ? by Ann3 reviews
What's the worst thing John Sheppard could face ? The Wraith ? Iratus bugs ? Someone stealing his TV ? Uh, no try teaching Carson how to fly... I hope you enjoy, please R&R !
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
The Rules by Beaker Bait reviews
For all new personnel Both Civilian and Military from Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: To save both you and myself a lot of trouble and headache I have compiled a list of simple rules to help make life easier for all involved.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Variance of Luck by Cairis Rin reviews
COMPLETE! At last! :D someone unexpected shows up from Jack's past that starts a chain of events that can only go from bad to worse. Guest stars MacGyver
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,714 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan reviews
Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Hewing Naught but Wood by Thundera Tiger reviews
During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to explain himself. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best plus a pragmatic Eomer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Eomer, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Secret Weapon by Jayne Cobb09 reviews
The Wraith come up with a secret weapon they claim will take out the Atlantis team once and for all. When the team is captured by the Wraith, will they be able to withstand the torture? COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
The Battle by Joee1 reviews
Elladan and Elrohir talk battle strategy. Estel and Legolas make an appearance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Don't Play With Your Food by jaxink reviews
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Leo observes his brother's interesting eating habits. First place for BEST MICHELANGELO SCENE in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Which Planet is that Again? by Nixa Jane reviews
Jack, Daniel, and banter. It's utterly pointless. Seriously.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
What the? by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Basically pointless plot, written to get rid of some of my hyperness. What really happens in Mikey's head? And why does Raph suddenly have a fetish for smiley faces?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2005
Monopoly Madness by Neuropsych reviews
Jack's not the only one who has trouble with boardgames. (COMPLETE)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
The True Reason Atlantis Fell by NateSean reviews
Now see the true reason the Ancients disappeared. Possibly the first Stargate Atlantis fanfiction! Pointless fluff, and minor spoilers for the first episode.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2004
Crazy? by Confushi Sushi reviews
Only 3 words came to Daniel's mind. Scarred. For. Life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/19/2004
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When In Pegasus reviews
When in Pegasus, do as the Expedition does. However the Lanteans' have some pretty strange things to do.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 3/13/2007
On The Couch: TMNT reviews
The TMNT characters get a little professional help for all their problems. Something is telling me this is NOT gonna work out well.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
This Won't Hurt a Bit reviews
Involving Raph, Donnie, a cut, rubbing alcohol, pizza and a bet. That summary kinda sucks. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Food Fight reviews
Everybody loves a good food fight but the wraith version is a little bit different.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
The Art of Escaping reviews
The team is stuck on yet another hive ship. Oh but don't worry, Rodney has a plan. Help? The kinda, sorta, but not really sequel to It Never Ends. it's not really humorhorror either, I just wanted to put that there
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
A Weapon to Match reviews
The real reason Raph likes his sai so much. Just a quicky but you might get a kick outta it. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Choked on a Goldfish reviews
Kavanaugh is dead! Yay! Happy day! But what caused It, you may ask? Dr. Biro is about to tell you.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Never Leave A Man Behind reviews
Sheppard always says to never leave a man behind. So why exactly is he running away? Humor and insanity required.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Monkey See Monkey Do reviews
Sheppard has a little fun teaching Ronon some earth fighting moves. More specifically he teaches him “The Way of the Chicken”. Oh, and don’t forget about the video cameras!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
A Reason reviews
That stupid band was the only thing keeping me alive even though the only thing I wanted was to die. I hated it. Shep's POV.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
It Never Ends reviews
Sheppard is captured by a wraith queen who wants to know the location of earth. That poor unsuspecting wraith queen.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Battle of Helms Deep Sort of reviews
A moving story of the brave souls who fought at Helms Deep. Yeah right! This is a piece of nonsense that hit me while watching The Two Towers and I decided to write it so it would leave me alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Eternal Hate reviews
Just an idea about what might have been going through Bootstrap's mind when he thought the Kraken had killed Will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete