Author has written 13 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, and Ninja Turtles.
Hi! So let's see how interesting I can make myself sound. I'm an 24 year old American girl with light brown hair (brown not blonde), blue eyes and I'm 6 feet tall. May lightening strike me where I am if I've lied about my height. /gets struck by lightning/ Ow! Okay fine so I'm only 5' 2''. Drama is a part of me and I constantly slip into random foreign accents for no reason, imitate and quote characters from movies and books, and generally make a nuiscance of myself. I'm very athletic which is my way of making up for being a technological idiot. I've played soccer (or football if you wanna call it that) for about 7 years then got involved with Martial Arts. My style is called Tang Soo Do which is the traditional version of Tae Kwon Do but without the competition emphasis. Oh no, this is a much more dangerous style focusing on real fighting techniques (I have the injuries to prove it from things gone wrong). I've earned by black belt, MWAHAHAHAHAH! I get to hit and kick people and not get into trouble for it for once in my life. Is that fun or what? I'm an archer and I'm better at it then Legolas. In my wildest dreams. Hey I took first at a FETA shoot, first at Regionals, and second at State. So there! Haven't done much with it for a while though. I'm an obsessive inline skater and like to jog when my stupid knee lets me. I love animals but the only ones I'll probably ever keep are dogs and cats (never ever ever again a bird!!). My future plans surviving Vet Tech school and somehow finding a way to transport myself to Atlantis, Middle Earth or Babylon 5. I prefer to read fanfic's rather than write them but if I do start one I will finish it. Eventually.
How about a few quotes people? (this will most likely keep getting longer and longer as I find and remember more. If you've got any good ones send 'em to me.)
Mom: "To err is human, to repeat is stupid"
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the Castle!" The Princess Bride
Kid: "That was totally wicked!" The Incredibles
Me: "Follow your heart, just make sure your head keeps up"
Dunno: "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it"
Bumper sticker: "There are no Atheist in Hell. Now they believe but to late"
Shirt: "My reality check bounced"
Vizzini: "There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen" The Princess Bride
Dad: "Do you know what this is?" Victim: "No" Dad: "A brain sucker. Do you know what it's doing?" Victim: "No" Dad: "Starving"
Miracle Max: "Oh hoo hoo look who knows so much! As it turns out your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth. Now mostly dead, he's slightly alive. All dead, well with all dead there's usually only one thing that you can do." Inigo: "What's that?" Miracle Max: "Go through his clothes and look for loose change" The Princess Bride
Leo: "Your reign of terror is over Stockman" Mikey: "You been practicing that?" Leo: "You like it?" TMNT 2003 Cartoon
Shirt: "Darth Vader was framed"
Everywhere: "Just hand over the chocolate and no one get's hurt"
Mike: "Some people are like slinkys, they're only fun when you push 'em down stairs"
Mr. Bennett: "From this day forth you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins and I will never see you again if you do" Pride and Prejudice
Dad: "Did you do this?" Mike: "Why? Did you see me?" Mike when he was a little kid. This line is not recommended for getting out of trouble.
Donatello "Why do we have to stand alone before the forces of evil?" Michelangelo "Face it man, it's the only job we're qualified for" Donatello "Oh yeah, you're right" The 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cartoon
Trent: "Your chin really gave that guy's knuckles a pounding" Walker, Texas Ranger
MacGyver: (wakes up in a room full of Amish people) "My jeep went off a cliff, I died and went to Thanksgiving."
Sheppard: "Rodney you're drooling over a wraith!" Rodney: "I know, I disgust myself sometimes" Stargate: Atlantis
Dan: "If violence isn't the answer then you're not asking the right questions" he's my youth leader.
Raphael: "Hey look, an alien invasion. Ya don't see that everyday. Oh wait, yeah we do" TMNT 2003 Cartoon
Bad-Guy: "What's that?" Macgyver: "Lateral, cranial, impact enhancer (knocks him out)" MacGyver
"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army manual.
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop
Hannibal: "What's the matter, Captain?" Murdock: "Something horrible." Face: "What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car?" Murdock: "WORSE."
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Now I must ask, am I the only one who sees the hypocrisy in the above paragraph?? Please tell me I'm not
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Okay that's good enough. If you read all that you are either a very inquisitive individual or you have stalker tendencies and should get help.